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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

pate

Did Sieman Jorch just say "...naughty by a Nuticle smile..." or I misheard?

136 or 142

Jerome Corsi is a lying liar.  I'd like to know his background in accounting that gives him the knowledge of how to properly read charity financial statements.  He clearly isn't aware that charity financial statements aren't like corporate financial statements in that, unlike corporate financial statements, there is no direct relation between revenues and expenses.

So, when he says 'the revenue figures are just reported with no context' (not an exact quote), that's actually what is expected.

Clearly though, judging from it coming out today that Deranged Donald donated to the Clinton Foundation, that a list of major donors to the Clinton Foundation is also separately released.

Corsi says he spent 2 years writing this book.  But, asked about Bill Clinton's $500,000 speeches, the best he can say is "They wouldn't have paid him that much money unless they expected something in return."  So, two years on the book and he can't find a single case of an actual quid pro quo?

When the facts are on your side, pound the facts
When the law is on your side, pound the law
When neither are on your side, pound the table.

Lyin' Corsi is pounding the table.

pate

Quote from: 136 or 142 on August 24, 2016, 10:56:57 PM
.., the best he can say is "They wouldn't have paid him that much money unless they expected something in return."  So, two years on the book and he can't find a single case of an actual quid pro quo?

When the facts are on your side, pound the facts
When the law is on your side, pound the law
When neither are on your side, pound the table...

Did you mean to type "accepted" because by listening to Dave you are channeling his chi or, nevermynd.  I apologize.  Cheap shot.

Dave Sucks!

ignIdiot:  'd foar beretity, burv-tootsie, I jorch'd the shortz on the spalling, thur...

michio

The best part of tonight's show, thus far, has been sNoory lying about this show. He said his talk with Jerome Corsi is not meant to sway you to vote for one or the other.  I suppose the hours he devoted to Dick Morris pushing his book and railing against someone wasn't meant to sway you, either.  Is it just me or is there a noticeable and glaring lack of political equal time Trump negativism in his selection of guests and political commentary?  Not to mention the thrusts of the jagged knife he loves to add about emails when reading 3X5 cards to his guests. Sure, sNoory, you're the second coming of Walter Cronkite.  :(

As Morgus mentioned, sNoory is taking a long weekend because of his latest extravaganza, Scamin' it up in Asheville. The show is produced by Tommy the Butler/Wagner Enterpainment. No word on a Pay-Per-Pooh option for those not able to afford an exorbitant ticket.

136 or 142

Quote from: michio on August 24, 2016, 11:27:03 PM
The best part of tonight's show, thus far, has been sNoory lying about this show. He said his talk with Jerome Corsi is not meant to sway you to vote for one or the other.  I suppose the hours he devoted to Dick Morris pushing his book and railing against someone wasn't meant to sway you, either.  Is it just me or is there a noticeable and glaring lack of political equal time Trump negativism in his selection of guests and political commentary?  Not to mention the thrusts of the jagged knife he loves to add about emails when reading 3X5 cards to his guests. Sure, sNoory, you're the second coming of Walter Cronkite.  :(

As Morgus mentioned, sNoory is taking a long weekend because of his latest extravaganza, Scamin' it up in Asheville. The show is produced by Tommy the Butler/Wagner Enterpainment. No word on a Pay-Per-Pooh option for those not able to afford an exorbitant ticket.

I think the Clinton Foundation should be investigated by independent watch-dogs.  The potential for conflicts of interest are obvious and both Bill and Hillary Clinton have shown a lack of concern with appearances of impropriety and with appearances of conflict of interest.  However, 'appearances' of these things are not crimes and I don't even think they are inherently unethical.

Noory says he isn't taking sides, but in addition to a number of his idiotic comments about Hillary Clinton's alleged health problems, he's had both Dick Morris and now Jerome Corsi on as 2 hour guests, and nobody on to discuss Trump.  He could, for instance, have the person on who did a documentary about Trump in the early 1990s that was re-released (via the documentarians website) a few months ago, or he could have Trump's ghost writer for 'The Art of the Deal' on who now says that he believes Trump is essentially deranged.

