George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[CampsieNP]

I listened to part of the last few shows. Terrible. GNS was "planeting" all over the place. He had on this seance lady and asked her THREE times in a slightly different way if there were frauds who performed seances. She said yes, yes, and yes. I guess that is GNS holding someones feet to the fire.
My husband finally turned the show stream off because he was angry at me. I kept calling GNS an c-sucker, an a-hole, a mf'er using the entire words at various times during the interview. When he was playing all Art Bells music, my head just about exploded. I felt like I was watching a street thug snatch an elderly ladies purse as she walked down the street.
Hubby suddenly logged off of the show and put on ESPN.
Oh well...I get a little worked up sometimes. DNS.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I didn't say Noory was better, just more engaged.  Maybe I'm only seeing what I expected to.

[CampsieNP]

perhaps.....never mind.

[UnscreenedCaller]

I didn't say Noory was better, just more engaged.  Maybe I'm only seeing what I expected to.

With Dave, 'better' is always a relative concept, like if it's better to be run over by a truck or a train. The end result is the same but the amount of actual pain involved varies.

[HorrorReporter]

With Dave, 'better' is always a relative concept, like if it's better to be run over by a truck or a train. The end result is the same but the amount of actual pain involved varies.

I tuned in for two minutes. Once he mispronounced a simple word after stealing art's chris issak bumper song, I tuned out.

[UnscreenedCaller]

It's better that way, believe me. You escaped damage to your precious neurons from listening too long.

[nooryisawesome]

With Dave, 'better' is always a relative concept, like if it's better to be run over by a truck or a train. The end result is the same but the amount of actual pain involved varies.

All I know is Last night's show was could not be listned to. It was soooooooooooooo awful. Dreadful.

Noorie failed to give the first just a proper introduction.

[HorrorReporter]

It's better that way, believe me. You escaped damage to your precious neurons from listening too long.

Sometimes I wish there was a way to tune into the show and just minus out all the noory questions and just hear the guests' answers

[HorrorReporter]

For legal and ethical reasons he almost had to drop it.
he's on his own now.. At this point he can TRULY make it his own show, and John B Wells could on Saturdays.. They can do what they want
And what did they do?
Steal all of ARt's bumper music last night...........

[jazmunda]

I was going to ask what they played and then I remembered that the coast website has a list of all the bumper music they play on each show. So you don't have to be subjected to the horror of viewing Dave's smug ugly face, here it is:

    Midnight Express (The Chase)
    Giorgio Moroder

    Catalina
    Cusco

    Dawn (Go Away)
    Frankie Valli & Four Seasons

    2112 Overture
    Rush

    Eye In The Sky
    Alan Parsons Project

    Carly's Song
    Enigma

    Tonight, Tonight, Tonight
    Genesis

    Jessica
    Allman Brothers Band

    Wicked Game
    Chris Isaak

    From the Beginning
    Emerson, Lake & Palmer

    Ninety Nine
    Toto

    Layla
    Derek & The Dominos

    Ride My Seesaw
    Moody Blues

    Lung Shadows
    The The

    Midnight at the Oasis
    Maria Muldaur

    Inca Dance
    Cusco

[ItsOver]

Noory could be left with his own unique bumper music selections such as .......and themes from old Sat morning cartoon shows...

Hahaha...   You mean like this?



It's appropriate for Dave's Romper Room at Night.

[PB the Deplorable]

With Dave, 'better' is always a relative concept...

That's true.  Whatever brain disease he has has long since gotten to the point that even him putting in effort and pretending to be interested doesn't make the show better.  He may as well not bother.

[bateman]

ME!
I saw him giving the homeless man living under the river bridge a blowjob in the walmart bathroom this morning.

How could you tell which was which?

[nooryisawesome]

Dave should do something to prove that the show isn't pre recorded tonight. It is a dearly departed show.
I wonder if the will include any of Arts guest or Arts comments. Because it says online the range of the show will be 20 years, the first half was all Art.

[Morgus]

Hahaha...   You mean like this?



It's appropriate for Dave's Romper Room at Night.

yes exactly - goes with Noory's G-rated late night show - he is like the Captain Kangaroo of the airwaves... 

[Morgus]

I wonder if the will include any of Arts guest or Arts comments. Because it says online the range of the show will be 20 years, the first half was all Art.

Nah, bet Noory again will not even mention Art Bell's contributions.
Noory will act like he started the show and its all been him from the beginning...

[onan]

yes exactly - goes with Noory's G-rated late night show - he is like the Captain Kangaroo of the airwaves... 

Capt. K. could speak clearly and converse with others. He could also ask questions.

[Marc.Knight]

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[ItsOver]

Dave should do something to prove that the show isn't pre recorded tonight. It is a dearly departed show.
I wonder if he will include any of Arts guest or Arts comments. Because it says online the range of the show will be 20 years, the first half was all Art.

Dave doesn't like to talk about Art.  Dave wishes Art would just go away.  Dave sucks.

[Jambar]

Once Art's back on I think George is going to have to go live in a van down by the river.

[Robert1972]

I asked my son if he wanted to listen to c2c last week, he was asleep by the end of the first half hour.  I do apologize I should not have subjected him to that type of material.  Ill work on being a better dad

[lonevoice]

Capt. K. could speak clearly and converse with others. He could also ask questions.

And the real life Capt. Kangaroo was inducted into the National Association of Broadcasters Hall of Fame. 

[ItsOver]

Dave should be inducted into "Ripley's Beeleef It or Not."  I still can't beeleef he's made over 10 years as the C2C host.  Sad, sad...

[bateman]

Real excited for the Dead Guest show tonight. 

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[Robert1972]

Maybe he will mention the dead show that used to be

[Immy]

One way to tell if it's pre-recorded is if Dave gives a shout-out to his meal ticket Rush Limbaugh for 25 years on the air, and riding his wave for the last 10. 

[ItsOver]

Real excited for the Dead Guest show tonight. 

:

Yah.... hosted by Dead Head Dave.  :  Now I've got Monty Python running through my head once again. 

[General Johnson Jameson]

Dave doesn't like to talk about Art.  Dave wishes Art would just go away.  Dave sucks.

This is really genius. Seriously.

[ItsOver]

Thank you, General.  I'm sure Dave "appreciates" it.

[Immy]

Wonder if tonite's show has anything to do with it being Jerry Garcia's birthday today. I know the deceased guests sure are "grateful" not to have to talk to Dave anymore.