George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nooryisawesome]

Dude, did you just call Noory a Common Whore?

That is an insult to common whores everywhere.

[Izintit?]

Wow, that guy sure knows how to throw keywords together. Its a bunch of jibberish. I'm surprised he also didnt mention how the Nazi reptilians are having a secret war with the Annunaki for rights on harvesting alien hybrids on Mars.

Sure it`s gibberish.You can`t blame a guy for casting a wide net when you have such a diverse school of suckerfish as the Coast audience.By the way,the Nazi reptilians aren`t at war with the Annunaki anymore-the Space Brothers brokered a peace agreement.I cover it in my forthcoming book "Space Brothers and the Mothers of Black-Eyed Children that Raise Chupacabras".

[PB the Deplorable]

Uh, oh.  His mommy may have given Jorchie Hell Heck today.  No cookies for you, Jorch.

Fixed

[ItsOver]

Ma Noory would be pleased. )

[narcissist noory]

The good news is that tonight's show can't be any worse than last night's

[21st Century Man]

Coast is sure getting desperate for guests.  This kid sounds like he's 20 at best and he's an expert on the Illuminati?  C'mon!

[zeebo]

Coast is sure getting desperate for guests.  This kid sounds like he's 20 at best and he's an expert on the Illuminati?  C'mon!

Last time The Kid was on, he sounded somewhat lucid for the first ten minutes, then he went full-on loony tunes. 

[21st Century Man]

The Theosophical Society is not based on Satanism or Luciferianism.  Complete BS.

[21st Century Man]

Last time The Kid was on, he sounded somewhat lucid for the first ten minutes, then he went full-on loony tunes.

The Kid is clearly not getting enough attention from his parents and peers.  I remember that this Kid is the offspring of a fella who wrote a book on the Illuminati in the early 70's.  I guess he can't find a real career so he's trying dad's gig to see how much he can milk out of it.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Last time The Kid was on, he sounded somewhat lucid for the first ten minutes, then he went full-on loony tunes.

Absolutely. I am waiting for his 10 minutes talking about his Dad and how he read his book collection after his Dad passed away.

[WOTR]

...Some of his dreamers probably dream of pink elephants drinking martinis too.

I turned it off.  Silence was more entertaining.

Thanks for sending me down the rabbit hole of pink elephants and martinis... I spent far too long trying to recall the song "pink elephant" by the cherry poppin daddies that informs us that the Pink Elephant bar was owned by "Sleazy. P. Martini."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFPLW4TX3jY

[Juan Cena]

Then he had to go anti-Catholic as well. Zero cred now.

[ZHero]

Kid sounds like he is going through a Peter Brady voice change.

[Jackstar]

I totally forgot about listening to Snoory tonight. Shocking.


EDIT: I turned it on exactly on time to hear this whinging little snot screaming on and on and on about what this snot is willing to die for, and who Jesus is not.

Over and over and over again. Jesus wept. Nothing about this interview sounds legitimate. At all.

[21st Century Man]

I totally forgot about listening to Snoory tonight. Shocking.


EDIT: I turned it on exactly on time to hear this whinging little snot screaming on and on and on about what this snot is willing to die for, and who Jesus is not.

Over and over and over again. Jesus wept. Nothing about this interview sounds legitimate. At all.

I can say amen to that. 

[Jackstar]

"Were you pretty good at that? Was it fun? Really?"

Stabbing is too good for this fucking ponce.

[bootyscoot falcon]

"They resulted to fire-hoses."

Brilliant orator.

[zeebo]

Kid sounds like he is going through a Peter Brady voice change.

He's just a little stressed out, he has that social studies quiz tomorrow.

[ZHero]

Punk sounds like Ron Stoppable from the kids show Kim Possible.
( yeah I have 2 teenage daughters)

[21st Century Man]

This kid has no shame and I'm no Catholic but if I was, I'd be outraged.  He just said that the Pope was being charged with child trafficking.  Well, at least GN corrected this rumor. For once.

[Morgus]

Lots of bible thumper callers in the past hour, rambling on about the rapture coming soon and so forth...

[bootyscoot falcon]

This kid has no shame and I'm no Catholic but if I was, I'd be outraged.  He just said that the Pope was being charged with child trafficking.  Well, at least GN corrected this rumor. For once.

I'd agree, but the source was just so ridiculous... probably put a lot of minds at ease about the Pope. If this kid says it, it can't be true.

[Maxwell]

Did the guest just say Pope Francis was on trial in international court for child trafficking?  And did Noory let this pass without question?

[21st Century Man]

I don't mind callers who are Christian as I am also a Christian but I would like a little more intellectual conversation.  Oops, I momentarily thought we were listening to someone besides Noory.  Intellect and Noory don't mix.

[bootyscoot falcon]

Tonight's guest did more to help the satanist cause than any overt satanist could. Nobody wants to be on this hysterical dork's team.

[21st Century Man]

Did the guest just say Pope Francis was on trial in international court for child trafficking?  And did Noory let this pass without question?

No, Noory for once, said that this bit of info was just internet rumor.  No truth to it!

[bootyscoot falcon]

No, Noory f,or once, said that this bit of info was just internet rumor.  No truth to it!

I got the sense that even Noory was ashamed of the show tonight.

[21st Century Man]

Tonight's guest did more to help the satanist cause than any overt satanist could. Nobody wants to be on this hysterical dork's team.

You got that right!  I frankly think the Kid's a fraud and probably not really even a Christian.

[bootyscoot falcon]

Good news for the second guest- nowhere to go but up!

[onan]

You got that right!  I frankly think the Kid's a fraud and probably not really even a Christian.

Yeah god knows, Christians never go off the deep end.