George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Beelzebubbelah]

I'm guessing that Tarot lady will not be back or a frequent guest. Not only did she call out Norry on his "hoping she's wrong about ISIS NOT attacking in the US" but also refused Norry's creepy request to sing "Happy Birthday, Mr.President" in her Marilyn Monroe voice. And then got him into that bizarre soliloquy about himself being a robot. I"m guess both going on the next Norry Youtube montage. I was sort of surprised after she called him out "you hope I'm wrong!" the ISIS incident we didn't experience "phone problems." I'm guessing Lionel couldn't be found.
-GNS

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Yust want to point out,maybe Mr.Noory is reading this board,because,an few days ago,i posted in some thread or another my new theory that the stolen cyber-head of p.k.dick made in maybe texas tech cyber labs had been re-programmed with an download of the g.n.'persona'and set in-to place as the literal talking head host of c2c...
And,Me.Noory read it and decided to add it to his monologue/back-fill data file???
"B_B"

[Major Ed Damien]

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Yust want to point out,maybe Mr.Noory is reading this board,because,an few days ago,i posted in some thread or another my new theory that the stolen cyber-head of p.k.dick made in maybe texas tech cyber labs had been re-programmed with an download of the g.n.'persona'and set in-to place as the literal talking head host of c2c...
And,Me.Noory read it and decided to add it to his monologue/back-fill data file???
"B_B"

Right.

Maybe he tried to read one of these fucked-up ransom notes you periodically inflict on us and thought you were a domestic ISIS cell.  Nice work.  Keep scratching your brain with that knitting needle, Beelz.  Spear it like an olive on a plastic cocktail dagger.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch sounds slightly more sober tonight than last night.

His "Jeezes" have more clarity, and his grunts of approval sound less liquid.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch had to mention twice in that last segment that he once owned a horse farm.

I wonder how many times Jorch stepped in giant piles of horseshit and then tracked it all around his living room.

Probably every day.

[Bellathor]

Jorch had to mention twice in that last segment that he once owned a horse farm.

I like how the guest just went silent each time, like, "The fuck do I care?"

[Major Ed Damien]

I like how the guest just went silent each time, like, "The fuck do I care?"

Hahahahaha

That's true.

His boasting fell on massively indifferent ears.

[Major Ed Damien]

I like how the guest just went silent each time, like, "The fuck do I care?"

Believe me, Jorch made a note in crayon or grimy fingernail concerning the guest's lack of an impressed response.

[michio]

I was waiting, too, to hear what his point is. So the hostages seem too calm to Joorch. So, OK, what does he think is going on? What's his analysis? Is it a false flag? Do the hostages have fake heads on? Is the video edited with a cutaway to a row of shop mannequins? What exactly?
Nothing. Nothing at all.

Tonight at the start of the train wreck show the sNooron said something about the ISIS video being faked.  I remembered your post. I don't recall sNooron's source for the conjecture (we know sNoory strictly uses the most reliable sources for his "news" stories  :), but then people have been calling their execution videos faked/manipulated since the get go.  I think his comment tonight was mentioned as a vain attempt to prove himself right, because being right on his beliefs is #1 in sNoory's mind and trumps any actual truth, regardless of the detrimental consequences on the human race.

sNoory always says that there's something strange going on. There surely is, in his strange head.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

My name is Noory;
I live on a cave's dirt floor;
I live sumwhere near you;
Yes, I think you've heard me before.

And if you hear sum'thin late at night;
Sum'thin strange; Sum'thin not quite right;
Just don't ask me what it was;
Just don't ask me what it was;
I wasn't list'nin, anyway.

I think its because I'm sloppy;
I try not to work too hard;
Maybe its because I'm dopey;
I can't seem to act too smart.

They only talk if you don't try;
After that there's no point askin' them why;
You just don't listen anymore;
You just don't listen anymore;
That's okay, neither do I.

Yes, I think I'll make it;
It's almost 2 a.m.
If anyone asks I'll fake it;
I don't understand any of this shit;
I guess I'd like to turn these callers off;
They're starting to really piss me off.

Just don't ask me what I know;
Just don't ask me what I know;
I'll tell you, but I don't know.

My name is Noory;
I live in L.A. tonight;
I'm better than you;
Yes I think you know me by sight.

If you hear sum'thin late at night;
Sum'thin strange, sum'thin outta sight;
Just don't ask me what it was;
Just don't ask me what it was;
I haven't a clue.

[21st Century Man]

Believe me, Jorch made a note in crayon or grimy fingernail concerning the guest's lack of an impressed response.

LOL.  He's already gone to callers.  I'd say there is a 50% chance the guest will not be here after the top of the hour.

