George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Izintit?]

Grrr, I got so sick of Jorch's fucktard interruptions tonite. I paraphrase:

Jorch: We got to Steve, truck driving in [somewhere], hey there Steven! 

Steve [to the guest]: Were you on Mt Shasta for the covergence?

Guest: Oh sure I was...

Jorch: Been there, done that Steven.

Shut TFU asshat, and let the guest finish his answer.


Anyone else seeing into Jorch's pathetic, wimpy childhood story about all the neighbor kids nailing him with squirt guns and going crying home to mommy? Instead of teaching him to defend himself, she fights his battle with a bucket of water. Not only is this insight into how insufferable he's been to most people for most of his life, but Tommy is now the new Mommy, wielding a hangup button instead of a bucket. It's all coming together.

Damn,I missed that story of George vs.the little haters.The story does fit into my belief that George was raised outside of American culture,tho.It explains his lack of knowledge about movies and especially music popular during his youth preferring mommy and daddy`s music.The story is interesting in that you see that George was a mommas boy and poor Mr. Noory (daddy) was left with trying to toughen the little wimp up.One can almost hear him say "You flunk out of dental school Georgie and you`re going into the military!"

[PB the Deplorable]

Damn,I missed that story of George vs.the little haters.The story does fit into my belief that George was raised outside of American culture,tho.It explains his lack of knowledge about movies and especially music popular during his youth...

Not to mention his communication skills

[PerfectTommy]

He always interrupts the callers, the guests all the time. Especially when they are on a good point about something he cuts them right off.

I freakin' hate it when he does that! He never has anything insightful to add--just failed attempts at being pithy and needless interjections breathed into the mike such as "Oh geez!" or "Gosh!" 

Anyone else seeing into Jorch's pathetic, wimpy childhood story about all the neighbor kids nailing him with squirt guns and going crying home to mommy? Instead of teaching him to defend himself, she fights his battle with a bucket of water. Not only is this insight into how insufferable he's been to most people for most of his life, but Tommy is now the new Mommy, wielding a hangup button instead of a bucket. It's all coming together.

Heh! I remember a few years back, Jorch told a story of how he put a bully in his place by holding the kid's head underwater or something. I can't remember what he did, but he said they were all in a pool and he this kid was picking on the smaller ones so being the oh-so-stand-up guy that he is, he took action.

What was it Dirty Harry said about being a legend in one's own mind?

[aldousburbank]

When Snoron first mentioned this guest in the intro, he just said he's done a movie about "Shasta".  I was like, you mean the soda?  Turns out it's Mount Shasta.

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It's good stuff!
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[starrmtn001]

Where is Valdez?  I'm one of the many who depend on Valdez's sacrifice.  His show summary saves us from having to actually listen to the "polluter of the air waves."  I hope all is well with him.

[MV/Liberace!]

Where is Valdez?  I'm one of the many who depend on Valdez's sacrifice.  His show summary saves us from having to actually listen to the "polluter of the air waves."  I hope all is well with him.

someone told me they got in contact with him and he'll return soon.  fear not.

[Morgus]

Strangely enough Ian Punnett kissed Noory's ass the other night like he is the inferior of the two hosts. Not even Ian should put himself to such low standards.

When Noory had Ian on for a minute the other night it was very strange since Noory kept censoring the name of Ian's book while trying to plug it... 

[PB the Deplorable]

When Noory had Ian on for a minute the other night it was very strange since Noory kept censoring the name of Ian's book while trying to plug it... 

I would love to hear a clip of that.

[Khameleon808]

I was on hold last night until the damn first guest left. Then they just hung up.  I forgot what I was gonna say but I was gonna try and get some useful soundbytes out of him.  I know the eps available do not have the ads in them but by chance did someone happen to record the WHOLE thing?  There was an ad for some food he did at teh beginning that had him saying some funny stuff I could use in this audio thing im working on.   I will try and capture it again tonight to see if its on.

[coaster]

I would love to hear a clip of that.

As would I.

[wr250]

When Noory had Ian on for a minute the other night it was very strange since Noory kept censoring the name of Ian's book while trying to plug it... 

what night , exactly?
nm i found it, may 5. heres the clip

[Abby Normal]

George is having an "economic roundtable" tonight.  How much you want to bet it goes something like this:

The economy is going to crash and burn.
The dollar will be worthless.
Suffering will ensue.

And then . . .

Yellowstone's super volcano will erupt.
A massive asteroid will hit Earth.
Suffering will ensue.

