George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Little Hater]

Noory - the retail chain that sold some of the defective crib monitors is 'Babies R Us'. 'Babes R Us' is most likely the titty bar you and Tommy find yourselves at every Friday night.

[Kidnostad3]

Did the ghost writer agree to call the main character Nero Blaze?

I  heard that Noory had written a novel and, being aware of his well known struggle with the English language, immediately assumed that if any reputable publishing house accepted it for publication it must have been ghost written.  Out of morbid curiosity and tendency toward masochism I downloaded the sample pages from Amazon and after reading them changed my mind.  The book is too inanely conceived and poorly written to be the product of a ghost writer worthy of the title. 

One could argue that a  read of the  9-10 pages excerpted from the book is not enough of a sample on which  to base a fair judgement and normally I would agree.  However, right from the jump Noory's use of hackneyed phrases, tired scenarios and corny dialogue tells you all you need to know about what follows.  It starts out with a stylishly dressed and attractive young woman making her way through a seedy part of town (LA) in the dark dank wee hours of the morning on her way to a rendezvous with a desperate drug addled computer hacker turned government employee who has vital information that he must get to our hero, Greg Nowell, who, as the preeminent late night radio talk show host in all the world is the only one who can be trusted to use it to head off a world-wide catastrophe.  (Yeah I know that was a really long sentence.)   Of course Greg is painted as a tireless truth seeker and benefactor of the many listeners and callers to his program who seek his wise counsel.  This along with the hero being styled as suave, fast quipping man-among-men convinces me that this pap could only be a manifestation of George's delusional self perception.   Ghost written? I don't think so.

[Astrid Galactic]

Oh, how sophomoric. Ugh!

I would bet that it's self-published. No need to be rejected by a reputable publishing house. Write whatever pap you want as long as you do all the work and pay the overhead. Then you sell them on your own. Of course, 'Greg' has a national radio show he can take advantage of to push his crap. I don't know how he gets away with it between that and all of the other personal business ventures he promotes on that show. Must have something big on someone.

[ItsOver]

I  heard that Noory had written a novel and, being aware of his well known struggle with the English language, immediately assumed that if any reputable publishing house accepted it for publication it must have been ghost written.  Out of morbid curiosity and tendency toward masochism I downloaded the sample pages from Amazon and after reading them changed my mind.  The book is too inanely conceived and poorly written to be the product of a ghost writer worthy of the title. 

One could argue that a  read of the  9-10 pages excerpted from the book is not enough of a sample on which  to base a fair judgement and normally I would agree.  However, right from the jump Noory's use of hackneyed phrases, tired scenarios and corny dialogue tells you all you need to know about what follows.  It starts out with a stylishly dressed and attractive young woman making her way through a seedy part of town (LA) in the dark dank wee hours of the morning on her way to a rendezvous with a desperate drug addled computer hacker turned government employee who has vital information that he must get to our hero, Greg Nowell, who, as the preeminent late night radio talk show host in all the world is the only one who can be trusted to use it to head off a world-wide catastrophe.  (Yeah I know that was a really long sentence.)   Of course Greg is painted as a tireless truth seeker and benefactor of the many listeners and callers to his program who seek his wise counsel.  This along with the hero being styled as suave, fast quipping man-among-men convinces me that this pap could only be a manifestation of George's delusional self perception.   Ghost written? I don't think so.

Ha!  "Noory.  Jorch Noory."

[Uncle Duke]

Frequently C2C guest LA Marzulli is an idiot who says some incredibly stupid things, but last night he may have reached a new personal best (worst?).  He and a colleague were retelling the silly "US troops killed a twelve foot giant in Afghanistan" story.  They then told us one of their "sources" told them the giant killed a US serviceman with a huge lance, 3ft long and weighting 8.5 lbs.  Not an exact quote, but Marzulli told us such a weapon was too large for the average man to carry and employ.

