George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bootyscoot falcon]

So the guest contends both that we can change our future, but that dreams ARE our future. So does his wife dream about him analyzing dreams about the future and changing it, thus not changing the very future he thinks he is changing?

[George Drooly]

According to Noory: 

Band-Aid + bandage = Bandaige

AND

Missing + Malaysia = Melissing

Is this that "Comon Core" business I've been hearing about? "Word Math"? This might explain Noory's problem(s).

[George Drooly]

Guest: "My wife had a dream about a tornado that wipes out all of Arkansas. Not all of Arkansas, most of Arkansas. Well, a town in Arkansas."

Noory: "Are Kansas and Arkansas related? Were they ever the same place? With dinosaurs?"

[Jackstar]

Just to muddy the waters further... I never noticed until now that Arkansas was Ar-Kansas.

I am so embarassed right now. Picking speech apart is, like, my his-story!

[bootyscoot falcon]

Did you hear? In India anybody can just call up the prime minister and he'll talk to you. I'm sure that's not a problem in a country of 1.27 billion. Thanks for the tip, caller!

[bootyscoot falcon]

Just to muddy the waters further... I never noticed until now that Arkansas was Ar-Kansas.

I am so embarassed right now. Picking speech apart is, like, my his-story!

Noory's Common Core!

[michio]

Thought I heard George's guest say 'frikkin' .......
Anyone else focused enough to catch that .... ?

The guest also said "pissed off." This is noteworthy because sNooron forbids Ian Punnet from using the word "pissed" to plug his book.  If I were Ian, I'd be pissed off. sNoory's an inconsistent inglorious turd.

[UnscreenedCaller]

I logged on and saw the huge list of entries for the GNS thread. Man, he must have REALLY sucked last night. Way to go, Jorch! Keep up the mediocre work!

[Abby Normal]

The Lt. Colonel said "one of his dreamers" dreamed Malaysian Flight 370 was on the ground in Kazakhstan. Kind of strange that a guy with multiple graduate degrees, who describes himself as "an achiever," would mispronounce Kazakhstan and think there is any significance at all to someone having a dream about it. Some of his dreamers probably dream of pink elephants drinking martinis too.

I turned it off.  Silence was more entertaining.

[wr250]

Well, on a radio, I heard a show,
He had a mustache, mine kind looked the same
He was coit , from New detroit
I'm walkin' down that old fair lane,
I'm listening , to his crap,
But I just couldn't tell Him so
I said, train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long

[Abby Normal]

Where's Kuzackistan?  Is that near Crimeria?

It's just down the road from Monghoulia and around the corner from Azzerbajammy.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

He had a mustache, mine kind looked the same
He was coit , from New detroit
I'm walkin' down that old fair lane,
I'm listening , to his crap,
But I just couldn't tell Him so

Hehe

[PB the Deplorable]

George kept a-suckin' all night long,
With a heave and a ho
Well he just wouldn't let it go

[Izintit?]

Noory: "Are Kansas and Arkansas related? Were they ever the same place? With dinosaurs?"

It`s always fun when George drops his 3x5`s in the middle of an interview.

[ItsOver]

I logged on and saw the huge list of entries for the GNS thread. Man, he must have REALLY sucked last night. Way to go, Jorch! Keep up the mediocre work!

Ah, it must be Tuesday morning.  Noory has returned for the week and filled the previous night with suckage.  It's like opening the front door and seeing a steaming pile of poo from a neighbor's dog setting on your porch.  Good 'ol "Reliable Jorch."

[coaster]

Noory: "Are Kansas and Arkansas related? Were they ever the same place? With dinosaurs?"

Did he really say this? haha.

[yumyumtree]

Thought I heard George's guest say 'frikkin' .......
Anyone else focused enough to catch that .... ?

I did. Evidently it's on the list of approved substitute expletives.

[yumyumtree]

The guest also said "pissed off." This is noteworthy because sNooron forbids Ian Punnet from using the word "pissed" to plug his book.  If I were Ian, I'd be pissed off. sNoory's an inconsistent inglorious turd.

I did NOT catch that. Must have been after I went to sleep. This is big.

[yumyumtree]

You know while we're on the subject of photo-sharing and storage, I use Snapfish, which is OK, but I don't know how to post pictures from it onto Pinterest. They're kind of behind the times, and probably think that people want to post to MySpace. I realize that this is kind of a girly question.

[zeebo]

The guest also said "pissed off." This is noteworthy because sNooron forbids Ian Punnet from using the word "pissed" to plug his book. ..

Noory must be sweatin' it this morning, worried he might lose his G rating.

[zeebo]

It's just down the road from Monghoulia and around the corner from Azzerbajammy.

I love a little Azzerbajammy on my toast in the morning, good stuff.

[wr250]

Noory must be sweatin' it this morning, worried he might lose his G rating.

toomeric cures that

[George Drooly]

Did he really say this? haha.

Nah, I'm just gunning for the upper right corner of infamy.

[FallenSeraph]

I don't know about C2C, but I thought Ground Zero last night was pretty cool. I've trained myself to fall asleep at 11:59 p.m. as soon as that show ends. Clyde Lewis can be nutty but I think his show is getting better and better.

Woke up around 2:15 a.m. to the sound of some guy who sounded 12 years old talking about what a good dreamer he was. Felt sad. Went back to sleep. Woke up this morning thinking I'd had a weird dream about Casey Kasem vanishing. Realized it actually happened. That is all.

Did they at least talk about that creepy "Ever Dream This Man?" website?

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He looks like Billy Bob Thornton in "Sling Blade" to me.

Meanwhile, on tonight's show:

First Half: Conspiracy researcher Joshua Abraham will discuss evidence for a global government being planned by the Illuminati, and how they are in touch with extraterrestrial forces that some believe are Satanic.

2nd Half: Engineer and geologist Paul D. Burley shares his fascination with Stonehenge, and his efforts to decipher the meaning of the ancient structures, and why they were constructed.

Deciphering ancient structures. God help us all. Maybe I'll be awake for it.

[wr250]

maybe jorch will go into more details about arrrkansas ,kansas, and dinosaurs.

[nooryisawesome]

I am still pissed that George Lied when the caller mentioned Art Bell last Friday. Noory said somehting like he had not heard from him.

We all know George finally emailed Art, and Bell emailed him back and bitched him out. George even admitted it on this forum. GNS

Has anyone used a false pretense to get on air during openlines and then blinsided Noory and asked him what  he think about Art Bell stating that c2c sucks under Noory? if so we need to try this.

[Jackstar]

First Half: Conspiracy researcher Joshua Abraham will discuss evidence for a global government being planned by the Illuminati, and how they are in touch with extraterrestrial forces that some believe are Satanic.

A key tell of this guy's veracity will be if he knows how to pronounce "Crowley," and why.

[coaster]

Conspiracy researcher Joshua Abrahamwill discuss evidence for a global government being planned by the Illuminati, and how they are in touch with extraterrestrial forces that some believe are Satanic.

Wow, that guy sure knows how to throw keywords together. Its a bunch of jibberish. I'm surprised he also didnt mention how the Nazi reptilians are having a secret war with the Annunaki for rights on harvesting alien hybrids on Mars.

[ItsOver]

Noory must be sweatin' it this morning, worried he might lose his G rating.

Uh, oh.  His mommy may have given Jorchie hell today.  No cookies for you, Jorch. 

[paladin1991]

Noory's Common Core!

Dude, did you just call Noory a Common Whore?