[coaster]

I can't believe he censored the word "pissed".  And why didn't he just say the word "bleep" instead of actually mimicking the actual sound effect? What a fucking tool Noory is.

[wr250]

George is having an "economic roundtable" tonight.  How much you want to bet it goes something like this:

The economy is going to crash and burn.
The dollar will be worthless.
Suffering will ensue.

And then . . .

Yellowstone's super volcano will erupt.
A massive asteroid will hit Earth.
Suffering will ensue.

and then we will all die trying to escape a pyroclastic flow on an escalator with our mean babies.

[albrecht]

I can't believe he censored the word "pissed".  And why didn't he just say the word "bleep" instead of actually mimicking the actual sound effect? What a fucking tool Noory is.

When the book first came out C2C would also censor the name of it. Even when Ian announced it. I'm not sure why if the real title is "pissed"- because last night one open-lines caller used the term and he wasn't cut off or bleeped over. I'm assuming both the book and the caller is using the term to mean "mad at" not in the Brit sense of "drunk". Either way, hardly a censorable word especially so late at night! But when Ian's book came out they censored the title all the time, so no surprise they did it just now when he popped in the news segment.

[MV/Liberace!]

you know you're listening to cutting edge radio when the word "pissed" is off limits.

[coaster]

I still remember a caller years back who said he pee'd himself. Noory nearly shit himself because the guy said the word pee twice. Noory reprimanded him.

[zeebo]

George is having an "economic roundtable" tonight.  How much you want to bet it goes something like this:

The economy is going to crash and burn.
The dollar will be worthless.
Suffering will ensue.

And then . . .

Yellowstone's super volcano will erupt.
A massive asteroid will hit Earth.
Suffering will ensue.

That's what the Tri-Calm is for.

[Bart Ell]

Where is Valdez? 

Finally was taught his radio has both a dial and an off button....
The options of being able to shut Dave off overwhelmed him.
He is now hiding in the crawl space.

[zeebo]

... Tommy is now the new Mommy, wielding a hangup button instead of a bucket.

Can we commission a PaperBoy EyePad of this?

[LAM4:2]

The show is so bad, in the past I could only take listening  to the show for 15 minutes before I change the channel. But lately I could only stand listening for 5 minutes, the show is so dull and predictable.

[George Drooly]

Anyone else seeing into Jorch's pathetic, wimpy childhood story about all the neighbor kids nailing him with squirt guns and going crying home to mommy? Instead of teaching him to defend himself, she fights his battle with a bucket of water. Not only is this insight into how insufferable he's been to most people for most of his life, but Tommy is now the new Mommy, wielding a hangup button instead of a bucket. It's all coming together.

"Hangup" in more ways than one. George has... problems.

[Rico999]

When Noory had Ian on for a minute the other night it was very strange since Noory kept censoring the name of Ian's book while trying to plug it... 

That's typical Noory all the way.  Also, during his interview with Nomi Prins, she made the comment about a subject in her book being "pissed off," and of course Noory didn't say anything.  Because she's a good looking woman, that's why.  You can bet that he'd immediately jump in if it were a guy and read him the riot act about using "bad language" on the air.

One other thing:  I've never heard anyone so scientifically illiterate as Noory making comments on science issues like he knew what he was talking about.  And his so-called "earth changes expert," Mitch Battros who sounds like he's barely out of the 4th grade.

I was shocked that he had on someone like Stephen F. Cohen -- a very serious, highly respected scholar of Soviet and Russian history.  To attest to the respect Cohen has, programs from both sides of the political spectrum have him comment on the situation in Ukraine.  I'm sure George had no idea who he was otherwise he wouldn't have had him on.    Ideologically, Cohen's the exact opposite of Jerome Corsi who's his go-to guy about war and conflict.   

Speaking of which, Noory seems to actually want war.  Iran, Ukraine, Syria, whatever.  He seems to pick the "expert" that's the biggest fearmonger like Corsi and lets them run with it. 

What the hell's wrong with this guy, anyway?  For real, I think he's really fucked up.

[albrecht]

That's typical Noory all the way.  Also, during his interview with Nomi Prins, she made the comment about a subject in her book being "pissed off," and of course Noory didn't say anything.  Because she's a good looking woman, that's why.  You can bet that he'd immediately jump in if it were a guy and read him the riot act about using "bad language" on the air.

One other thing:  I've never heard anyone so scientifically illiterate as Noory making comments on science issues like he knew what he was talking about.  And his so-called "earth changes expert," Mitch Battros who sounds like he's barely out of the 4th grade.

