George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

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George's self-image:

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George's actual image:

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Gomer Pyle does not deserve this kind of disrespect

[PB the Deplorable]

"I want you ISIS people to know that I am going to do everything in my power to keep you from cutting my head off.  I'm not just going to sit there and let you chop off the only head I have.  I'm just not going to do it.  Unbelievable.  You can't simply take my noggin off without an altercation.  No way am I taking this laying down.  I'm not like all the others.  I'm Jorch Noory of 'Coast-to-Coast AM,'...

You laff but this is the one guy who singlehandedly foiled his own kidnapping in Mexico.

Not only that, but ISIS would probably thank him and let him go for explaining nuclear weapons technology to them

In a sticky situation, nuth-EEN, nuth-EEN, is going to deter this man.  We're lucky he's on our side

[Falkie2013]

You laff but this is the one guy who singlehandedly foiled his own kidnapping in Mexico.

Not only that, but ISIS would probably thank him and let him go for explaining nuclear weapons technology to them

In a sticky situation, nuth-EEN, nuth-EEN, is going to deter this man.  We're lucky he's on our side

I think if ISIS ever heard either many Noory broadcasts or captured him in person, they'd start cutting their own heads off just to shut out the voices in their head repeating Nooryisms over and over.

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[albrecht]

Gomer Pyle does not deserve this kind of disrespect

True and Jim Nabors had a good voice and could actually sing. Unlike a particular host.
-GNS
ps: anyone got the clip of Norry "hoping" that ISIS commits terrorist acts in the USA?

[wr250]

here is the clip of "i hope your wrong" . the last part is george backtracking. [attachimg=1]

[Falkie2013]

"I want you ISIS people to know that I am going to do everything in my power to keep you from cutting my head off.  I'm not just going to sit there and let you chop off the only head I have.  I'm just not going to do it.  Unbelievable.  You can't simply take my noggin off without an altercation.  No way am I taking this laying down.  I'm not like all the others.  I'm Jorch Noory of 'Coast-to-Coast AM,' and I was a public affairs officer in the Navy.  I got a paper cut one time.  I would have fought that too, but I didn't see it coming.  Hey!  What are you doing?  Weren't you listeneen?  Gaaaaaagh . . . "

I am NOT trying to inject politics into this discussion but I think Nooory's pronouncement on ISIS being here or not or any of his pronouncements aren't striking fear into the hearts of ISIS members.
And his :

" I think ISIS might be here . It isn't good. "

is mindboggling.

As if there's a GOOD side to ISIS ?
It reminds me of this cartoon.
ISIS if they get here are not going to wait to go after Noory or Obama. They're going to go after vulnerable targets and the truly innocent like kids.
Which would give Noory an instant creepy kid story to open his show with.


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[Zetaspeak]

I will always wonder if Jorch actually believes the lies he spouts so glibly. 

I don't think he does. Remember not that long ago he was a big Ron Paul "supporter", you know when it was the cool think to support him. Now out of no where he wants to bomb everyone in sight. Jorch has no integrity and stands for nothing. So what is with the middle east talk. there been now two shows in a row, one about "mysteries" with female celebs and the other about space and somehow they both turned into middle east talk. Seriously WTF

Holy shit, Zubin wants to squeeze every tax dollar out of me he can.

You gotta love these "free market guys" wanting tax dollar/military to start wars in their behalf and I'm guessing wants NASA to go to space to see how he can personally profit from it. You know "free market" when the prices isn't want you want, stick them with tariffs and if that doesn't work, have the government bomb your foreign competition.

This guest is like a bad stereotype of an evil rightwing oilman, wanting to escalate wars for his own self business interest. Keep this a-hole away from space, with his attitude he would probably blow up a large chunk of the moon and or Mars just to see what minerals he can profit from. This guy is like a Mr. Burns character, I was fully expecting him to start saying the sun is humanity greatest foe and it should be blocked (with of course Snoory agreeing with every word) maybe that's the secret reason he wants to get to space so badly.

[Major Ed Damien]

You laff but this is the one guy who singlehandedly foiled his own kidnapping in Mexico.

That's right.  I forgot that Jorch already escaped one deadly foreign situation. 

In true Jorch fashion, he was running around Mexico like a chicken with its head left on.

