George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nooryisawesome]

I think premier deserves a lot of the blame for George's lack of development. They are the ones who prop him up with que cards, screen his calls, line up his horrid guest, etc.
If they'd cut him lose the show would be better.

[jazmunda]

You could hear almost anger in his voice for a split second and then he tried to lighten it up with some "humor".

[bateman]

Ill give coast credit for that. Ill even give george credit for not giving a wushu washy answer he said no enthusiastically, then went to his nice guy routine. George showed more balls there then he has in 10 years. If premier would take the kid gloves off George wouldn't suck so badly.

Also good question, it was better than anything noory asked.

Honestly I think it has more to do with them being asleep at the wheel/blindsided than anything else. And if you say right away that you have more than one question, they'll have a harder time cutting you off.

Hahaha, I actually intended the question to be kind of dumb & rambling, but I guess it is a step up from anything ol' Mush Mouth could contribute.

I thought for sure they'd catch my fake southern accent..

[coaster]

I'm sure it put a major dent in his night.

It absolutely did. It will bother him all night.

I'm glad bateman was able to mention Art over the air. Not only was it a dig at George, but it also alerts those who may not of heard the news yet.

[Morgus]

As expected, Noory is just playing old clips from parts of old interviews he did years ago with six of the guests who have died, with a short introduction he could have pre-recorded.
His so-called 'tribute' is just a way for him to goof off or sneak out early tonight.
I'm thinking maybe tonight's format of a bunch of old clips from some of his old interviews might be a test of a possible replacement for Art Bell: Somewhere in Time.
"Pieces of Noory" coming soon?

[bateman]

Hi guys!

I registered about six weeks ago as I love the site and wanted to view the Jorch's Eye Pad comics.  Now to the point.

I am a retired police officer and prior to moving into a DEA Task Force position, I used to listen to Art religiously while on night shifts. I watched his site along with you folks and can't wait to start my subscription!!

I have sent emails to Premiere complaining, without nary, or Noory, a reply.

ANYWAY, I was getting into my truck at about the 53-54 minute mark of the first hour tonight and I heard George/Dave/Jorch get floored by the question posed about Art Bell.  As an investigator, I have been through what is called the Reid Technique for Interview and Interrogation, through the advanced portion. I could tell that George was VERY UNCOMFORTABLE and Upset over the question. I could only describe it as an underground seething in the tone he presented. I would have given anything to be a fly on the wall after that call was concluded. His response was more than words. It spoke VOLUMES. I'm sure it put a major dent in his night.

Anyway, my hat is off to Bateman!! You TKO'd that D**K with ears.  Oh, and I love the site!!

This makes me incredibly happy.

[karios8]

I think we got a sense of the real Jorch tonight.  You could almost hear his heart sink into his stomach as he belched out "NO! Absolutely not." Then when he realized what he sounded like, he tried to soften it with his "If he invites me" and the chuckle. 

Assuming all his comments are pre-recorded tonight, I bet he stormed out of the studio when the hour was up.

[nooryisawesome]

Well that call solved the mystery if noory likes art. I mean he should be grateful to him. He should address the issue tommorow and just tell truth.
Something like I'm happy art built this show up, it provided me with a great opportunity. Art and I don't speak, and I'm told he doesn't like my show. I have no ill wishes towards mr.bell and wish him well.

Bingo bango. I swear if noory showed balls his show would get better. In fact next time hoax land is on show some more balls, challenge some people anyone jorch.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I love the Doors.  That was a great interview with Ray Manzarek, mostly because George barely talked.

[Elinor]

Guess who that was

You, Sir, are awesome!

[Agent : Orange]

For anyone else who wants to get on, it's surprisingly easy. Just make nice with the screener, sound like a bit of a retard, bring up a relevant point & then slip in as many references as yew can. I had to be kind of conservative about it because I didn't know how twitchy they were gonna be with the dump button, but I was dying to end with "...so you can ruin that too."

Bahaha! Great job!

[zeebo]

I said this in the Art Bell thread but I really think we should stop calling him Dave Noorie.

Whilst it's absolutely hilarious I think that if we stop calling him George Noory then over time this site will not be able to be found by new people putting George Noory Sucks into Google.

I thought his name was "Dan Nuree".

[Spinner]

Thanks for the clip, Maxwell
The caller "James" said he was from my town! Yes!
And, I didn't like Dave's tone of voice when he said "No! Absolutely not." Jerk.

[Morgus]

Art Bell just got a mention in this old interview clip with Lou Gentile from several years back.

[Nucky Nolan]

I just turned on the show for a minute or so. I rarely do that these days. I heard some guy named Lou. He offered his condolences to Art. He was referring to Ramona! Then, he and Noory engaged in some kind of reconciliation. Evidently, the two had a past tiff. I had to turn off the radio.

[Nucky Nolan]

Art Bell just got a mention in this old interview clip with Lou Gentile from several years back.

Thanks for the explanation. I thought that it was a live broadcast.

[zeebo]

I love the Doors.  That was a great interview with Ray Manzarek, mostly because George barely talked.

Yep I've found his best interviews are when it's not an actual interview, but rather an interesting guest who is given latitutude to just talk at length, while all the "That's so true" and "Wow amazing" etc. boilerplate comments are kept to a minimum.

[Spinner]

Guess who that was

OMG! So that was you? Are you really in Tulsa? Let's meet! 

[Xtreme1]

C2C Facebook is funny tonight. On tonight's shows thread, of the 150+ comments ,95 percent are about Art or Batemans zinger!

[Spinner]

<snip>
I am a retired police officer and prior to moving into a DEA Task Force position,
<snip>
As an investigator, I have been through what is called the Reid Technique for Interview and Interrogation, through the advanced portion. I could tell that George was VERY UNCOMFORTABLE and Upset over the question. I could only describe it as an underground seething in the tone he presented.

I agree. There was definitely something creepy about his tone of voice.

[malachi.martini]

Nice.

You've gone and made me register.  Thank you, and bateman,  God's work, truly.

[Spinner]

C2C Facebook is funny tonight. On tonight's shows thread, of the 150+ comments ,95 percent are about Art or Batemans zinger!

Somebody please take screenshots. I've read that some of those comments are being deleted.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George is taking emails congratulating him on the show to 'prove' he's live.

[Elinor]

OMG!  Bumper music is "Breakin' Up is Hard to Do!

"I beg of you
Don't say goodbye . . "

[Morgus]

George is taking emails congratulating him on the show to 'prove' he's live.

they are fakes... 

[MV/Liberace!]

He plays both. It was a little heavy on old bumper music nothing that unusual though. Sometimes people want to critique dave for everything. He does enough stuff there's no reason to stretch

heh heh, thanks for the chuckle.

[Xtreme1]

C2C someone just posted "Noory Sucks. Bell gab.com"

[Xtreme1]

Another C2C FB Comment

Bwahahahahaha!! I'll bet George and Premier LOVED the Art shout out!

[PB the Deplorable]

Conway and Bender on KFI just started busting on Jorge's "bifernated" mush mouth. Love it.

Open public ridicule by the show that precedes him.  It's possible PremRat may not let it stumble along long, George's gig could collapse at any time.

[MV/Liberace!]

congrats, bateman!

some day, i'll teach my daughter about what you've done.