George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Donald Noory]

Dancing for Jorch.  His greatest claim to fame.  He should become a pole dancer to get his self-respect back.

Or he could star in Joe Dirt III if David Spade isn't available.

[Astrid Galactic]

You mean you don't think a one line 5 star review which states "makes wee wonder what is possible ," is legit?

A number of the short 5 star reviews for that book have spelling errors, I wonder if it's just the standard moronic Coast listener, or if it's Jorch reviewing his own book under dummy accounts? Some of the reviews are so dumb it looks like something Jorch would come up with. Or maybe he tells his shills what to write.

Latest review, by a "Dr. Taylor": Very impressed with this first time fiction bokk by Noory. A great read. (sic)

Probably hired some 3rd world click farm with English as a 5th language.

[JesusJuice]

David Icke will be the second half guest tonight. He will be discussing how (((reptillians))) are influencing the media to lead us to WWIII so that they can create a one world government.

It's still better than Hoagland's warmed over Roswell crap tonight.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C83f40Z9azM

[Ted Baxter]

Meanwhile, Jorch's latest literary scam, "Night Talk," is climbing the Amazon ranks.  It's at 73,791.  Four stars, too.  It would be five stars, if it wasn't for the "troothful" reviewers skewing the five star shill reviews.  Damn Haterz.

Come on give Snoory a break. U know hes the last person to interview Jimmy Hoffa and we all know how that worked out 

[136 or 142]

David Icke will be the second half guest tonight. He will be discussing how (((reptillians))) are influencing the media to lead us to WWIII so that they can create a one world government.

We need this to be discussed on Coast to Coast?  I thought this was already common knowledge.

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch invites everyone in the St Louis area to join him this weekend at St Nicholas Greek Orthodox Church who will be holding 'their annual 99th anniversary'.
It seems a shame they'll never get to celebrate their centenary.
Joorch says they'll have 'food, music, you name it'. Going to be quite some party, then!

[136 or 142]

Joorch invites everyone in the St Louis area to join him this weekend at St Nicholas Greek Orthodox Church who will be holding 'their annual 99th anniversary'.
It seems a shame they'll never get to celebrate their centenary.
Joorch says they'll have 'food, music, you name it'. Going to be quite some party, then!

Will it also have Noory?  That's no party.

[Zetaspeak]

I am not sure what's a worse call-in segment to listen to. The numbers lady/personal readings or medical advice. Just really horrible radio for listeners.

Jorch must really love the medical show. I turned on the radio a little past thirty minutes into to the show and he was already taking calls. It's pretty much a half day for him.

[Donald Noory]

I wonder if Jorch will ever have his ghostwriter write a book about "The Shroud of Urine"? He mentioned it on his show before. That would be a klashic.

[Mizak]

I am not sure what's a worse call-in segment to listen to. The numbers lady/personal readings or medical advice. Just really horrible radio for listeners.

Jorch must really love the medical show. I turned on the radio a little past thirty minutes into to the show and he was already taking calls. It's pretty much a half day for him.

dave says that everyone wants to listen to other peoples readings because all the lights are going crazy on the phone lines.That's what he said he told his boss when he was  on "night suck" when he came in and cussed him out as to why he was having that crap on his station telling dave that No One wants to listen to that. dave doesn't get the only ones listening are the ones  calling to get a free reading from  the magic fortune tellers!

I Hate when I have insomnia and I turn my clock radio on and here this crap.It can be amusing though....

[Dateline]

Maybe we to should be realistic.  Dave is free.  You get what you pay for.

[JesusJuice]

Eh, I'll give Noory another shot tonight. I've been listening to him instead of Hoagland for a couple weeks now, only tuning out when it's an overtly religious episode. Hoagie is talking about NDE, past lives and helpful animals tonight. Not interested in that.
 




Time Travel Agent/ Tarot Secrets
Date:   Thursday - September 1, 2016
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Bob Mitchell, John Titor, Jason Quitt, Marcus Katz

In part one, crime reporter and sports writer for nearly 35 years for The Toronto Star, Bob Mitchell, will discuss the incredible story of John Titor II, who began traveling through time on missions for a highly-secretive arm of the U.S. Air Force in 1979 and served as commander of the 177th Time Travel Division from the years 2030 to 2036 at Area 51. He will reveal the hidden truths behind humanity’s biggest cover-ups including the existence of at least two different off-world colonies, how the U.S. military has a fighting force of thousands of genetically-engineered cloned super soldiers, who really killed President John F Kennedy and how our timeline has been changed without us knowing it. Col. Titor will actually join the program after the first 30 minutes. Co-Author Jason Quitt joins the program in the second hour to announce a new book on the saga.

