George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

According to wiki, the Queen Elizabeth Theatre seats 1,250.

Maybe they all came with imaginary friends.

[136 or 142]

Maybe they all came with imaginary friends.

Or their own Robert the talking doll.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Is this a caller or a guest talking about demons and the Ouija board? Just tuned in 45 mins into 1st hour and some woman is continually and loudly gulping spit while she talks like a meth addict in between wet coughing and snot sniffing. She's also madly in love with the word, planchette. (sp?)

"Planchette?  Querida!  That's French!"

[attachimg=1]

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Or their own Robert the talking doll.

A number of them probably needed two seats.

[paladin1991]

Okay.  I'm done.  Where's my portal out of here?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Can anyone explain what she just said in the two minute burst of stream of consciousness right before the commercial break?   

[area51drone]

I think I'm gonna puke

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Wild one on in the first two hours. Pretty fun actually.
Here is a good one from the guest's website:

In a further effort to open a portal between this world and the next, President Barack Obama visited Stonehenge today.

http://tracytwyman.com/obama-at-stonehenge/

[BattyBrooke]

"Planchette?  Querida!  That's French!"

[attachimg=1]

That's why I put "(sp?)". It means " spelling?" because I wasn't sure lol. Now, querida I know! That's that there espanole!

[nooryisawesome]

Has anyone ever found out if Lisa Lyons is George's ex wife lisa. I know this has been speculated by a lot of people.

[WallyBert]

Finally!...we got the "What's your passion?" question.

[Étouffée]

i like "Planchette", too! 

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

i like "Planchette", too!

[Major Ed Damien]

Last words on the Chinook helicopter full of SEALS that got shot down in Afghanistan:

"Hey . . . why is that little Afghani kid giving us the finger?"

[136 or 142]

George says he's going to have a surprise announcement tomorrow. Please please let it be that he's retiring.

[nooryisawesome]

Looks like Noory's owners are in some trouble, well continued trouble.

Exclusive: Clear Channel mulls sale of European assets - sources

The debt-laden parent of outdoor advertising company Clear Channel Outdoor Holdings is exploring options for its European outdoor advertising business .
Clear Channel's parent company has been struggling to trim $20.5 billion in debt. It unloaded assets such as a 50 percent stake in Australia Radio Network, which it sold earlier this year to APN News and Media.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/exclusive-clear-channel-mulls-sale-european-assets-sources-020219568--sector.html

[nooryisawesome]

George says he's going to have a surprise announcement tomorrow. Please please let it be that he's retiring.

Permanent weekend host? Church?

[zeebo]

George says he's going to have a surprise announcement tomorrow. Please please let it be that he's retiring.

His mustache regrew a week earlier than expected.

[WallyBert]

George says he's going to have a surprise announcement tomorrow. Please please let it be that he's retiring.

I think Jorch is going to announce that He'll be broadcasting from the Hawaiian Studio Thanksgiving.

[jazmunda]

Permanent weekend host? Church?

It will be very interesting to see what Art's reaction will be if this happens. Will he boot JC from the DMRN or will he pull his own affiliation with the network?

[WOTR]

George says he's going to have a surprise announcement tomorrow. Please please let it be that he's retiring.

I remember a "surprise" announcement roughly one year ago...

Noory is "going all in!"

[coaster]

Hes got a gig doing Elvis impersonations in Reno. Watch exclusively on Gaiam tv and your local public access channel in the St. Louis area.

[jazmunda]

George says he's going to have a surprise announcement tomorrow. Please please let it be that he's retiring.

I doubt he is retiring. It's possible they were enamored with Jimmy's performance and want to strike while the iron's hot. It's also possible he's just going to announce some inane thing.

[Major Ed Damien]

George's special announcement is that his mustache was exposed to the Ebola virus and now has to undergo a 21-day quarantine.

[Major Ed Damien]

He's going to announce that a Ouija board-playing clown was being considered as a guest but has been rejected.

What a fucking relief.

[Major Ed Damien]

George is going to announce that he and "the numbers lady" are getting married -- as soon as she can come up with some numbers for the pre-nuptial agreement.

[MarbleMapper]

It really does.  Really. It sure does.  It really does. DERP 

[Major Ed Damien]

George was a public relations officer (turd polisher) in the Navy.

Let's honor that sacrifice by flushing twice.

[Major Ed Damien]

Seems like tonight's guest is not thanking George's good friend, Jesse Ventura, for his service.

[WallyBert]

I've had enough self pitty to last me a week with this guy.
Now that I've gotten to hear from "Corny" I'll tune in to CTM for the rest of the night!