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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

b_dubb

Quote from: ItsOver on October 08, 2014, 12:29:46 PM
If Jorch had any class and wasn't a self-serving PremRat suck-up, he'd address his supposed "donations" off-the air and not say anything about it on-the-air.  It's great to want to help others in need but it's always bugged me about anybody who even gives the appearance he's just saying these things to make himself look like a "swell person."
^^^^ this ++++ it's not that he wants to help her.  he wants everyone listening to KNOW that he wants to help her.  but really that's just a facade. 

Steve Quayle to talk about Ebola tonight.  I'm glad they're finally getting the experts on to talk about subjects they just started researching this morning.

albrecht

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on October 08, 2014, 02:40:14 PM
Steve Quayle to talk about Ebola tonight.  I'm glad they're finally getting the experts on to talk about subjects they just started researching this morning.
I can't wait. Let me guess: the "zombie" phenomena of some Ebola victims "coming back to life" will be mentioned, dead scientists and the history of Ebola and government/drug-company involvement, and, oh yeah, giants. On the good side, Quayle means less George because Quayle can talk without taking a breath endlessly.

zeebo

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on October 08, 2014, 02:20:39 AM
So are we to infer George is abusing network funds so he can work closer to his girlfriend?  Or is he just saying that to appease her but really there is no studio in Hawaii?...

And what about the promises of that romantic escalator ride up Mauna Kea?

Nebraska888

Quote from: ItsOver on October 08, 2014, 12:29:46 PM
If Jorch had any class and wasn't a self-serving PremRat suck-up, he'd address his supposed "donations" off-the air and not say anything about it on-the-air.  It's great to want to help others in need but it's always bugged me about anybody who even gives the appearance he's just saying these things to make himself look like a "swell person."

No @#$!!!

True charity is done ANONYMOUSLY............doing good works for the sake of helping those who are less fortunate.....not for self-serving, narcissistic, egotistical purposes. 




laserjock

HEY!  Let's ALL brag about our charitable donations!

nextgen.fm

Did you hear what Georgie did to his mustache last night?

It's pretty much his sex symbol he uses to lure the ladies...

Dateline

Yeah, he just not the same cock, he is like a plucked chicken.

zeebo

Quote from: laserjock on October 08, 2014, 06:57:12 PM
HEY!  Let's ALL brag about our charitable donations!

Nah I can't brag since I'm too modest - in fact I'm like totally awesome with the whole modesty thing.

HorrorRetro

Quote from: Nebraska888 on October 08, 2014, 06:54:30 PM
No @#$!!!

True charity is done ANONYMOUSLY............doing good works for the sake of helping those who are less fortunate.....not for self-serving, narcissistic, egotistical purposes.

Amen. He's been bragging about his supposed good deeds for years now. It's tacky beyond bleef.  >:(

ZHero

Q-What's the difference between a mosquito and George Noory?
A- If you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking. ;)

zeebo

Jorch's erudite description of Federal Reserve notes released today: "Things just got a little less scarier."

Is this guy like 8 years old?  I mean did he lose his blankie and that's why he's all befuddled?

paladin1991

Steve Quayle up next.  Prepare to be astonished and awed by the certain knowledge that he will unleash upon you jelly like puny mind.

Mike.

tonight's show
1am - 5am ET
10pm - 2am PT
Ebola Outbreak/ NDEs
Wed 10-08
First Half: Author and researcher Steve Quayle will address the latest measures being taken to combat what is now officially the worst Ebola outbreak on record. He'll cover what we can do to protect ourselves and our families, as well as update us on the latest on ISIS and Ukraine.

2nd Half: Neurosurgeon for the last 25 years, including 15 years teaching at Harvard Medical School, Eben Alexander, M.D., will discuss his transcendental Near-Death Experience (NDE), and share his work reconciling his experience with various religious traditions and current scientific research.

Hey, Georgie if you learned how to conduct a proper interview I would consider buying that insider bit you keep peddling. This is the second night in a row and at least 3/5 of the latest gn hosted shows have had a mainstream, credentialed guest presenting both an interesting and timely subject given current events/headlines.

