George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[WhosURmama]

I dread seeing Noory here on Monday!  You can be saying anything about the prick when he suddenly appears like a little nazi spy.  "Hialhewwwwww!?" Like some creepy lurking peeping tommy.  It gives me chills. 

"George NOORY sucks so bad..." Then right below ya, "hialyewwwwwww all doing?" He could at least jump in with,  "I'm watching everything you do and I have no right to be here because it makes no sense and I'll never tell you the truth so ask away and have a nice day because I care about yeww."

[ItsOver]

You'll have to fist fight me in the alley by the dumpsters for like 15 minutes to get me to put those on bro.

All right, dude.  I'm all out of bubblegum, anyway.

[Nighthawk]

I hope you are well

[WhosURmama]

OH ok well I might have to give it a listen haha

That does sound fun.

Scifi, let me ask you simply why do you constantly defend George? Pity? Just want to be a contrarian? Actually think he is great?
Why the constant need to point out even the minute of things as evidence for him improving. Just curious. Not attacking.

Attacking:  what the fuck are you here for?

[WhosURmama]

I hope you are well

Because I care about each and every one of you!

[Renaldo]

Today some people are after Wells for selling Geiger counters, for example, but clearly do not recall Pizza Punch, the Artbell.com archive CD sold during one of the retirements and multiple books. The Coming Global Superstorm was plugged more than any other book I've ever seen by way of Art's position, far longer than the usual 6-month promotional term. There's nothing wrong with that, but it shows how memory is a funny thing around this forum and how a double standard is applied. 

No. Totally not the same. Art Bell sold Pizza Punch for awhile, yep. I don't remember him EVER trying to get you to buy Pizza Punch through fear mongering. I never once heard Art talk about how a Japanese reactor was going to kill us all if we didn't buy Pizza Punch. I never once heard Art Bell pretend that Art & Ramona's Pizza Punch had nothing to do with him, and it was just being sold on a website he came across and wanted to tell people about it.  Those are all things Wells did and continues to do to sell his useless geiger counters.  That is why Wells continues to get shit about it.

No double standard there. Completely different.

Yep, Art plugged his books quite a bit. It was a natural as it was his own show, and he'd written The Quickening after YEARS of talking about it on air. Is he supposed to pretend he didn't? Is he supposed to stop talking about the quickening, a topic he' d carried for YEARS, because he wrote a book about it? The Coming Global Superstorm was turned into a major motion picture.  A huge budget flick with big name stars.  Again, is he supposed to ignore that he wrote the book and there's a movie out?  You know what book he really didn't talk that much about? The Art of Talk, his autobiography. He'd usually only mention that when someone else brought it up.

[SaucyRossy]

Attacking:  what the fuck are you here for?

Huh???
Explain

[WhosURmama]

Bravo Renaldo 👍💚👍

[WhosURmama]

Huh???
Explain

That wasn't for yewww. Chill.

[SaucyRossy]

George Knapp interviews Art Bell


Just gonna leave this here.

[ItsOver]

Oh, the lady then.

I don't know about that, AB.  From reading some of the recent posts about Tommy, he doesn't sound like a lady or a gentleman.

[WhosURmama]

George Knapp interviews Art Bell


Just gonna leave this here.

He looks great!  Sounds great too!  I think he may be holding an electronic cigarette!!!  I hope he is!

[SaucyRossy]

And for the few from the woodwork, let me assure you I am not your fantasy posters.  Whichever ones of you get off calling me these other posters, kiss my ass.  I have no fucking idea what it's suppose to mean.  But if its be ause they so told you to go fuck YOURSELVES, then I get the co fusion.  Not on behalf of your past encounters, leave me out of them.  Thanks so much.

[WhosURmama]

Seriously fucking unnecessary
Especially the bro part scifiauthor asskisser

[starrmtn001]

George Knapp interviews Art Bell


Just gonna leave this here.

Thank you SaucyRossy.

[ItsOver]

...Let's see how he pulls it off tomorrow and see if there is improvement.

"Yes, folks, tune in this week for more thrillling "Vocational Rehabilitation On-the-Job Training for Dave Noorie..."

[SaucyRossy]

Seriously fucking unnecessary
Especially the bro part scifiauthor asskisser

Sorry?

[WhosURmama]

"Yes, folks, tune in this week for more thrillling "Vocational Rehabilitation On-the-Job Training for Dave Noorie..."

I can hardly wait.

[lonevoice]

How are yewww?
Do you guysh like fisheen?  Lesh all grab a pole and do some chummin!

These glasses work wonders.  Everybody should wear them.

Mazel, Roy.  Dig your groovy shades, man.

[aldousburbank]

And for the few from the woodwork, let me assure you I am not your fantasy posters.  Whichever ones of you get off calling me these other posters, kiss my ass.  I have no fucking idea what it's suppose to mean.  But if its because they so told you to go fuck YOURSELVES, then I get the confusion.  Not on behalf of your past encounters, leave me out of them.  Thanks so much.

