The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Jocko Johnson]

Funny you should ask.

I found out that the pilot (which has the working title "POS", which they assured me is the Lebanese word for "awesome"), isn't quite proving the success we'd hoped in the major US markets or, in fact, with anyone who speaks English at all. I think there is some problem with the production crew as well, because I heard George say something about a "fat bastard fucking things up". I guess he was talking about Tommy Dumbchaser, poor guy. I couldn't be sure though, because Sweet Kathy was working her way through a family sized bag of Doritos at the time, and it was difficult to hear properly through all her seismic belching.

My best bud Tommy Dernhowser is getting ready to fly to Brazil to open negotiations with a group of tribesman who are interested in taking it because they said it might help to scare away the vampire bats during the night. I have lent my friend Timmy Dullwaster my book "Click Speaking for Dummies", because those dumb bastards don't speak American. I asked him why he isn't out there already cutting deals, but the fat fuck said he's just been seriously ill. Honestly, the excuses some people come up with. Whatever happened to the idea of a fair day's work for a fair day's pay?

I thanked them for taking the time to call. And then hung up and called them each back in turn to say thank you. And then they called me back to say thanks for thanking them. And then I phoned them back to say that I had called them both to say thank you. And then I called them again to check that they had understood that I thanked them. And then I left several messages on their answerphones to tell them that I had left some more messages.

And that's the last I heard from them.

Bastards!!

Too funny dude, u r killing me!!! LMFAO!
AS WELL LC's posts cracking me up!

[Jocko Johnson]

Listen you cretin stop slandering Kathy she DOESN'T EVER work at anything and was furious when I told her you said so. 
I called Tommy to see how he is doing and he thanked me for my well wishes.  It turns out his lung problem was caused by trying to inhale a bag of chips between callers his doctor told him he needs to eat more slowly and chew his food.  A doctor once told me that and I stopped going to him.
I've told the trolls here before that Noory won't let me discuss the show or play the portion I recorded and I'm TIRED of telling you that.  My apartment manager cancelled another inspection, and now it isn't until next week.  Monday I'm going to see the section 8 director in my area about this because it's getting on both our nerves having to keep this place clean week after week.  It's inconvenient to have to go down there but the best way to deal with these people is to scream in pain and fall on the floor in the middle of meeting with them.  It's frustrating to have to keep going down there in person when they could just take care of this for me the first time I asked.  A bunch of LAZY overpaid government do nothings.
It's HOT again in here today because Kathy got up last night and turned the air conditioner off.  We discussed this at length again today, I want it as cool as the lowest setting goes, and she thinks it's too cold to sleep.  I keep having to tell her this is my place and she has no say about anything, but she refuses to understand that.  Before you trolls start about this it's none of your business so STFU.
More videos later if I see anything in the news I want to read to you.

Excellent!!!

[Jocko Johnson]

OMG!  There's hope for you yet.

Is roachy kathy pissing & "scatting" all over the floor? You can sell it on ebay SLOB-O!

[Jocko Johnson]

 

The Clauses are supposed to GIVE gifts, not pilfer from the local church toy drive.

I bet he gets the free toys and gifts, then trys to return them to the mall for cash!

[paladin1991]

Hey tomorrow is Friday.  Can we all send Felchie our best wishes in the form of a PM?  Just to let him know how much we miss him in 'his forum.'

[Jocko Johnson]

You guys are cracking me up, thx! X-mas with the SLOB-O'S!!!
I will now go and take a nap, call someone to see how they are so they can thank me, STFU...and go mind my own business!!!! Thx again folks, been licking my wounds from a bit of a surgical procedure this wk and needed the laugh, you know I was nursing those fake injuries I sustained in the line of duty while milking the people of NYC...falkie you are a true POS, you fraudulent fat fucking blob of human debris.

[akwilly]

Hey tomorrow is Friday.  Can we all send Felchie our best wishes in the form of a PM?  Just to let him know how much we miss him in 'his forum.'

I am afraid if I send him a personal message that he will somehow bilk me for money. Kind of like making eye contact with an ugly girl at a bar after I'm wasted.