[Major Ed Damien]

Tonight at the start of the train wreck show the sNooron said something about the ISIS video being faked.  I remembered your post. I don't recall sNooron's source for the conjecture (we know sNoory strictly uses the most reliable sources for his "news" stories  :), but then people have been calling their execution videos faked/manipulated since the get go.  I think his comment tonight was mentioned as a vain attempt to prove himself right, because being right on his beliefs is #1 in sNoory's mind and trumps any actual truth, regardless of the detrimental consequences on the human race.

sNoory always says that there's something strange going on. There surely is, in his strange head.

Damn.

You cross out "train wreck" and some kooky woman, along with Jorch and the guest, go on and on about a "ghost train."

Nobody can tell me that's a mere coincidence.

Now Jorch has re-mentioned the horse business once again to the guest's further silence on the matter.

[Nick el Ass]

Sounded like Jorch stated to talk while his hand was covering his mouth, and then went into a story of his friend dying after being hit by a train. I think everyone he comes into contact with dies horribly.

[Major Ed Damien]

Fourth mention of Jorch's horse farm -- this time, driving directions given to a caller.

[21st Century Man]

My name is Noory;
I live on a cave's dirt floor;
I live sumwhere near you;
Yes, I think you've heard me before.

And if you hear sum'thin late at night;
Sum'thin strange; Sum'thin not quite right;
Just don't ask me what it was;
Just don't ask me what it was;
I wasn't list'nin, anyway.

I think its because I'm sloppy;
I try not to work too hard;
Maybe its because I'm dopey;
I can't seem to act too smart.

They only talk if you don't try;
After that there's no point askin' them why;
You just don't listen anymore;
You just don't listen anymore;
That's okay, neither do I.

Yes, I think I'll make it;
It's almost 2 a.m.
If anyone asks I'll fake it;
I don't understand any of this shit;
I guess I'd like to turn these callers off;
They're starting to really piss me off.

Just don't ask me what I know;
Just don't ask me what I know;
I'll tell you, but I don't know.

My name is Noory;
I live in L.A. tonight;
I'm better than you;
Yes I think you know me by sight.

If you hear sum'thin late at night;
Sum'thin strange, sum'thin outta sight;
Just don't ask me what it was;
Just don't ask me what it was;
I haven't a clue.

If I may ask, what is the name of the original song?  "My name is ...." is familiar but I just can't quite place it.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "I used to pile up big mountains of horse poop on my horse farm and then play in it all day.  Unbelievable.  And a lot of fun too, as well."

[zeebo]

... the lengthy "I'm a robot" non sequitur....

Domo arigato Mister Noorboto?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

If I may ask, what is the name of the original song?  "My name is ...." is familiar but I just can't quite place it.

Suzanne Vega - Luka

[Nick el Ass]

Fourth mention of Jorch's horse farm -- this time, driving directions given to a caller.

The secret is he and Tommy still go there, and they want them to show up so they can kidnap them.

[sydtron]

Some Velvet Morning..... YOU BASTARD!!

[Major Ed Damien]

Some Velvet Morning..... YOU BASTARD!!

That eerie song always reminds me of the echo-y cavern in Jorch's head.

[Bellathor]

George keeps asking this Adam White guy to explain these weird things, yet he's already stated that he doesn't know the answers, and that the reason he's a paranormal investigator is that he continues to search for them.

[BattyBrooke]

Jorch:  "I used to pile up big mountains of horse poop on my horse farm and then play in it all day.  Unbelievable.  And a lot of fun too, as well."

As soon as I heard Noory said he used to earn a horse farm, I knew I had to pay Bellgab a visit asap. I do not regret it.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch just wondered if he was, in fact, living in a dream

Yep, it's also a wet dream, and you already fucked it up.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory was reminiscing about his 'couple weeks of officer's indoctrination.'  What kind of navy was he in... Sea Scouts?

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch just wondered if he was, in fact, living in a dream

Yep, it's also a wet dream, and you already fucked it up.

A nightmare for the rest of us.

[BattyBrooke]

Own. I meant own. Earn. Freudian slip.

[21st Century Man]

Suzanne Vega - Luka

Thanks.  Great job on the lyrics, GFP.

[Major Ed Damien]

Here's a new Jorch beheading riddle:



Q.  What did Jorch's ISIS captors do after they beheaded Jorch?

A.  One stuck his fist down Jorch's neckhole, and the other stuck his fist up Jorch's ass.  Then they both shook hands.

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch can't even say bejesus.

[BattyBrooke]

Believe me, Jorch made a note in crayon or grimy fingernail concerning the guest's lack of an impressed response.

You are on fire tonight, Major.