Art Bell

[norland2424]

Wait, aren't you the guy that DS calls "Art"? 

Shhh  .

[norland2424]

So I shouldn't proceed with Art and Ed Dames scissoring on top a confused and drunken Whitley as Queen Victoria and her grey alien courtiers look upon the replant scene with disgust and confused arousal?

That should be submitted as fan art for hoagies website lol.

[Showroom Dummy]

Lol is that how you want to be remembered for enternity, drawing art bell gay erotica lol?

today was ART class      draw from your heart 

funny drawing

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

Except none of what I said was about Art.  Thanks for playing; you can grab your consolation prize on the way out the door.

It was draw a crude gag of this or one of you holding a copy of Sun Tzu's "Art of War" as you casually explained what business is *really* like to a group of disinterested coworkers.

[GravitySucks]

Chrononaut, this is you on Art's ass:

Really, Dude?  you're sick

[ponyboysunset]

I think Art had the hots for Heather.

If only it were that simple. That would explain so much, but yeah, I doubt it. Then again who knows.

[boxman]

Seriously, this is a serious question.... How do you pronounce the name of the village in Wales where is has rained for 81 straight days.   I looked at the name and it has like 10 letters and only one vowel.

WTF?

They said even the sheep are depressed.

82 days?? pfft that this nothing... Some city here in Norway had about 300 days straight a few years ago.

[Showroom Dummy]

we need more  drawings               creative drawing is fun   -RCH   

[3OctaveFart]

Bell should prevail upon his former associate to dismantle the network and cut both Keith and Heather decent checks.

If he had any personal honor. Which he doesn't.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

I'm only on page 2653 but it's amusing the people who keep thinking their above all this, wagging their finger and proclaiming they're never coming back keep showing up in this thread day after day. Yeah you're so superior to everyone else even though you're right here along with the rest of us addicted to the carnage.

I'm happy I haven't read about someone discovering a body in this thread yet.

[PB the Deplorable]

Yep.  A lot was pinned on ART.  Perhaps too much.  Heathers career, Keith 'Mr. Personality' Rowlands network, the other shows hosts, our shiny eyed faith......  Yeah too much on ART. 

RL hits ART.  He tries to handle his shit and quits.  Because of Trolls.  On Bellgab...

Wrong.

At the time he quit everyone here still loved him.

The trolls came out because of the way he insulted people's intelligence with that phony stalker story, and the appalling way he handled the rest of it

[Corona Kitty]

I wasn't offered the position. I know all about fire.

Where's your show.

[ItsOver]

...I'm happy I haven't read about someone discovering a body in this thread yet.

"There's NO body here!  Just us squirrels!"

[Corona Kitty]

I think Art had the hots for Heather.

Reported to the FBI.

[sydtron]

Back in the mid 90s I did overnights at a shitty contemporary pop station basically pushing CD carts  from a playlist printed on a dotmatrix printer.  At the top of the hour I was supposed to give the callsign and say something about the weather. They told me to "make it up" because we didn't have Internet or anything like that.

When I think about all those people who worked at the radio station I sincerely hope none of them are still there. What a pit of depression.

To pass the time I used to just get riproaring drunk. Sometimes I would blow through the hour and forget to do my job. But who the fuck listens at three in the morning?  One night I got really hammered and I played "and we danced" by the Hooters for like two hours solid on repeat. About an hour into it someone from the fire station called me and asked me if there was a problem. I told him no I'm just drunk and I don't give a shit. He laughed and  we called it a night.so I guess somebody was listening at three in the morning.

THAT. is fucking GREAT!!!!  Thats the same additude I had working at the grocery store in the last few years before I quit.   

[ponyboysunset]

I'm happy I haven't read about someone discovering a body in this thread yet.

I have to ask it, someone does, seriously who kills themselves over an internet radio show? Come on, you're kidding right?