So the huge lance was roughly a foot shorter and a couple pounds lighter than a fully loaded M-1 Garland rifle with a fixed bayonet.  The Garland was the standard service rifle of the US Army for over twenty years.  I wonder how our troops, few of them giants, were able to carry and employ a weapon of that size?

[Kidnostad3]

Oh, how sophomoric. Ugh!

I would bet that it's self-published. No need to be rejected by a reputable publishing house. Write whatever pap you want as long as you do all the work and pay the overhead. Then you sell them on your own. Of course, 'Greg' has a national radio show he can take advantage of to push his crap. I don't know how he gets away with it between that and all of the other personal business ventures he promotes on that show. Must have something big on someone.

Yeah I too thought it might be self published but McMillan is a legitimate publisher.  Go figure.  Must be banking on George's devout followers buying it up and they probably will although, I believe I heard that sales of the other books he cowrote were disappointing.

[Dateline]

I won't contribute an additional dime to his Coast gravy train, and I will not waste my precious life reading his self-indulgent garbage.

[UFQuack]

our hero, Greg Nowell, who, as the preeminent late night radio talk show host in all the world is the only one who can be trusted to use it to head off a world-wide catastrophe.

Hahaha, I don't suppose there's any mention of a Sucks thread anywhere in the story is there?

The story of how Jorch came up with the name Nowell, he was gazing at the word 'Novel' on the cover of the book 'How to Write a Novel', his eyes were slightly doubling in his vision at the time so he saw the V become a W and the L become a second L. And thus the great Greg Nowell was born!...saving the literary world and hardcover book retailers from near extinction in the digital age.

[PaulAtreides]

One of the perks of being involved with two dating sites is that Norry has his own special code to enter to gain access to the bounty of members.  Norry knows it by heart, it is LOSER.

I thought it was SMALLHANDS.

[PaulAtreides]

Noory - the retail chain that sold some of the defective crib monitors is 'Babies R Us'. 'Babes R Us' is most likely the titty bar you and Tommy find yourselves at every Friday night.

They go for the buffet.

[Astrid Galactic]

Hahaha, I don't suppose there's any mention of a Sucks thread anywhere in the story is there?

The story of how Jorch came up with the name Nowell, he was gazing at the word 'Novel' on the cover of the book 'How to Write a Novel', his eyes were slightly doubling in his vision at the time so he saw the V become a W and the L become a second L. And thus the great Greg Nowell was born!...saving the literary world and hardcover book retailers from near extinction in the digital age.

Good one! LOL

Or maybe it's a Freudian slip.
Nowell = Not well... as we all know that he's sick.

Probably psychological condensation, meaning that it's both.

[Dateline]

They go for the buffet.

All you can suck, cheaper in Vegas.

[nbirnes]

Good one! LOL

Or maybe it's a Freudian slip.
Nowell = Not well... as we all know that he's sick.

Probably psychological condensation, meaning that it's both.

Good catch! Now you've ruined it for him. 👯

[GravitySucks]

Hi! 

I'm listening to George Noory Sucks! tonight for a change.

So did you hear Dave tell the story about the crocodile attack in Costa Rica and how the man was saved by his friend fighting off the alligator?

[Dateline]

Good catch! Now you've ruined it for him. 👯

I think  he has early onset dementia, but he just forgot he had it.

[Morgus]

Noory often claims his c2cam show never does "politics" as show topics.
But look at tonight's c2cam schedule - topic title and guest description: 

Futurism & Politics
Political consultant Dick Morris has become well-known for his insightful, hard-hitting commentary. Domestically, Morris has handled the winning campaigns of more than thirty Senators and Governors. Internationally, he has piloted the successful campaigns of the president or prime minister for such countries as Mexico, Colombia, Kenya, and Spain.

[Dateline]

Noory often claims his c2cam show never does "politics" as show topics.
But look at tonight's c2cam schedule - topic title and guest description: 

Futurism & Politics
Political consultant Dick Morris has become well-known for his insightful, hard-hitting commentary. Domestically, Morris has handled the winning campaigns of more than thirty Senators and Governors. Internationally, he has piloted the successful campaigns of the president or prime minister for such countries as Mexico, Colombia, Kenya, and Spain.

