George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PaulAtreides]

Holler!

Does George Noory shit in the woods?

[PaulAtreides]

Did C2C get moved on Sirius? Or just canceled? I turned to the old C2C on the radio and it said the other shows had moved.

It was moved to the truckers channel.

[ziznak]

Does George Noory shit in the woods?

nope... George Noory shits in your ear every night on coasht to coasht am

[albrecht]

Did C2C get moved on Sirius? Or just canceled? I turned to the old C2C on the radio and it said the other shows had moved.

Moved, XM/Sirius has shuffled up the channels for a bunch of stuff. C2C is now on the road dog trucker channel. Hahaha.

[PB the Deplorable]

You can always spot a moron by their cretinous use of the word 'literally'. What old fumblegums meant was that people were going 'metaphorically' off the edge, unless there is some news story I am unaware of, of people assembling together and walking off a cliff like lemmings. I haven't listened to that bloody fool for so many years now, and it doesn't sound like he is improving with age. I cannot, literally, understand why anyone sits through this piffle any more when there are other alternatives now available.

George has a degree in communications, and nearly 50 years of broadcast experience. 

Did you even listen to the Malliard Report when Jim Malliard asked him about the criticism he endures?  George said it's a matter of having a different style from Art and something about not everyone accepting that.  This must be a valid response with no further clarification needed because Jim - like everyone else who's ever interviewed the Snorge - accepted it at face value and moved on to the next pre-diagrammed question. 

[ACE of CLUBS]

George Noory shits in your ear every night on coasht to coasht am

Priceless ....
Hilarious !!

[pyewacket]

George has a degree in communications, and nearly 50 years of broadcast experience. 

Did you even listen to the Malliard Report when Jim Malliard asked him about the criticism he endures?  George said it's a matter of having a different style from Art and something about not everyone accepting that.  This must be a valid response with no further clarification needed because Jim - like everyone else who's ever interviewed the Snorge - accepted it at face value and moved on to the next pre-diagrammed question.

I don't have any degrees or experience in broadcasting, but it does seem like he follows a formula style that you can observe in some of the other forms of media. I read an article years ago about the poor quality of mass production style authors in certain genres. To test this, I chose a very popular author in the historical romance genre and it was true. Every book had the same storyline, more or less, with only the characters, time period, and setting being changed. Same set up and development. Same type of antagonists and story climax ( make what jokes you will- Ha-ha). Really poorly written, boring, silly stuff. Apparently, once the author gathered a following- they only had to turn out a different version of the boiler plate story.

I think this formal style also applies to other media arts- movies, music, and radio broadcasting. This may explain the same questions, anecdotal stories, and responses that you hear nightly. I can't listen to George at all- I tune in once in awhile if someone else hosts, but I'm spoiled by Art's MITD. I feel the same way about music, TV, and movies. I hope this trend changes soon.

[BellBoy]

Priceless ....
Hilarious !!

...and God's own truth.

[AnnOther]

He cannot conduct an interview, he cannot have any sort of meaningful dialogue with callers. He is out of his league unless he has something to read and he normally just goes through an interview reading out questions in any order without regard to any comment made by the guests.

That's what drives me nuts about George --
he seems incapable of changing his line of questioning, when a guest goes off on a fascinating tangent....  it just gets ignored....
Art is GREAT at listening to his guests -- truly interacting and following their line of thought, and expertly redirecting it back to the topic, if they digress....
I am SO thrilled to have Art back again -- it was such a long drought!

[Dateline]

Let's spice that predictable format up a little.  Get different colored cue cards or markets. Print in cursive rather than block lettering.  Write in a different shade of markers.  Get a wig for the microphone and talk through it.  Wear the Hilary wig and put it on instagram. 

[ItsOver]

... George said it's a matter of having a different style from Art and something about not everyone accepting that... 

Well, of course.  That's why there's a "George Knapp Sucks!" thread with thousands of posts in general concurrence.  Just like the GNS thread.  All because we're "haterz." 

It's the same thing in sports, with folks who can't make the team.  They just had a "different style."

[ziznak]

Well, of course.  That's why there's a "George Knapp Sucks!" thread with thousands of posts in general concurrence.  Just like the GNS thread.  All because we're "haterz." 

It's the same thing in sports, with folks who can't make the team.  They just had a "different style."

ok ok... lets try to see things from a different perspective...

Pretend you are jorch for a moment:

1. take the gun out of your mouth you aren't really jorch we are just pretending...
2. now think about how a normal human being will rationalize something painful like realizing you suck as a broadcaster.
3. Think of the easiest least painful way to rationalize sucking as a broadcaster. 
4. Blame it on having a different "style."  It's not your fault that people think you suck right?... they only think that because they were used to Art's "style."  It's not you sucking it's just you being different.  ahhhhh much better
5. take your pizza rolls out of the microwave and let them SIT FOR A FEW MINUTES YOU FUCKING MORON!!

[PB the Deplorable]

... 5. take your pizza rolls out of the microwave and let them SIT FOR A FEW MINUTES YOU FUCKING MORON!!

But they're cool to the touch, almost cold..

[ItsOver]

ok ok... lets try to see things from a different perspective...

