George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PaulAtreides]

We all know Dave never has to worry about impotence. He just reads a couple of news stories about dead children and he's good to go.

The St. Louis affiliate used to run ads for boner pills during CtoC.  I wonder if Jorch knows this.

[SredniVashtar]

The St. Louis affiliate used to run ads for boner pills during CtoC.  I wonder if Jorch knows this.

That must be the only thing he hasn't attached his face to by now. I want a viagra ad with Dave front and centre.

[Jorch Einstein]

You won't get an argument from me regarding zealots.  Zealots are terrible.  Look at ISIS.

Nobody should ever tell you that you, onan, are personally going to hell. I'm not that sort of "Christian".  I would not even call such people Christians.  Your beliefs are strictly between you and the Creator. I don't like the concept of hell myself.  It does seem unfair.  Heck, I only think Hitler should be tortured for a few thousand years.  Then he should be offered a chance to reform. If there is a hell, I never want anyone to go to such a place for eternity.

I only started talking about religion because the guest last night was talking about past-life regression and such.  I made some comments. Then Nancy asked me a few things and I simply wanted to elaborate my beliefs.  Some people (Jorch Einstein) cannot stand even the mention of religious beliefs, thus my reaction to his inane and intolerant comment.

You're really hilarious. The religious bible thumper calls other people "inane and intolerant." Ah, the delicious irony. A person who believes in a book which is a hodgepodge of creation myths from other older cultures, and various fairy tales,  called "The Bible", is calling other people inane? Bwahahaha. And as for intolerant, just how many people have been killed in the name of your God or Jesus?
Well, all I gots to say Jethro, is be careful when yous is handling them there snakes, if'n one of them that rattles gives you a bite, you might be done for. Oh well, you would just go to heaven anyway right? Where all the good people like you end up. Bwahahahaha.
Keep on readin' that good book Jethro!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It would be like listening to a beehive. Four hours of continuous buzzing. It would probably be an improvement, though.


George Noory Buzzes

If they used that device, I wouldn't want to be in the studio after George.  It would smell like burning hair.

[Izintit?]

Actually, you used the term soul. That has religious connotations. So it follows you were, at least peripherally using a religious point of view. You then moved the goal post from souls to babies.
I get it, if one hook doesn't work, use another. Either way, not a GNS topic.

As I said in the original post,the guest said "little souls, in utero". I was wondering how Noory,as well as the guest ,could ignore such a recent a topical connection to the Planned Parenthood story. I think George got the connection (by his stunned silence) but was too much of a wuss to bring it up. Therefore it is a GNS  topic. By the way, all of you religion haters here might learn that just because one opposes abortion doesn`t  mean they are religious, or even spiritual. GNS

[General Johnson Jameson]

This was the both hilarious and pathetic.


The caller said he was suffering from Peyronies Disease, which causes bent or painful erections and was asking Wallach for help. Noory's first response was 'I don't even want to know how we treat that', and when Wallach suggested (correctly, I think) that it was an issue relating to connective tissue and that taking his appropriate supplement might help, Noory was across him with 'Be careful, Doc. Be careful'. To his credit, Wallach wondered aloud what was the problem with saying 'penis', and that it was just another body part. Noory - presumably to spare Mommy Dearest's blushes - drowned him out with the bumper music and made no further comment after the break.

That's fucked up man. I don't get why the caller was calling a vet up for his own issues.
Georje was probably expecting the "Doc" to relate it somehow to horsecocks or correcting the problem via masturbation exercises.

Does the thought of jacking off a horse bother or appeal to you Georje? I once knew a guy that sold very high priced breeds of dogs that would well..it's actually a rather common thing if you are in that sort of business. Let me state up front that I..am not.

Maybe King Suck just has an issue with sexual organs like some hardcore Puritan or some nonsensical other personal issue? I always thought that talking about dongs was more Tommy Budweiser's area of the show vs Georje. Do you think Georje ever gets laid man? Be it by female, male, or even beast?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

That's fucked up man. I don't get why the caller was calling a vet up for his own issues.
Georje was probably expecting the "Doc" to relate it somehow to horsecocks or correcting the problem via masturbation exercises.

Does the thought of jacking off a horse bother or appeal to you Georje? I once knew a guy that sold very high priced breeds of dogs that would well..it's actually a rather common thing if you are in that sort of business. Let me state up front that I..am not.

Maybe King Suck just has an issue with sexual organs like some hardcore Puritan or some nonsensical other personal issue? I always thought that talking about dongs was more Tommy Budweiser's area of the show vs Georje. Do you think Georje ever gets laid man? Be it by female, male, or even beast?

I think George has his stable of cat ladies who think he is a nice guy, a guru of sorts, and a real catch.