George you really a sucktard little...

paladin1991

Okay.  I'm not amazed or awed. I'm out.

ZHero


George Noory / Randy Marsh;  Separated at Birth?
There are no coincidences.

Quote from: paladin1991 on October 08, 2014, 10:18:56 PM
Steve Quayle up next.  Prepare to be astonished and awed by the certain knowledge that he will unleash upon you jelly like puny mind.

The guy can't even pronounce Petri dish properly.

Quayle says he isn't anti-kid.  He thinks he has five kids and four grandkids.  Nice.

pate

Steve Quayle sez: "Woe unto those who give suck"

sNoorge, I think he's talking to you...

Who the fuck are these 2.5 million people who keep tuning into this shit? Mostly truckers and third shift people with no other option. No wonder georgey boy is losing .25 million listeners every few months.

Noory is an embarrassment to the radio industry, the human race, planet earth, the milky way galaxy, existence.

Beyond Bleef

I actually listened to this Quayle guy for the whole two hours.  What a dirt bag.

ShayP

Quote from: Beyond Bleef on October 09, 2014, 04:02:15 AM
I actually listened to this Quayle guy for the whole two hours.  What a dirt bag.

I listened for the most part then fast forwarded through it.  Why I stay a Coast Insider so I can download this flotsam is beyond me. :-\   Then again, I tried JBW's show.  (sigh and pause)  I digress.

Nonetheless....Did I here Noory say (to Quayle) that someone asked him what his favorite book was and he responded with "The Bible!....Is there any other?"  Hmmmm....seemed like he was sucking up to Quayle's beliefs.  George wouldn't suck up to a guest would he?  ???

*I'm sorry I barely could type that last sentence without getting chills and laughing.

CHEERS everyone!  ;D

George Drooly

Quote from: ZHero on October 08, 2014, 09:37:36 PM
Q-What's the difference between a mosquito and George Noory?
A- If you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking. ;)

Mosquito has bigger dick, but George will fuck your ear

ZHero

Quote from: George Drooly on October 09, 2014, 06:05:58 AM
Mosquito has bigger dick, but George will fuck your ear
...So you can hear him coming?

expat

First Half: Author and researcherbullshitter Steve Quayle will address the latest measures being taken to combat what is now officially the worst Ebola outbreak on record. He'll cover what we can do to protect ourselves and our families, as well as update us on the latest on ISIS and Ukraine. spew ignorant alarmist bollocks for two hours without taking a breath.

Fixed.

wr250

how about putting quayle and dames on at the same time?
just imagine all the doom n gloom

albrecht

Quote from: wr250 on October 09, 2014, 06:49:25 AM
how about putting quayle and dames on at the same time?
just imagine all the doom n gloom
Throw in some Greg Hunter, Alex Jones, and Gerry Celente (and to include physical earth destruction to the mix of pessimistic, alarmist, and doom in the economic, political, and health spheres some Stan Deyo or one of the earthquake guys.)

VtaGeezer

As expected, Quayle went absolutely nuts on Ebola and Obama last night.  As expected, Noory acquiesced to every insane thing Quayle said.  On ISIS butchery, Quayle slipped and actually said "rumored Nazi incidents of slaughter". Noory made a very weak try at rewinding it after a considerable lag; he must have got a panicked screen message from Tommy "He just denied the Holocaust...say something you jackass!!"

b_dubb

Putting this clown on the air is grossly irresponsible. Broadcasting his bullshit is an endorsement of said bullshit.

The only responsible way to broadcast interviews with Quayle and Dames would be to add a laugh track to the mix. One that's inaudible to the guests and hosts. Just so everyone is clear this shit is not to be taken seriously.

Quote from: VtaGeezer on October 09, 2014, 08:29:23 AM
As expected, Quayle went absolutely nuts on Ebola and Obama last night.  As expected, Noory acquiesced to every insane thing Quayle said.  On ISIS butchery, Quayle slipped and actually said "rumored Nazi incidents of slaughter". Noory made a very weak try at rewinding it after a considerable lag; he must have got a panicked screen message from Tommy "He just denied the Holocaust...say something you jackass!!"

Isn't Quayle the guy punnet was forced to apologize too?

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