George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[onan]

Welcome, and lucky you, next week the group is making noory nap blankets.

[aldousburbank]

First time poster and long time lurker.

I never thought I would say anything in his defense, but no one brings me a deeper sleep than Snooron. After listening to some old Art Bell shows from the torrent - I've been plagued with intently listening for hours damn it! I regularly looking for paper and pen to write things down with Arts shows. When Snooron goes on - my lights go out within 15 minutes.

To be able to suck one to sleep is a dark, nasty skill for sure. But there are times when I find it incredible helpful.

There. I said it.
And by the way - glad to be here.

/C

Welcome, shill for The George often.

[yumyumtree]

Hasn't the google glass and Internet privacy topic been done to death?

[zeebo]

Hasn't the google glass and Internet privacy topic been done to death?

George still has some insights to add like:  "All these kids today are walkin' around with their noses in their smartphones texting each other - What's going on?"

[Designx]

Noory caters to the Luddite crowd of people whom think all these evil Satan government technologies are out to get them.

[zeebo]

"We're on the cusp of something major happening."  It's The Jorchening.

[zeebo]

According to Noory: 

Band-Aid + bandage = Bandaige

AND

Missing + Malaysia = Melissing

[Immy]

"Hugh Jackman showed up at his movie premiere sporting a band-age..."

Mushmouth pronounced it like age, as in "what's your age?" He was clearly going for bandaid and his synapses typically misfired. 

[zeebo]

I don't want to talk ill of Casey Kasem since it sounds like he's really in trouble with his health. 

However I will talk ill of Noory for seemingly idolizing the guy.  Jorch, C2C is not supposed to be a Top 40 drive-time malt-shop cheese-fest. 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

According to Noory: 

Band-Aid + bandage = Bandaige

AND

Missing + Malaysia = Melissing

Its like all those Japanese product names where they just mash two words together.

[SnapT]

"What happened to Internet Explorer?!?" -Jorch baffled as the guest explains patiently how to download Firefox

[SpookyChick]

"Can you tell me the website where I can find these browsers?"

[NoMoreNoory]

One can only hope for the best for Casey Kasem, but Noory's performance needs to be broken down a bit in all it's flubbing glory.
He starts with a judge ordering an 'infistigation', describes Kasem as 'a Top 40 icon', proceeds to a court ordering 'an adult services protection' to look for Kasem. Kasem has 'an advanced Parkinson's Disease', he tells us (which one, I wonder?). After asking Kasem's daughter helpful questions like 'Where is he?' and informing her that Casey's attorney doesn't know where he is (duh! If anyone knew that, he wouldn't be missing, Joorch, and I suspect the poor woman might already have got as far as talking to her father's attorney), he then declares the whole thing to be (of course) 'Unbelievable' before adding 'You talk about the mallissing, the malliss, the missing Malaysian plane' and finally asks, utterly pointlessly, 'Where is Casey Kasem, the radio icon?' (I think I want that on a tee shirt). A tour de force of suckery.

[narcissist noory]

I think we're finally getting through to him, he just called himself a nutcase and I detected zero sarcasm

GN-people with certain smartphones can now talk face to face, it's science fiction that's became reality

[narcissist noory]

Couple months ago he was beside himself when he found out there's no need to type  www into the search box

[Jackstar]

"I don't see it as a social network anymore--I see it as a free website!!"

It's hard to rag on Snoory too hard for this one--I bet half his zombie audience thought this comment was +1, Insightful.

[Designx]

I can't listen to these shows with Noory talking about computers and the internet - he just sounds like an idiot and the callers are even more idiots.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

One can only hope for the best for Casey Kasem, but Noory's performance needs to be broken down a bit in all it's flubbing glory.
He starts with a judge ordering an 'infistigation', describes Kasem as 'a Top 40 icon', proceeds to a court ordering 'an adult services protection' to look for Kasem. Kasem has 'an advanced Parkinson's Disease', he tells us (which one, I wonder?). After asking Kasem's daughter helpful questions like 'Where is he?' and informing her that Casey's attorney doesn't know where he is (duh! If anyone knew that, he wouldn't be missing, Joorch, and I suspect the poor woman might already have got as far as talking to her father's attorney), he then declares the whole thing to be (of course) 'Unbelievable' before adding 'You talk about the mallissing, the malliss, the missing Malaysian plane' and finally asks, utterly pointlessly, 'Where is Casey Kasem, the radio icon?' (I think I want that on a tee shirt). A tour de force of suckery.

The Kasem thing has been news for a while here. Apparently one of his family members has had Casey write every other family member out of the will, and prevents the rest of the family from seeing Casey. One of those situations.

"In the past 30 years my brother has been married to Jean, I've only received one return phone call from her and I'm only able to see him at occasional events," his brother Mouner tells PEOPLE. "She's blocked access to my brother, but I've never questioned him about his marriage."

Adds Don Bustany, 85, who co-created American Top 40 and has known Kasem since they were teenagers: "This situation is outrageous. Jean has not allowed him to see his children."
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20741137,00.html

[Morgus]

We learned in the first hour tonight that Noory's computer still runs an outdated version of Windows XP and he used the ancient IE7 internet browser...

[zeebo]

Where's Kuzackistan?  Is that near Crimeria?

[ACE of CLUBS]

Thought I heard George's guest say 'frikkin' .......
Anyone else focused enough to catch that .... ?

[zeebo]

Thought I heard George's guest say 'frikkin' .......
Anyone else focused enough to catch that .... ?

Yeah I heard it, in regards to Snapchat pix hiding on people's phones.  I don't trust any of that stuff, no matter what they say.  Especially "the cloud".  There's already been reports of breaches etc. 

[zeebo]

This Dreambot guy is really rambling, saying stuff like "The science is, well it's very scientific."  I can sense George getting frustrated with these circular explanations. 

[bootyscoot falcon]

Guest: "Nuclear. It's not a noun, it's not a verb . . . it's an adjective! It's amazing!"

This guy sucks so hard.

[zeebo]

So this guy is able to predict things, after they've already happened?  That's what it sounds like to me.  I'm done.

[bootyscoot falcon]

Guest: "My wife had a dream about a tornado that wipes out all of Arkansas. Not all of Arkansas, most of Arkansas. Well, a town in Arkansas."

[bootyscoot falcon]

So this guy is able to predict things, after they've already happened?  That's what it sounds like to me.  I'm done.

Ha! That's exactly what it sounds like.

"Somebody named Van is going to be doing something."

How helpful!

[zeebo]

Ha! That's exactly what it sounds like.

"Somebody named Van is going to be doing something."

How helpful!

Yeah some guy had a dream about a guy named "Van" pointing to the sky.  Therefore in the near future maybe Van Morrison is going to show us a new constellation?  WTF?

Ok, now I'm done.  Nite all.

[narcissist noory]

I think he's trolling noory like a pro, the constant laugh kinda gives it away

[bootyscoot falcon]

I think he's trolling noory like a pro, the constant laugh kinda gives it away

I really hope this is the case, because if he is being sincere. . . man is he an idiot.