George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[coaster]

If he'd only had a J.P.-approved Wishing Machine, they might have cut him some slack.  The TSA is down with it, according to J.P.

He literally looks like a retard being tested for something in that picture. Fucking mouthbreather.

[albrecht]

If he'd only had a J.P.-approved Wishing Machine, they might have cut him some slack.  The TSA is down with it, according to J.P.

'They see them all the time' and 'aren't alerted to all the knobs and buttons.'  It is a completely different situation than with things like the Muslim kid 'clock,' TSA is used to the wishing machines.

[albrecht]

He literally looks like a retard being tested for something in that picture. Fucking mouthbreather.

Haha. Yeah, like that kid in Royal Tennenbaums.

[ItsOver]

'They see them all the time' and 'aren't alerted to all the knobs and buttons.'  It is a completely different situation than with things like the Muslim kid 'clock,' TSA is used to the wishing machines.

Absholutely.  Meanwhile, Jorch ups the suckage.

TONIGHT'S SHOW

Tuesday - August 30, 2016

First half: Numerologist Glynis McCants is an expert in how patterns of events unfold exactly according to the energy signature of specific numbers. She will discuss how the year 2016 is unfolding numerologically and what the numbers have to say about the economy and how the presidential hopefuls are doing.

[albrecht]

Absholutely.  Meanwhile, Jorch ups the suckage.

TONIGHT'S SHOW

Tuesday - August 30, 2016

First half: Numerologist Glynis McCants is an expert in how patterns of events unfold exactly according to the energy signature of specific numbers. She will discuss how the year 2016 is unfolding numerologically and what the numbers have to say about the economy and how the presidential hopefuls are doing.

Ugh, some more crap about 'putting the number 8 in your wallet' and convoluted addition so that any wanted prediction can 'fit' her number systems. Almost as bad as the tortuous logic and reasoning that the Nostradamus guy does to successfully predict past events.  Personally I've found the more recent phenomena of animal whispering and experts on animals Charkas and past/future lives because at least they, and the callers, were laugh-at-loud funny. The lady who was a former cop and 'lost some friends' when she came out as an animal intuitive.

[Tinfoil_Helm]

More Trump promo tonight.  Jesus Christ, fuck off already.

[ShayP]

Absholutely.  Meanwhile, Jorch ups the suckage.

TONIGHT'S SHOW

Tuesday - August 30, 2016

First half: Numerologist Glynis McCants is an expert in how patterns of events unfold exactly according to the energy signature of specific numbers. She will discuss how the year 2016 is unfolding numerologically and what the numbers have to say about the economy and how the presidential hopefuls are doing.

More importantly David Wilcock follows.  Fuck that guy.    To me he is the worst.  Second worst, in my opinion, is Ed Dames.  I digress...

Then we have Joel Wallach again tomorrow.  But at least there's David Icke after that. 

[JesusJuice]

More importantly David Wilcock follows.  Fuck that guy.    To me he is the worst.  Second worst, in my opinion, is Ed Dames.  I digress...

Then we have Joel Wallach again tomorrow.  But at least there's David Icke after that. 

I'm waiting for Wilcock to come on. I'm not going to listen to Hoagland discuss antique cars and Obummer's summer reading list for two hours.

[ShayP]

I'm waiting for Wilcock to come on. I'm not going to listen to Hoagland discuss antique cars and Obummer's summer reading list for two hours.

Oh JJ. 

[zeebo]

I might be aligned w/ JJ again here.  I actually can't remember which guy Wilcock is but it's getting harder for me to tolerate Hoagie in general these days.

[Donald Noory]

I might be aligned w/ JJ again here.  I actually can't remember which guy Wilcock is but it's getting harder for me to tolerate Hoagie in general these days.

Wilcock is the blonde douchebag who's on Ancient Aliens every week, and claims he's the reincarnation of Edgar Cayce. And he likes to dance for Jorch.

[zeebo]

Wilcock is the blonde douchebag who's on Ancient Aliens every week, and claims he's the reincarnation of Edgar Cayce. And he likes to dance for Jorch.

hehe yeah now he sounds familiar - this may be just what I'm in the mood for, for all the wrong reasons  :

[Morgus]

I actually can't remember which guy Wilcock is but it's getting harder for me to tolerate Hoagie in general these days.

David Wilcock

[Morgus]

David Wilcock and Edgar Cayce photos side-by-side, reincarnated?

[ShayP]

David Wilcock and Edgar Cayce photos side-by-side, reincarnated?

LOL!  Wilcock kind of looks like Tommy Shaw from Styx and the ever famous Damn Yankees.     No?



Meh....Maybe not. 

[Gumby, Dammit]

David Wilcock and Edgar Cayce photos side-by-side, reincarnated?

Hmmm. Yeah, interesting....
One guy looks just like a young Edgar Cayce, the other just like a malignant pigfucker.

[Jackstar]

Y'all still listenin' to Snoory are compelling.