[pate]

George thinks he's a robot now?

When did robots start stinking like shit?

I do recall half-waking up to some bizzare mumblings from igNooron about being a robot.  I passed it off this morning as a dream, but I think he really did say something like that.  I think it was when he was talking to Marylin Monroe?  From the time of SnapT's post I am guessing somewhere around the 2hr into the shoe mark.  I think the tapes should be reviewed for relevant information.

I think my half-asleep state chalked that up to a BellGab shout-out either referencing the "Noory Soundboard" or the "DaveBot" thing.  Or both...

More likely is that the idiot thinks he's a robot.  Or he was trying to say rabbit and mis-pronounced it.  Ah, the enigma wrapped in a myshteree that fell into a pordahl that is Jorch sNooron...

Can anyone review the tapes and confirm this incident?

[albrecht]

I do recall half-waking up to some bizzare mumblings from igNooron about being a robot.  I passed it off this morning as a dream, but I think he really did say something like that.  I think it was when he was talking to Marylin Monroe?  From the time of SnapT's post I am guessing somewhere around the 2hr into the shoe mark.  I think the tapes should be reviewed for relevant information.

I think my half-asleep state chalked that up to a BellGab shout-out either referencing the "Noory Soundboard" or the "DaveBot" thing.  Or both...

More likely is that the idiot thinks he's a robot.  Or he was trying to say rabbit and mis-pronounced it.  Ah, the enigma wrapped in a myshteree that fell into a pordahl that is Jorch sNooron...

Can anyone review the tapes and confirm this incident?

It was at the 1hr 54min mark (though this was recorded with commercials so I don't have actual time mark with only show content) towards the end of the segment with the tarot card reader. It was a bizarre soliloquy wherein he says he was a robot and looks like a robot and what they did was record all his shows so they can replay his voice. This came after a comment that nobody knows about his personal life. A very bizarre sequence. I'm guessing he was flustered after "hoping she was wrong" about ISIS "not attacking the US" and likely was perusing Bellgab and the Norry Soundboard.
-GNS

[fromwomewhere outthere]

1965 pages of suckage. Good job Snorty.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Gomer Pyle does not deserve this kind of disrespect

True.  Gomer always made an effort.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

here is the clip of "i hope your wrong" . the last part is george backtracking. [attachimg=1]

GN: "Which isn't good..."
Guest: "Nooooo"

That was some horrible radio.

[albrecht]

GN: "Which isn't good..."
Guest: "Nooooo"

That was some horrible radio.

I'm guessing that Tarot lady will not be back or a frequent guest. Not only did she call out Norry on his "hoping she's wrong about ISIS NOT attacking in the US" but also refused Norry's creepy request to sing "Happy Birthday, Mr.President" in her Marilyn Monroe voice. And then got him into that bizarre soliloquy about himself being a robot. I"m guess both going on the next Norry Youtube montage. I was sort of surprised after she called him out "you hope I'm wrong!" the ISIS incident we didn't experience "phone problems." I'm guessing Lionel couldn't be found.
-GNS

[PB the Deplorable]

... It was a bizarre soliloquy wherein he says he was a robot and looks like a robot and what they did was record all his shows so they can replay his voice. This came after a comment that nobody knows about his personal life. A very bizarre sequence. I'm guessing he was flustered after "hoping she was wrong" about ISIS "not attacking the US"...

Are there really people out there hanging on his every word?

[albrecht]

Are there really people out there hanging on his every word?

Something to listen to while cleaning out the gutters and oddly,there are NO coincidences , I had just heard the robot speech when I came inside and saw the post and so could get the minute mark off my phone.
-GNS

[21st Century Man]

Looks like someone got to one of our fellow bell-gabbers.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/11423456/Rat-eating-Indian-politician-resigns-ahead-of-confidence-vote.html

[wr250]

Looks like someone got to one of our fellow bell-gabbers.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/11423456/Rat-eating-Indian-politician-resigns-ahead-of-confidence-vote.html

yes but do they live in closets?

[Major Ed Damien]

Last night's show served as particularly persuasive testimony that Jorch might very well be drunk while broadcasting.