[ONeill]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmH4ev7Fo0k

A new episode where Falkie lets us know that he does not know how to use is new air conditioner.

It's amazing but he's getting fatter and fatter. He doesn't have a neck any more.

[pate]

Hey tomorrow is Friday.  Can we all send Felchie our best wishes in the form of a PM?  Just to let him know how much we miss him in 'his forum.'

That's some sorta yeah, I opt out...

Heh...

[paladin1991]

You guys are cracking me up, thx! X-mas with the SLOB-O'S!!!
I will now go and take a nap, call someone to see how they are so they can thank me, STFU...and go mind my own business!!!! Thx again folks, been licking my wounds from a bit of a surgical procedure this wk and needed the laugh, you know I was nursing those fake injuries I sustained in the line of duty while milking the people of NYC...falkie you are a true POS, you fraudulent fat fucking blob of human debris.

HOpe you are healing as well as can be expected fm your bogus injuries.  I'm living the Life of Riley myself after a week of laying about since my bogus surgery.
I know having the two of us off briefly off work makes the Felchstar nervous.  It could impact his collecting a check, after all.  Heal up and get back to work you lazy fuck.  Felchie is counting on us.

[Open Lines Gerry]

George - check the PM I just sent to your inbox.  Concerning news tonight about Drone.  I'm posting this here in case you see this note first.  You MUST pick up if he tries to call you again - despite any "war" and comments about Kathy.

[akwilly]

George - check the PM I just sent to your inbox.  Concerning news tonight about Drone.  I'm posting this here in case you see this note first.  You MUST pick up if he tries to call you again - despite any "war" and comments about Kathy.

Damit OLG fill us in or give us a clue.

[3OctaveFart]

This thread is a laugh factory. Keep it coming.

[akwilly]

George - check the PM I just sent to your inbox.  Concerning news tonight about Drone.  I'm posting this here in case you see this note first.  You MUST pick up if he tries to call you again - despite any "war" and comments about Kathy.

How in the heck am I supposed to sleep! I swear if I wake up in the morning and the first thing that comes outa my mouth is Hey Falkie I will never return to this site.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Damit OLG fill us in or give us a clue.

People reading this thread earlier this summer know that I was temporarily banned for revealing personal information about another person who may or may not be a member of this forum.  I am not going to even dare to walk up to the line of violating the rules again, so am not at liberty to say much of anything.  Drone can talk about it if he chooses to post again, or Falkie can give us an update in a video.

I will say that I had a brief conversation with Drone's wife this evening, and was left feeling concerned about his current status.  He has also made several attempts to communicate with George in recent days, but as we all know, they had a falling out.

[SredniVashtar]

People reading this thread earlier this summer know that I was temporarily banned for revealing personal information about another person who may or may not be a member of this forum.

I'm one of the few people here who can understand Gerryese, so here is my gloss: "I was banned for being a creepy ass stalker, who has nothing better to do than fuck with the lives of people I don't even know".

I am not going to even dare to walk up to the line of violating the rules again

If only those homeless guys you kidnap from the bus station and violate in your rape room could hope for a similar promise.

Drone can talk about it if he chooses to post again

I can barely contain my indifference.

or Falkie can give us an update in a video.

"STFU. I'm too busy cleaning...AND I have a bad knee."

I will say that I had a brief conversation with Drone's wife this evening,

Still working those sex lines, is she? I don't think it is fair to class something as a proper conversation if you begin by asking, "what are you wearing, bitch?".

and was left feeling concerned about his current status. 

We all share your concern for the plight of BellGab's very own Jeffrey Dahmer. Send him my love, please.

He has also made several attempts to communicate with George in recent days, but as we all know, they had a falling out.

Really? I must have missed that. Two sociopaths having a falling out. Who'd a thunk it?

[Jocko Johnson]

It's amazing but he's getting fatter and fatter. He doesn't have a neck any more.

What a fat fucking douche bag. This ass clown just reads a story to us as if he investigated and wrote the story himself.
The dehumidifier, dehumidifies you fat fucking dim wit...you're not sure what it does...STFU!