Wow, usually posters are at least 10 day old Gab members before they get all Lena on us right?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

"Dr. John Hall will discuss his work with thousands of victims of electronic harassment, stalking, and mind control. For years he and his patients have claimed that CIA/NSA technology has been used to track, intimidate, and even read the thoughts of people across the US."

Is this the guy that "rescued" Mary?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Yep, Art plugged his books quite a bit. It was a natural as it was his own show, and he'd written The Quickening after YEARS of talking about it on air. Is he supposed to pretend he didn't? Is he supposed to stop talking about the quickening, a topic he' d carried for YEARS, because he wrote a book about it? The Coming Global Superstorm was turned into a major motion picture. 

Art plugging books on a radio show built around plugging books? I am shocked.

[ItsOver]

How are yewww?  Do you guysh like fisheen?  Lesh all grab a pole and do some chummin!



Mazel, Roy.  Dig your groovy shades, man.

Thanks, LV.  Those shades really clear things up.  Speaking of Dave fisheen, chummin, and stuff, I hope Dave isn't his usual clumsy self and accidentally runs over Flipper. 

[MV/Liberace!]

Who hates Tommy? Tommy has a special place in Paper*Boy's comics. He even had Tommy use a hula hoop once. And there are photos of Tommy triumphantly riding down the street in a parade, wedged into a convertible with a handsome scotch taped sign, next to Jorch and waving to the fan. And then there's Tommy in his lovely Marilyn Monroe ensemble a few pages back with a fetching rose in his hair. OK, maybe I was mean and said he should have his back waxed and I apologize for it. That was uncalled for.

No one hates Tommy! He's a *STAR* on the GNS thread! And now we have Man in Black Tommy. Maybe there'll be an action figure!

He is the Regis Philbin to Jorch's Joey Bishop.

tommy is portrayed positively in the jorch's eye pad thread.

[SaucyRossy]

This, besides being hilarious....feels oddly like he's talking about our buddy Dave. And the man following Waldo is Tommy. Of course.

Werner Herzog Reads Where's Waldo

[SciFiAuthor]

OH ok well I might have to give it a listen haha

That does sound fun.

Scifi, let me ask you simply why do you constantly defend George? Pity? Just want to be a contrarian? Actually think he is great?
Why the constant need to point out even the minute of things as evidence for him improving. Just curious. Not attacking.

More just a peeve over people that won't accept that improvement is possible, yet still bitch away. I hate that type. You said you make movies, well, ever been told you suck so bad that you can't improve? Eventually that happens, somewhere along the line. We all face it. It happens to me with books. It happens to dancers, artists, musicians. It's happening to Noory in this thread. Trouble is, it's NEVER true in something creatively based or performed. Creative improvement can ALWAYS be made--if you can find a way to do it. He's here looking for a way to do that. Well, I'm happy to be an objective sounding board instead of a negativist.

[SciFiAuthor]

Seriously fucking unnecessary
Especially the bro part scifiauthor asskisser

You're such a beacon in the dark. I'll bet you banish glumness from any room you walk into.

[Sardondi]

You're such a beacon in the dark. I'll bet you banish glumness from any room you walk into.

Wow, usually posters are at least 10 day old Gab members before they get all Lena on us right?

Heh. Funny how that could be, isn't it? Usually when a poster goes all mouth-frothing they've been here quite a awhile, know all the personalities, have a history, etc. I guess some posters are just fast learners, and start out knowing who to feud with.

[UnscreenedCaller]

tommy is portrayed positively in the jorch's eye pad thread.

Damn straight. P*B gives him an innocent childlike wonder to Joorch's Joorchiness. Classic stuff.

[SciFiAuthor]

No. Totally not the same. Art Bell sold Pizza Punch for awhile, yep. I don't remember him EVER trying to get you to buy Pizza Punch through fear mongering. I never once heard Art talk about how a Japanese reactor was going to kill us all if we didn't buy Pizza Punch. I never once heard Art Bell pretend that Art & Ramona's Pizza Punch had nothing to do with him, and it was just being sold on a website he came across and wanted to tell people about it.  Those are all things Wells did and continues to do to sell his useless geiger counters.  That is why Wells continues to get shit about it.

No double standard there. Completely different.

Yep, Art plugged his books quite a bit. It was a natural as it was his own show, and he'd written The Quickening after YEARS of talking about it on air. Is he supposed to pretend he didn't? Is he supposed to stop talking about the quickening, a topic he' d carried for YEARS, because he wrote a book about it? The Coming Global Superstorm was turned into a major motion picture.  A huge budget flick with big name stars.  Again, is he supposed to ignore that he wrote the book and there's a movie out?  You know what book he really didn't talk that much about? The Art of Talk, his autobiography. He'd usually only mention that when someone else brought it up.

Art sells C. Crane wind up radios under the auspices of the Y2K collapse and you don't see that as fear mongering? Really? That was the brunt of how many jokes in those days? Remember Phil Hendrie and the "Devil-be-Gone hell suit" and other Peenman Enterprises products?

No, I said there was nothing wrong with it. I did that on purpose.