George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Rico999]

I wound't worry about it - he's still trying to figure out where "Crimeria" is.

God yes.  I remember that one.  I couldn't believe it when he said it.  You really have to look at the show as comic and then it doesn't get so frustrating.  You can literally count on George making some verbal malaprop or statement like "according to the who...."  Mainly because he didn't know the "who" was actually the "WHO" -- the World Health Organization.   

His producers must be the laziest bums in the world.  Or else they just figure why rock the boat?  Let him fuck up, who cares?  Why risk a nice cushy job by pissing off control freak George? 

[zeebo]

That lame "Robert Zimmerman" prank landed with such a thud that it went back in time and killed the dinosaurs.

[SnapT]

I thought for a half-second that he actually had Bob Dylan on.  Because he'd been mentioning for years that he's best pals with his son and has been trying to get him to bring his dear old dad on the show.

[zeebo]

I thought for a half-second that he actually had Bob Dylan on.  ...

As a consolation prize, he's giving us Bill the AAA from West Hartford.   

[UFQuack]

uh Bill has uh things uh to say uh

[Jackstar]

I have such a crush on Gerald Celente. I wanna be his intern. I would intern so well.

[bigchucka]

I have such a crush on Gerald Celente. I wanna be his intern. I would intern so well.

I wonder if his qualifications are you "being a member of the club and getting/ being able to buy the important piece of paper", .ie college degree?  Or someone who has natural talents in someone who's able to read and comprehend data... to the point where they're able to correctly predict future trends?

[wr250]

your mother is watering

not sure i want to know any more about this.

[NoMoreNoory]

The Zimmerman thing was just pathetic and so far from funny. I felt sorry for RZ, who must have to put up with that on a constant basis. Joorch kept his lame-ass 'joke' going either side of a break and even going into his roundtable he was still congratulating himself on 'my little spoof'.
His ad for Mother's Day flowers, accompanied by the creepy story of Mommy Dearest taking revenge on the nasty kids ganging up on her little Joorchie with squirt guns, is notable for Joorch's enthusiasm about the 'free glass vase' that comes with the blooms. 'Look, Mom, I got you these lovely flowers. And here's the best bit: I got you a free glass vase to go with them! Isn't that great? That's how much I love you, Ma.'
He introduced his economic Doomtable as a 'marathon moment', and slipped into Delusional Mode as he declared that C2C was 'months ahead of the mainstream media' in predicting the 2008 collapse and suggested 'I bet half the planet is listening and taking notes'. And falling asleep.

[McPhallus]

I have such a crush on Gerald Celente. I wanna be his intern. I would intern so well.

Be sure to hang on to that dress, soiled though it might be.

[ItsOver]

The Zimmerman thing was just pathetic and so far from funny....

How can sombody suck so much and seem to be so oblivious to it?  Talk about a clueless ass.  I'm ready to organize a squirt gun hit squad.  I can see Jorch running to hide under his mommy's skirt. :

[qaddisin]

How can sombody suck so much and seem to be so oblivious to it?  Talk about a clueless ass.  I'm ready to organize a squirt gun hit squad.  I can see Jorch running to hide under his mommy's skirt. :

Nowadays George has a concealed weapons permit instead of mother to take care of that situation.

[Izintit?]

How can sombody suck so much and seem to be so oblivious to it?  Talk about a clueless ass.  I'm ready to organize a squirt gun hit squad.  I can see Jorch running to hide under his mommy's skirt. :

George knows he`s golden.He doesn`t have to worry about competition like the daytime talkers.hell.he doesn` t even have to be RIGHT about anything because his subject matter is for the most part speculative.He just has to keep his head down and not piss off his masters by being too controversial like Wells did.It is the perfect spot for George because his main personality trait,laziness,is actually an asset.Nope,Georgie isn`t going anywhere-Coast listeners are stuck with him.Just learn to love him for the mumbling,bumbling self-important ass he is.

[ItsOver]

 

Nowadays George has a concealed weapons permit instead of mother to take care of that situation.

Too bad for Jorch he didn't need a permit to operate a microwave.

[ItsOver]

George knows he`s golden.He doesn`t have to worry about competition like the daytime talkers.hell.he doesn` t even have to be RIGHT about anything because his subject matter is for the most part speculative.He just has to keep his head down and not piss off his masters by being too controversial like Wells did.It is the perfect spot for George because his main personality trait,laziness,is actually an asset.Nope,Georgie isn`t going anywhere-Coast listeners are stuck with him.Just learn to love him for the mumbling,bumbling self-important ass he is.

