George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[popple]

I once ate the sun.

[Catsmile]

I once ate the sun.

I ate some sunshine once.
Went on a trip, but never went anywhere, and never came back.

[Cynnie]

I ate some sunshine once.
Went on a trip, but never went anywhere, and never came back.

Damn..dudes face looks like a fat chicks shaved cooch

[zeebo]

There's actually a documentary about poor deluded souls who think they can "Eat the Sun" by staring at it.  I prefer a big ol' bacon cheeseburger myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM9iDdkKZ7M#ws

[narcissist noory]

GN tweet- I called for rain and now sprinkles in SD

The level of this guy's narcissism never ceases to amaze me!

[zeebo]

Another incisive Noory question: 

"What's going on on this planet these days, my gosh!"

[yumyumtree]

Granny gets 20 teeth pulled at once and stockpiled Spanish cadavers.
"Moamar Ghadafy wasn't a Boy Scout". There has to be a joke in there somewhere.

[yumyumtree]

Damn..dudes face looks like a fat chicks shaved cooch

how would you know what that looks like?

[21st Century Man]

GN tweet- I called for rain and now sprinkles in SD

The level of this guy's narcissism never ceases to amaze me!

Like a bit of drizzle is going to help with the drought.  Your powers suck, George and so do you.

[zeebo]

Mike & The Mechanics - All I Need Is A Miracle

[NoMoreNoory]

Uh-oh, Joorch and Tommee in another parade during his 'major event' in McMinnville over the weekend. A crowd 5,000 strong, he claims, and all of them C2C fans. I hope pix and video of the Two of them in another Toytown car will emerge.
He then announces good news for listeners in the NJ area who have trouble listening on football and baseball nights, with two new AM stations carrying the show which should help listeners 'during those baseball moments'. Erm, Joorch, who the fuck is playing football and baseball between 1 and 5am?

[zeebo]

Uh-oh, Joorch and Tommee in another parade during his 'major event' in McMinnville over the weekend. ...

There's some pics here, I hope they spawn some great new Noory photoshops ....

http://www.1190kex.com/photos/main/george-noory-at-ufo-fest-2014-390876/22598586/#/0/22598586

[PB the Deplorable]

There's some pics here, I hope they spawn some great new Noory photoshops ....

http://www.1190kex.com/photos/main/george-noory-at-ufo-fest-2014-390876/22598586/#/0/22598586

That was hard to look at

[popple]

I ate some sunshine once.
Went on a trip, but never went anywhere, and never came back.

WENT ON A TRIP TO CHINA, AND NEVER CAME BACK.

[coaster]

There's some pics here, I hope they spawn some great new Noory photoshops ....

http://www.1190kex.com/photos/main/george-noory-at-ufo-fest-2014-390876/22598586/#/0/22598586

Looks like his hair went through some vigorous shellacking before his appearance.

[Morgus]

GN tweet- I called for rain and now sprinkles in SD

too late Noory, the fires were already put out before your light sprinkle, besides Noory asked for "heavy rain"

[zeebo]

That was hard to look at

Only the courageous of heart would even try.  You have passed the test.

[popple]

50 angels manifested in the caller's room? 

[zeebo]

50 angels manifested in the caller's room? 

Yeah I mean, who would believe just, like five?

[SnapT]

Is anyone else as annoyed as I am by Noory's complete lack of understanding about the message of the movie NETWORK?  All George took away from Howard Beale's big speech is that he wanted the government to "leave people alone!" and let them have their little houses and little cars and little sporting events.

He brings NETWORK up like twice a week lately.

[popple]

Some ladies dicknotized by Gnoory. THEY DON'T LOVE THEMSELVES.






Gnoory loves kids. Is this a mean baby? Give it time.

[zeebo]

Ya know, even though I've pretty much given up on miracles ... tonite, even though I'm fairly drunk, I managed to make a friggin' perfect grilled cheese sandwich.  Hmm kinda makes you think.

[b_dubb]

George kick the baby. Is it mean now? There's your answer. Now please retire.

[jazmunda]

GN tweet- I called for rain and now sprinkles in SD

The level of this guy's narcissism never ceases to amaze me!

I hope the sprinkles were from someone pissing on him from a tree.

[jazmunda]

It's great to see that George is still holding up the shoe polish and mustache comb and wax industries.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

It's great to see that George is still holding up the shoe polish and mustache comb and wax industries.

He looks drippy.

[SnapT]

Now George is claiming he invented the popsicle at age 25?

He wanted to call them FRUITY POPS.

[zeebo]

Now George is claiming he invented the popsicle at age 25?

He wanted to call them FRUITY POPS.

He says that now, but back then he was gonna call them MUSTACHE CHILLERS.

[pate]

Damn..dudes face looks like a fat chicks shaved cooch

I thought that was the point of the Mayor loves sNoorge's face show... or whatever it was called...

http://movie-sounds.org/comedy-movie-sounds/animal-house-1978/what-the-hell-are-we-supposed-to-do-you-moron

anna 'nother thang...

[pate]

too late Noory, the fires were already put out before your light sprinkle, besides Noory asked for "heavy rain"

Something to do with his earlier claim of being 'golden' or something?  'tis hard to read 'tween the lines here some times...