George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bateman]

Western US:   1-800-618-8255 (toll free)
Eastern US:   1-800-825-5033 (toll free)
First time caller:   1-818-501-4721
Wild Card line:   1-818-501-4109 (anyone can call)

Bateman's tips & tricks:

1.  The 818 numbers are the easiest to get through.
2.  Make a relevant point to the screener.
3.  When you get on, make sure you drone on for a little while before you plug Art/DMRN. That way you get past the dump. They CAN still dump after 30 seconds or so, but it'll be super obvious they cut you off.
4.  If you don't want to use your real number, you can download free calling apps (I like Talkatone) that allow you to select any area code you want. If anyone needs help with this, feel free to PM. Make sure you're ready well before airtime.
5.  Bonus points for "GNS" mention.

[PB the Deplorable]

Appreciating Art's copy+paste skills. Jorch is weeping.

Can a gnoory post be far behind?

Pray for Goatse

[PB the Deplorable]

Disagree with Art Bell screwing his fans over. He's a man who didn't need the money and quit. Bottom line.
I read through all the replies to what I wrote earlier and am even now more convinced that this site is made up of many mentally ill people that continue to justify their existence by berating Noory for 3-4 plus years on this site. If you want to find losers that can't move along in this world with their lives, look at the 1700 pages of this nonsense in this thread. Get laid, get a job or hobby. It's fucking sad for you people. And you know it.

Apricot?

https://user.xmission.com/~trevin/hanky.html

[jazmunda]

Can a gnoory post be far behind?

Pray for Goatse

I'm sure he will once he catches wind of this and if he perceives it as a threat.

I loves me a good ole fashioned flame war between the master and the dunce.

[WOTR]

Art Bell has done what George Noory could not in over 6 years; make me tune in to C2CAM.

If we all tune in and artificially inflate Jimmy's ratings might they not keep him around?

I was thinking the same thing.  Aside from a Knapp hosted how I bet it has been well over a year since I tuned in for more than a few minutes (possibly an hour for Syrett or somebody aside from Noory.)

I will actually tune in tonight.  If I am around and there are open lines I may even try to call.  Just have to think of an actual program related question or comment to get through the first few seconds of the call.  Oh, and... Naturally, I love George Noory and have nothing but respect for the show that he built (where is the vomiting emoticon?)

[albrecht]

Actually that might have the opposite effect, since it has been rumored here that John B Wells was getting higher ratings than Noory on c2cam weekends and look what happened to him? 

Idk if anyone has participated in an Arbitron rating (or similar) but there is no way (unless CC, PRN, etc is using some NAZI-esque DXing tracking device to tell if you are listening.) They could extrapolate from in-bound callers, of course. But-- let's risk that deviation from the norm of suckage!

ps: when I have gotten surveys or even Arbitron cards (they send you a dollar!) I answer, somewhat honestly,...always fill out first my local pirate radio stations, AM station, and then SW channels. On the card easy. On phone they always say "we are talking about tv" and I say what? I only listened to that when I could still get the sound over VHF. Usually confusion and quick hangup.

[bateman]

Idk if anyone has participated in an Arbitron rating (or similar) but there is no way (unless CC, PRN, etc is using some NAZI-esque DXing tracking device to tell if you are listening.) They could extrapolate from in-bound callers, of course. But-- let's risk that deviation from the norm of suckage!

ps: when I have gotten surveys or even Arbitron cards (they send you a dollar!) I answer, somewhat honestly,...always fill out first my local pirate radio stations, AM station, and then SW channels. On the card easy. On phone they always say "we are talking about tv" and I say what? I only listened to that when I could still get the sound over UHF. Usually confusion and quick hangup.

They can very easily look at online streaming numbers though.

[Juan Cena]

Hi Art!

Hah hah haH LOVE THAT CRACKEN.

That's what Whitney Houston said.

[albrecht]

They can very easily look at online streaming numbers though.

True, and that is why I'm very sorry I don't often listen to your show live streaming. (Tell me a way to phreak it and gin #s up to get bigger and I will!) But, frankly, with older computer, time-wise etc. I either like full on AM signal (ideally, will go with SW or in a pinch FM) so so happy for the ability to download and listen later to your show without drama or intrigue (or possible problems!) That also, in these days of torrents, that full "pay" or "pay for -very limited" archives is toast- especially with a bad program--- not yours of course. Like The Dead. Free is better, when people like your product-- they will pay.

