George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Robert1972]

George is getting crazy. Just cussed. Said oh my god

[nooryisawesome]

Oh great jorch got this guest from his jorch time. Her qualification for being a guest is she's tall.

[nooryisawesome]

Takes George three times to pronounce brewery.

[Robert1972]

Dave likes the tall dominating type

[Roy Hinkley]

Ms. Pittman may be a "model", but looking at google someone's using the term rather loosely in my book...

[nooryisawesome]

George makes up a story about seeing a ghost put butter on the hands of a diner.... Seriously

[Robert1972]

George makes up a story about seeing a ghost put butter on the hands of a diner.... Seriously

He's so full of shit

[nooryisawesome]

He's so full of shit

I know. This was a new level even for noory. Seriously his personal stories are getting dumber and dumber.

[Robert1972]

Playing more bell music. Some velvet morning

[zeebo]

I like EH but why is he pimping himself on c2c. It's funny he would only be in long enough to promote himself not give an interview.
Lol at Noory saying he does a little singing.

EH isn't my taste, but I'm not dissin' the guy.  Obviously he's incredibly successful.  I just think throwing that "Ultimate Performer" label at him, or really anybody is way over the top.  It makes him sound like some kind of futuristic robot who's been programmed to be at 100% maximum entertaining level at all times for the next thousand years.

[Mels-hole1984]

Playing more bell music. Some velvet morning

I don't think I have ever heard snoory play that one before.

[MV/Liberace!]

Ms. Pittman may be a "model", but looking at google someone's using the term rather loosely in my book...

Heh heh.

[nooryisawesome]

Dude he never plays velvet morning. Asshole

[basswood]

George makes up a story about seeing a ghost put butter on the hands of a diner.... Seriously

Anyone have the sound for this up yet? 

[nooryisawesome]

He wants us to swear our ghost stories next hour?

Ok dave I got a fucking story for you asshole...

[ziznak]

I love the coorelation between the art bell thread and the George noory sucks thread.  MV... please expose the numbers on this?  how fast is each thread growing? they seem to both have taken off as I can barely keep up with either...

I must say tho... the other night i actually enjoyed a Jorch/dave show... he had that martel kid on and he's actually pretty entertaining.... and a sitchin freak.... so.. yeah i liked it.

[Robert1972]

Can really tell he's trying way hard. He is nervous and way out of his league

[nooryisawesome]

Can really tell he's trying way hard. He is nervous and way out of his league

At least he's trying. But has a horrid guest whose "tall". He's even asking follow up questions.

[Roy Hinkley]

I don't think I have ever heard snoory play that one before.

For being the "ultimate performer" I don't think I've heard Dave use Humperdink for a bumper either!

[Gary]

GNS must think he can keep AB fans by playing his music

[Robert1972]

At least he's trying. But has a horrid guest whose "tall". He's even asking follow up questions.

Amazon women from the moon

[zeebo]

Can really tell he's trying way hard. He is nervous and way out of his league

Sounds like he's given himself a coffee enema.

[Robert1972]

You're a six foot two model you won't be alone.  What a perv

[nooryisawesome]

George hits on the guest! 

You're a six foot model I don't think you'll spend the night alone.

[CampsieNP]

For being the "ultimate performer" I don't think I've heard Dave use Humperdink for a bumper either!

GNS would play a Humperdink bumper if Art had used one.
Which he wouldn't.

[Robert1972]

What a jackass.

[Immy]

Another prize winning exchange about Lizzie Bordon:

Dave: What year was that?

Guest: 1888

Dave: Did they have newspapers back then? 


Newspapers have been around in the US since the 1700s. Idiot.

[Nucky Nolan]

I turned on Coast for just a few seconds. Noory and his guest talked about the Lizzie Borden murder case. Noory: "Did they have newspapers back then (late 1800s)?" My timing was impeccable.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Ha!  The guest tried to get on Snoory's show with an e-mail to him 4 years ago but he never replied!  Ha Ha!

[nooryisawesome]

George says I need to email him 10 times to get through to him.

Ok guess I'm getting more hate mail.