George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[narcissist noory]

Faygo is the fuckin' (NUCLEAR, RADIOLOGICAL, JIHAD, 9/11, ASHTAR) bomb, yo. There's a chicken shack, out here in Seattle--it's world-famous, and the owner has Faygo shipped out by the case so he can stock it in the cooler. It's like the only place to get Faygo within a thousand klicks.

I was skeptical--until I tried it. Faygo fucking rocks.

ohi neighbor!  SeaTown=BestTown

[fineart]

george needs to quit and make bateman the new host of C2C.

[fineart]

George, why dont you post here MR Noory? Do you hate the truth?

[zeebo]

Wanna know my favorite part of Noory's awesome paranormal radio show? 

Mini-van recall announcements.

[zeebo]

Guest: "It's not about awards, it's about doing good work."

Noory: "Yeah i know, of course."

Guest: "Anyone could listent to C2C for one minute and realize you're doing it from the heart, out of passion ... genuine authenticity."

(Jeez.  Is there a Noory suck-up clause that guests have to sign these days?)

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch tells his story about winning the contest for writing a slogan for Flubber. 'How old would I have been?' he asks, rhetorically, 'Ten, eleven years old?'
That was a busy time for young Joorchie. Isn't that also the age he had his Out Of Body Experience, owned his first telescope and read Chariots Of The Gods (several years before it was published)?
The thought occurs: this guest wouldn't be SciFi Author, would he? We have the book he produced with Guillermo del Toro, Cabinet Of Curiosities, which is excellent.

[Designx]

Guest: "It's not about awards, it's about doing good work."

Noory: "Yeah i know, of course."

Guest: "Anyone could listent to C2C for one minute and realize you're doing it from the heart, out of passion ... genuine authenticity."

(Jeez.  Is there a Noory suck-up clause that guests have to sign these days?)

I think he was afraid Noory would dump him and go to open lines (I'm sure a common fear of a Friday guest) so that one line came out right before the break.

[narcissist noory]

George, why dont you post here MR Noory? Do you hate the truth?

please refer to the ' art bell quits dark matter' thread
Stephen King ain't got shit on the bell gab crew!

[Jackstar]

Snoory has absolutely no reason to post here, until about six or seven weeks before the non-compete ends.

Believe it.

[21st Century Man]

Joorch tells his story about winning the contest for writing a slogan for Flubber. 'How old would I have been?' he asks, rhetorically, 'Ten, eleven years old?'
That was a busy time for young Joorchie. Isn't that also the age he had his Out Of Body Experience, owned his first telescope and read Chariots Of The Gods (several years before it was published)?
The thought occurs: this guest wouldn't be SciFi Author, would he? We have the book he produced with Guillermo del Toro, Cabinet Of Curiosities, which is excellent.

Sci-Fi Author strikes me as being more of a novelist and substantially to the right of Marc Zicree.  Did Sci-Fi Author say he wrote that book with Del Toro?

[zeebo]

Friggin Noory, whenever the topic of sci-fi comes up he mentions "The Jetsons".  Did this guy ever read a book, or did he just sit all day on the couch munching Cheetos and watching cartoons?

[zeebo]

...George will get to talk about his friend Bill Mumy and mimic "to the field" in that creepy trying-to-sound-like-a-kid voice....

Ok so he actually said "You're a bad, bad man", but since he used the creepy voice I'm giving you full credit on this one.

[21st Century Man]

Noory always talks about the Jetsons when he has sci-fi people on. Soon, he'll be asking this question.

Where did Astro go when he needed to use the bathroom?  That always bothered me!

[21st Century Man]

Friggin Noory, whenever the topic of sci-fi comes up he mentions "The Jetsons".  Did this guy ever read a book, or did he just sit all day on the couch munching Cheetos and watching cartoons?

You and I were both thinking the same thing. 

[Maxwell]

A caller reminisces and George says, "All around the country, all around Canada, people remember when they were a kid."  Did I hear that right?  Did he actually say that?

[Designx]

A caller reminisces and George says, "All around the country, all around Canada, people remember when they were a kid."  Did I hear that right?  Did he actually say that?