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

we need more  drawings               creative drawing is fun   -RCH

ugh here is a Girl Noory. I need to get some rest now.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

It was presented to me as 'taking the pressure off Heather' and filling in. What would have become of it after that, who knows. This is the email I sent to Keith after I thought better of the whole thing and cooled off after a couple days of seething over her little Monday night stunt. One of many concerns was her dumping the whole show in my lap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj80zuwjs3w

[Chine]

"There's NO body here!  Just us squirrels!"

Ahahahaha. Are thoze Zeebo family members?

[norland2424]

ugh here is a Girl Noory. I need to get some rest now.

Have to rest up for hoagies show tonight bro, you are his cultural advisor after all.

[PB the Deplorable]

I realize that you need to sunbathe to warm your blood, so these human concepts must seem alien to you, but we primates are pack mammals so we've evolved strange concepts like "loyalty," "self-sacrifice" and "gratitude."  Our species holds these qualities in high regard...

And which of these traits has Art Bell shown?  Sometimes 'our species' holds these qualities in such high regard that we call out people who aren't exhibiting them.

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

Have to rest up for hoagies show tonight bro, you are his cultural advisor after all.

Yeah, I have to advise him to fire Keith tonight, so that won't be fun...

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Back in the 80s a radio station came on the scene playing oldies. I liked it and listened. One day driving home from town the rado station goes silent for about 5 minutes and suddenly there's sounds like bumping a mic, rustling noises like equipment being moved then, a voice in the mic.

Thump, thump thump, and the voice goes, god damn piece a shit, ah, ah, you fucking piece a shit, thump, thump, thump as the voice continues to thump on the equipment with more profanity live over the air. The music finally comes back on and I was laughing my ass of.

Several minutes later the station manager calls in to the station on his cellphone to make an on air apologize to the listening audience for the profanity. They played that apology many more times that day. I wonder if the radio engineer kept his job.

What has this got to do with ArtBell, everything.

[Autistic Star Children]

Nice work all of yous. what a great read that has been.

And of course, thanks again for anything wrestling related.

Had always figured Redacted's involvement stemmed from Art falling in love with her voice. Breaks can happen that way. It's what you do with them that counts.

Old Guys must think they can still work the marks. Vince McMahon tried to force Rock and Roman Reigns down our throats as "the guy" and we all responded back with "die rocky die" until Rock was ready, and "Daniel Bryan" because Reigns was green as fuck. We still haven't accepted Reigns, but he gets a golf clap for effort and the "at least you're not sheamus" cheers now.

[GravitySucks]

Where's your show.

Show? What show? I'm just saying I think I could manage to cause flames.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

I have to ask it, someone does, seriously who kills themselves over an internet radio show? Come on, you're kidding right?

Wait until the GabCast tonight.

[coaster]

Old Guys must think they can still work the marks. Vince McMahon tried to force Rock and Roman Reigns down our throats as "the guy" and we all responded back with "die rocky die" until Rock was ready, and "Daniel Bryan" because Reigns was green as fuck. We still haven't accepted Reigns, but he gets a golf clap for effort and the "at least you're not sheamus" cheers now.

I understood none of that.

[sydtron]

Has this thread turned into the t.v. show, "Who the F@&k did I marry?"

In certain situations, im sure all of us have said, "Oh man! I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when that happened!"   

So, who is lord of the flies? 

Also.  Titties. Just because.

[ItsOver]

Ahahahaha. Are thoze Zeebo family members?

"I've got a fever and the only prescription is more Zeebo!"

[Corona Kitty]

Nice work all of yous. what a great read that has been.

And of course, thanks again for anything wrestling related.

Had always figured Redacted's involvement stemmed from Art falling in love with her voice. Breaks can happen that way. It's what you do with them that counts.

Old Guys must think they can still work the marks. Vince McMahon tried to force Rock and Roman Reigns down our throats as "the guy" and we all responded back with "die rocky die" until Rock was ready, and "Daniel Bryan" because Reigns was green as fuck. We still haven't accepted Reigns, but he gets a golf clap for effort and the "at least you're not sheamus" cheers now.

This is my favorite post fuck everyone else's.