George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[wr250]

ok fill in the blank time . each person completes the next line in the "12 days of christmas featuring george noory" . tyhen when this is full we start over on day one with new suckage.

ill start:
on hte 1st day of christmas george noory gave to me : 1 david oates , in a tree.

[paladin1991]

You have been extremely naughty, and the package you get under the tree this year will be something very special which may come wrapped with a bow. Maybe not. At any rate, that would be the long lost recording of Mr. Lyinghell Fanthorpe and Springheeled Jack'star porno. 




That is not the sound of his bat wings, but the sound of Jackstar fap, fap, fapping away into the darkness.

[paladin1991]

couldn't help myself

[paladin1991]

So... Why is the Grey wearing a collared shirt?

Beefcause that's actually ART underneath that mask heating a weinie for Jorch to hork down

[b_dubb]

... he's Batman ...

[pyewacket]

ok fill in the blank time . each person completes the next line in the "12 days of christmas featuring george noory" . tyhen when this is full we start over on day one with new suckage.

ill start:
on hte 1st day of christmas george noory gave to me : 1 david oates , in a tree.

2 dropped calls

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

ok fill in the blank time . each person completes the next line in the "12 days of christmas featuring george noory" . tyhen when this is full we start over on day one with new suckage.

ill start:
on hte 1st day of christmas george noory gave to me : 1 david oates , in a tree.

I was actually working on something similar to that last night, with the idea that we could create some Holiday Magic BellGab Style with some open source song writing of The Twelve Days of Coast Christmas.

On the first day....An angel in a portal
On the second day...Two black-eyed children
On the third day...Three EVPs
On the fourth day...Four dropped calls
On the fifth day....Five pizza rolls

That's about as far as I got, except for Ten Grays a-probing.

[136 or 142]

Holiday Magic Coast Style
This holiday season a very special CD awaits you! It features traditional holiday songs and poems with performances donated by some of your favorite Coast guests, including: Whitley Strieber, Rosemary Ellen Guiley, Christian Wilde, Joshua P. Warren, UFO Phil, Catherine Austin Fitts, Billy Gibbons, Lionel Fanthorpe, Pat Boone and others. With a special performance by George Noory.

http://www.amazon.com/Holiday-Magic-Coast-Style-CD/dp/B00OYH1WKW/ctoc

 

It debuts at #1 on tomorrow's Billboard chart.

[aldousburbank]

It debuts at #1 on tomorrow's Billboard chart.

In hell.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I wonder if Joshua P. Warren used his wishing machine to get his Christmas puppy.

[bateman]

I notice it says "partial proceeds" will be donated to veterans' hospitals...

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I notice it says "partial proceeds" will be donated to veterans' hospitals...

Yeah. Damn generous of them.

[pate]

As I said earlier, surely the VA will appreciate the tens of dollars...

[coaster]

I thought that Holiday Magic cd was a photoshop. Fuck me..

[Gd5150]

The Holidays standards like "Blue Christmas" which has been performed by Frank, Bing, Ella, Perry, and Elvis. And now you can share this timeless classic with you and yours courtesy of UFO Phil.

Over the years you've shared the timeless classics with your children and family. Now you can make UFO Phil part of your family too.

[PB the Deplorable]

I thought that Holiday Magic cd was a photoshop. Fuck me..

Since it says 2014 Edition, they must have plans in the works for another one next year.  So get ready for that.

[coaster]

Ed Dames "I'm Remote Viewing A White Christmas" is a beautiful yet haunting ode to the magical whimsy of Christmas. The opposite can be said of Whitley Strieber's "I Saw An Alien Anally Probing Santa Claus", which is a lighthearted romp full of jolly fun. I know my family will sit cozily around the fireplace on Christmas Eve while listening to the Holiday Magic cd before silently slipping into death after sipping our cyanide eggnog. Fun Fun.
Happy Holidays.

[laserjock]

Maybe Noory should call this store owner and make a deal...   http://sfglobe.com/?id=18539&src=share_fb_new_18539

[NoMoreNoory]

I notice it says "partial proceeds" will be donated to veterans' hospitals...

Yes. What the hell is 'partial'? What Joorch and Tommee decide not to trouser? It should be all proceeds or a stated percentage. Another Noory scam

[NoMoreNoory]

I was actually working on something similar to that last night, with the idea that we could create some Holiday Magic BellGab Style with some open source song writing of The Twelve Days of Coast Christmas.

On the first day....An angel in a portal
On the second day...Two black-eyed children
On the third day...Three EVPs
On the fourth day...Four dropped calls
On the fifth day....Five pizza rolls

That's about as far as I got, except for Ten Grays a-probing.

How's this?

12 McCants a-counting
11 Hoaglands hoaxing
10 grays a-probing
9 years in the Navy
8 injured kiddies
7 dumped guests
6 product recalls
5 Pizza rolls
4 dropped calls
3 EVPs
2 black-eyed kids
and an angel in a portal

[wr250]

How's this?

12 McCants a-counting
11 Hoaglands hoaxing
10 grays a-probing
9 years in the Navy
8 injured kiddies
7 dumped guests
6 product recalls
5 Pizza rolls
4 dropped calls
3 EVPs
2 black-eyed kids
and an angel in a portal

well the idea is that each person adds 1 line, the next line
so someone would add something like :
on the 2nd day of xmas george noory gave to me: 2 white crows

then the next person would do the 3rd day and someone else the 4th. then when 12 is reached its compiled into a post and starts over again until chrismas is reached. this can happen in 1 hour or 12 days , you guys decide.

[paladin1991]

Yeah. Damn generous of them.

Yeah.  Thank the living Christ I don't need their partial donations to partially keep me alive.

Partial donation.  So that's what happened when jorch was conceived.

[paladin1991]

The Holidays standards like "Blue Christmas" which has been performed by Frank, Bing, Ella, Perry, and Elvis. And now you can share this timeless classic with you and yours courtesy of UFO Phil.

Over the years you've shared the timeless classics with your children and family. Now you can make UFO Phil part of your family too.

Yeah, UFO PHil, the idiot cousin.

[paladin1991]

well the idea is that each person adds 1 line, the next line
so someone would add something like :
on the 2nd day of xmas george noory gave to me: 2 white crows

then the next person would do the 3rd day and someone else the 4th. then when 12 is reached its compiled into a post and starts over again until chrismas is reached. this can happen in 1 hour or 12 days , you guys decide.

Mmmm, yeah.  These are the bell gabbers..  Some of us won't get it the second or third time.  You are gonna have to type slower so they can suss out the meaning of the really big words.

[136 or 142]

From hitsdailydouble.com
- 1 Various Artists   Holiday Magic Coast Style 402,895 (sales)

[cweb]

How about "3 Keiths a-bleeping?"

[bateman]

How's this?

12 McCants a-counting
11 Hoaglands hoaxing
10 grays a-probing
9 years in the Navy
8 injured kiddies
7 dumped guests
6 product recalls
5 Pizza rolls
4 dropped calls
3 EVPs
2 black-eyed kids
and an angel in a portal

Cannot stop laughing at this.

[zeebo]

... I used to be transfixed watching the Flowbie infomericals during the 90's. 

Haha I thought I was the only one.   

[zeebo]

 

The cool thing is they can reuse the same cover for Lisa Garr's solo album of Christmas-themed aromatherapy tracks, including hits such as Mistletoe Morning, Gingerbread Harmony, Yule Log Reiki, and Egg Nog Spirit Journey.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

  One of my favorite bits from that era of SNL!

It was a good era.