George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[popple]

A rare image captured of Jorch actually using his famous eye pad.

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[ItsOver]

 

I think you got something there! Adolph Hitler blew his brains out because that peabrain Noory kept mispronouncing "fuhrer",and it happened to be February!

"Duh Fooer in Feb takes tooomeric.  Duh Fooer in Feb takes tooomeric..."  Damn, I know that Walther is around here somewhere.

[PB the Deplorable]

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..  This shot looks like a Paper*Boy Eye Pad  cartoon come-to-life.  "Tommy, is that you?"

That's a real fanboi

Cap and gut by Tommy, back hair from the George Noory collection

[ItsOver]

LOL.  Thanks for the belly-laugh...err, I mean "Tommy-laugh."

[ItsOver]

A rare image captured of Jorch actually using his famous eye pad.

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You're rolling now with Jorch's latest photo shots.  I thought maybe it was "Duh Fooer" signing for his latest turkey sandwich take-out order.  That, or for his next trip to "the bunker, somewhere deep below the Earth."  Jorch always has to OK the Fokker's final manifest to make sure there's enough weight margin to carry Tommy.  I'm not sure how he's not managed to screw that up, yet.

[PB the Deplorable]

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George answers a question about living with brain damage

[b_dubb]

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George answers a question about living with brain damage

LOL

[jazmunda]

Wasn't George the last to interview Hitler?

Yes just before he was buried in a secret grave with the Lindbergh babies.

[jazmunda]

"This is where you wind it up."

Quick someone call the US Department of Health and Human Services. This has got to be some form of child abuse. This is how mean babies happen.

[Izintit?]

Quick someone call the US Department of Health and Human Services. This has got to be some form of child abuse. This is how mean babies happen.

LOL   That kid is looking at his mother like "Some day I`ll get you for this".

[b_dubb]

The child was heard to scream "But mom what about my turmeric allergy!!".

[jazmunda]

The child was heard to scream "But mom what about my turmeric allergy!!".

Surely you jest. That child does not posses the power of speech yet. His eyes, however, convey an expression of abject horror.

[paladin1991]

I thought Kewaunee Lapseritis was a colon disease found only in the Kewaunee indians of northern Canada.

NOpe.  She is the chick with the big nose and funny accent on ST:TNG.

[At the stroke of midnight]

There's some pics here, I hope they spawn some great new Noory photoshops ....

http://www.1190kex.com/photos/main/george-noory-at-ufo-fest-2014-390876/22598586/#/0/22598586

Thanks. I didn't realize there were so many creepy people in Oregon.

[zeebo]

He's at it again folks:

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/pages/ouija-board-experiment

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Now, seven years later, would you like for there to be a new live Ouija experiment conducted on Coast to Coast? Take the C2C Insta-Poll.

Why? So you can ramp us up then let us down again when you chicken out? We know your tactics.

I voted YES anyways. NO is winning? WTF? 

Thank you for voting!
No  51.61%  (337 votes)   
Yes  45.02%  (294 votes)   
Uncertain  3.37%  (22 votes) 

Total Votes: 653

[zeebo]

Thanks. I didn't realize there were so many creepy people in Oregon.

Some of them are actually just harmless forest folk who like sneaking into town for a nice craft beer.

[popple]

This poll is rigged. Conspiracy.

[pyewacket]

He's at it again folks:

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/pages/ouija-board-experiment

He must be desperate for material to draw in an audience. I heard him the first time he tried this and it was pathetic. So were the callers. Maybe some one should call in and explain the ideomotor effect to George. Not that it would help.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/27/ideomotor-effect-the-driving-force-behind-ouija-boards-and-fake-bomb-detectors/ 

[21st Century Man]

I said yes to the Ouija Board Experiment: Part 2.  I'm thinking that the show will only get better if he's possessed.  It can't possibly get any worse. We need a lot more votes to succeed.  So Vote yes and Vote often, y'know like the Democrats.

[pyewacket]

I said yes to the Ouija Board Experiment: Part 2.  I'm thinking that the show will only get better if he's possessed.  It can't possibly get any worse. We need a lot more votes to succeed.  So Vote yes and Vote often, y'know like the Democrats.

I think the demons look for someone smart enough to possess- George is safe.  Actually, possessing George may be a worse fate than hell itself.

[coaster]

I'd vote but I couldn't find a "who cares" option.

[21st Century Man]

You've got a point there.  Ah well, he's not going to do it anyway.

[zeebo]

I'd vote but I couldn't find a "who cares" option.

That's why polls are bogus.  We all know how it'd turn out if they had a "You Suck, George" option.

[zeebo]

I've never heard of "the American Medical Asozin" before.

[yumyumtree]

Marilyn Monroe died because of UFOs. Now Ive heard everything.

I can't believe that Noory is resurrecting that stupid Ouija board publicity stunt.

[jazmunda]

Now, seven years later, would you like for there to be a new live Ouija experiment conducted on Coast to Coast? Take the C2C Insta-Poll.

Why? So you can ramp us up then let us down again when you chicken out? We know your tactics.

I voted YES anyways. NO is winning? WTF? 

Thank you for voting!
No  51.61%  (337 votes)   
Yes  45.02%  (294 votes)   
Uncertain  3.37%  (22 votes) 

Total Votes: 653

That was when George really jumped the shark for me. To tell you the truth I was really just hanging on by a thread at that stage. This episode was the straw that broke the camels back. He hyped up that show for a few months/weeks leading up to it. I think he never had any intention of doing the experiment live on air. What a pussy. I have only listened to a handful of segments since then. I'm glad he did that show because it really opened my eyes up to what a phony this guy is.

[Designx]

That was when George really jumped the shark for me. To tell you the truth I was really just hanging on by a thread at that stage. This episode was the straw that broke the camels back. He hyped up that show for a few months/weeks leading up to it. I think he never had any intention of doing the experiment live on air. What a pussy. I have only listened to a handful of segments since then. I'm glad he did that show because it really opened my eyes up to what a phony this guy is.

I voted no on that sucker since Noory is one of the worst actors on radio.

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I want him to do it because he sucks so much 

[21st Century Man]

I bet George has never even read one of Preston's books. Whereas I'm sure Knapp would check out a few of Preston's books if he hasn't already but our George probably never has cracked one open and Preston is a fairly popular author whose books are generally bestsellers.