Idk how the royalties and agreements work with re to satellite. Got SiriusXM on one of those "deals" with new truck. Ok, it has an OTR channel, The Met, and some old country that's good. Now there I can see how, maybe, they can "tell" what I'm listening too. But just on AM transistor radio (CCrane)? Or my bigger SW from CCrane? I'm not broadcasting out so how can they tell? The (normally) only way I listen to modern C2C is via "other methods" sans commercial and off-shore availability. So I don't think they are making money there or can trace?
-GNS

[paladin1991]

I don't think I could manage a "I love GN". I'm not that great an actor.

Just think of something nice when you're saying it.  Like Christmas or ART BELL RETURNS!

[paladin1991]

That's what Whitney Houston said.

Oooooh!  Dat's not funnee.  She daid.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

If any group can manage to storm the phone lines, it's this group. Help promote Dark Matter network by sneaking in a Dark Matter Network owns the night. Just remember, when you get the screener say I love GN.

How about Keith just pony up for advertising rather than count on a few calls with a vague message the larger audience won't understand?

[Mizak]

If that's the case, is "PB" a battered wife? It's silly. I'm not picking on him. It's all of these people on this board for the last few years that make Noory their life. It's like a sickness to them. Get involved in something else worthwhile other than a talk show host. Unbelievable.

Unbuleefabull!! That gives it away Thorgeyyyy! nOron doesn't just suck he swallows also!!!

[Heather Wade]

How about Keith just pony up for advertising rather than count on a few calls with a vague message the larger audience won't understand?

You again?  And who cares about the Nooron's "fans"?

[aldousburbank]

Coast To Coast AM
Now With Extra Suck!

[jazmunda]

Coast To Coast AM
Now With Extra Suck!

Coast To Coast AM
We Both Suck and Blow!

[bateman]

Coast To Coast AM
We Both Suck and Blow!

Superstorm Noory indeed.

[VtaGeezer]

I wish I could listen to the 2nd half tonight to hear George try to weasel-word his time as a Navy PR guy into something substantial to impress an ex-SEAL guest.  But I know I won't make it to 1 AM. 

[WOTR]

We Both Suck and Blow!

I once knew a woman like that.  Spending time with her was far more enjoyable than listening to Coast.

[laserjock]

In college studying lab equipment repair the teacher asked us if lab vacuums suck or blow?  I answered "Both!"  I got a gold star...  (Many lab experiments are done over a vacuum.)

[paladin1991]

Aaaaand here it is.  Living Suckage.  The GNS show.

[laserjock]

Last night it was JCS, tonight GNS...

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch says the police in Nigeria believe the suicide bomber at the school was a member of 'Boko Harum' (sic). It's sad to think that Gary Brooker should fall from the sublime heights of A Whiter Shade Of Pale to such terrible deeds.

Also, of course, enthusing about his 'major event' with 700 attendees in Toronto. Makes me think we need the following urgently:
1. Karaoke footage from said major event.
2. Mustache-less pics from Bee On Bleef.
3. Drawn-on mustache pics from Jesse Ventura's show

[paladin1991]

Portals!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Joorch says the police in Nigeria believe the suicide bomber at the school was a member of 'Boko Harum' (sic). It's sad to think that Gary Brooker should fall from the sublime heights of A Whiter Shade Of Pale to such terrible deeds.

Also, of course, enthusing about his 'major event' with 700 attendees in Toronto. Makes me think we need the following urgently:
1. Karaoke footage from said major event.
2. Mustache-less pics from Bee On Bleef.
3. Drawn-on mustache pics from Jesse Ventura's show

Well, since you ask I have these screen shots from show promos:

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Painted on stache from Jesse Ventura's Off the Grid

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Stachless Noory on Beyond Belief.

I got these awhile back so there may be better ones.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Here's the Off the Grid source:

George Noory Goes #OffTheGrid | Jesse Ventura Off The Grid - Ora TV

[NoMoreNoory]

Well, since you ask I have these screen shots from show promos:

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Painted on stache from Jesse Ventura's Off the Grid

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Stachless Noory on Beyond Belief.

I got these awhile back so there may be better ones.

Holy crap! I'd say thanks, GFP, but I think you just guaranteed a night of very disturbed sleep.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

"It's like a live ouija board!"   

[BattyBrooke]

Is this a caller or a guest talking about demons and the Ouija board? Just tuned in 45 mins into 1st hour and some woman is continually and loudly gulping spit while she talks like a meth addict in between wet coughing and snot sniffing. She's also madly in love with the word, planchette. (sp?)

[136 or 142]

Also, of course, enthusing about his 'major event' with 700 attendees in Toronto.

According to wiki, the Queen Elizabeth Theatre seats 1,250.

Fucking loon Chris Geo alleged that Kaci Hickox had ebola and Obama wanted her in the U.S presumably to spread it.  Where does George dig these morons up from?