Norry said "Coast does not do politics"  He forgot or he lied, that is why I proposed early onset dementia.  Now, would Norry, lie to the Coast family? 

[ItsOver]

Ha!  Dick Morris with Jorch.  That should be amusing.  He's sunk even lower than I thought if he has to use Noory to push his books. 

[Juan Cena]

Noory - the retail chain that sold some of the defective crib monitors is 'Babies R Us'. 'Babes R Us' is most likely the titty bar you and Tommy find yourselves at every Friday night.

Dave and Tommee are more the type to go to Chippendale's

[21st Century Man]

Ha!  Dick Morris with Jorch.  That should be amusing.  He's sunk even lower than I thought if he has to use Noory to push his books. 

I'm listening to it now.  I love to hear Dick's stories about the Clintons. He really lays it all out there.

[Dateline]

Since Norry is talking politics on Coast, would Hillary have been the first woman presidential candidate if she had not been married to Bill?

I want to Triumph with Trump!!!!!!!

[21st Century Man]

When Jorch says he doesn't do politics, he tries to give the impression that he is a neutral observer.  He says he doesn't vote either but I have a hard time believing that.  However, he definitely brings on more guests that lean to the right  and if that isn't favoritism, I don't know what is.  I say this as someone on the right.  The man is so disingenous, it's beyond belief. 

[ziznak]

So I get to work and throw up the youtubes.  I planned on finishing the opie and jimmy show I started earlier but then I noticed a new coast to coast up... looks like he's having "pasta fazoolie" on to talk about Nephilim and crap?

So I start the show and jorchy immediately goes into this baby monitor recall... I'm here laughing and then it hit me.

Jorch is unintentionally just as funny as the opie and jimmy show.

yeah I know I'm not sayin much... 

[ziznak]

Hahaha, I don't suppose there's any mention of a Sucks thread anywhere in the story is there?

The story of how Jorch came up with the name Nowell, he was gazing at the word 'Novel' on the cover of the book 'How to Write a Novel', his eyes were slightly doubling in his vision at the time so he saw the V become a W and the L become a second L. And thus the great Greg Nowell was born!...saving the literary world and hardcover book retailers from near extinction in the digital age.

Ahhhhh now that's fucking funny

[ItsOver]

Hahaha, I don't suppose there's any mention of a Sucks thread anywhere in the story is there?

The story of how Jorch came up with the name Nowell, he was gazing at the word 'Novel' on the cover of the book 'How to Write a Novel', his eyes were slightly doubling in his vision at the time so he saw the V become a W and the L become a second L. And thus the great Greg Nowell was born!...saving the literary world and hardcover book retailers from near extinction in the digital age.

Almost as good as how Jorch became Dave Noorie.

[Juan Cena]

Dave can't understand why they would let John Hinckley out of the insane asylum. Apparently, Dave can't comprehend that a) Insanity can be treated, and b) The dude is like 50 something and no longer a threat.

[zeebo]

Couldn't resist listening tonite since topic is physics.  Was comforted to hear both "What would Einstein have done with a computer?" and a long rambling two-part question from Bill the AAA.

[JesusJuice]

Couldn't resist listening tonite since topic is physics.  Was comforted to hear both "What would Einstein have done with a computer?" and a long rambling two-part question from Bill the AAA.

All I heard was "blah, blah, blah". I'm waiting the the Reptilian guys in the second half.

[Morgus]

Couldn't resist listening tonite since topic is physics.  Was comforted to hear both "What would Einstein have done with a computer?" and a long rambling two-part question from Bill the AAA.

I figured old Bill the AAA would have to call in with that guest... 

[ItsOver]

No LMH tonight.  She must be on Summer vacation.

Good news for San Fran.  No Jorch, at least for awhile.  Olé!

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Monday - July 25, 2016
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