George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

Jorch gave me a good laugh when he shat all over that Bonnie in Pahrump/Lady Di caller. If only more hosts would do that

[Donald Noory]

Is Jorch a member of the Hair Club for Men?

[Izintit?]

What is Jorch's book Night Talk about anyway? Is it a record of the post-coital conversations between himself and Tommy?

I believe Night Tawk is about a small market radio show host that steals a nationally popular over night program and runs it into the ground.

[Izintit?]

Is Jorch a member of the Hair Club for Men?

Only his hairdresser and Tommie know for sure. He'll,maybe Tommy IS his hairdresser.

[Dateline]

I just read this simple and straightforward book review.

For the book Night Talk to be a success he should just stfu.

When awarding stars, the reviewer was silent, none were awarded.

[bateman]

Maybe Greg Noory could reach out to another demographic.   What about Paranormal Catfish Noodling?  Annie from Alabamee could join.

Gayghostlydate.com is a potential goldmine!

[JesusJuice]

Fuck. George just read a news story about a 4 month old baby that was punched to death by her dad because she kept making "baby talk"! 

[zeebo]

George just promo'd a segment with "We're going to look at the digital world and how it's changing ... the world."

[ShayP]

Kid gets her throat slit by a kite string.  *sigh*  Noory and his fetish. 

[ItsOver]

Enjoy, Jorch.  You sicko.  You can thank Drudge.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/19/woman-who-decapitated-snakes-with-scissors-and-ate-their-heads-e/

[Zetaspeak]

First guest was surprisingly good, when I read the topic as "technology in politics" I thought uh oh another politics show, but it stayed pretty neutral and focused mostly on the technology which was surprisingly good. The guest did say he likes Drudge site, but errr at least he wasn't obnoxious about it 

The second half guest had my favorite Jorch. The guest ask "If you win $250 dollars would you still lease or will you buy a car. Noory replied "Not necessarily"  My reaction was, Wait what Jorch you god a quarter of a billion and you will still lease a car? Then Noory adds a bonus thought on what he would do with the money that would make Miss USA proud, "I would help people with that money" Ooooh Jorch.

[ItsOver]

Get ready for it.  "Could it be portals?," followed by opeeen lines, and UFO Phil.

Date:   Friday - August 19, 2016
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Joshua P. Warren, Open Lines
Paranormal investigator Joshua P. Warren explains why Asheville is a paranormal vortex and how you can find such vortexes in your own city or home. He'll share details about North Carolina's Brown Mountain Lights, where anomalous 'ghost lights' have been seen for decades. Followed by Open Lines in the latter half.

Website(s):
joshuapwarren.com
BrownMountainLights.com
Book(s):
Haunted Asheville
Evil in Asheville
Don't Play with Robert
The Gringo Maniac Murder Spree

[ShayP]

Paranormal investigator Joshua P. Warren explains why Asheville is a paranormal vortex and how you can find such vortexes in your own city or home.

Hahaha!  Of course J Pee W would say his town is a "paranormal vortex."  Now I can find a paranormal vortex tourist cash grab in my home town.  I'm all ears.

[ItsOver]

Hahaha!  Of course J Pee W would say his town is a "paranormal vortex."  Now I can find a paranormal vortex tourist cash grab in my home town.  I'm all ears.

Another battle of the vortices.  Warren's paranormal vortex vs. Jorch's portal of suckage.  Another implosion of the ear drums is upon us.

[ItsOver]

Guests:   Joshua P. Warren, Open Lines
Paranormal investigator Joshua P. Warren explains why Asheville is a paranormal vortex and how you can find such vortexes in your own city or home. He'll share details about North Carolina's Brown Mountain Lights, where anomalous 'ghost lights' have been seen for decades. Followed by Open Lines in the latter half.

Website(s):
joshuapwarren.com
BrownMountainLights.com
Book(s):
Haunted Asheville
Evil in Asheville
Don't Play with Robert
The Gringo Maniac Murder Spree

The Gringo Maniac Murder Spree?  How did I miss that one?



https://www.amazon.com/Gringo-Maniac-Murder-Spree/dp/0692575642

[ShayP]

Another battle of the vortices.  Warren's paranormal vortex vs. Jorch's portal of suckage.  Another implosion of the ear drums is upon us.

When two worlds collide...who knows the outcome.  Hold me. 

[ShayP]

The Gringo Maniac Murder Spree?  How did I miss that one?

You missed it because you are a sensible intelligent person who knows.....

Wait!...how did you find it?     I take it all back.  LOL! 

[ItsOver]

When two words collide...who knows the outcome.  Hold me. 

Ha!  Art's retired, MV's "lost interest."  It's so comforting to know "we'll always have Jorch." 

[Donald Noory]

When Jorch marks off the section of his driver's license info regarding organ donation, does he write in "brain donor"?

[21st Century Man]

Joshua Pee is of the same ilk as Noory.  Both are self-serving opportunists.  Warren is smarter though.    He goes on vacations to Puerto Rico and pretends he is investigating the paranormal when he is really lounging around drinking margaritas and pina coladas and probably getting some sweet poontang on the side.  Just don't tell his wife.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

When Jorch marks off the section of his driver's license info regarding organ donation, does he write in "brain donor"?