[Jocko Johnson]

It's amazing but he's getting fatter and fatter. He doesn't have a neck any more.

What a fat fucking douche bag. This ass clown just reads a story to us as if he investigated and wrote the story himself.
The dehumidifier, dehumidifies you fat fucking dim wit...you're not sure what it does...STFU!

That's some sorta yeah, I opt out...

Heh...

What can we expect from a blob who just sits on his fat filthy ass all day and nite and constantly stuff his pie hole. Keep it up fatty, it won't be long now.

[Jocko Johnson]

HOpe you are healing as well as can be expected fm your bogus injuries.  I'm living the Life of Riley myself after a week of laying about since my bogus surgery.
I know having the two of us off briefly off work makes the Felchstar nervous.  It could impact his collecting a check, after all.  Heal up and get back to work you lazy fuck.  Felchie is counting on us.

Thx buddy. I thank you for cking and you are welcome for asking. Go take a nap. I am going to shut the fuck up now. Next month I need to have the same procedure repeated on the other side of my cervical spine. I will rest up so I can be sure to spend the dole and suggest you do the same. It's  no one's business but I will see if the doc will let me do a video during the next surgery. Being that I will be unconscious maybe I can get tammy ten ton or one of snorge's producers to Skype it so I can post it on the youse tubeses and make 3.2 cents. Then I will have the evidence I need for the maid, ah I mean... "caregiver" to clean up my already clean huge luxury manison in the NC mountions. Nap time, as my A/C is on 72°  up from 58° and it's hot as hell in here, but that is MY business.
Meanwhile, I have to practice flopping around and falling down as I scream and yell when I go to the fake doc for a follow up. As soon as he comes into the exam room and looks at me I for some unknown reason go into terrible pain. My knees and ankles swell and start bleeding, but it NOBODY'S  business. If you have any new moves or scream tactics please advise.

[paladin1991]

Still working those sex lines, is she? I don't think it is fair to class something as a proper conversation if you begin by asking, "what are you wearing, bitch?".

I thought you enjoyed our phone foreplay.

[paladin1991]

Thx buddy. I thank you for cking and you are welcome for asking. Go take a nap. I am going to shut the fuck up now. Next month I need to have the same procedure repeated on the other side of my cervical spine. I will rest up so I can be sure to spend the dole and suggest you do the same. It's  no one's business but I will see if the doc will let me do a video during the next surgery. Being that I will be unconscious maybe I can get tammy ten ton or one of snorge's producers to Skype it so I can post it on the youse tubeses and make 3.2 cents. Then I will have the evidence I need for the maid, ah I mean... "caregiver" to clean up my already clean huge luxury manison in the NC mountions. Nap time, as my A/C is on 72°  up from 58° and it's hot as hell in here, but that is MY business.
Meanwhile, I have to practice flopping around and falling down as I scream and yell when I go to the fake doc for a follow up. As soon as he comes into the exam room and looks at me I for some unknown reason go into terrible pain. My knees and ankles swell and start bleeding, but it NOBODY'S  business. If you have any new moves or scream tactics please advise.

Hahahaha.  don't forget to 'die for a couple of days' and then return.  You know that makes a killer story.  Also, have them give you less general anesthesia so that you can stay somewhat awake and help them with the surgery. That would be classic video.
But I have said to much, haven't I?  I will STFU now and stuff a grifted cinnabon down my piehole.

[Jocko Johnson]

Hahahaha.  don't forget to 'die for a couple of days' and then return.  You know that makes a killer story.  Also, have them give you less general anesthesia so that you can stay somewhat awake and help them with the surgery. That would be classic video.
But I have said to much, haven't I?  I will STFU now and stuff a grifted cinnabon down my piehole.