I don't know if this was discussed earlier, but this is the story on Dick Morris, I'm sure some of you will remember parts of this.

1.Dick Morris said on his first appearance on Coast that he was wrong about the 2012 election because Chris Christie putting his arm around Obama swayed independent voters and the polls didn't pick up on this because the flooding in the North East made polling impossible.  Outside of that I don't see how flooding in the North East would have prevented state polling in the rest of the country, that isn't what Dick Morris initially said.

Morris made a mea culpa on Fox News (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDhZbT8PVnY) that makes no mention of this, but says that he didn't think that minority and young voters would have the same turnout percentage that they had in 2008.

The reason this is somewhat significant is that Morris was clearly trying to claim that 'had Christie not essentially endorsed Obama, my prediction would have been correct!"

Dick Morris is known for making all sorts of idiotic predictions.  Some are about things like elections, but most are his predictions of deals between groups that he says will occur that never do.

2.Dick Morris was hired by President Bill Clinton after the 1994 mid-terms.  Clinton hired him for two reasons:
A.Since ending his work with Bill Clinton, Dick Morris largely worked for Republican politicians including, I believe, Newt Gingrich, the incoming Speaker of the House.  Clinton wanted Morris to be a liaison to Republican Congressional leaders.
B.Clinton mainly hired Morris to advice the Administration on the best way to promote its policy.

The problem was, Morris quickly started going around Washington bragging that he was Clinton's Chief Policy Adviser and that Clinton was going to try to implement all of Morris' policy proposals.

In addition to being unhappy that Morris was claiming he held a far more important position in the White House than he did, a lot of the White House staff were unhappy with the administration potentially being associated with a lot of idiotic proposals.

This came to a head when Morris claimed that he suggested to President Clinton the idea of a manned mission to Mars and that Clinton should make this the centerpiece of his 1996 reelection campaign.  I forget if he also said that Clinton thought it was a great idea and that he would, indeed, make it the centerpiece of his reelection, but when word of this got back to the Clinton White House, Chief of Staff Leon Panetta had it out with Morris.  Panetta told Morris:  "We love your idea of a manned mission to Mars.  We have just two additional demands: 1.that it be a one-way mission, 2.that you be the astronaut."  Panetta then told Morris "You aren't here to come up with policy, you are here to advise us on promoting policy that other people here have come up with."

Panetta then asked Bill Clinton to fire Dick Morris.  However, Clinton is known to be very loathe to be confrontational and he was non-committal to Panetta.

However, shortly after this, it came out that Morris had used the services of at least one prostitute.  This became established as fact because Morris paid the prostitute with checks he signed in his own name.  The prostitute further said that she realized it was Dick Morris because she saw him on television and she remembered that while she was doing what he asked her to do (for what it's worth, all he ever asked was for her to suck his toes) he would talk about how he was a senior adviser to President Clinton and that he kept mentioning all sorts of policy proposals that he said he came up with that Bill Clinton was going to try to implement.

After this came out, Panetta told Bill Clinton that Clinton obviously couldn't keep Morris employed at the White House.  Bill with Hillary present, then called for a meeting with Morris. According to the write up on all of this in the Newsweek magazine 1996 election special, Morris expected Bill Clinton to say that he also had problems with women and affairs and the like and that he would have Morris' back through the situation, but instead Clinton told Morris that he'd have to fire him. Morris then pleaded with Bill Clinton for a minute or two and then turned to Hillary Clinton hoping that she would come to his defense, but instead she said simply said something like "I'm sorry Dick."

The pretty much universally held belief is that since then Dick Morris has spent all his years doing little more than seek revenge on the Clintons.  He did this at Fox 'News' for many years, but he became too much of a joke even for them, and so now he's reduced to gratefully taking Noory's lifeline.

136 or 142

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Anyone notice that Trump's largest donation EVER before 2016 was to The Clinton Foundation? Guess he thinks it's the best charity ever !!

