George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ziznak]

I was glum... then i clicked on the George Noory sucks thread!!

sometime in the next 5 pages.... I got 20 on it whose down?

[ItsOver]

Damn straight. P*B gives him an innocent childlike wonder to Joorch's Joorchiness. Classic stuff.

Yeah, I kind of hate reading these posts about "the real Tommy." It's like finding out Charlie Brown was really Bluto. 

[Renaldo]

Art sells C. Crane wind up radios under the auspices of the Y2K collapse and you don't see that as fear mongering? Really? That was the brunt of how many jokes in those days? Remember Phil Hendrie and the "Devil-be-Gone hell suit" and other Peenman Enterprises products?

Now you're just kind of making things up. C Crane didn't have a wind up radio in the 90's for Art or anyone else to sell for any reason. C Crane was a major advertiser on C2C, and did sell the CCRadio as well as some Sangean radios in the 90's and well past the year 2000. They also sold antennas and other related products. Also, Wells is selling the geiger counters, FOR HIMSELF. C Crane ads on C2C were for C Crane, not Art. Art isn't C Crane. Art was never a part of C Crane. Wells is scaring you to line his personal pockets.  Please post how Art EVER sold his own product through fear.

[SaucyRossy]

Art sells C. Crane wind up radios under the auspices of the Y2K collapse and you don't see that as fear mongering? Really?

You're grasping at straws

[lonevoice]

Speaking of Dave fisheen, chummin, and stuff, I hope Dave isn't his usual clumsy self and accidentally runs over Flipper. 

Awww, Dave's such an affable oaf, though.  He probably wouldn't run over Flipper on porpoise.

You know, we could pick Dave up some dolphin-friendly tuna nets on our next Walmart outing, and just to be safe we could keep a watch out the peeping porthole. 

Everybody sing!

Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he.
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh whenever he's near!

[ACE of CLUBS]

It happens to me with books.

Published?
Titles?

[UnscreenedCaller]

Yeah, I kind of hate reading these posts about "the real Tommy." It's like finding out Charlie Brown was really Bluto.

I know. I prefer Paper*Boy's Tommy. Marilyn-Tommee looks fairly nice, too.

[ItsOver]

Awww, Dave's such an affable oaf, though.  He probably wouldn't run over Flipper on porpoise.

You know, we could pick Dave up some dolphin-friendly tuna nets on our next Walmart outing, and just to be safe we could keep a watch out the peeping porthole. 

Everybody sing!

Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he.
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh whenever he's near!

LOL!  Classic LV.     I'll bet Dave just loves dolphins.  Dave is a giver, yuh know.

[SciFiAuthor]

You guys did not listen back in those days, did you.

Now you're just kind of making things up. C Crane didn't have a wind up radio in the 90's for Art or anyone else to sell for any reason. C Crane was a major advertiser on C2C, and did sell the CCRadio as well as some Sangean radios in the 90's and well past the year 2000. They also sold antennas and other related products. Also, Wells is selling the geiger counters, FOR HIMSELF. C Crane ads on C2C were for C Crane, not Art. Art isn't C Crane. Art was never a part of C Crane. Wells is scaring you to line his personal pockets.  Please post how Art EVER sold his own product through fear.

Baygen Hand Crank Radio, I don't know if that was a C. Crane product or not, but you must be leaving the Y2K era shows off your playlist and forgot how Art sold that one. I'm guessing that you make a distinction between selling one's own products through fear, and selling someone else's products through fear. I don't really see an objective distinction.

Mind you, I don't mind that at all. Art was a great salesman, and I'm all for capitalism, but this is about judging through a double standard.

[lonevoice]

I'll bet Dave just loves dolphins.  Dave is a giver, yuh know.

He really really is, yanno - he gave Spike Mike $500!  How many people are that generous to people they just met on the internet?   You know, there's a place called Dophin Quest in Hawaii where you can swim with dolphins.  I bet Dave loves dolphins so much he goes there whenever he visits his new broadcast studio in Hawaii.

[starrmtn001]

Awww, Dave's such an affable oaf, though.  He probably wouldn't run over Flipper on porpoise.

You know, we could pick Dave up some dolphin-friendly tuna nets on our next Walmart outing, and just to be safe we could keep a watch out the peeping porthole. 

Everybody sing!

Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he.
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh whenever he's near!

[Renaldo]

You guys did not listen back in those days, did you.
Baygen Hand Crank Radio, I don't know if that was a C. Crane product or not, but you must be leaving the Y2K era shows off your playlist and forgot how Art sold that one. I'm guessing that you make a distinction between selling one's own products through fear, and selling someone else's products through fear. I don't really see an objective distinction.

Mind you, I don't mind that at all. Art was a great salesman, and I'm all for capitalism, but this is about judging through a double standard.

I figured you meant Baygen. They had radios and a flashlight, and they had nothing to do with Y2k. Maybe Baygen had some ads during that time, I honestly don't remember, but again that would be Baygen advertising one of their products on C2C, not Art trying to sell you his own product through fear. I don't see how you're missing that key point. And Baygen was advertising on C2C well before Y2K was a blip on the radar. I believe they started advertising there after Art had Trevor Bayliss on as a guest talking about his clockwork generator, before there was even a radio built. Baygen's mission statement was all about providing better communications to Africans, and had nothing to do with Y2k or fear mongering.

[Morgus]

Art sells C. Crane wind up radios under the auspices of the Y2K collapse and you don't see that as fear mongering?

