George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[narcissist noory]

GN- " Do most cultures use numbers?"

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Noory, you idiot.

I want to write some terrible book just so I can have Noory read me a set of idiotic questions I wrote for him.

[136 or 142]

The guest is pretty good. He deserves better than Noory.

[m]

He just doesn't do ANY research - it's crazy

[136 or 142]

The Boss sums up Noory:
"There's so much that you want, you deserve much more than this,
But if dreams came true, oh, wouldn't that be nice,
But this ain't no dream we're living through tonight,
Girl, you want it, you take it, you pay the price."

[narcissist noory]

The guest is pretty good. He deserves better than Noory.

we all do

[m]

I just don't get it - how can you not research your guest or their works? you can't ask informed questions and it degenerates into a gooey mess.

[pate]

Is that Jazmunda pulling off some elaborate hoax as the guest on Jorch's shoe right now?

[PB the Deplorable]

I just don't get it - how can you not research your guest or their works? you can't ask informed questions and it degenerates into a gooey gnoory mess.

Fixed it for you

[narcissist noory]

unscheduled ophun lines for last hour, ralph ran out off 3x5's and tomme fell asleep on the toilet

[m]

yeah it's really a shame. geez. if a guest doesn't entertain him with a monologue it's over. just like with this poor guy. he might have had something interesting to say...wtf

[PB the Deplorable]

I just don't get it - how can you not research your guest or their works? you can't ask informed questions and it degenerates into a gooey mess.

George says he has a 'system'.

Apparently it involves spending his days thinking up a bunch of stupid ideas that have nothing to do with the program - books to have someone else write, internet shows, BS conventions to attend, now CDs, and oh yeah, long lunches with turd producer Tommy. 

He's got a stack of cue cards with re-tread questions he can repeat on any show for any topic, and he has the guest supply questions about what they want to talk about.  He interjects the questions randomly, so he doesn't have to pay much attention to what the guests and callers are saying.  No one has any idea what he does during the show.   

George says he can't read a guests book every day, so he doesn't ever read any of them.

Good thing he has a 'system'

[m]

the questions show he is uninformed. why doesn't he just do his research? he is a powerful guy I guess - he's still running the show even though his interviews are really terrible.

[Morgus]

Noory dumps another guest for open  lines...

[136 or 142]

Dead cat in the middle of the road stinkin' to high heaven.

[narcissist noory]

Noory dumps another guest for open  lines...

considering that he hates open lines more than mean babies, he must of really despised the guest

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Noory dumps another guest for open  lines...

This open lines actually worked out, IMHO.

The caller that talked about earthquakes in Oklahoma and then stated the USGS was out there (outside the Wichita Mountains) in full-force was interesting.

[pate]

I have another theory, perhaps conspiracy minded but all the same.

Simple Jorch, did you read my idle speculation/attempt at humor and get all askeerd and dump that guest?  Then tried to shoe how brave you are with the open lines that you fumbled through?  I bet you half-ass mush-mouthed your way through it, and I imagine the callers were more interesting than yew...

(yes this is addressed to the Simple Jorch, I know he reads this stuff)

GNS

[pate]

If you force-feed tonight's kook Carnivora until her liver explodes you'll get crazy pâté.

hey, I'm not a kook, I just like the taste...

[bsbishop]

Where to turn? It seems like I am now clinging to the rare Knapp appearance to maintain my sanity. THAT is a heavy burden, even for the Knappster.

Knapp seems to be neutered these days. He's good at interviewing but it's like Noory sees him get a good, interesting guest and says, "That one must be mine! Give Knapp the spiritualist undertaker!," and Knapp is left with some boring interview because of a crappy guest.

[bsbishop]

GN- " Do most cultures use numbers?"

This sounds like something he'd say. Problem is, I can't tell if he really said it or if you're making a joke, which is very telling of Noory.

[NoMoreNoory]

This open lines actually worked out, IMHO.

The caller that talked about earthquakes in Oklahoma and then stated the USGS was out there (outside the Wichita Mountains) in full-force was interesting.

He also mentioned a fish die-off in a lake due to a gas escape in the lake. It was interesting, as were a couple of other calls. But every single one of them just falls flat to the floor because Noory is pathologically incapable of engaging a caller in a conversation. In this case, Noory's only response that 'we're' watching it. 'We've got Linda Moulten-Howe and we've got Mitch Battress watching that for you.' And on to the next call. What is the point? It seems to me he's getting worse, too.

A moment with the triple-named cat lady in the first half when she answered a caller's question, and put a question back to him. 'He's not there now', said Noory, tersely. There was a pause and the guest just said 'Oh' in a slightly forlorn way, and onNoory rolled with the next irrelevant question.

The other half of NMN called Barnaby Rogerson's demise. We were checking on the guests ahead of the show. I observed that Rogerson appeared to be a bona-fide writer. I'd be interested to read his biography of the Prophet Mohammed, for instance. Lots of travel books, and runs a publishing company with his partner devoted to keeping the classics of travel writing in print. 'He'll get dumped, then.' she said. Does Joorch just get bored? Or is he intimidated by a properly intelligent mind? In response to almost everything Rogerson said, Joorch just kept mumbling 'Numbuurrrzzz' like a zombie.

-GNS

[HorrorReporter]

I am really, really, really trying to dissect this review

I think these are novelty items that would interest avid Coasters to give as gifts to other Coasters. Surely, not ALL, but some would appreciate these uniquely Coasty things and not consider them a joke. BUT, even if they were given as joke gifts, that would still be a good thing.

[HorrorReporter]

Haters gonna hate.
Snores is gonna roar.

[aldousburbank]

Haters gonna hate.
Snores is gonna roar.

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[wr250]

Dead cat in the middle of the road stinkin' to high heaven.

that "cat " is black with white stripes. that cat is a skunk.

[Gd5150]

The greatest thing about the cd cover is how they missed the error in Catherine AustiN Fitts name

They also listed Noory as a national radio host. They forgot to mention TV show host and philanthropist.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Does Joorch just get bored? Or is he intimidated by a properly intelligent mind?...

Yes

[136 or 142]

This sounds like something he'd say. Problem is, I can't tell if he really said it or if you're making a joke, which is very telling of Noory.

Yes, that was a serious question that George asked.

[bateman]

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