ItsOver

Quote from: Morgus on August 24, 2016, 10:44:30 PM
At least after Noory's political show tonight, tomorrow's guest is Linda Howe, who takes over the interviews and Noory mostly takes a nap.
Then on Friday night, Noory is taking off - so its a 3day Noory Free weekend...
And Knapp on Sunday.  Jorch is "livin' it up" in Asheville.  I guess the Hooterville High Auditorium was already booked up.  Asheville's loss is our gain.

Little Hater

Ad-libbing to a story about an earth-like planet orbiting Proxima Centauri, Noory: "it might be able to support life, maybe even alien life!" Well, yes.

136 or 142

Quote from: Little Hater on August 25, 2016, 04:25:50 AM
Ad-libbing to a story about an earth-like planet orbiting Proxima Centauri, Noory: "it might be able to support life, maybe even alien life!" Well, yes.

To be fair to Noory, he probably meant single celled organisms when he said 'it might be able to support life' and when he said 'maybe even alien life' he probably meant the space aliens we all know and love.

It is kind of amusing though that Noory has a degree in communications and yet we have to interpret what he probably meant to say.

Little Hater

Quote from: 136 or 142 on August 25, 2016, 06:38:22 AM
To be fair to Noory, he probably meant single celled organisms when he said 'it might be able to support life' and when he said 'maybe even alien life' he probably meant the space aliens we all know and love.

It is kind of amusing though that Noory has a degree in communications and yet we have to interpret what he probably meant to say.

My guess was that he meant to say 'intelligent life', but you could be right. To be honest, my beef with Noory in this area isn't that he occasionally misspeaks (we all do), but that he doesn't ever seem to realize it and never, ever corrects himself.

PaulAtreides

Quote from: Donald Noory on August 24, 2016, 09:29:20 PM
Does Jorchette have the same style mustache as Jorch? If so, it's probably hard to tell them apart.

No, but she has Trumplike douchebag hair.

Zetaspeak

Quote from: 136 or 142 on August 25, 2016, 12:10:44 AM
Noory says he isn't taking sides, but in addition to a number of his idiotic comments about Hillary Clinton's alleged health problems, he's had both Dick Morris and now Jerome Corsi on as 2 hour guests, and nobody on to discuss Trump.  He could, for instance, have the person on who did a documentary about Trump in the early 1990s that was re-released (via the documentarians website) a few months ago, or he could have Trump's ghost writer for 'The Art of the Deal' on who now says that he believes Trump is essentially deranged.

The few occasions that he has somebody who is negative of Trump, that's when he quickly reminds everybody that "they don't to politics" and then add his great insight that "every politician does this sort of stuff". You are right, there is just as much "conspiracies" and even confirmed shady facts about Trump, but Noory doesn't touch those at all.  Here are some tweets from last night, all from different people.

-"Heard the first hour guest and subject and turned off @coasttocoastam. Not interested in your Fox wannabe politics."
-" u promoted BIRTHERRISM with JCorsi in 09 & you're at it again promoting right wing lies about @HillaryClinton it won't work"
-"hey Noory, did you remember to wear your "Make America Great Again" Trump hat b4 tonight's #jerrycorsi #agitprop piece?
-"Well here is more Hillary bashing on this show tonight. So much for unbiased reporting George. Nice showing your true colors"
-"hope the heck the political grandstanding segment is over. Skipping first hr these dya so I don’t have to listen 2 that bs... guess poltical impartial went out the window for the almighty ratings. Turning off the radio. This is noot c2c.

-"so many blatantly false claims are going unchallenged. SHAME @jerome_corsi"
-"Clinton isn't crazy trump is. All rich people are liars and crooks who cares"
-" I never considered Coast right wing show even though on same channel as Rush L. But this year is heavy Right lean on Coast."
-"Turned you and Corsi off last night. There is enough political stuff on all day and I don't want to hear it on C2C"

These are nine different people who took the time on twitter so say how disappointed they are with this type of show.