*rolleyes*

[Gumby, Dammit]

Y'all still listenin' to Snoory are compelling.

*rolleyes*

Compelling whom or what, or where or even when?

C'mon, roll them eyes for a reason, not just the usual pithy backfire of logical phallacy.

[JesusJuice]

Wilcock said that everything that happened in the Captain America movies is true.

[Astrid Galactic]

Wilcock said that everything that happened in the Captain America movies is true.

Like that some dweeb would dress up as Captain America and go out and save the world?

[JesusJuice]

Wilcock just said that one of the biggest rock stars in the world will promote his book on Twitter soon. The famous rock star will tweet a photo of himself holding the book and giving his approval. He spent two hours on the phone with him setting this up. He didn't say who it was.

Who do you think it is? "One of the biggest rock stars in the world".

[ShayP]

Wilcock just said that one of the biggest rock stars in the world will promote his book on Twitter soon. The famous rock star will tweet a photo of himself holding the book and giving his approval. He spent two hours on the phone with him setting this up. He didn't say who it was.

Who do you think it is? "One of the biggest rock stars in the world".

Justin Bieber

[Astrid Galactic]

Wilcock just said that one of the biggest rock stars in the world will promote his book on Twitter soon. The famous rock star will tweet a photo of himself holding the book and giving his approval. He spent two hours on the phone with him setting this up. He didn't say who it was.

Who do you think it is? "One of the biggest rock stars in the world".

Maybe Billy Corgan. He's a big Alex Jones fan and a little crazy so 'maybe'.

Or possibly Matt Bellamy from Muse. He's into all that stuff too.

Other than that, I'd change the qualification from 'one of the biggest rock stars in the world' to 'a musician'. So many times I've heard people over-state someone's credentials to inflate their own self-worth, intentional or not. (Not a reference to the above noted. Just saying.)

[loveslibraries]

My guess was that he meant to say 'intelligent life', but you could be right. To be honest, my beef with Noory in this area isn't that he occasionally misspeaks (we all do), but that he doesn't ever seem to realize it and never, ever corrects himself.

Actually one time about 7 months ago, he did try to correct himself a bit after the fact, and he proceeded to butcher the same word over and over again.  He said he knew he could pronounce it for sure, and fell on his face like 6 times in a variety of errors.  He never did pronounce it right.  I wish I knew the date so you could hear it.  One time like that, I couldn't stop laughing for a long time. Best belly massage ever!  I almost felt sorry for him, though. Maybe doesn't correct himself because he CAN'T!  Maybe Tommy should interpret for us!

[loveslibraries]

About a year ago I took out a second mortgage and started taking the Tangy Tangerine supplement.  I've added most of the "special sauces" the vet recommends but I still don't feel any improvement.  Can someone let me know how long it took for this regimen to work for them?

Pretty sure supplements don't take a year to kick in.  Herbs can take the better part of a year, though.  If you are still eating white flour, processed potato, and other simple carbs maybe it's not as effective?  Getting enough sleep?

[Uncle Duke]

Wilcock just said that one of the biggest rock stars in the world will promote his book on Twitter soon. The famous rock star will tweet a photo of himself holding the book and giving his approval. He spent two hours on the phone with him setting this up. He didn't say who it was.

Who do you think it is? "One of the biggest rock stars in the world".

Joe Walsh

[ItsOver]

Wilcock is the blonde douchebag who's on Ancient Aliens every week, and claims he's the reincarnation of Edgar Cayce. And he likes to dance for Jorch.

Dancing for Jorch.  His greatest claim to fame.  He should become a pole dancer to get his self-respect back.

[ItsOver]

Wilcock just said that one of the biggest rock stars in the world will promote his book on Twitter soon. The famous rock star will tweet a photo of himself holding the book and giving his approval. He spent two hours on the phone with him setting this up. He didn't say who it was.

Who do you think it is? "One of the biggest rock stars in the world".

Pat Boone.


He knows Jorch likes it hard.

[ItsOver]

Meanwhile, Jorch's latest literary scam, "Night Talk," is climbing the Amazon ranks.  It's at 73,791.  Four stars, too.  It would be five stars, if it wasn't for the "troothful" reviewers skewing the five star shill reviews.  Damn Haterz.

[Donald Noory]

Meanwhile, Jorch's latest literary scam, "Night Talk," is climbing the Amazon ranks.  It's at 73,791.  Four stars, too.  It would be five stars, if it wasn't for the "troothful" reviewers skewing the five star shill reviews.  Damn Haterz.

You mean you don't think a one line 5 star review which states "makes wee wonder what is possible ," is legit?

A number of the short 5 star reviews for that book have spelling errors, I wonder if it's just the standard moronic Coast listener, or if it's Jorch reviewing his own book under dummy accounts? Some of the reviews are so dumb it looks like something Jorch would come up with. Or maybe he tells his shills what to write.

Latest review, by a "Dr. Taylor": Very impressed with this first time fiction bokk by Noory. A great read. (sic)