George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[coaster]

"A few dozens years" He sure is fumbling his words tonight.

[zeebo]

"A few dozens years" He sure is fumbling his words tonight.

Yes and soon after he coined the new word "sensatory".

[coaster]

He started the interview saying that he would freak out in the box, and then he said he didn't find it scary. Make up your mind George.

[UFQuack]

Dear Jorch, the sound they make is not eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwww, whether it's "Hu" "Om" or some other sound, it's called intonation.

[Jackstar]

"You're not going to come back as George Noory, George, I don't know if that's a plus or a minus for you--"

DEFINITELY A PLUS.

[PB the Deplorable]

DEFINITELY A PLUS.

Isn't he planning on coming back as Dexter Monterrey?  Assuming he is able to pronounce 'Dexter'

[narcissist noory]

it rubs turmeric on its skin or it gets the black box again!

[21st Century Man]

More alt health quackery tonight.  I can't take it anymore.  Where's Daffy or Donald when you need them? 

[Birdie]

Oh, son of a bitch. I got into a heated debate elsewhere and missed the Black Box guy. 

[narcissist noory]

Oh, son of a bitch. I got into a heated debate elsewhere and missed the Black Box guy. 

Just look up his website, actually  very interesting especially without George's silly questions

[Abby Normal]

More Twilight Zone tonight?  Why this obsession with a 50 year-old television series?  How many times can they talk about William Shatner being terrorized by a monster on an airplane wing?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Time to add another tinfoil hat layer.

You can never be too safe.

Nevermind, the guest favors the thought that DNA is the message of aliens. I might need more than tinfoil.

[ItsOver]

He started the interview saying that he would freak out in the box, and then he said he didn't find it scary. Make up your mind George.

At least we know Jorch is a self-hater.  He's told us he's afraid of clowns.

[paladin1991]

it rubs turmeric on its skin or it gets the black box again!

hehehehehe

[bigchucka]

At least we know Jorch is a self-hater.  He's told us he's afraid of clowns.

I always did think this was a catchy tune...

http://youtu.be/C8PEFyE3cQk

[paladin1991]

 

I always did think this was a catchy tune...

http://youtu.be/C8PEFyE3cQk

Hheh.  Thought somebody would post up 'Send in the Clowns'.

[bigchucka]

Hheh.  Thought somebody would post up 'Send in the Clowns'.

I'm just glad that Faygo's Moon Mist is still sold in my area.  Thanks, Kroger!  Valuable stuff there.  Never did understand why they'd want to hose the crowd down with it...

[Izintit?]

More Twilight Zone tonight?  Why this obsession with a 50 year-old television series?  How many times can they talk about William Shatner being terrorized by a monster on an airplane wing?

They might as well replay one of the earlier three times they discussed Twilight Zone. It will be the same questions and same answers anyway. Hey,it IS Friday... George will get to talk about his friend Bill Mumy and mimic "to the field" in that creepy trying-to-sound-like-a-kid voice.We`ll also get to hear again about the doll he gave his granddaughter from an episode that ended up scaring her and,oh yeah,the episode To Serve Man where George punctuates the finale with that weird "uhawahh" grunting noise he makes.Then it`s 30-40 minutes of freaks and geeks reminiscing.I just saved you two hours better used for sleep.You`re welcome.

[paladin1991]

I'm just glad that Faygo's Moon Mist is still sold in my area.  Thanks, Kroger!  Valuable stuff there.  Never did understand why they'd want to hose the crowd down with it...

You a Juggalo?

[coaster]

I like the Twilight Zone enough to where if I see it on tv, I won't change the channel for a while. But thats about it. If I want a Twilight Zone fix, I turn on my television, not my radio. Another dull night on coast to coast.

[MV/Liberace!]

heh heh

[ItsOver]

 

I always did think this was a catchy tune...

http://youtu.be/C8PEFyE3cQk

Now that IS scary.  Did I see Tommy in the video?  I can see Tommy as a Juggalo.  At least he has the "proper physique."  The most Jorch could hope for would to be a Juggalo wannabe.  Just like Jorch is a wannabe human.

[Smoley]

I must have left the radio on when I fell asleep last night.  I awoke recalling the strangest dream where a midget Jorchie was singing "1-877-CARNIVORA-4-KIDS" and pushing some sort of sketchy children's vitamins that were produced in China. 

If that's not bad enough, I also caught myself in a meeting this afternoon saying "that's right" a number of times rather unexpectedly so there's no telling what sort of subliminal damage I've suffered.

[McPhallus]

You a Juggalo?

Speaking of that, don't miss this classic post:
http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=30.msg104123#msg104123

[nooryisawesome]

 

I always did think this was a catchy tune...

http://youtu.be/C8PEFyE3cQk

HATE ICP, but i Love me some Faygo!

[ItsOver]

I like the Twilight Zone enough to where if I see it on tv, I won't change the channel for a while. But thats about it. If I want a Twilight Zone fix, I turn on my television, not my radio. Another dull night on coast to coast.

I'm a big fan of "The Twilight Zone" but, in typical fashion, Jorch ruins everything he touches.  He's just a creep who may as well start off with "have I ever told you about..." just before he launches into something he's bored everybody with numerous times before.  I can just picture the unfortunate listeners rolling their eyes.  To add the final touch, Jorch is always looking to name-drop or trying to key upon some lame point he thinks will make him look important. Yes, Jorch, we know you're buddies with Billy Mumy and Pat Boone.  Big whoop.

And he wonders why we're here, over and over again, talking about how he sucks so much. That reminds me.  "Have I ever told you about how much Jorch Noory sucks..."

[zeebo]

Jorch is just lazy.  He probably never even watched thoze Twilight Zone episodes, just absorbed them from popular culture and is referencing them to sound hip.  He doesn't reference anything that isn't easily obtained by flipping channels or skimming the headlines. 

He acts like a big TZ fan, but really he seems to only know a handful of the most famous ones.  Jorch, do you, know for instance the other William Shatner episode?  Or the three other episodes featuring Burgess Meredith?  No?  Cornfield time for you!

[bigchucka]

You a Juggalo?

Was more into Eminem during that time period.  Couple other people I knew were fans, that's what I'm basing any knowledge off of.

HATE ICP, but i Love me some Faygo!

Can't say I like em or hate em.... but Faygo?  Fuck yeah, grew up on it.  Don't even know if it's available nationwide... I'm thinking they're based in Michigan, which is why ICP has a facination with it.... I know Faygo's marketing was able to make it to NW Ohio, I know that much.

[Jackstar]

Faygo?  Fuck yeah

Faygo is the fuckin' (NUCLEAR, RADIOLOGICAL, JIHAD, 9/11, ASHTAR) bomb, yo. There's a chicken shack, out here in Seattle--it's world-famous, and the owner has Faygo shipped out by the case so he can stock it in the cooler. It's like the only place to get Faygo within a thousand klicks.

I was skeptical--until I tried it. Faygo fucking rocks.

[zeebo]

At least we know Jorch is a self-hater.  He's told us he's afraid of clowns.

I wonder if he's also afraid of pizza-roll-eatin' mushmouthed doofuses.  (I am.)