Donald Noory

Quote from: PaulAtreides on August 25, 2016, 11:24:51 AM
No, but she has Trumplike douchebag hair.

Oh, that must be where Jorch gets his political views. Does Jorchette wear a "Make America Grate Again" hat? Trump is doing his best to make America grate (on everyone's nerves).

Uncle Duke

Quote from: Zetaspeak on August 25, 2016, 11:25:30 AM
The few occasions that he has somebody who is negative of Trump, that's when he quickly reminds everybody that "they don't to politics" and then add his great insight that "every politician does this sort of stuff". You are right, there is just as much "conspiracies" and even confirmed shady facts about Trump, but Noory doesn't touch those at all.  Here are some tweets from last night, all from different people.

-"Heard the first hour guest and subject and turned off @coasttocoastam. Not interested in your Fox wannabe politics."
-" u promoted BIRTHERRISM with JCorsi in 09 & you're at it again promoting right wing lies about @HillaryClinton it won't work"
-"hey Noory, did you remember to wear your "Make America Great Again" Trump hat b4 tonight's #jerrycorsi #agitprop piece?
-"Well here is more Hillary bashing on this show tonight. So much for unbiased reporting George. Nice showing your true colors"
-"hope the heck the political grandstanding segment is over. Skipping first hr these dya so I don’t have to listen 2 that bs... guess poltical impartial went out the window for the almighty ratings. Turning off the radio. This is noot c2c.

-"so many blatantly false claims are going unchallenged. SHAME @jerome_corsi"
-"Clinton isn't crazy trump is. All rich people are liars and crooks who cares"
-" I never considered Coast right wing show even though on same channel as Rush L. But this year is heavy Right lean on Coast."
-"Turned you and Corsi off last night. There is enough political stuff on all day and I don't want to hear it on C2C"

These are nine different people who took the time on twitter so say how disappointed they are with this type of show.

*laughs*  Nine tweets out of what, hundreds made during this interview?  The only sensible one is the last one you reposted.  Seriously, what percentage of C2C listeners do you think tune in for political insight?  And of those who do, what percentage do you think had their vote swayed last night?  We listen to C2C to learn about consciousness, Serpo, shadow people, and Bigfoot.  You know, normal crazy, not Trump crazy.

Donald Noory

Trump should start tuning in to Jorch's news segment on Coast, to supplement the rest of the news he gets from The National Enquirer. (This isn't a joke, Trump said he reads the National Enquirer and he's quoted it numerous times in the last few months)

136 or 142

Quote from: Uncle Duke on August 25, 2016, 12:07:21 PM
*laughs*  Nine tweets out of what, hundreds made during this interview?  The only sensible one is the last one you reposted.  Seriously, what percentage of C2C listeners do you think tune in for political insight?  And of those who do, what percentage do you think had their vote swayed last night?  We listen to C2C to learn about consciousness, Serpo, shadow people, and Bigfoot.  You know, normal crazy, not Trump crazy.

You seriously think Noory gets hundreds of tweets to the Coast to Coast twitter feed for a two hour segment? 

Uncle Duke

Quote from: 136 or 142 on August 25, 2016, 01:43:58 PM
You seriously think Noory gets hundreds of tweets to the Coast to Coast twitter feed for a two hour segment?

I've never looked at Twitter so I don't know.  That's why I posed that segment of the post as a question, not a statement. 

I don't discuss partisan politics on Bellgab, but I am curious how people here will react when Trump accepts George's invite to appear on C2C.  I would host a listening party if that happens, hearing the likes of Bill the AAA,  Annie, and the student loan guy asking Trump questions would be great radio. 

akwilly

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on August 24, 2016, 09:18:30 AM

Gee...thanks Georgette.

Many men are named after their father, but I never heard of one named after his mommy. That explains a lot.