Abby Noorymal

[Donald Noory]

Abby Noorymal

I wonder if scientists will remove Jorch's brain and study it, like they did with Einstein's. The question "how can one person be so stupid?" will undoubtedly puzzle them for eons to come.

[ItsOver]

When Jorch marks off the section of his driver's license info regarding organ donation, does he write in "brain donor"?

[Mizak]

First guest was surprisingly good, when I read the topic as "technology in politics" I thought uh oh another politics show, but it stayed pretty neutral and focused mostly on the technology which was surprisingly good. The guest did say he likes Drudge site, but errr at least he wasn't obnoxious about it 

The second half guest had my favorite Jorch. The guest ask "If you win $250 dollars would you still lease or will you buy a car. Noory replied "Not necessarily"  My reaction was, Wait what Jorch you god a quarter of a billion and you will still lease a car? Then Noory adds a bonus thought on what he would do with the money that would make Miss USA proud, "I would help people with that money" Ooooh Jorch.

Yes I was surprised by the first guest also.Same reason.   snory helps people pay for Internet so he has someone on YouTube kissing his arse!

[Morgus]

I saw Noory's head popped up again on tonight's new episode of Ancient Aliens about UFO crashes.
Also John Lear, Linda Howe, Richard Doland also appeared.

[akwilly]

I saw Noory's head popped up again on tonight's new episode of Ancient Aliens about UFO crashes.
Also John Lear, Linda Howe, Richard Doland also appeared.

I'm surprised they are making new shows. I would have thought they would have ran out of "evidence" by now. I do like the show though.

[Morgus]

I'm surprised they are making new shows. I would have thought they would have ran out of "evidence" by now. I do like the show though.

The newer Ancient Aliens shows do seem to be branching out to non-ancient topics now like modern UFOs like last night's new episode.

This season one of the new producers is Bill Mumy (played Will Robinson on the 60's Lost in Space TV show).
I wonder if Noory is aware of that since he appears on the show.
He should have Mumy back as a guest to talk about it...

[loveslibraries]

I found this story associated with the new venture.

I'm a 23 year old female and have just had a terrifying experience with an incubus. I've suffered from sleep paralysis in the past with occasional intense, sexual presence.

One time I felt my trousers being pulled down and another time I felt someone lick my arm while I was unable to move.

I haven't had these experiences in years but about an hour ago I was asleep on the couch and I had a sleep paralysis episode. I woke up but couldn't move. I was used to this from before so I was relaxed and told myself it would pass in a few seconds. I even felt quite proud of myself for being so calm but was tired so was like 'ugh just hurry up so I can get back to sleep!'

Then I felt a sudden angry presence which held on to my ankles. I had limited movement at this point and could no longer open my eyes but I was in a foetal position so reached down to try to remove the grip. I felt the hands but no one will ever convince me it didn't happen. I pulled and clawed and the being bit my hands not hard but more of a warning. I was terrified at this point and could not speak but I thought maybe he could read my thoughts so I started apologising repeatedly in my head. He softened his grip and started stroking me. Then I felt him enter me and his fingers massaging me. He wasn't very gentle. I was so scared of him getting angry again that I let it all happen until he was finished. After struggling for 10-15 minutes trying to open my eyes they just opened so peacefully like he'd left.

I don't have any experience of this site, and literally woke up and went online to try to find help. I found this site and thought I would put this to people who know more than me.

This happened at 9.30pm and it is currently 11pm and I'm too scared to go back to sleep. Is there any way of getting rid if this demon without angering him again?

I really need your experiences, should I expect a return visit?

I've heard these spirits are usually mild and gentle, does this mean mine is evil?

Any help greatly appreciated


P. S.   He just visited me again and this time I caught a glimpse of him.  He looked alarmingly like that terrible host of Coast to Coast AM, George Noory.  I feel so dirty and ashamed.   I let that creep touch me!!  Oh!  What will I do?

Tell her to keep with something inside her vagina.  And that types like this one don't how their real identity but they take on another appearance. Might sleep with Rubbermaids or Sterlights around the bed, with dollar store BELLS on.  Phantom won't like views so set up video.

[ItsOver]

Joshua Pee is of the same ilk as Noory.  Both are self-serving opportunists.  Warren is smarter though.    He goes on vacations to Puerto Rico and pretends he is investigating the paranormal when he is really lounging around drinking margaritas and pina coladas and probably getting some sweet poontang on the side.  Just don't tell his wife.

Warren's an obvious fraud, more so than usual, but he's easy for me to listen to and I couldn't sleep last night so I listened a bit.  Jorch was feigning excitement about actually doing a supposed paranormal show, for a change.  :

J.P. was pushing his "wishing machine," again.  Jorch wanted to bring his to the upcoming Asheville con-fest but was afraid it might get the TSA excited with all it's "knobs and thingies."  Warren assured him it would be OK since a good TSA buddy of his told him they saw the things coming through security at the airport all the time and knew what they were. That certainly makes me feel better.   "Come on through, Jorch.  We know you're a moron and your screwy looking device further confirms it, so you're good to go!"



Note:  J.P.'s Paranormal Vortex is on the right, Jorch's Portal of Suckage is on the left.

[PB the Deplorable]

...  Jorch was feigning excitement about actually doing a supposed paranormal show...

''This speshul pro gram cald Coast tuh Coast''