In part two, scholar, hermetic magician, and teacher of ritual and ceremonial magic, Marcus Katz will discuss his work on mystery schools, western esotericism/occultism, Tarot, kabbalah, alchemy, ceremonial magick, Aleister Crowley, and ritual and initiation.

[JesusJuice]

I just noticed that it says the actual John Titor will be joining the show tonight.

[NoMoreNoory]

I wandered past the TV the other day as my girlfriend's kids were watching Pokemon, and saw a familiar face on the screen...

[Morgus]

I just noticed that it says the actual John Titor will be joining the show tonight.

Nah, I bet they have that phony "John Tie-Tor" that Heather Wade had on months ago?
The real original John Titor left our timeline years ago...
The guest in fact just said this is a different guy, he calls John Titor II!

[136 or 142]

Nah, I bet they have that phony "John Tie-Tor" that Heather Wade had on months ago?
The real original John Titor left our timeline years ago...
The guest in fact just said this is a different guy, he calls John Titor II!

John Titor II: It Lives.

I think the guest said that Titor II has the ability to alter our timeline but that Titor II also needed some book to be finished by a certain date.  Why couldn't he have simply altered the timeline if the book wasn't finished in time?

[JesusJuice]

Nah, I bet they have that phony "John Tie-Tor" that Heather Wade had on months ago?
The real original John Titor left our timeline years ago...
The guest in fact just said this is a different guy, he calls John Titor II!

He said the original John Titor was a fraud and that this John Titor is the real one.

[Morgus]

The guest says his "John Titor II" is only an "astral" time traveler, not physical time traveler.
The original John Titor had a physical time machine with photos of it!
Anybody could claim to be an "astral" or mental-only time traveler - like imagining...

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John Titor II "President Obama is a clone as are several of our other recent Presidents"

Noory "Who are you?"  Titor II "I'm pretty sure...I don't know"

Ok, this show should be one of the best Coast to Coasts of all time (with Noory as the host anyway.)

[Morgus]

When Heather had the John TieTor guy on, I recall he didn't like being questioned and the interview was cut short?
Wonder if Noory will treat him gently to avoid that?

[JesusJuice]

When Heather had the John TieTor guy on, I recall he didn't like being questioned and the interview was cut short?
Wonder if Noory will treat him gently to avoid that?

We're back to "Tee-tor" now.

[JesusJuice]

Noory going all Knapp on this guy. Heather just sat back and took it. I lived to witness this.

[zeebo]

The guest in fact just said this is a different guy, he calls John Titor II!

Yep, he's a Tee-tor Too.

[zeebo]

John Titor II "President Obama is a clone as are several of our other recent Presidents"

Noory "Who are you?"  Titor II "I'm pretty sure...I don't know"

Ok, this show should be one of the best Coast to Coasts of all time (with Noory as the host anyway.)

And he said the little bit he does know was told to him by a gray alien.

[136 or 142]

And he said the little bit he does know was told to him by a gray alien.

He said he can't say who'll win the election because 'it might effect the timeline.'

Yeah, that's the reason.

[Morgus]

Now, this guest calls him "TieTor" just like the guy with Heather!

[Morgus]

He said he can't say who'll win the election because 'it might effect the timeline.'

Yeah, that's the reason.

The original John Titor didn't mind revealing future info, since he said he was from a different timeline anyway and so the events he knew from his timeline may or may not occur in our timeline.
His own timeline would not be effected no matter what he did while in our timeline.

[zeebo]

This guy's like other 'prophets' who foretell obvious things like there's a problem with fanatical foreign govt's and environmental issues with the oceans.  Jeez who needs a time-travel machine for those deep insights.  :

[Morgus]

This "John TeeTor" seems to like Al Gore?

[zeebo]

Now, this guest calls him "TieTor" just like the guy with Heather!

Can you guys tell if this is the same guy from Heather's show?  Sounds like he's him, but maybe in a better mood tonite, not sure.