Pretend you are jorch for a moment:

1. take the gun out of your mouth you aren't really jorch we are just pretending...
2. now think about how a normal human being will rationalize something painful like realizing you suck as a broadcaster.
3. Think of the easiest least painful way to rationalize sucking as a broadcaster. 
4. Blame it on having a different "style."  It's not your fault that people think you suck right?... they only think that because they were used to Art's "style."  It's not you sucking it's just you being different.  ahhhhh much better
5. take your pizza rolls out of the microwave and let them SIT FOR A FEW MINUTES YOU FUCKING MORON!!

George just didn't recognize the pizza rolls had a different style

[bateman]

c2cam has been advertising the "Squatty Potty" for a few months now.
Just an example of the quality of Noory's latest sponsors...

How fitting.

[BellBoy]

How fitting shitting.

FIFY

[Dateline]

Today Norry was interviewed by one of the media, and he was asked "What are your thoughts on Ashley Madison?"

Norry:  Well, I think that Ashley Madison snowball cakes are tasty with after hours turkey sandwiches.

Interviewer attempting to delve deeper:  You.....ou do know who Ashley Madison is don't you?

Norry:  Attempting to impress the blond buxomed interviewer.  Of course, she is Dolly Madison's daughter. 

At this point the interviewer is frustrated throws the mike up and just walks away.  Norry not comprehending  what happened remarks to his sidekick.  Isn't she a model for instant oats?

Sidekick:  Let's go talk this over pizza rolls.  I'm trying to get her as a guest on the show.  You do know about all of her leaks?

Norry:  Leaks, she has leaks?  Well, then, let's give a discount off of a squatty potty, she just needs to enter the codeword "George" at check out?

Sidekick:  Holds the finger in front of his lips and remarks "I'll never tell."

[starrmtn001]

Today Norry was interviewed by one of the media, and he was asked "What are your thoughts on Ashley Madison?"

Norry:  Well, I think that Ashley Madison snowball cakes are tasty with after hours turkey sandwiches.

Interviewer attempting to delve deeper:  You.....ou do know who Ashley Madison is don't you?

Norry:  Attempting to impress the blond buxomed interviewer.  Of course, she is Dolly Madison's daughter. 

At this point the interviewer is frustrated throws the mike up and just walks away.  Norry not comprehending  what happened remarks to his sidekick.  Isn't she a model for instant oats?

Sidekick:  Let's go talk this over pizza rolls.  I'm trying to get her as a guest on the show.  You do know about all of her leaks?

Norry:  Leaks, she has leaks?  Well, then, let's give a discount off of a squatty potty, she just needs to enter the codeword "George" at check out?

Sidekick:  Holds the finger in front of his lips and remarks "I'll never tell."

BUHAA-HAA-HAAA-HAA!!! 

[ziznak]

i heard squat-a-potty stock has been up since the coast adds.... inside info of course.

[albrecht]

Forget Squat Potty go Chinese, or feral, (I also seem to recall this type of "toilet" in France in some rural/cheap places) and just rip out that commode and crap in the hole. DIY, cheap, and no revenue to Norry. (Sure you risk some problems smell, and gas wise, but you could still rig water flow to flush through the S curve to stop the gases.)

[ziznak]

jorch gas is unstoppable he loves it

[TigerLily]

Getting so close to 5 million views!  We must continue the Suck Reports for that milestone.  At least tonite and the rest of the weekend, Dave will be sucking elsewhere.

[GravitySucks]

Premiere needs to get there press release ready:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

The George Noory Sucks thread on BellGab has reached a new milestone.  Over 5,000,000 views!

George Noory has been the host of Coast to Coast AM ever since Art Bell retired, and has demonstrated his staying power with the achievement of this unprecedented milestone.

Even with Art Bell's return to the air waves with Midnight in the Desert, Art's fans continue to view the George Noory Sucks thread.  These fans have spread the word of paranormal date.com and the Squatty Pottie to ever corner of this universe.

George Noory is truly humbled by the continued admiration of Art Bell's fans. GNS is here to stay.
                                 
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[starrmtn001]

Getting so close to 5 million views!  We must continue the Suck Reports for that milestone.  At least tonite and the rest of the weekend, Dave will be sucking elsewhere.

MV's first post.  It's his nooryisms list and it's really, really long.  I'll just post the date.

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: April 06, 2008, 02:23:02 AM »

[bateman]

Does the 5 millionth viewer get a Squatty Potty as a prize?

[GravitySucks]

Does the 5 millionth viewer get a Squatty Potty as a prize?

Maybe a trial use of the Squatty Portal

[zeebo]

Can't believe I'm gonna do the unthinkable tonite.  Choose C2C over MITD.  I'm still buzzing from Art's great show last nite, and just not into tonite's topic, and well, I need my LMH fix.  Plus, when she's on, it's usually the show with the least Noorie Spam in it.

[Morgus]

Can't believe I'm gonna do the unthinkable tonite.  Choose C2C over MITD.  I'm still buzzing from Art's great show last nite, and just not into tonite's topic, and well, I need my LMH fix.  Plus, when she's on, it's usually the show with the least Noorie Spam in it.

Art needs to have Linda on at least once a month too, if not once a week like he used to do every Sunday night on "Dreamland" in the 90s...

[akwilly]

Art needs to have Linda on at least once a month too, if not once a week like he used to do every Sunday night on "Dreamland" in the 90s...

once a month I agree, but once a week is to much for me. Damn that rhymed

[zeebo]

Art needs to have Linda on at least once a month too, if not once a week like he used to do every Sunday night on "Dreamland" in the 90s...

once a month I agree, but once a week is to much for me. Damn that rhymed

Once each twelfth of a year, would bring much cheer.