I present the following exhibits:  The even-worse-than-normal inattention (seeming to hope ISIS would attack the United States and, earlier, rudely ignoring a question from his guest, instead spitting: "What's your website?"), the lengthy "I'm a robot" non sequitur, the stupid instance of self-congratulation ("All my questions are good."), his repetitive and idiotic delusions about how he himself would behave as an ISIS captive, and his attempt to get the woman to sing like Marilyn Monroe.

Add all that up and see what you get.

On the matter of the latter incident, it has been my experience that certain male drunks are always trying to get women to do things they flatly don't want to do -- to the point of pestering them and sometimes eventually raping them.

Remember when Joe Namath was drunk on live television and tried to get the interviewer to let him kiss her? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc65NC44dSk

That's what I'm talking about.

[coaster]

here is the clip of "i hope your wrong" . the last part is george backtracking. [attachimg=1]

what a dipshit. That man just refuses to pay attention to his guests.

[Dateline]

I understand that ISIL has a new beheading technique.  It is called the paper cut. 

[Major Ed Damien]

Hey, let's start some fun Jorch Noory beheading riddles.



Q.  How is Jorch a lot like an ISIS captor?

A.  He's always making Tommy give him head.




Q.  What did Jorch tell the ISIS captor before he was beheaded on video?

A.  "Wait . . . let me fix my wig.  This is for television."




Q.  What did ISIS do with Jorch's head?

A.  They stuck it up his ass so he'd look like a Peeping Tom.




Q.  What did Jorch say when he overheard the ISIS captor say, "Fuck the women and children."

A.  "Fellas, are you sure we have enough time?"




Q.  What kind of stupid deal did Jorch try to make with ISIS?

A.  "Heads you win, tails I lose."

[Major Ed Damien]

May I add?

How do  you know that ISIS has won the battle?

They hoist a wig on a microphone.

Yes, you may.

Hey, folks, we'll be here all night.  Try the veal.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Regarding George Noory's comments on ISIS, I am horrified that a compasionateless, sociopathic, primitive, war mongering influence could soon hold America hostage.

ISIS is a concern, too.

[Richard Groyper]

The ultimate weapon against ISIS? Air assualt Lou Holtz and George Noory into Iraq, then have them apply a large amount of peanut butter to the roof of their mouths. The mush of words flowing out will make all the ISIS fighters head's explode. I guarantee it!

[NoMoreNoory]

here is the clip of "i hope your wrong" . the last part is george backtracking. [attachimg=1]

Wow. Just wow. He sounds like he's having a stroke. This should be sent to people at Prem Rat. To this you keep giving new contracts?

[Major Ed Damien]

Ooooooh . . . it's haunt night on "Coast-to-Coast AM," everybody.

We'll get to see if a ghost of a brain haunts Jorch's skull.

Something needs to keep the cobwebs company.

[HorrorRetro]

Wow. Just wow. He sounds like he's having a stroke. This should be sent to people at Prem Rat. To this you keep giving new contracts?

Drunk, having TIAs, dementia, etc. Something is wildly wrong with the man. He's always been ignorant, but his current inability to communicate is indicative of something else. Prem Rat is either aware of it and doesn't care or they are hoping he'll start his forever dirt nap live on the air. 

[albrecht]

Drunk, having TIAs, dementia, etc. Something is wildly wrong with the man. He's always been ignorant, but his current inability to communicate is indicative of something else. Prem Rat is either aware of it and doesn't care or they are hoping he'll start his forever dirt nap live on the air. 

Yeah. Maybe they have one of those secret life-insurance "key man" policies buried in his amazing long-term deal in a buried codicil or via several policies under the radar? Or some anit-terrorism rider with a double-indemnity? So they are hoping he will keel over or, better yet, ISIS will, as he wished, have some actions in the USA? It could explain the "signage" delays hoping he walks into the open elevator shaft or thinks the steep staircase is the way to the break-room microwave and hustles in during a CARNIVORA commercial break for some pizza rolls and rolls down and breaks his neck?

[Major Ed Damien]

Drunk, having TIAs, dementia, etc. Something is wildly wrong with the man. He's always been ignorant, but his current inability to communicate is indicative of something else. Prem Rat is either aware of it and doesn't care or they are hoping he'll start his forever dirt nap live on the air. 

It's gotta be all of 'em 'cause Jorch taught me not to believe in coincidences.