[General Johnson Jameson]

I think George has his stable of cat ladies who think he is a nice guy, a guru of sorts, and a real catch.

Well, if he's waiting for Misses Right, odds are she's done committed suicide.

[CornyCrow]

As I said in the original post,the guest said "little souls, in utero". I was wondering how Noory,as well as the guest ,could ignore such a recent a topical connection to the Planned Parenthood story. I think George got the connection (by his stunned silence) but was too much of a wuss to bring it up. Therefore it is a GNS  topic. By the way, all of you religion haters here might learn that just because one opposes abortion doesn`t  mean they are religious, or even spiritual. GNS

Certainly.  And all pro-choice individuals are not atheists. 
There are those who do not believe in 'souls', and others who believe all animals, including humans, have souls. 

[21st Century Man]

You're really hilarious. The religious bible thumper calls other people "inane and intolerant." Ah, the delicious irony. A person who believes in a book which is a hodgepodge of creation myths from other older cultures, and various fairy tales,  called "The Bible", is calling other people inane? Bwahahaha. And as for intolerant, just how many people have been killed in the name of your God or Jesus?
Well, all I gots to say Jethro, is be careful when yous is handling them there snakes, if'n one of them that rattles gives you a bite, you might be done for. Oh well, you would just go to heaven anyway right? Where all the good people like you end up. Bwahahahaha.
Keep on readin' that good book Jethro!

You don't even know what a Bible thumper is, you pompous ass.  I would not even call myself a good Christian.  I rarely look at a Bible and attend church a few times a month. Usually not on Sundays.  However, I do strongly believe in the teachings and divinity of Jesus. 

As for my background, you seem to lack reading comprehension skills.  I am an American, born in CA and raised in the Northeast which I have said many times before. I'm highly educated with perfect college grades. I'm not going to repeat this information again. If you want to talk like a fool, that is your business.

As for being inane and intolerant.  If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck.....

"Ye shall know them by their fruits." 

Congratulations, you are the first person I've added to the Ignore list. I'm done with you.  Have a nice life. 

[zeebo]

I was curious what would be Coast for Jul 20, Art's first nite back.  It's gonna be Unexplained Disappearances w/ D. Paulides. 

It's appropriate given that George is about to start wondering where half his audience just disappeared to.

[ItsOver]

I was curious what would be Coast for Jul 20, Art's first nite back.  It's gonna be Unexplained Disappearances w/ D. Paulides. 

It's appropriate given that George is about to start wondering where half his audience just disappeared to.

Ha, ha!  Nice one, squirrel.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I was curious what would be Coast for Jul 20, Art's first nite back.  It's gonna be Unexplained Disappearances w/ D. Paulides. 

It's appropriate given that George is about to start wondering where half his audience just disappeared to.

Must've been a portal.

[Falkie_Fan]

Coast to Coast AM has one big advantage now, no Hoagland.

[Morgus]

I was curious what would be Coast for Jul 20, Art's first nite back.  It's gonna be Unexplained Disappearances w/ D. Paulides. 

It's appropriate given that George is about to start wondering where half his audience just disappeared to.

Paulides probably has given the highest c2c ratings in recent years (starting as Knapp's weekend guest) so Noory is using him as alternate programming to compete against the premiere of Art's new show on Monday night.

[Jorch Einstein]

Congratulations, you are the first person I've added to the Ignore list. I'm done with you.  Have a nice life.

Mission accomplished.
BTW, didn't you go to some hick college? If your professors work part-time at Walmart as greeters, I wouldn't consider that a school of higher learning. For someone who went to college and "had perfect grades" you sure do say a lot of mind-numbingly stupid things. Oh, you're ignoring me. I guess you won't see this. Bwahahaha.

[albrecht]

Norry is getting even more sensitive about "sounds" on guest's phones and seems very on edge and nervous. The crazy lady talking about akastic records had a beep that would happen everyso often. And Norry kept asking her to fix it and under his breath you could almost hearing start to say a threat. Then he "joked" that "we will come over and tie you up and make you speak into the phone." He kept accusing her of "bumping something." The lady was just giggling and laughing over the beeps but you could tell it was annoying Norry and he was more annoyed that she didn't catch on that he was serious. He is getting very, very nervous over Art's return.

[NW Kro͞oˈsādər]

And Southern bible thumpers suck the worst.

Jeez....

This is the George Noory Sucks! thread, right?

I'm sure you can start a thread about it!

BTW, The bible is good for many things!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyOwBqn-mbY


God Bless!

