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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

bateman

Been busy this whole time. Keep trying though. Hopefully one of you animals gets through.

onan

Quote from: bateman on July 31, 2013, 03:19:49 PM
Been busy this whole time. Keep trying though. Hopefully one of you animals gets through.

I got a ring but no pickup...

Eddie Coyle



      Black Jack Davey Noorie says "Humina Humina".

      Which is, ironically enough, his grandmother's name.

NoMoreNoory

Has anyone got through? We have a solid busy signal. I posted originally that I assumed you'd need an Insider membership number or something to get through to Dave. I also predicted that there would be an hour of busy signal while Dave and Tommy enjoy a large plate of pizza rolls. Tonight The Great Impostor will be full of it. What a great time....wonderful to tock to so many of you....I know the lines were jammed because so many of you were trying to get through to Me....better luck next time, etc, etc. I hope someone gets through, though.

Usagi

Quote from: nooryisawesome on July 31, 2013, 03:11:22 PM
Call dave now. its dave time

Just busy signals and hang ups after a minute.  I haven't experienced this since I was 11 trying to win Janet Jackson tickets on Star94.


NoMoreNoory

Quote from: Usagi on July 31, 2013, 03:33:10 PM
Just busy signals and hang ups after a minute.  I haven't experienced this since I was 11 trying to win Janet Jackson tickets on Star94.

Lol! Achieved ring tone. Followed by 'The person you are calling is currently unavailable. Try again later.' message.

NoMoreNoory

If the message had said 'The person you are calling sucks' I'd at least have known I was getting close

Max_TO

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on July 31, 2013, 03:28:18 PM

      Black Jack Davey Noorie says "Humina Humina".

      Which is, ironically enough, his grandmother's name.

Good one !


Usagi

I'm sure this whole exercise made Jorch feel reeeeal schpecial.  All those adoring fans calling over and over, waiting on hold, like tweens for the Biebs. 

He's the modern day Lebanese Elvis he always wanted to be.

all busy signals. I bet Dave just called his mom for the hour and talked about her maytag washer. But on the show he will say how great it was to talk to everyone.

Morgus

Quote from: nooryisawesome on July 31, 2013, 04:23:00 PM
all busy signals. I bet Dave just called his mom for the hour and talked about her maytag washer. But on the show he will say how great it was to talk to everyone.
yep its a total scam


ManiacMatt

As expected, busy signal all the way. 

bateman

I tried literally 80+ times from 2 different phones. Busy signal every time. Here's what I think happened: in the first few minutes, they got 6 callers, each who talked to the Snooron for 10 minutes each. Or maybe 12 callers for 5 minutes each. But once that limit was reached, the lines were blocked.

Morgus

Quote from: bateman on July 31, 2013, 04:43:26 PM
I tried literally 80+ times from 2 different phones. Busy signal every time. Here's what I think happened: in the first few minutes, they got 6 callers, each who talked to the Snooron for 10 minutes each. Or maybe 12 callers for 5 minutes each. But once that limit was reached, the lines were blocked.
or nobody really talked to Noory and it was all just a big scam to try to get more coast insider subscribers.
easy to make the line busy for everyone trying to call in.

bateman

Quote from: Morgus on July 31, 2013, 05:03:57 PM
or nobody really talked to Noory and it was all just a big scam to try to get more coast insider subscribers.
easy to make the line busy for everyone trying to call in.

Also entirely possible. Either way, Noory is a bag of shit.

Quote from: Morgus on July 31, 2013, 05:03:57 PM
or nobody really talked to Noory and it was all just a big scam to try to get more coast insider subscribers.
easy to make the line busy for everyone trying to call in.

I think Noory sees himself as a man of the people and even something of a philanthropist  He wants to share the gift of his celebrity.  I think it was probably legit.  He just didn't think through how to handle the volume of calls very well.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on July 31, 2013, 05:20:43 PM
I think Noory sees himself as a man of the people and even something of a philanthropist  He wants to share the gift of his celebrity.  I think it was probably legit.  He just didn't think through how to handle the volume of calls very well.

Oh Heavens.....  I just spewed Beer everywhere when I saw Georgie for President's avatar!!!




karios8

Haha, another c2c listener curious about Dave:

Michael Biffle So Dave Noorie is now the host? What happened to George? I thought he just got a new, fancy contract? Did George sign on for a different show and Dave gets c2c since their names are so similar? I'll miss you George, good luck. Maybe Dave can have you on as a guest to give us an update from time to time or maybe even Art will have you on his new show once in awhile.
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We should have a pool as to when George and his fragile ego will next go off on ''thuh haters out there'

Jnthn932

Who is Dave Noorie? Posted all over coasttocoastam Facebook!! Hahahaha

karios8

Does anyone have a clip of a previous time he went off on "thuh haters?"

Dave noorie is quite the fad now

I tried calling George before I let me 'insider' club card expire at the end of this month. I failed to get through.

I checked my phone book but sadly there is no Dave Noorie in my surrounding area.

CampsieNP

The REAL insiders are the Bellgab.com people here.
Password to the clubhouse: Dave Noorie.
ha ha ha ha hahahahahahaha! DNS.


CampsieNP

The misspelled last name was a nice touch as well.


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