George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[General Johnson Jameson]

Does Dave come out like an alter ego or is Dave his own person?

[ItsOver]

Did anyone at all get through?

What a surprise.  "Dave time" is just as satisfying as the nightly show with Dave.  I think I'll just stick with his singing and beating myself senseless with a ball peen hammer.

[ItsOver]

Haha, another c2c listener curious about Dave:

Michael Biffle So Dave Noorie is now the host? What happened to George? I thought he just got a new, fancy contract? Did George sign on for a different show and Dave gets c2c since their names are so similar? I'll miss you George, good luck. Maybe Dave can have you on as a guest to give us an update from time to time or maybe even Art will have you on his new show once in awhile.
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"George is no longer with us.  He's winding down, folks...winding down..."

[UnscreenedCaller]

Haha, another c2c listener curious about Dave:

Michael Biffle So Dave Noorie is now the host? What happened to George? I thought he just got a new, fancy contract? Did George sign on for a different show and Dave gets c2c since their names are so similar? I'll miss you George, good luck. Maybe Dave can have you on as a guest to give us an update from time to time or maybe even Art will have you on his new show once in awhile.
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Alright, 'fess up. That has all the earmarks of a devotee of the George Noory Sucks thread, heh heh.

[UnscreenedCaller]

We should have a pool as to when George and his fragile ego will next go off on ''thuh haters out there'

It will definitely be sometime tonight. I predict in the first guest segment.

He's already tweeted his 'successful' special Dave Jorchtime:

Coast to Coast AM     
  ✔ @coasttocoastam

GN: Just had 1st 'Georgetime' calls with Insiders; 1 hour chat w/ as many members as I could get to. A Great time! http://tinyurl.com/C2CInsider

The link leads you to the Insiders page to sign up. Gee, I thought they got 2,000 new Insiders per month. Why, Jorch wouldn't lie about something like that, would he?

I think the part about 'as many members as I could get to' refers to Tommy's mom and Jorch's mom while a Pizza Roll feeding frenzy went on in the background.

[karios8]

I wonder if someone can call Wells this weekend, kiss his ass and mention how you love his show and occasionally have the honor tuning into Dave during the week.  This is where he asks, "Dave?" Then you say, "Right? Dave Noorie does weekday shows?"

[ItsOver]

Dave will be slobbering all over himself shortly, crowing about the rip roaring success of "Dave Time."  I hope he and Tommy had a good time.

[ItsOver]

I wonder if someone can call Wells this weekend, kiss his ass and mention how you love his show and occasionally have the honor tuning into Dave during the week.  This is where he asks, "Dave?" Then you say, "Right? Dave Noorie does weekday shows?"

Make sure you refer to him as "Capt. Dave" so Wells doesn't get too confused and crash the Mothership. 

[karios8]

Make sure you refer to him as "Capt. Dave" so Wells doesn't get too confused and crash the Mothership.

Haha! You are absolutely correct.

[nooryisawesome]

Dave will say split show 4 times at least in first few minutes.

[Usagi]

Dave will say split show 4 times at least in first few minutes.

Get it right:  It's "split show for yeeeeew."  Because, you know, two to four small shitty shows instead of one long one is exactly what I, personally, want.

[nooryisawesome]

Get it right:  It's "split show for yeeeeew."  Because, you know, two to four small shitty shows instead of one long one is exactly what I, personally, want.

Your right. It's funny he essentially says this is shit. But stay tuned we are having an evil government second half of the show.

[ItsOver]

Time to hit the hay and shut the radio off.  Dave's Suck Time is here.  Goodnight all.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Get it right:  It's "split show for yeeeeew."  Because, you know, two to four small shitty shows instead of one long one is exactly what I, personally, want.

Spit show. I think tonight he's gonna have a tissy on the air as well.

[Immy]

In the pre-show teasers with Tim Conway Jr., Dave has been mis-pronouncing something on a regular basis (shocker, huh?)

Conway has been adopting complex terms for popular expressions - "big shout out" becomes "sizeable acknowledgment", etc. The new phrase they use for Noorie's "split show" is "bifurcated program" which Dave mutilates to something like "bifenated". And he's done it more than once. I think Conway doesn't want to humiliate the guy by correcting him on the air. Or maybe he just lets him be the fool he is.

[nooryisawesome]

Suck time!!!!

[karios8]

Split Show x1

[General Johnson Jameson]

I know you guys and gals are braver souls than I for listening to that shit, but watch it please. It/He will warp your brain if you let it go too far. It's good to have the reports of his suckage btw 
Suck on Dave

[nooryisawesome]

Fuck 5 seconds in. Bam split show reference. Not whose on just split show then news.

[nooryisawesome]

Lol earth almost took solar punch in teeth according to Dave.

[nooryisawesome]

Dave gets pissed off people fake big foot sighting because it waste time of professional Bigfoot scientist.

[Usagi]

Lol earth almost took solar punch in teeth according to Dave.

Oh, and here I thought he said a "solar punch in the teet."  My mistake.

(P.S. - "split show" x2.  Or is it 3?  Fifteen minutes in.)

[UnscreenedCaller]

Some special bumper music for tonight's show:

less than giant sucking sound

[nooryisawesome]

Split show x 2. No mention of who guests are.

[karios8]

It looks like most of the "Dave" comments were purged from the c2c facebook page.  I made one about an hour ago, its gone and I don't have commenting privileges anymore haha.

[nooryisawesome]

No fucking explanation of who the guest is. Just throws him on air and dave begins questioning. What the FUCK!
Literally Jason martell is our guest, he's an expect on ancient shit. Then BAM dumb ass questions from Dave.

[Meanandnasty]

Some special bumper music for tonight's show:

less than giant sucking sound

Are you sure that is on Dave Noorie's approved bumper music list?

[Meanandnasty]

Fuck 5 seconds in. Bam split show reference. Not whose on just split show then news.

Only a split show, I want to hear a triple.  It can't get any better than that.

[hosehead]

Conway has been adopting complex terms for popular expressions - "big shout out" becomes "sizeable acknowledgment", etc. The new phrase they use for Noorie's "split show" is "bifurcated program" which Dave mutilates to something like "bifenated". And he's done it more than once. I think Conway doesn't want to humiliate the guy by correcting him on the air. Or maybe he just lets him be the fool he is.

I'm glad I'm not the only one to hear that. I think he said "bi fur nated".

[nooryisawesome]

Dave claims he got 20 callers on Dave time.