[Morgus]

Norry is getting even more sensitive about "sounds" on guest's phones and seems very on edge and nervous. The crazy lady talking about akastic records had a beep that would happen everyso often. And Norry kept asking her to fix it and under his breath you could almost hearing start to say a threat. Then he "joked" that "we will come over and tie you up and make you speak into the phone." He kept accusing her of "bumping something." The lady was just giggling and laughing over the beeps but you could tell it was annoying Norry and he was more annoyed that she didn't catch on that he was serious. He is getting very, very nervous over Art's return.

I thought any minute Noory would dump that guest last night when he started complaining about her phone.
He sounded bored with her and was probably looking for any excuse to let her go...

[NW Kro͞oˈsādər]

He is getting very, very nervous over Art's return.

Love BellGab! I wouldn't even have known that ol' Jorch was having turmeric tremors leading into Arts triumphant return!

Warming up some pizza rolls, till July 20!

[albrecht]

I thought any minute Noory would dump that guest last night when he started complaining about her phone.
He sounded bored with her and was probably looking for any excuse to let her go...

I don't know about Norry, but I was certainly bored with her. I would not have minded if she got bumped but enjoyed Norry getting annoyed by the beeping. Any no Tommy update, at least that I heard?

[Morgus]

Tonight is Noory's night for a couple hours of open lines, so this is the last chance for prank callers to call in during that time to plug Art's new show starting Monday.
Also ask Noory about Hoagland, who he hasn't mentioned for a couple weeks and never explained on the air why Hoagland wasn't on c2c last Monday night as agreed before.  Noory welched on their bet - a caller could bring that up too.

[ziznak]

anybody wanna laugh and check out some of the comments on youtube for c2c vids... conflict (insert month name here) is where I go for my "put me to sleep" radio.  People are straight up rippin ol snore's a brand new asshole.

its not a surprise but ... yeah... funneh

[21st Century Man]

Why do I instantly visualize horns sprouting on top of that noggin.

Ha, then JE could use it as an avatar.  It couldn't be more appropriate. 

[akwilly]

open lines could be very interesting tonight.

[Corona Kitty]

Tonight is Noory's night for a couple hours of open lines, so this is the last chance for prank callers to call in during that time to plug Art's new show starting Monday.
Also ask Noory about Hoagland, who he hasn't mentioned for a couple weeks and never explained on the air why Hoagland wasn't on c2c last Monday night as agreed before.  Noory welched on their bet - a caller could bring that up too.

I was hoping someone had done that deed already, well keeping my fingers crossed

[General Johnson Jameson]

Tonight is Noory's night for a couple hours of open lines, so this is the last chance for prank callers to call in during that time to plug Art's new show starting Monday.
Also ask Noory about Hoagland, who he hasn't mentioned for a couple weeks and never explained on the air why Hoagland wasn't on c2c last Monday night as agreed before.  Noory welched on their bet - a caller could bring that up too.

Just my two cents, but I really don't think we should be doing that. It would be very hypocritical and only cause more problems like last time. We don't have to stoop to that level, let them be the douchebags. It only helps our case. Give them enough rope and they will hang themselves..

[albrecht]

Just my two cents, but I really don't think we should be doing that. It would be very hypocritical and only cause more problems like last time. We don't have to stoop to that level, let them be the douchebags. It only helps our case. Give them enough rope and they will hang themselves..

Yeah, it shouldn't be a gabber, or even gabbling, campaign (why sink to his level) but I do like when clueless people call in and mention Art. Norry gets so flustered and agitated because he knows the only reason people listen to the program at all is because of Art and he knows that when he is fired or retires eventually, assuming the show will still exist, that nobody will be calling in decades later and mention his name, except maybe in jest or derision. So I hope callers continue to mention, or ask, about Art (and also now RCH, Steve Quayle, etc.) Because it makes Norry so uncomfortable....

[akwilly]

Just my two cents, but I really don't think we should be doing that. It would be very hypocritical and only cause more problems like last time. We don't have to stoop to that level, let them be the douchebags. It only helps our case. Give them enough rope and they will hang themselves..

You are probly right. If I was george and someone called in asking about RCH or Art I would just give a 5 minute prepared speech addressing all the goings on and try to move on with my show.

[Morgus]

Just my two cents, but I really don't think we should be doing that. It would be very hypocritical and only cause more problems like last time. We don't have to stoop to that level, let them be the douchebags. It only helps our case. Give them enough rope and they will hang themselves..

A caller during open lines could just act as a clueless listener that wondered what happened to Hoagland and his planned appearance last Monday night that Noory had promised to weeks before on air.
Since Noory never mentioned Hoagland or what happened, just acted like he didn't exist anymore the past week or two, I could imagine a lot of c2c listeners who wondered that since they might not read what we know here at bellgab.
Noory didn't even thank Hoagland for his 12+ years service as his science advisor.