I instruct the surgeons on how and what to do well before hand. Then I fall down and roll around like a turtle on his back with my feet and hands in the air until I get something for free. Tired just thinking about it...must nap video, much, much later as I have a few free homeless "all you can eat buffet lines" to crash. And I need to get there before roachy. Then its off to the Goodwill for some free woolen watch caps, gloves and scarfs. Getting very cold with the A/C cranking on 43°F. Frost on the windows. I say screw the poor with no heat and the homeless living on the streets, I NEED that stuff, well really I need EVERYTHING more than them. OK now I will STFU.

[3OctaveFart]

George, when are you and Kathy going to get jobs?

[Open Lines Gerry]

I'm one of the few people here who can understand Gerryese, so here is my gloss: "I was banned for being a creepy ass stalker, who has nothing better to do than fuck with the lives of people I don't even know".

Kathy decided to question some information that I PMd to George last evening.  I have since sent him some bullet points to review with her that will hopefully set her straight, but have to admit that I'm a bit agitated.  I have no further updates regarding Drone.

Thank you for the invitation, SredniVashtar, but I regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend the private "A Serbian Film" viewing party at your home this weekend.  A movie like that really isn't my thing anyway, but I hope you and your associates have a good time there without me.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Kathy decided to question some information that I PMd to George last evening.  I have since sent him some bullet points to review with her that will hopefully set her straight, but have to admit that I'm a bit agitated.  I have no further updates regarding Drone.

Thank you for the invitation, SredniVashtar, but I regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend the private "A Serbian Film" viewing party at your home this weekend.  A movie like that really isn't my thing anyway, but I hope you and your associates have a good time there without me.

You know that Kathy has a lot of opining for a woman who lives off of 1) taxpayers 2) Falkie


Tell her that when she pays her way in life, she'll be entitled to an opinion. Damn.

[Falkie2013]

George - check the PM I just sent to your inbox.  Concerning news tonight about Drone.  I'm posting this here in case you see this note first.  You MUST pick up if he tries to call you again - despite any "war" and comments about Kathy.

There is N0 war. Any suggestion of a war came solely from Drone after both of us told him to knock off the diisgusting questions about Kathy.
As for my contacting him, not only NO but hell no.
He has apologized as nauseum for his comments and actions in the past. At this point they mean nothing.
He associates with 2 of my biggest detractors and has forwarded " suggestions " from BIG SHITS.
I and Kathy no longer want to be aggravated by him and I see no point in talking to him again, for given his past record, it will be just more of the same.
IF he's having medical issues then he needs to get professional help. I am NOT here to provide it for him and I am NOT going to allow him to make my ulcers flare up again after dealing with him.
He doesn't know how to behave as an adult, nor does he know the parameters of what you can say and what you cannot say to a woman he is not involved with and really doesn't know.
Kathy wants nothing to do with him. She's that offended and while he " apologized " to her, she still doesn't want to have any dealings with him over it.
Neither do I .
Please stop the open as well as the private messages asking me to accept his calls.
I get enough aggravation from dealing with Kathy and her foibles ( she is NOT easy to live with and hasn't been in the past and I read the riot act to her the other night for yelling in the bedroom at 2 AM. Even with that, I still have her here but hope she finds a place soon. ) and with the cretins on this board and the occasional jerks who comment on my You Tube channel.
I don't need nor want any from Drone or his associates BIG SHITS or Crapio either.
This is NOT a criticism of Gerry nor to upset him but to let him and others know publicly where we stand.

[Falkie2013]

You know that Kathy has a lot of opining for a woman who lives off of 1) taxpayers 2) Falkie


Tell her that when she pays her way in life, she'll be entitled to an opinion. Damn.

Kathy has helped me out in many ways in the past and does some here as well, but ... she is NOT living off of me, at least in the financial sense, with minor exceptions as I give her things because I am obligated to her for her help, like allowing me to keep my stuff in her storage.

As an aside, I bought a George Foreman Indoor Outdoor Grill and an electric pressure cooker this week, so as to make my life a bit easier. Cooking on the stove in the heat makes it even hotter in the living room and it will enable me to cook meals in one pot or take the grilling outside and cook with a lot less fat, as I used to with my former small grill. I bought them on MY new Kohl's credit card, not anyone else's and Kathy is NOT on the card and next week I make the first payment on it. I also bought a Halloween doormat, 2 large towels, one for Kathy and one for me, some socks for her so she stops wearing mine and a set of bluetooth wireless headphones so I can listen to videos on You Tube at night when its too hot to sleep, as it was last night.

