George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

I would feel a lot better on this Veteran's Day if George didn't model his look after the young Saddam Hussein.

Put an Iraqi military uniform on him and Donald Rumsfeld might show up to shake his hand.

[narcissist noory]

pic's or it didn't happen

[Major Ed Damien]

Is George's terrible dye job supposed to remind listeners of "abiotic oil"?

[Morgus]

Holiday Magic Coast Style
This holiday season a very special CD awaits you! It features traditional holiday songs and poems with performances donated by some of your favorite Coast guests, including: Whitley Strieber, Rosemary Ellen Guiley, Christian Wilde, Joshua P. Warren, UFO Phil, Catherine Austin Fitts, Billy Gibbons, Lionel Fanthorpe, Pat Boone and others. With a special performance by George Noory.

http://www.amazon.com/Holiday-Magic-Coast-Style-CD/dp/B00OYH1WKW/ctoc

 

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Here we go with the Monty Python music for Vets Day.

Joorch says we should 'get ready' for The Physics of Angels. Can anyone advise how to do that? Is it like a set of breathing exercises and a special diet? Or ritual cleansing and removal of body hair?

I didn't hear the Monty Python music in question, but if it was the opening theme, that's The Liberty Bell March by John Philip Sousa, so it wasn't meant to be disrespectful.

[area51drone]

Has he made an announcement yet?  I'm wondering if it will be that the Jurch & Jorch show will happen indefinitely.

BTW, physics of angels?   Jesus fucking christ.

[Morgus]

Has he made an announcement yet?

I think it was just about that special c2cam Holiday CD they are selling featuring Noory and UFO Phil singing Christmas songs...

[Juan Cena]

The aliens are without mercy.  Jorch is their ultimate weapon.

Coast to Coast George Noory singing Elvis live in Toronto

Even Whitley Streiber would pick the anal probe over that.

[Morgus]

Uh-oh, the guest called Noory, "Tommy"

[Major Ed Damien]

"The Physics of Angels."

It's somewhat akin to the science of turning bologna back into pigs and cows.

[Morgus]

Noory is claiming phone problems with the guest again tonight, a common excuse he has used in the past to dump guests...

[Juan Cena]

noory : taking the suck to the  white house.
i wonder if he can out-gaffe biden 

I sure Bill Clinton already did that with Monica Lewinsky.

[pate]

"The Physics of Angels."

It's somewhat akin to the science of turning bologna back into pigs and cows.

No, you've got it all wrong, it's about how many of the wee 'lil bugs one can fit on the head o' a pin!

[area51drone]

Well there's no way I'm listening to this shit.  Good night everyone

[NoMoreNoory]

Holiday Magic Coast Style
This holiday season a very special CD awaits you! It features traditional holiday songs and poems with performances donated by some of your favorite Coast guests, including: Whitley Strieber, Rosemary Ellen Guiley, Christian Wilde, Joshua P. Warren, UFO Phil, Catherine Austin Fitts, Billy Gibbons, Lionel Fanthorpe, Pat Boone and others. With a special performance by George Noory.

http://www.amazon.com/Holiday-Magic-Coast-Style-CD/dp/B00OYH1WKW/ctoc

 

Complete with typo
Catherine AustiN Fitts (sic)

[Major Ed Damien]

"Give me your take on the angelic realm."

I had some take-out from the Chinese realm.  Does that count?

[Major Ed Damien]

Well there's no way I'm listening to this shit.  Good night everyone

Hahahahaha

That doesn't sound very angelic of you.

[pate]

Noory is claiming phone problems with the guest again tonight, a common excuse he has used in the past to dump guests...

Oh a speshul treet! Fumblegums gets to ad lib, or does Tommee have some 3x5 cards for that eventuality?

Treet should never be confused with Spam, as Monty Python pointed out that stuff can actually be entertaining.

GNS

[Major Ed Damien]

George, how many angels can fit on your pinhead?

[Major Ed Damien]

"Interesting angel," George chuckled.

The chucklehead.

[Major Ed Damien]

Tonight's show sounds like a conversation between two residents of a mental hospital -- a half-wit and a no-wit.

[136 or 142]

Tonight's show sounds like a conversation between two residents of a mental hospital -- a half-wit and a no-wit.

Which is which?

[Major Ed Damien]

More dumb questions for George to ask tonight's guest:

"Does an angel ever need an exorcist?"

"What would an angel do if he or she saw a Ouija board?"

"Are there clown angels, and are they as scary as their clown non-angel counterparts?"

"Do angels have to go to the bathroom?  Are the bathrooms marked 'Men Angels' and 'Women Angels?'"

"What if every time a bell rang an angel lost half his mustache?"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It sounds like the Christmas CD for Veterans is the big announcement.

Produced by Tommy, and including performances from Billy Gibbons and George Noory.

[Juan Cena]

Holiday Magic Coast Style
This holiday season a very special CD awaits you! It features traditional holiday songs and poems with performances donated by some of your favorite Coast guests, including: Whitley Strieber, Rosemary Ellen Guiley, Christian Wilde, Joshua P. Warren, UFO Phil, Catherine Austin Fitts, Billy Gibbons, Lionel Fanthorpe, Pat Boone and others. With a special performance by George Noory.

http://www.amazon.com/Holiday-Magic-Coast-Style-CD/dp/B00OYH1WKW/ctoc

 

HAVEN'T OUR VETERANS SUFFERED ENOUGH?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

HAVEN'T OUR VETERANS SUFFERED ENOUGH?

Why doesn't Billy Gibbons get top billing on that thing?  Or Pat Boone?

[Juan Cena]

Tonight's show sounds like a conversation between two residents of a mental hospital -- a half-wit and a no-wit.

Comparing Snorge to a mental patient is an insult to mental patients.

[Juan Cena]

Why doesn't Billy Gibbons get top billing on that thing?

Shame?

[Major Ed Damien]

What does priest compensation have to do with the "physics of angels"?

[NoMoreNoory]

George, how many angels can fit on your pinhead?

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Angel to some. Demon to others.