I was shocked that he had on someone like Stephen F. Cohen -- a very serious, highly respected scholar of Soviet and Russian history.  To attest to the respect Cohen has, programs from both sides of the political spectrum have him comment on the situation in Ukraine.  I'm sure George had no idea who he was otherwise he wouldn't have had him on.    Ideologically, Cohen's the exact opposite of Jerome Corsi who's his go-to guy about war and conflict.   

Speaking of which, Noory seems to actually want war.  Iran, Ukraine, Syria, whatever.  He seems to pick the "expert" that's the biggest fearmonger like Corsi and lets them run with it. 

What the hell's wrong with this guy, anyway?  For real, I think he's really fucked up.

If it bleeds, it leads. Fear sells more (or at least easier) than positivity. I think that's why Norry prefers the doom-n-gloomers. Having said that I enjoyed the episode with Dr.Cohen, very smart and interesting guy. Though as a member of the CFR and being co-editor (and, surprisingly married to the editor) of The Nation means one also needs to take his views with a grain of salt also. They see the benefits of globalization and internationalism over and above any allegiance to the US. I never trusted Gorby especially how quickly he fled his country to start up his "green" stuff at the former Presidio. And Cohen's support for Bukharin says a lot, though there is no doubt that no matter what Bukharin's views were his treatment and "trial" under Stalin was an outrage. But it does go to show how very radical idealistic parties "chickens come home to roost"- to use an expression popular with someone's mentor. Like Hitler's "Night of Long Knives", Stalin's (and other's) party purges and revisionism of history, former supporters, etc are amazing and frightening.

[PerfectTommy]

What the hell's wrong with this guy, anyway?  For real, I think he's really fucked up.

Jorch is all about the doom and gloom because sensationalism helps to keep the ratings-grabbing race going. There's a bonus as well since after he's done scaring the hell out of people, he can turn around and hawk doomsday solutions like toomeric, Carnivora, and disaster survival kits.

I seriously don't think he gets off this stuff, but he's such an awkward buffoon it comes across that way.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

We're economists of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
...
It's a busy life in Camelot,
Celente: I have to push the gold a lot.

[wr250]

We're economists of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
...
It's a busy life in Camelot,
Celente: I have to push the gold a lot.

behind teh not sho sechret door

[zeebo]

...Speaking of which, Noory seems to actually want war.  Iran, Ukraine, Syria, whatever.  ..

I wound't worry about it - he's still trying to figure out where "Crimeria" is.

[Nebraska888]

During tomorrow's economy roundtable show, Jorch will be sitting at the kiddie table with a juice box while the adults talk.

What?  NO ANIMAL CRACKERS???!!!!!   

[Rico999]

If it bleeds, it leads. Fear sells more (or at least easier) than positivity. I think that's why Norry prefers the doom-n-gloomers. Having said that I enjoyed the episode with Dr.Cohen, very smart and interesting guy. Though as a member of the CFR and being co-editor (and, surprisingly married to the editor) of The Nation means one also needs to take his views with a grain of salt also. They see the benefits of globalization and internationalism over and above any allegiance to the US. I never trusted Gorby especially how quickly he fled his country to start up his "green" stuff at the former Presidio. And Cohen's support for Bukharin says a lot, though there is no doubt that no matter what Bukharin's views were his treatment and "trial" under Stalin was an outrage. But it does go to show how very radical idealistic parties "chickens come home to roost"- to use an expression popular with someone's mentor. Like Hitler's "Night of Long Knives", Stalin's (and other's) party purges and revisionism of history, former supporters, etc are amazing and frightening.

Appreciate your comments.

Well, to be clear, Cohen is a "Contributing Editor" of The Nation which means he gets articles published when his issue area becomes news.  He's one of many.  His wife, however, Katrina vanden Heuvel, is the Editor and Publisher.  I've been following Cohen for years -- since the 80s -- and he's always been on point.  I think his interview clearly showed he tries to see what really is in a given situation  -- and analyze the reality, without bias or as little bias as possible.  Obviously, that's key to getting to the truth.  In addition, even though he may be in the CFR, that's no indicator he supports globalism.   Personally, I made an inquiry directly to him and he was very willing to communicate.

I can tell you unequivocally, that as a longtime reader and subscriber to The Nation, the magazine absolutely is against globalism especially when it comes to so-called "free trade," including the MAI, NAFTA, CAFTA and the TPP currently being negotiated in secret...I think the current crowd in the State Dept (mostly consisting of leftover "neocons") are prime examples of "globalists" and "internationalists" and could damn well get us into a fix we won't be able to extricate ourselves from in Ukraine.