Sounds like a Sugar Ray song.

[21st Century Man]

Sorry George.  Dave Schraeder reads letters far better than you.

[zeebo]

You and I were both thinking the same thing. 

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[Jackstar]

Incidents like these make it very easy to understand why no one has ever bothered to rape George Noory's children.

Does he even have children? Well, who cares? They're safe!

[21st Century Man]

Caller, the last person Art wants to talk to is George.  So you'll be waiting a long time for that update.

[Jackstar]

"What was your favorite candy bar as a kid? Because, whatever you were just talking about, it doesn't matter, more than half of the audience is asleep ANYWAY. On the off chance anyone is even listening who can still rub two neurons together--what's your favorite candy bar, Immature Fatty?"

Such an asshole. First against the wall when the revolution comes. I spit upon his grave.

[21st Century Man]

Jorch is just lazy.  He probably never even watched thoze Twilight Zone episodes, just absorbed them from popular culture and is referencing them to sound hip.  He doesn't reference anything that isn't easily obtained by flipping channels or skimming the headlines. 

He acts like a big TZ fan, but really he seems to only know a handful of the most famous ones.  Jorch, do you, know for instance the other William Shatner episode?  Or the three other episodes featuring Burgess Meredith?  No?  Cornfield time for you!

And I bet he never saw The Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge which was really not produced for the Twilight Zone to begin with.  Its actually a short that was made in Europe and Zone needed some material and Serling liked the mini-film and used it on his show.  And there are just so many more good episodes that should be talked about.  My personal favorite at least right now is The Howling Man written by Charles Beaumont.  More of a horror story than most of the TZ.  I gravitate towards horror more than sci-fi.

[Jackstar]

At this point, I really don't consider Snoory to even be human. Think about it. Have you ever eaten with him???

[21st Century Man]

I think my favorite anthology show from the old days is Thriller which I only saw when I bought the DVD set a few years ago. There are  quite a few turkeys especially in the beginning when it was more a crime drama along the lines of the Naked City.  However, when Thriller started to move towards horror, it really gelled.  My favorite episodes are The Hungry Glass (with Shatner in full tilt histrionics), Pigeons From Hell (from a Robert E. Howard horror story and directed by John Newland of One Step Beyond), and The Incredible Dr. Markesan (with Karloff at his creepiest).  Other gems abound so if you haven't checked the show out, see it.  Just don't start with the first 10 or 12.

[michio]

More Twilight Zone tonight?  Why this obsession with a 50 year-old television series?  How many times can they talk about William Shatner being terrorized by a monster on an airplane wing?

As long as the monster has a droopy bad mustache.

[Jackstar]

Anything that Snoory says is untrue, is probably 100% true.

I wouldn't trust that degenerate fuck if he told me that the sky was blue--I would go out and check.

[WOTR]

Am I the only one who is surprised that Jorch was not the one who discovered the historical link between himself and Peter Davenprot?  With all of the research and surprising revelations that he did using Ancestory.com I would have thought he would have found this information first... Please tell me that he still does those promotions and tries to convince the audience he has some connection with that company aside from taking the $$ and providing a half hearted , unconvincing monologue about his vagina family history.  Sorry; wrong forum... I forgot we were discussing coast and not the vagina monologues...

[Morgus]

Caller, the last person Art wants to talk to is George.  So you'll be waiting a long time for that update.

There seem to be a lot of these clueless callers that sound like they aren't aware Art came out of retirement last year already with a new radio show and made it clear he didn't like Noory's coast-to-coast show. Noory didn't even tell the caller that and that Art is just waiting for his 2 year non-compete to end to return again. Noory pretends like Art retired years ago and never came back or mentioned him at all...

[Morgus]

Noory told Tommy tonight he wanted them to develop voice search features. They have had that for a few years already on advanced smartphones, Noory must have an older simpler phone and isn't aware of that?
I can speak "Noory sucks" into my Samsung Galaxy S4 right now and it immediately lists links with bellgab at the top.

[Morgus]

Uh-oh, Noory is trying to give away guests' books again right now to callers if they can identify some guy's name - he must have collected too many of them since he never reads any of them.