[Daggit]

There is N0 war. Any suggestion of a war came solely from Drone after both of us told him to knock off the diisgusting questions about Kathy.
As for my contacting him, not only NO but hell no.
He has apologized as nauseum for his comments and actions in the past. At this point they mean nothing.
He associates with 2 of my biggest detractors and has forwarded " suggestions " from BIG SHITS.
I and Kathy no longer want to be aggravated by him and I see no point in talking to him again, for given his past record, it will be just more of the same.
IF he's having medical issues then he needs to get professional help. I am NOT here to provide it for him and I am NOT going to allow him to make my ulcers flare up again after dealing with him.
He doesn't know how to behave as an adult, nor does he know the parameters of what you can say and what you cannot say to a woman he is not involved with and really doesn't know.
Kathy wants nothing to do with him. She's that offended and while he " apologized " to her, she still doesn't want to have any dealings with him over it.
Neither do I .
Please stop the open as well as the private messages asking me to accept his calls.
I get enough aggravation from dealing with Kathy and her foibles ( she is NOT easy to live with and hasn't been in the past and I read the riot act to her the other night for yelling in the bedroom at 2 AM. Even with that, I still have her here but hope she finds a place soon. ) and with the cretins on this board and the occasional jerks who comment on my You Tube channel.
I don't need nor want any from Drone or his associates BIG SHITS or Crapio either.
This is NOT a criticism of Gerry nor to upset him but to let him and others know publicly where we stand.

I applaud you for finally seeing Drone as the cretin that he is.

While you are at it I would reconsider your "friendship" with the other psychopath Open Lines Gerry. If you cannot see that the reason he wants you to reconcile with Drone is so that they can have more fodder to laugh at you with then you are as dumb as you are fat and lazy.

STFU. Video later.

[Daggit]

Kathy has helped me out in many ways in the past and does some here as well, but ... she is NOT living off of me, at least in the financial sense, with minor exceptions as I give her things because I am obligated to her for her help, like allowing me to keep my stuff in her storage.

As an aside, I bought a George Foreman Indoor Outdoor Grill and an electric pressure cooker this week, so as to make my life a bit easier. Cooking on the stove in the heat makes it even hotter in the living room and it will enable me to cook meals in one pot or take the grilling outside and cook with a lot less fat, as I used to with my former small grill. I bought them on MY new Kohl's credit card, not anyone else's and Kathy is NOT on the card and next week I make the first payment on it. I also bought a Halloween doormat, 2 large towels, one for Kathy and one for me, some socks for her so she stops wearing mine and a set of bluetooth wireless headphones so I can listen to videos on You Tube at night when its too hot to sleep, as it was last night.

Stop over sharing you fat oaf. Sheesh and you wonder why people piss all over you.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Kathy has helped me out in many ways in the past and does some here as well, but ... she is NOT living off of me, at least in the financial sense, with minor exceptions as I give her things because I am obligated to her for her help, like allowing me to keep my stuff in her storage.

As an aside, I bought a George Foreman Indoor Outdoor Grill and an electric pressure cooker this week, so as to make my life a bit easier. Cooking on the stove in the heat makes it even hotter in the living room and it will enable me to cook meals in one pot or take the grilling outside and cook with a lot less fat, as I used to with my former small grill. I bought them on MY new Kohl's credit card, not anyone else's and Kathy is NOT on the card and next week I make the first payment on it. I also bought a Halloween doormat, 2 large towels, one for Kathy and one for me, some socks for her so she stops wearing mine and a set of bluetooth wireless headphones so I can listen to videos on You Tube at night when its too hot to sleep, as it was last night.

Wow Falkie!  Those sound like awesome new toys.  I never knew people on SSI had it so good.  Maybe I should give it a try?