I recall Art also just prior to Y2K pushed a sponsor's freeze dried food products, saying even if you don't have an emergency you can still "eat your investment" 

[SaucyRossy]

He really really is, yanno - he gave Spike Mike $500!  How many people are that generous to people they just met on the internet?   You know, there's a place called Dophin Quest in Hawaii where you can swim with dolphins.  I bet Dave loves dolphins so much he goes there whenever he visits his new broadcast studio in Hawaii.

He's moving to Hawaii?

[WhosURmama]

You're such a beacon in the dark. I'll bet you banish glumness from any room you walk into.

Kinda the opposite to what you do here.  What's your stinking issue with Art having commercials during a fucking radio broadcast?  And promoting radios. WTF is your problem?  I don't know why anyone speaks to you.  You're so on the wrong page but you've been relentless and quite full of yourself since August 2nd? Who made you high priestess? 

Why don't you back off the comments concerning Art Bell who everyone here clearly loves and just stick to running your mouth about someone who everyone here really can't stand on his aptly named SUCK THREAD.  Yeah that's your sad forte.  Come to a suck thread and post your thrilling ideas and opinions.  THE BEACON OF LIGHT BEAN.

Once again, read the avatar.

[lonevoice]

He's moving to Hawaii?

He's been saying PremRat is building him a remote broadcast studio in Hawaii since 2010.  As long as it's taking,  he and Tommy must be building it themselves.

Pulled this up for you from the first mention I saw of it on CoastGab:

Did you guys see this Facebook update?  Why do you think George is building a studio in Hawaii?

From George Noory: Hey gang...I'll be flying to St. Louis this Friday and will do the show
from there Friday night....I'll stay for the holidays before heading back
to LA in January. We are also in the process of building a remote studio in Hawaii. More
on that later and for the many who have asked for Android and Blackberry
apps for Streamlink/Coast Insider, I'm told they'll be ready by the end of November...so soon.[/color][/size]

[SciFiAuthor]

I figured you meant Baygen. They had radios and a flashlight, and they had nothing to do with Y2k. Maybe Baygen had some ads during that time, I honestly don't remember, but again that would be Baygen advertising one of their products on C2C, not Art trying to sell you his own product through fear. I don't see how you're missing that key point. And Baygen was advertising on C2C well before Y2K was a blip on the radar. I believe they started advertising there after Art had Trevor Bayliss on as a guest talking about his clockwork generator, before there was even a radio built. Baygen's mission statement was all about providing better communications to Africans, and had nothing to do with Y2k or fear mongering.

Maybe someone here knows where we can find some Y2K era 1999 shows. There's almost nothing on youtube.

[WhosURmama]

So great to hear Knapp tonight and not to have creepy noory slithering in.

[SciFiAuthor]

Heh. Funny how that could be, isn't it? Usually when a poster goes all mouth-frothing they've been here quite a awhile, know all the personalities, have a history, etc. I guess some posters are just fast learners, and start out knowing who to feud with.

More that there are certain ones that come at you with fists flying to feud with you when you characterize Noory as something other than Hitler. But I'll be nice, and not feed the troll.

[SaucyRossy]

Maybe someone here knows where we can find some Y2K era 1999 shows. There's almost nothing on youtube.

I have them some where but I remember them perfectly.

Yes art brought up y2k a lot but in a more of "this could happen" and not a "when this happens were fucked! Buy this radio now you derp!!"

Yes Art had done his fair share of promoting and selling of products but the guy is not a fear monger he just liked to discuss what ifs and played up the theatrics of it.

[zeebo]

More just a peeve over people that won't accept that improvement is possible, yet still bitch away.

People who were lost long ago probably could only be impressed by major changes, not a few tweaks here and there, which is all George seems to think he needs since he has posted how successful his show already is.  Thus for us, bitching is a more fun and fruitful option.

[Catsmile]

You're grasping at straws

How else would you make straw men?

[SciFiAuthor]

People who were lost long ago probably could only be impressed by major changes, not a few tweaks here and there, which is all George seems to think he needs since he has posted how successful his show already is.  Thus for us, bitching is a more fun and fruitful option.

What would constitute a major change?

[lonevoice]

How else would you make straw men?

Bwahaaa! 

Of course, with straws...and lots and lots of tar, says Br'er Rabbit.

[MV/Liberace!]

Attacking:  what the fuck are you here for?

protip:  don't take this approach to posting on this forum.

[SaucyRossy]

protip:  don't take this approach to posting on this forum.

Any more on set reports from beyond beeleef?

[MV/Liberace!]

Kinda the opposite to what you do here.  What's your stinking issue with Art having commercials during a fucking radio broadcast?  And promoting radios. WTF is your problem?  I don't know why anyone speaks to you.  You're so on the wrong page but you've been relentless and quite full of yourself since August 2nd? Who made you high priestess? 

Why don't you back off the comments concerning Art Bell who everyone here clearly loves and just stick to running your mouth about someone who everyone here really can't stand on his aptly named SUCK THREAD.  Yeah that's your sad forte.  Come to a suck thread and post your thrilling ideas and opinions.  THE BEACON OF LIGHT BEAN.

Once again, read the avatar.

you're such an uninteresting little creature.

[MV/Liberace!]

Any more on set reports from beyond beeleef?

nothing you guys don't already know. 

[aldousburbank]

protip:  don't take this approach to posting on this forum.

George Noory Sucks!
Is that better?

[Catsmile]

Bwahaaa! 

Of course, with straws...and lots and lots of tar, says Br'er Rabbit.

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