George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

It'll be time for "Earth Angel" to play in a minute.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I'm still waiting for someone to explain the anatomy of angels.  Do they have functional genitalia, and if so, do they use them the way everything else does?  Can female angels get pregnant, and is that where cherubim come from?  Do they have digestive systems?  Do they eat, eliminate, belch, fart, and hiccup?  If not, what kind of anatomy do they have?  Why won't the angel experts address that topic?  What are they hiding?

[PChirp]

Holy Shit! Christmas Coast Style with Josh P. Warren and the "Christmas Puppy".  I'm telling you folks, it's the end of the damn world. 

[136 or 142]

It'll be time for "Earth Angel" to play in a minute.

I'd like that actually. Good song. One of Paul Simon's favorites.

[Major Ed Damien]

I'm still waiting for someone to explain the anatomy of angels.  Do they have functional genitalia, and if so, do they use them the way everything else does?  Can female angels get pregnant, and is that where cherubim come from?  Do they have digestive systems?  Do they eat, eliminate, belch, fart, and hiccup?  If not, what kind of anatomy do they have?  Why won't the angel experts address that topic?  What are they hiding?

In case you wondered, an angel's fart smells like heaven . . . like Febreeze times infinity.

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "What if a fairy and an angel had a baby?  Would it still have a magic wand?"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'm still waiting for someone to explain the anatomy of angels.  Do they have functional genitalia, and if so, do they use them the way everything else does?  Can female angels get pregnant, and is that where cherubim come from?  Do they have digestive systems?  Do they eat, eliminate, belch, fart, and hiccup?  If not, what kind of anatomy do they have?  Why won't the angel experts address that topic?  What are they hiding?

I see you've been negligent in your studies of the Steven Quayle material I sent you.

[nooryisawesome]

Holiday Magic Coast Style
This holiday season a very special CD awaits you! It features traditional holiday songs and poems with performances donated by some of your favorite Coast guests, including: Whitley Strieber, Rosemary Ellen Guiley, Christian Wilde, Joshua P. Warren, UFO Phil, Catherine Austin Fitts, Billy Gibbons, Lionel Fanthorpe, Pat Boone and others. With a special performance by George Noory.

http://www.amazon.com/Holiday-Magic-Coast-Style-CD/dp/B00OYH1WKW/ctoc

 

Surely you jest, this has to be an elaborate ruse.
This is actually a thing? Like Seriously?

Then again I thought flavored butter and turkey sammich recipes couldn't be a cook book either

It is a whole $2.14 over at Barnes and noble.

[zeebo]

... "Are there clown angels, and are they as scary as their clown non-angel counterparts?"

Oh please let him ask this ......

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

"And when the radical priest and the maverick biologist come to get my release, we was all on the cover of Newsweek with our guardian angels."

[Major Ed Damien]

I see you've been negligent in your studies of the Steven Quayle material I sent you.

Steven Quayle:  The Dark Fecal Angel.

[nooryisawesome]

The Christmas CD reminds me of the Indiana Jones South Park episode. Tommy and Jorch are raping whatever remains of Coast to Coast by pimping cook books and fucking christmas CDs

[zeebo]

This guest is like listening to a textbook read aloud.  A textbook on molecular biology and angels that is.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I think I'm going to write a book called the biology of rocks.

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "Has a demon angel ever raped a clown angel?  Gee, I sure hope so."

[PChirp]

This guest is like listening to a textbook read aloud.  A textbook on molecular biology and angels that is.

It's 3:30am Zeeb, what do you expect? 

[Major Ed Damien]

"Rupert Sheldrake" sounds like a great stage name for an alcoholic magician who might warm up the crowd for the bigger acts in Reno.

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "Do angels ever like to play practical jokes on each other . . . like Super-glue their wings together or put a razor blade in one of their angel food cakes?"

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "Have any real angels ever played for the Anaheim Angels and why would they ever want to strike out with the bases loaded?"

[zeebo]

It's 3:30am Zeeb, what do you expect? 

He could spice things up with an excerpt from "The Science of Lint". 

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "What if an angel flew backwards real fast?  Could it act as a time machine?"

[zeebo]

I'm still waiting for someone to explain the anatomy of angels.  Do they have functional genitalia, and if so, do they use them the way everything else does?  Can female angels get pregnant, and is that where cherubim come from?  ....

Dude, George just touched on this, albeit in his clumsy way, by asking "Where do angels come from - do they come from other angels?"  The guest was kinda taken off-guard and then said he doubts it and that they're all just "part of creation".

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "What did angels think of how John Travolta played them in that movie 'Network' -- did they get mad as hell and weren't going to take it any more?"

[zeebo]

Did George just ask if angels could save us from an x-flare? Is he trying to get out of his EMP grid protection project?

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "Are angels part of what I like to call 'the wireless Internet?'

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Did George just ask if angels could save us from an x-flare? Is he trying to get out of his EMP grid protection project?

Maybe he'll have the time machine guy on next week to find out if he can rewind back to before he made that commitment.

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "Do angels like to take naps on clouds?  Is that like a Sleep Number Bed for these angels?  I love my Sleep Number bed, but I never set it on 6 because it's the first digit in 666."

[136 or 142]

Maybe he'll have the time machine guy on next week to find out if he can rewind back to before he made that commitment.

Ronald Mallett
There is an article on him in the latest "Epoch Times"
http://m.theepochtimes.com/n3/1037968-time-travel-is-possible-how-to-send-a-message-to-the-past/

[Mind Flayer Monk]

There is US vs Japan baseball on MLB channel right now and the US announcer is messing up all the Japanese names. Reminds me of George.

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "Would an angel ever help a priest round up The Vienna Boys Choir if he prayed hard enough for that kinda fun?"