George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[laserjock]

I'd start a petition to remove noory, but it would probably only make his job yet more secure with Premier.  The only conspiracy is them keeping this dope for a host as being an effort to fuck up the minds of America.

[Jackstar]

The only conspiracy is them keeping this dope for a host as being an effort to fuck up the minds of America.

That's what I am saying! It is the only obvious explanation that fits the known facts!

[NoMoreNoory]

I've often wondered about the scarcity of details in the Noory biographies online. Not just at Wiki, bunt across the net generally. With even a ZZ list celebrity like Little Joorchie, it's generally quite easy to find a fairly full biography. With Joorch, almost nothing, and it tends to be the same scant details being repeated everywhere. One more piece of weird to stack up for this strange, strange man.

[Jackstar]

Occam's Razor implies that it is unlikely that The They simply grew the sap in a vat... but think about it--how else does one explain the 'stache?

http://youtu.be/ke62icwXJkM

[narcissist noory]

You must be new here.

Might be new here but not new to itchy's fail train and Mondays show was the worst ever without question

[zeebo]

Might be new here but not new to itchy's fail train and Mondays show was the worst ever without question

It's a tricky thing to use superlatives when it comes to Noory's suckage.  He manages to find ways to outdo himself.  (There were a few disasterous shows near the end of 2012 which come to mind.)

[VtaGeezer]

Why is G Noory's Wikipedia entry so short?

I search other hosts that appear on C2C and see their bona fides are extensive.

Anyone can edit a wiki page.  If Wikipedia listed the number of edits, you'd probably see almost daily edits by his staff to remove stuff and keep it minimal.

[NoMoreNoory]

Crimeria just changed its name to 'The Crimera Era'.

[Jackstar]

If Wikipedia listed the number of edits,

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=George_Noory&offset=&limit=500&action=history

As it turns out, there are in fact, a metric shit-ton of edits, relative to the length of the article itself.

Curious.

[WOTR]

a) That's so true
b) Does that have anything to do with angels?
c) Why did they build Stonehenge?
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d) absolutely
e) unbelievable

f) was it a portal?

g) You should try Turmeric.

[michio]

Two sublime idiots on C2C are discussing climate science as if they have the background to know what they're talking about with any modicum of credibility and knowledge. What's next for the two, critiquing astrophysics and explaining to us how astrophysicists are completely in error based on the two idiot's brainstorms? God how sNooron and his pseudo-science talking heads irk me. Freaking frauds.

[zeebo]

Crimeria just changed its name to 'The Crimera Era'.

Haha, you beat me to it NMN!  Not only do we have a new country, but a whole new time period to go with it. 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Might be new here but not new to itchy's fail train and Mondays show was the worst ever without question

There were 3 years of disaster where he just didn't care. Since Art came back he has been putting a little bit more effort into the show. Keep in mind this is Noory effort-"Neffert".

[zeebo]

There were 3 years of disaster where he just didn't care. Since Art came back he has been putting a little bit more effort into the show. Keep in mind this is Noory effort-"Neffert".

Caller:  "I feel violated on a day to day basis with these chemtrails."

Fixed it ...  I feel violated on a day to day basis with these chemtrails Nefferts.

[Maxwell]

Did the last caller mention something about "one-billionth of a gigawatt"?  And did neither George nor his guest bother to point out that... eh, what's the point.

[Jackstar]

Rogue geoengineering is fuckin' real, yo.

[pate]

Nerf-herder?  Always wondered why that was such a big insult to throw at Han Solo, and now I understand...

[WOTR]

Did the last caller mention something about "one-billionth of a gigawatt"?  And did neither George nor his guest bother to point out that... eh, what's the point.

I generally describe my energy usage using fractions and petawatts. (you know, six quadrillionths of a pettawatt for my light.)

[bootyscoot falcon]

GNoory: "There've been all kinds of different kinds of cases of these UFO's."

[paladin1991]

Alright.  I cant take anymore.  Good night, everyone.

[21st Century Man]

Now George thinks he is more scientific than Jacques Vallee!   He says that Vallee thinks that the aliens are demonic or interdimensional.  George says he doesn't think so!  The nerve of the guy!  Vallee has never said the aliens were demonic.  I'm sure George must have asked Vallee, when he was on, if he thinks the aliens are demonic.  Vallee probably said that the possibility can't be ruled out but he didn't want to go so far as to insinuate that the aliens were good or evil. 

George Noory, you suck!!!!

[21st Century Man]

"Ufo sightings, abductions, cattle mutilations could be tied together.  There's no doubt about it.  "   George, when you use the word could in this context, it does indeed imply doubt.   

[laserjock]

I am listening to the show right now.  OMG, snoorg is eating hungrily right off this moron's plate.  Noory is so engaged with this guy it is obvious that Noory likes this buffoon.  I sure wish that:

Premiere was sold to another owner, some white knights, and that they fired nooron and begged Art to come back, and that they'd negotiate an end to the noncompete.

Blame it on the Illuminati, yet another imaginary foe.  Don Quixote. 

[Jackstar]

What I found most interesting is the way that the guests' website (http://weatherwars.info/) is similar in name only to some other guy's YouTube channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/WeatherWar101), leading one to wonder... just how many of these crazy fuckers are there?

I mean, that is a lot of crazy fuckers right there. The other thing that was almost as interesting is that it sounded like both the guest and Snoory were reading off a script, however, with Snoory, that is entirely not unusual at all.

[laserjock]

Ok, just couldn't take it, terrible show.  Listening to one of the Art Bell Tune In feeds now instead. 

[Rico999]

Two sublime idiots on C2C are discussing climate science as if they have the background to know what they're talking about with any modicum of credibility and knowledge. What's next for the two, critiquing astrophysics and explaining to us how astrophysicists are completely in error based on the two idiot's brainstorms? God how sNooron and his pseudo-science talking heads irk me. Freaking frauds.

I couldn't agree more.  George is a science illiterate.  He has no idea how science works, period.  But he has "beliefs" that he sits on like they're gold and has on guests who'll support him.  Further, a significant number of his guests,  some of them regulars, who disagree with him (with regard to climate change science) are never challenged when they make pointed comments that are contrary to his point of view.   Of course George does seem to "believe in" the "devil."  All of which tells you right away the guy is a fraud.   There's no other way to put it:  George Noory Sucks.

[ItsOver]

Jorch's wiki should just have "see "sucks" in the dictionary."  The dictionary definition of sucks should just have Jorch's mug.

[Izintit?]

 Tonight,we get the quintessential George Noory Coast program.A "crypto hunter" that managed to tie in the number 64 with his...findings.Then it`s a woman who calls herself the "whale whisperer"(insert Tommy joke here).I love these shows! The probability of INQ`s -ignorant noory questions-goes off the charts.The Marconi Award people are gonna be so impressed.My apologies to those of you who still tune in to Coast for something approaching "science" but really,you should know better. GN is the T.Rex of suckage

[aldousburbank]

Tonight,we get the quintessential George Noory Coast program.A "crypto hunter" that managed to tie in the number 64 with his...findings.

I have often associated this same number with George's intelligence quotient, but maybe I'm overshooting it.

[zeebo]

Tonight,we get the quintessential George Noory Coast program.A "crypto hunter" that managed to tie in the number 64 with his...findings....

That reminds me when LMH researched every possible meaning of the number 192 for what turned out to be that Nvidia crop circle stunt.  She went into all these scientific/mathematical meanings that could be a communication from E.T. but turns out it was just the number of graphics cores in their new card. 

I have to admit though, I did enjoy that show alot even though it was all completely wrong - it was fun to speculate, like maybe we were trying to decipher that signal in Contact.