George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

The train crash in Spain killed 79 peekle! Thank God no people were involved.

[Usagi]

George hates detroit.

For real.  He wants us to take $1000 dollars and buy a 1000 houses, level them, and hang on to some nice Detroit vacant lots.  Real swell for preservation and those neighborhoods.  Catherine Austin Fitts thinks that's "a great idea!"

Love that nice guy Jorch.

(Hell if I know why I'm listening.  Art's announcement has got my antsy.  I think I should just go ahead and get my SXM subscription and listen to Oprah Disney Cocktail Sex Trucker Radio Hour or whatever else I saw on that list for the next month.)

[NoMoreNoory]

Oh, shit. Same news item. The train, says Joorch/Dave/Greg was doing 95mph when it hit the bend where the 'action' happened.
Given the nature of the news item, I feel guilty for laughing, but it just is fucking hysterical! He can't stop himself.

[karios8]

Maybe that's just Dave Noorie's "other name."  You know, like "Carlos Danger."

I think you mean Raul Sewage

[nooryisawesome]

Dave said Putin was pictured bare shirted.

[onan]

Dave said Putin was pictured bare shirted.

At some point, shouldn't he realize he needs to just shut up?

[nooryisawesome]

Dave's mentioned split show 4 times in a half hour.

Don't like this crap... Wait two hours  for different shit is what he's really saying

[Scully]

At some point, shouldn't he realize he needs to just shut up?

Jorch/Dave doesn't listen to himself either. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hahaha....   Reminds me of Ziznak's avatar.

The expression on John B. Wells' face makes the whole thing.  Who's the guy snickering in the background.. Tommy?

[El Kragen]

George is truly horrible tonight. How this guy still has a job continues to amaze me. I always listen when Robert Young Pelton is on therefore I have to suffer through Snoory's BS. Simply amazing.

[nooryisawesome]

Noorie with dead kid reference.

[Elinor]

Dave working on his daily affirmation:

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"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough . . ."

[nooryisawesome]

George is truly horrible tonight. How this guy still has a job continues to amaze me. I always listen when Robert Young Pelton is on therefore I have to suffer through Snoory's BS. Simply amazing.

Better than last nights maytag washer references, don't swim in lakes statements, agreeing with a caller the government was spending 2 million per person to advertise obama care, etc.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Another caller from Pahrump (Bonnie).

[karios8]

I like how the guest corrects Dave's stupid questions/comments.  Dave's assertion that all the violence in iraq suddenly stopped is pure Dave Noorie incompetence at its best (worst?)

[michio]

George said "retroprocity" At least it's what I thought I heard him say. Did he mean to say reciprocity? Someone please translate as my Nooron decoder device is in the shop for repairs.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

This new Carnivora commercial makes me long for the old one.

[NoMoreNoory]

This new Carnivora commercial makes me long for the old one.

Pretty sure the background music is from Cum Shot Compilation 5

[Usagi]

This new Carnivora commercial makes me long for the old one.

Could someone please tell me what the hell "venus fly" has to do with C-a-r-n-i-v-o-r-a and how on earth that's NOT supposed to sound like a scam?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Pretty sure the background music is from Cum Shot Compilation 5

I knew there was something sleazy about it besides Dave's voice over.

[NoMoreNoory]

Any excuse to post this hilarity! The video with endless beginnings with Joe Scheller, who clearly went through the same voice training programme as Dave.
Hi! Hello!

http://youtu.be/WVxXc6fFUKY

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Nah, he's not being paid to read from a script.  Not at all.  :

[popple]

The train crash in Spain killed 79 peekle! Thank God no people were involved.

Jorch/Dave/Dorch is thinking about that turkey and pickle sandwich he's gonna pick up after the show.

[michio]

Georgie was relating his horrible experience with the ouija board. He retold the terrible tale of how the ouija board experiment (that never was) "shut down the studio," and some guy he knows lost his job, lost his hair, lost his sex drive, and just lost it, or whatever it was. Will Nooron ever come clean and admit he was a scared little boy who never had any intention of going through with his hoax from the get-go? No, because doing so would take integrity and a backbone, both of which he lacks.

Now he's playing another of Art's classic songs. The thieving B-turd.

Loreena McKennitt - The Mummer's Dance HD

[Jambar]

I am relieved Art's show is starting up relatively soon.  George stinks and took a great show and drove it into the ground because he's a stupid guy and it shows.  What a sin.  The commercials on the show are sophomoric, especially that Dynovite.com stupidity.  To me it sounds like JJ.  "I am Kid . . . DYNOVITE!"

[Jambar]

diedinhouse.com. I've heard it all now.

[Roy Hinkley]

Georgie closed with "The one and only Coast to Coast AM" - interesting comment with our new great news about Mr. Bell.  You go ahead and claim it Georgie, you ruined it, it's yours now.

[Morgus]

Again tonight at the end of the show Noory in his  thank you list did not mention Art Bell at all, he now ends only with George Knapp and John B. Wells...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'm just glad tonight's show is over.  More often than not turning off the stream is my best reward for sitting through it all.

I'm getting to the point where many nights I just listen so I can keep up with the conversation here.

[Jambar]

George to Robert Young Pelton: "In a perfect world, would there still be terrorists?"

George? Just retire.  What a stupid ass question.