Sadly, No(t)well is based on Noory's fantasy of himself.
Christine Michaels..running back for Seattle Seahawks

zeebo

Quote from: Little Hater on August 25, 2016, 10:43:37 AM
My guess was that he meant to say 'intelligent life', but you could be right. To be honest, my beef with Noory in this area isn't that he occasionally misspeaks (we all do), but that he doesn't ever seem to realize it and never, ever corrects himself.

He can't correct himself because doing so would introduce the possibility of more errors, which could create an infinite loop.

Donald Noory

Is it true that Jorch will be appearing on the new season of Dancing with the Stars?

Zetaspeak

Quote from: Uncle Duke on August 25, 2016, 12:07:21 PM
*laughs*  Nine tweets out of what, hundreds made during this interview?  The only sensible one is the last one you reposted.  Seriously, what percentage of C2C listeners do you think tune in for political insight?  And of those who do, what percentage do you think had their vote swayed last night?  We listen to C2C to learn about consciousness, Serpo, shadow people, and Bigfoot.  You know, normal crazy, not Trump crazy.

136 is right on this, there is very little actual twitter interaction during the show. Most of the time you get like a handful of comments but not much more, which is really telling for a national show. Noory has always been behind in utilizing the site/social media to the show. Just recently has he started giving *some* live tweets during the show on C2C end. It's total contrast of the Art Bell days who was so ahead of the curve with live updates on his website and connecting the website to his show, while we were all mostly on dail up still lol. Imagine what Art could do in this environment, I remember Art doing MITD and he would get a lot more twitter response during his shows than Norry would ever had with C2C.

As for the Corsi segment, if we are talking about tweets specifically during the 2 hour interview block (let's say 1am to 3:!5est) 8 out of the 9 tweets were during that time (the one you bolded was written in the morning). During that same time there were two tweets that agreed/enjoyed the show
-"you listening to @coasttocoastam about the clintons? how can any Americans vote for so much corruption"
-"How many people have been killed by the Clinton Crime Family do you suppose ? I would say at least a hundred by now."

There a 4 to 1 ratio of people bothering to tweet the show that are bored of the subject or against it's one-sidedness. I am not saying there are people who listen to the show who don't agree with Corsi. But I do think there's a strong number of people who turn into coast for "difference" and an alternative. Just repeating stories we hear on every other AM talk radio station and on Fox or on Breitbart. I think a lot of people just reject that.

It reminds me of Noory and is medical infomercial shows. He keeps saying he gets all these emails of people wanting this type of show but when I look at twitter during it, the vast majority seem to hate those medical shows.

Tinfoil_Helm

Noory was so piss-poor last night I almost resorted to listening to Heather. 

It was just so fucking boring listening to him prattle on about how he thinks they hide money.  For like 2 hours!  And I don't pay enough attention to the Clinton Foundation, but I think they have been graded an "A" by independent sources. 

Uncle Duke

Quote from: Zetaspeak on August 25, 2016, 08:04:45 PM

136 is right on this, there is very little actual twitter interaction during the show. Most of the time you get like a handful of comments but not much more, which is really telling for a national show. Noory has always been behind in utilizing the site/social media to the show. Just recently has he started giving *some* live tweets during the show on C2C end. It's total contrast of the Art Bell days who was so ahead of the curve with live updates on his website and connecting the website to his show, while we were all mostly on dail up still lol. Imagine what Art could do in this environment, I remember Art doing MITD and he would get a lot more twitter response during his shows than Norry would ever had with C2C.

As for the Corsi segment, if we are talking about tweets specifically during the 2 hour interview block (let's say 1am to 3:!5est) 8 out of the 9 tweets were during that time (the one you bolded was written in the morning). During that same time there were two tweets that agreed/enjoyed the show
-"you listening to @coasttocoastam about the clintons? how can any Americans vote for so much corruption"
-"How many people have been killed by the Clinton Crime Family do you suppose ? I would say at least a hundred by now."

There a 4 to 1 ratio of people bothering to tweet the show that are bored of the subject or against it's one-sidedness. I am not saying there are people who listen to the show who don't agree with Corsi. But I do think there's a strong number of people who turn into coast for "difference" and an alternative. Just repeating stories we hear on every other AM talk radio station and on Fox or on Breitbart. I think a lot of people just reject that.

