George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[onan]

Uh-oh, Noory is trying to give away guests' books again right now to callers if they can identify some guy's name - he must have collected too many of them since he never reads any of them.

I'm surprised he knows what a book is.

[Treading Water]

I'm surprised he knows what a book is.

He doesn't.  It's just a word spelled out on one of those index cards.... :

[Izintit?]

Ok so he actually said "You're a bad, bad man", but since he used the creepy voice I'm giving you full credit on this one.

You`re right.I can remember George saying it now,thanks.

[Izintit?]

Guest: "It's not about awards, it's about doing good work."

Noory: "Yeah i know, of course."

Guest: "Anyone could listent to C2C for one minute and realize you're doing it from the heart, out of passion ... genuine authenticity."

(Jeez.  Is there a Noory suck-up clause that guests have to sign these days?)

Lol I noticed that too.It was such an obvious and complete suck-up that maybe George`s reputation as a thin-skinned,grudge holding prick is more universal than we thought.

[NoMoreNoory]

'Don't forget, Mother's Day on Sunday, for those of you. Time and space. Unbelievable. Mine's going to be 85 this month, still going strong.'
That's verbatim. I devote far too much of my time trying to work out what is going on in his head when he says these things, and what is the disconnect between his mouth, his ears and his brains that allows him to talk drivel like this and apparently be unaware that he's not making any sense.

[onan]

'Don't forget, Mother's Day on Sunday, for those of you. Time and space. Unbelievable. Mine's going to be 85 this month, still going strong.'

You know what that is? That is "genuine authenticity". None of that fake authenticity, nosiree.

[ItsOver]

I think my favorite anthology show from the old days is Thriller which I only saw when I bought the DVD set a few years ago...

One of the best discoveries I made last year was to rediscover over the air digital broadcasts.  A number of interesting channels in my air with my favorite being Me-TV.  The odds are there is a Me-TV station in your area and I highly recommend it if you enjoy the older TV shows, such as "Thriller," "Columbo," "Twilight Zone," etc. The great thing is it only costs the price of an antenna.  I catch "Thriller" occasionally when Me airs good old Boris Karloff and company on Sunday nights.  The writing and acting for even the less interesting episodes are usually far superior to the crap posing as TV shows on cable/satellite these days. I can thank that junk plus Noory's brain-dead romper room for driving me back to OTA broadcast TV.  Thanks, doofus Jorch!

[ItsOver]

Guest: "It's not about awards, it's about doing good work."

Noory: "Yeah i know, of course."

Guest: "Anyone could listent to C2C for one minute and realize you're doing it from the heart, out of passion ... genuine authenticity."

(Jeez.  Is there a Noory suck-up clause that guests have to sign these days?)

Yes, there is apparently a "tribute" clause for little Jorchie.  The guest had better pay proper tribute to emperor Jorch or it's thumbs-down and "Springheel Jack" time.  Truly gag-worthy.

[b_dubb]

Incidents like these make it very easy to understand why no one has ever bothered to rape George Noory's children.

Does he even have children? Well, who cares? They're safe!

Boo

[VtaGeezer]

Uh-oh, Noory is trying to give away guests' books again right now to callers if they can identify some guy's name - he must have collected too many of them since he never reads any of them.

I just can't imagine slogging through the crap that most of Noory's 'new agey' guests have written.  I think almost all self-publish their drek purely to look credible on their websites.

[pate]

If it bleeds, it leads. Fear sells more (or at least easier) than positivity. I think that's why Norry prefers the doom-n-gloomers. Having said that I enjoyed the episode with Dr.Cohen, very smart and interesting guy. Though as a member of the CFR and being co-editor (and, surprisingly married to the editor) of The Nation means one also needs to take his views with a grain of salt also. They see the benefits of globalization and internationalism over and above any allegiance to the US. I never trusted Gorby especially how quickly he fled his country to start up his "green" stuff at the former Presidio. And Cohen's support for Bukharin says a lot, though there is no doubt that no matter what Bukharin's views were his treatment and "trial" under Stalin was an outrage. But it does go to show how very radical idealistic parties "chickens come home to roost"- to use an expression popular with someone's mentor. Like Hitler's "Night of Long Knives", Stalin's (and other's) party purges and revisionism of history, former supporters, etc are amazing and frightening.

I have to agree, Dr. Cohen is pretty informative.  He's been on the John Batchelor show a lot lately...  Maybe that's where Mooron heard about the guy and 'borrowed' him from.  As it happens, he Dr. Cohen is interviewed better on that other show, actually asked intelligent questions, but that is no surprise as sNorovirus sucks....

[pate]

George knows he`s golden.He doesn`t have to worry about competition like the daytime talkers.hell.he doesn` t even have to be RIGHT about anything because his subject matter is for the most part speculative.He just has to keep his head down and not piss off his masters by being too controversial like Wells did.It is the perfect spot for George because his main personality trait,laziness,is actually an asset.Nope,Georgie isn`t going anywhere-Coast listeners are stuck with him.Just learn to love him for the mumbling,bumbling self-important ass he is.

I am attempting to read between the lines here....  George apparently has graduated from losing water-gun fights to something a little different?  At least that's how I read it...

[narcissist noory]

In his distorted view of reality-he won

[Izintit?]

I am attempting to read between the lines here....  George apparently has graduated from losing water-gun fights to something a little different?  At least that's how I read it...

Wow,you are so close.If you knew a little gematria you`d know the date when George finally sheds his nose skirt and proclaims himself the one true antichrist.