If only mush mouth, bumbling, jackass Jorch could have passed the postal exam so only unfortunate bar patrons would run the risk of exposure.

[PerfectTommy]

Nowadays George has a concealed weapons permit instead of mother to take care of that situation.

[coaster]

While I respect a person's right to own a firearm, I worry about it when it comes to Noory. He seems like someone who would fly off the handle in a sticky situation.  I bet George owning a gun  has something to do with this "celebrity" he thinks he has that is non existent. Big famous George needs to protect himself from the common-folk.

[Jackstar]

I will bet you dollars to doughtnuts he is lying about owning a firearm.

[Jackstar]

I wonder if his qualifications are you "being a member of the club and getting/ being able to buy the important piece of paper", .ie college degree?  Or someone who has natural talents in someone who's able to read and comprehend data... to the point where they're able to correctly predict future trends?

I am willing to bring him breadsticks and refill his icewater. Shine shoes, blow glass; whatever it takes.

[Izintit?]

That lame "Robert Zimmerman" prank landed with such a thud that it went back in time and killed the dinosaurs.

Yep. You can tell George was so proud that he knew Bob Dylan`s real name.No doubt he felt a little "hip".

[starrmtn001]

someone told me they got in contact with him and he'll return soon.  fear not.

Thank you MV. 

[karios8]

Poor Valdez approached the human limit to Noory's suckage and began bleeding profusely from the ears. You don't just come back from that. 

[paladin1991]

I am willing to bring him breadsticks and refill his icewater. Shine shoes, blow glass; whatever it takes.

You do that for me already.  And my names not glass.  No need to protect the deviant.

[zeebo]

Poor Valdez approached the human limit to Noory's suckage and began bleeding profusely from the ears. You don't just come back from that.

I'm hoping he went on some kind of healing retreat, where he could cleanse his mind of all the Noory toxins, and rebuild his psychic Anti-Snooron Armor, his valiant Suckage Shield, so he can return recharged and continue on with his noble efforts here.

[ItsOver]

 

Poor Valdez approached the human limit to Noory's suckage and began bleeding profusely from the ears. You don't just come back from that.

If I'd gone through what Valdez tolerated in Noory Hell, I'd be getting a new suit by now.

[Jackstar]

Tsarnaov brothers.

Jaw wired shut, eye sutured and unable to hear: Boston bomber's lawyers reveal full details of his injuries as they complain FBI questioned him for 36 hours straight

"His lawyers said he had gunshot wounds to his head, face, throat, jaw, left hand and legs after the shoot out that occurred when he was found hiding in a boat in Watertown, Massachusetts."




...APOLOGISTS ASSEMBLE...

[Birdie]

Glad to hear Valdez will be back soon. I really miss the recaps.

I just looked and the first half sounds like tonight could be interesting (if the guest talks over and ignores Jorch). The second half looks flaky:

First Half: A dozen years ago, author Frank DeMarco underwent ten sessions in the Monroe Institute’s Black Box -- a kind of sensory deprivation chamber that helps people to achieve and sustain altered states of consciousness. He'll share what happened in those sessions, and how they gave him a new way to see the world.

2nd Half: Former surgeon and an expert in food allergies, Dr. Keith Scott-Mumby, will discuss why he believes DNA is a transmitter working as an antenna as opposed to a chemical photo copier exclusively replicating proteins. Since DNA is the shape of a fractal, it is exceptionally vulnerable to EMF radiation from cell phones and dirty electricity, he contends.

[aldousburbank]

I'm hoping he went on some kind of healing retreat, where he could cleanse his mind of all the Noory toxins, and rebuild his psychic Anti-Snooron Armor

There are things you can take which help.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Since DNA is the shape of a fractal, it is exceptionally vulnerable to EMF radiation from cell phones and dirty electricity, he contends.

Well gee whiz, I hope the good Dr. Scott-Mumby sells a way to protect myself from this EMF radiation.

[zeebo]

Well gee whiz, I hope the good Dr. Scott-Mumby sells a way to protect myself from this EMF radiation.

Time to add another tinfoil hat layer.