It reminds me of Noory and is medical infomercial shows. He keeps saying he gets all these emails of people wanting this type of show but when I look at twitter during it, the vast majority seem to hate those medical shows.

And your point?  If I was a Trump supporter, which certainly I'm not, I would point out the majority of callers from this segment, were anti-Clinton. Which carries more weight, callers or tweeter?  I suppose it's a function of who you support in the upcoming election.  I think we've established where you and 136 stand.  Me?  I listen to C2C because fifteen years ago Art talked me into buying a CCrane Encore and it still dutifully records every C2C show.  I listen to maybe three out of every seven, this Corsi interview only because of the posts here.  I wouldn't be surprised if anything he said was true.  Does it change how I'm going to vote?  No.  And who will I vote for???  No one's business but my own.

In the meantime, bring back the ghost and alien guests.


JesusJuice

LMH will now be on starting in the second hour. A first hour guest has been added.

>Earthfiles Investigative reporter Linda Moulton Howe will discuss plasma physicist John Brandenburg's data comparing the radioactive isotopes in Earth’s and Mars’ atmospheres; the 26 mosquito species that could potentially spread the Zika virus; UFO researcher Paul Blake Smith's surprising revelation in FBI reports regarding the 1942 crash of TWA Flight # 3 carrying actress Carole Lombard and the 15 pilots headed to war after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor; and electromagnetic interference of civilian and military airplanes by UFOs dating back to the 1940s to the early 1950s.

>In the first hour, Kelly Maroon will share her study of runes, and vowel and chakra therapy. She will also address the Akashic Records and how to connect with the animals in your life.

Robert

Quote from: Zetaspeak on August 25, 2016, 08:04:45 PMThere a 4 to 1 ratio of people bothering to tweet the show that are bored of the subject or against it's one-sidedness. I am not saying there are people who listen to the show who don't agree with Corsi. But I do think there's a strong number of people who turn into coast for "difference" and an alternative. Just repeating stories we hear on every other AM talk radio station and on Fox or on Breitbart. I think a lot of people just reject that.

It reminds me of Noory and is medical infomercial shows. He keeps saying he gets all these emails of people wanting this type of show but when I look at twitter during it, the vast majority seem to hate those medical shows.
That's it.  It's usually not too awful to have even a bad interview of someone on an unusual subject.  It can even be interesting to have an exceptionally good interviewer deal with a subject that's not unusual.  But when neither the guest nor the host bring anything novel to the table, what good is it except as noise to fall asleep to?

JesusJuice

Jerome Corsi is the new segment guest again. He was the full guest last night and news segment guest last week. Get married already. I just know that he's the one that ghost wrote Night Talk.

zeebo

Quote from: JesusJuice on August 25, 2016, 10:11:32 PM
Jerome Corsi is the new segment guest again. He was the full guest last night and news segment guest last week. Get married already. I just know that he's the one that ghost wrote Night Talk.

George and he have had a very cozy banter complimenting each other's books recently.   ::)

zeebo

Quote from: JesusJuice on August 25, 2016, 09:41:55 PM
LMH will now be on starting in the second hour. A first hour guest has been added.
...
>In the first hour, Kelly Maroon will share her study of runes, and vowel and chakra therapy. She will also address the Akashic Records and how to connect with the animals in your life.

Damn I want my high strangeness, not friggin chakra shmakras!  Gives me time for a beer run though.

TigerLily


c2c or mitd while I wait for LMH. I'm blessed with an abundance of wonderful choices. sNoory and woo woo wins out

Ciardelo

Quote from: TigerLily on August 25, 2016, 10:20:33 PM
c2c or mitd while I wait for LMH. I'm blessed with an abundance of wonderful choices. sNoory and woo woo wins out
Good girl. I'll be there--my animal spirit guide, the Panda will be there to meet with yours my dear. I'm going to bed to close my eyes to better experience the meld.

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