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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Heather Wade

I lol'd pretty hard at "Five Pizza Rolls".  Ha haa, the Nooron is such an idiot.

coaster

The greatest thing about the cd cover is how they missed the error in Catherine AustiN Fitts name

"Partial proceeds"??? What is that going to come to?


Quote from: bateman on November 12, 2014, 03:15:34 PM
Already a 5 star review on Amazon. Seems legit. http://www.amazon.com/Holiday-Magic-Coast-Style-CD/dp/B00OYH1WKW

I see of 13 reviews, the same reviewer has given out twelve 5-star and one 4-star rating.  She really seems to like stuff.

laserjock

Sound's like the words of a shill.  They need to say just what portion of the proceeds go to the charity, not "some will go to it", that could mean 1%.

ItsOver

Quote from: bateman on November 12, 2014, 03:15:34 PM
Already a 5 star review on Amazon. Seems legit. http://www.amazon.com/Holiday-Magic-Coast-Style-CD/dp/B00OYH1WKW
Haw, haw, haw... Geesh, there is no hope for humanity.  Oh, well.  I hope the Vets make the most of the 99 cents they get from Jorch. 


wr250

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on November 12, 2014, 03:19:27 PM
I see of 13 reviews, the same reviewer has given out twelve 5-star and one 4-star rating.  She really seems to like stuff.
theres only 1 review now

bateman

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on November 12, 2014, 03:19:27 PM
I see of 13 reviews, the same reviewer has given out twelve 5-star and one 4-star rating.  She really seems to like stuff.

Did you notice their other reviews? An AR-15 and hemmorhoid cream. http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A1RXHPAW3I3H51/ref=cm_cr_dp_pdp


zeebo

Quote from: coaster on November 12, 2014, 04:34:37 PM
There are no coincidences.

Yep it's proof that Noory's c2c does in fact cause butthurt.

Roswells, Art

The review would say Amazon Verified Purchase if they had actually bought the CD from them.

Quote from: cweb on November 12, 2014, 06:04:14 AM
So... Why is the Grey wearing a collared shirt?



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Ma Noory is against nudity

zeebo

Tonite's show:

Date:    11-12-14
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    Meg Blackburn Losey, Barnaby Rogerson

First Half: Expert in the metaphysical and the paranormal ....  SUCKAGE

2nd Half: Author, publisher and world traveler .....  MORE SUCKAGE

Quote from: zeebo on November 12, 2014, 02:20:14 PM
The cool thing is they can reuse the same cover for Lisa Garr's solo album of Christmas-themed aromatherapy tracks, including hits such as Mistletoe Morning, Gingerbread Harmony, Yule Log Reiki, and Egg Nog Spirit Journey.

Chakras Roasting on an Open Fire


You can't say "Lisa Garr" without saying the word "cigar."

She could marry Cigar Dave if he didn't seem to be hooked on big black cocks.


eddie dean

Quote from: wr250 on November 12, 2014, 04:29:10 PM
theres only 1 review now

There is sure to be more reviews. ;)
It could end up being Amazon's version of GNS - The definitive compendium.
I might need to bookmark it for future LOLs

136 or 142

I can't wait for "Holiday Magic Coast Style" to appear on Grooveshark!

George:  "Were any Hell's Angels actually angels . . . as well?"

bateman

I was hoping for Jimmy Church's "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree". I guess we'll have to wait for the 2015 release.

George:  "Is angel hair pasta really what an angel's hair is made out of?  And are an angel's meat balls connected in some buzz-are way to the male genitalia?"

Quote from: eddie dean on November 12, 2014, 08:55:50 PM
There is sure to be more reviews. ;)
It could end up being Amazon's version of GNS - The definitive compendium.
I might need to bookmark it for future LOLs

I doubt she's even heard the CD, because she doesn't say anything specific about it.  In fact, I wonder if she has some kind of odd compulsion to draw attention to herself by reviewing random products on Amazon, because all her other reviews sound like she's just clumsily paraphrasing the ad copy. 

jazmunda

Quote from: bateman on November 12, 2014, 09:10:55 PM
I was hoping for Jimmy Church's "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree". I guess we'll have to wait for the 2015 release.

I guess we'll just have to wait until Easter for Jimmy's song about Judas.

Tonight's kook just said "our mind (sic)."

Yes, good grammar has went.

Also, "Indigo" research requires constant use of the word "literally."

"Beingness"?

She seems full of shit and nonsenseness.

If you force-feed tonight's kook Carnivora until her liver explodes you'll get crazy pâté.

For about the hundredth time George is dumbfounded that young people can grasp technology faster than his dumb ass would have back when he was a mere dolt nubbin.

paladin1991

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on November 12, 2014, 08:53:08 PM
You can't say "Lisa Garr" without saying the word "cigar."

She could marry Cigar Dave if he didn't seem to be hooked on big black cocks.
WTH?  Cigar Dave, The General?  Major, take yourself out to be shot.  Cigar Dave Zeplowitz is a fount of Alpha Male info.  You should listen in to The Cigar Dave show sometime. 

I'd tell you more but that would be second hand.

paladin1991

Quote from: eddie dean on November 12, 2014, 08:55:50 PM
There is sure to be more reviews. ;)
It could end up being Amazon's version of GNS - The definitive compendium.
I might need to bookmark it for future LOLs
Oh.

Thinking this through.  This could be good.

I have a bad feeling that Barnaby Rogerson is just going to be Glynis McCants in male drag.

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