George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

I wonder why are the Pyramids still standing?  You'd think they'd be under the surface of the Earth since they were built on sand.  Have you ever tried to stand on sand?  You sink, and sink and sink.  That happened to me one time when I was a kid.  Some kids called me a bunch of names and , well, I got mad. Those haterz always think they can pull the wool over me. Oh, I can't stand those haterz!   I chased them into the forest and ended up in some moor (George's big word of the day), having lost sight of them.  I noticed I was sinking in some sand and I just kept on sinking.  I thought I wuz gonna die.  Then I grabbed hold of a vine that some cat was pullin'on and it wuz a big cat. Funny thing is this vine had this rattle at the end that I thought wuz funny but I wuz almost dead so I grabbed  it and you'd never guess but that big cat pulled me out of the sand. And then I let go, and off went the cat with the vine in its mouth.  Oh and here's the weird part, the vine was wiggling.  I tell you, I've never seen a vine do that. What 'cha think, Robert? 

[zeebo]

I wonder why are the Pyramids still standing?  ...

Um .. "Pyramid Power" .. c'mon.

[21st Century Man]

Another night with The Motor City Moron.

[Major Ed Damien]

The guest/psychiatrist just called George "a great therapist."

If George Noory is a great therapist, then the Zodiac Killer was a great social worker.

[zeebo]

I'm just holding out for the Egypt stuff.  You just know he's gonna ask "So will we ever find out what's really beneath the Sphinx?"

[21st Century Man]

Hey caller, maybe your pregnant girlfriend wants you to marry her.  If you haven't posed that question yet, it's no wonder she's depressed.

[Major Ed Damien]

LMAO

George stupidly sided with the caller bitching about the sad pregnant girlfriend he hasn't married.  The caller stated that he felt like he was having to drag around a weight.  George was quickly rebutted by the psychiatrist.

There's our "therapist" at work, Doc.

What a joke.

[UFQuack]

Tonight on Coast to Coast AM:
Dr. Namby Pamby, MD

[zeebo]

George stupidly sided with the caller bitching about the sad pregnant girlfriend he hasn't married.   George was quickly rebutted by the psychiatrist.

Just think how awkward it'll be when the caller got knocked up by some reptilian alien, and like, where will the li'l hybrid spend the holidays?

[Major Ed Damien]

Just think how awkward it'll be when the caller got knocked up by some reptilian alien, and like, where will the li'l hybrid spend the holidays?

LOL

He can always turn to Jorch for more "therapy."

[Major Ed Damien]

The psychiatrist knows so little about George and his deranged program.

If this mental health professional listened a lot more than he obviously does, he'd quickly pull Ian Punnett's move and flee the coo coo coop.

But he's got a book to sell -- and wants to move product.  He's happy hearing no evil, seeing no evil and not digging too much into George's personality.

[PB the Deplorable]

So far everybody has missed the most obvious question.  "If they built those things, can you IMAGINE what they could have done with a computer?"

Whut if the Egyptians had thumbs?

[Étouffée]

"would the Egyptians be popular today, like Jimmy Durante and Red Skelton?"[/size]

[zeebo]

"If you gave the Egyptians an iPhone, would they understand emoticons?"

[Major Ed Damien]

This Egyptian speaks English better than George does.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I think George just committed to visiting the Great Pyramid.  Like that'll ever happen...  George has no interest in researching C2C subject matter on his own.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Only George could sound bored listening to this interview about what it's like to travel through the Great Pyramid.

[zeebo]

"I saw that scene in The Spy Who Loved Me, where James Bond runs around Karnak.  Can I assume I pretty much understand ancient Egypt now?"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

"I saw that scene in The Spy Who Loved Me, where James Bond runs around Karnak.  Can I assume I pretty much understand ancient Egypt now?"

Are all the security personnel around the pyramids tall like Jaws, and with steel teeth?  That was scary.  I don't think I want to go.

[Major Ed Damien]

Unfortunately, this interview would be conducted a lot better by a mummy.

[nextgen.fm]

Digging the guest!!!  He describes it so well




Not george so much




How many times will he say JEESZH?

[21st Century Man]

Hey, I bet Davidson's chamber was named after John Davidson.  You know that guy who did That's Incredible.  He was also a guest star on my favorite show, the Love Boat.  Did you know I was supposed to replace Gavin McLeod on that?  Captain Stu....well that fell through.

[nextgen.fm]

Hey, I bet Davidson's chamber was named after John Davidson.  You know that guy who did That's Incredible.  He was also a guest star on my favorite show, the Love Boat.  Did you know I was supposed to replace Gavin McLeod on that?  Captain Stu....well that fell through.

George just stop talking!! Lol

[WallyBert]

"If you gave the Egyptians an iPhone, would they understand emoticons?"

What if the Egyptians had computers??

[21st Century Man]

I bet Nelson's chamber was named after Ozzie.  I also loved that show but their kid never played a song I liked.

[Major Ed Damien]

How much time has already been wasted by George's idiotic asides and dumb-assed attempts to clarify needlessly the narrative of somebody intelligent who ought to left alone to speak?

George will let a nut like Steven Quayle or Katherine Albrecht yammer along forever while he stares off into space, but when George gets a guest on the air with something amazing to talk about you might as well be trying to listen to somebody shouting two rows away from you during the Rose Bowl.

[zeebo]

I love when George says "Yep", or "Right" etc. after the expert has already stated something which, to experts, is accepted knowledge.

Einstein:  E=mc2

George:  Right!

[nextgen.fm]

I can't wait for George to broadcast from the Kings chamber deep in the pyramid

[nextgen.fm]

Hello???




George stumbles  awake




Yeah what is it? Lol

[Major Ed Damien]

I wish to fuck George would broadcast live from the inside of an active volcano a few seconds before eruption.