[Jackstar]

I third that.

There's no actual evidence out there that would have me believe otherwise.

There's also no actual name of the FBI agent who shot this guy out there, either.

It also remains unclear whether the agent, who worked out of the FBI’s Boston office, was alone with Todashev during the shooting.

Oh, is it? Is it... unclear?? Why, that's simply fascinating.

The FBI has “done an excellent job ensuring that key friends and witnesses to the events of the night are unable to be in the U.S. before the report is released,” said Hassan Shibly, executive director of CAIR’s Florida chapter. “The DOJ’s and the state attorney’s investigations relied on evidence gathered by the FBI, and the only person who can contradict first-hand their narrative is dead."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/fbi-agent-cleared-in-florida-shooting-of-suspect-questioned-about-boston-bombing/2014/03/21/86495e94-b101-11e3-9627-c65021d6d572_story.html

So anyway, what constitutes "actual evidence"? I think some of these people--not you, Tommy, you're perfect--would respond to seeing Hitler rise from the grave and take a shit on their front porch, with a request for a test for E. coli.

[Birdie]

Noory told Tommy tonight he wanted them to develop voice search features. They have had that for a few years already on advanced smartphones, Noory must have an older simpler phone and isn't aware of that?
I can speak "Noory sucks" into my Samsung Galaxy S4 right now and it immediately lists links with bellgab at the top.

I heard him talking about this, too. Was thinking maybe he does not like the suggested searches that pop up when one types 'George Norry' into the Google search bar. Mine gives: George Norry sucks, George Norry ruined coast 2 coast, and a few other appropriate search suggestions.

[zeebo]

...And there are just so many more good episodes that should be talked about.  My personal favorite at least right now is The Howling Man written by Charles Beaumont.  More of a horror story than most of the TZ.  I gravitate towards horror more than sci-fi.

Good choice, that one really creeped me out as a kid.  I think it may have won an award for the effects in the ending transformation part.  Very simple by today's standards of course but still effective because of the great writing and production. 

Since you lean more towards horror I wonder if you might like The Masks, one of my fave episodes?  Another fave of mine, more sci-fi, is The Obsolete Man (one of the other B. Merideth ones that I'm sure Jorch knows not about.)  Great dialogue, theme, and acting in that one. 

[zeebo]

'Don't forget, Mother's Day on Sunday, for those of you. Time and space. Unbelievable. Mine's going to be 85 this month, still going strong.'
That's verbatim...

I'm impressed you were able to write that down without getting stuck in one of Jorch's mental cul-de-sacs.  There was one he had earlier in the night but by the time I tried to write it down my brain had rejected it as gibberish I guess so I lost it.

[narcissist noory]

yah it was something to do with his mom's gray hairs but the way he put it not even teh aliens translator could make any sense of it

[aldousburbank]

I'm impressed you were able to write that down without getting stuck in one of Jorch's mental cul-de-sacs.  There was one he had earlier in the night but by the time I tried to write it down my brain had rejected it as gibberish I guess so I lost it.

It's like trying to remember Mandarin, if you don 't speak Mandarin and you are on a major dose of cough syrup.

[narcissist noory]

Lisa-"good evening and welcome to host to host"
Guest.. even more fail
Topic.. train wreck

why do i even try?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

It's like trying to remember Mandarin, if you don 't speak Mandarin and you are on a major dose of cough syrup.

I just say moo goo gai pan and hope for the best.

[General.Johnson.Jameson]

Whomever Lisa is, she has a soothing voice. On the other hand, I stopped listening when the guest started talking about her cancer diagnosis. I can't, I just can't, do any more shows like this. I, honestly, have no idea what she has to say beyond her diagnosis. The point is, there have been so many vitamin and new age bullshit shows, I stopped listening at "cancer".

Jorsch, it's Coast to Coast, not a fucking infomercial.

[paladin1991]

Whomever Lisa is, she has a soothing voice.

Lisa Garr.  When I was a boy, I had a serious thing for her mom.

[narcissist noory]

don't give up yet, the main guest might have something worth while listening to
I know I'm a degenerate masochist

[narcissist noory]

anyone else remember when this guest was on arts show and it crashed because of the alternative energy topic
and anyone know why itchy george is so anal about stopping the interviews as soon as it's break time
i think wells would keep talking just to poke a knife into itchy's ribs

[zeebo]

It's like trying to remember Mandarin, if you don 't speak Mandarin and you are on a major dose of cough syrup.

Oh man, we've all been there before.

[zeebo]

... it's Coast to Coast, not now a fucking infomercial.

Fixed it for ya.

[pate]

Wow,you are so close.If you knew a little gematria you`d know the date when George finally sheds his nose skirt and proclaims himself the one true antichrist.

I figured he'd learned a new way to take showers or something...  Obviously Tom(tim) couldn't have had anything to do with it.

Wait a tic, this might be some new sMooron/Tom(tim) activity that I really didn't need to know...

Disregard...

[CarlLofgren]

First time poster and long time lurker.

I never thought I would say anything in his defense, but no one brings me a deeper sleep than Snooron. After listening to some old Art Bell shows from the torrent - I've been plagued with intently listening for hours damn it! I regularly looking for paper and pen to write things down with Arts shows. When Snooron goes on - my lights go out within 15 minutes.

To be able to suck one to sleep is a dark, nasty skill for sure. But there are times when I find it incredible helpful.

There. I said it.
And by the way - glad to be here.

/C