George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Robert]

Could it be that the reason George misspeaks so often is that he impulsvely blurts out what pops into his mind without first evaluating it from the standpoints of relevancy or intelligence.   His malapropisms naturally follow because in his zeal to sound knowledgeable and quick witted he doesn't take time to formulate his words before he ejaculates them.  Again, this is classic ADD/ADHD behavior and I doubt it has anything to do with his ethnicity.  He could also be dyslexic given his tendency to misread copy.

No, I think it's the opposite: that he just doesn't give a shit about the show he's doing.

[Robert]

It reads funny, I like this line:

"It deals with high strangeness," says Noory. "I interview guests who are hunting for Big Foot or who are ghost hunters.  I want interesting guests and spontaneous conversations," says Noory, who prefers to interview guests on the fly.

As far as I know "High Strangeness" is a very specific category used by Linda Moulton Howe to describe an aspect of UFO phenomena, but Noory uses it like a general term, like it would apply to anything that's strange, like that time he accidentally shaved his mustache off, he must have experienced high strangeness without it.

He's not the 1st to use the term that way.

[albrecht]

No, I think it's the opposite: that he just doesn't give a shit about the show he's doing.

I never watched his tv show, that is internet based, does he stumble and have bad grammar or phrasing on it?  I did hear him doing an interview on some other show and he didn't sound as bad or make all kinds of speaking errors. I forget which show and it was short. So you could be correct. But even being tired, not caring about the show because you have other business deals, etc so many weird mumblings and weird phrasing? Drinking maybe?

[Morgus]

I never watched his tv show, that is internet based, does he stumble and have bad grammar or phrasing on it?  I did hear him doing an interview on some other show and he didn't sound as bad or make all kinds of speaking errors. I forget which show and it was short. So you could be correct. But even being tired, not caring about the show because you have other business deals, etc so many weird mumblings and weird phrasing? Drinking maybe?

Noory probably takes advantage of editting for his recorded TV show, that he doesn't have available for his live radio show?
You would have to be in the studio audience to see Noory's true live performance like at his convention events?

[albrecht]

Noory probably takes advantage of editting for his recorded TV show, that he doesn't have available for his live radio show?
You would have to be in the studio audience to see Noory's true live performance like at his convention events?

Good point. From the small clips someone posted showing "Norry Live!" "Norry Comes Home" show I will not be attending.

[PaulAtreides]

And Tommy seemed to think a Slinky would go back up the stairs. 
Note to Norry: Slinky works by momentum and gravity, not "centrickuhfull force."

Yeah, really.  You don't have to be a rocket surgeon to figure out that one.

[21st Century Man]

Good point. From the small clips someone posted showing "Norry Live!" "Norry Comes Home" show I will not be attending.

Asheville is just a few hours away from where I live but there is no chance in hell I'm going to pay to hear Noory croon and talk about himself while Joshua Pee Warren gives him a public blowjob.

[albrecht]

Yeah, really.  You don't have to be a rocket surgeon to figure out that one.

[aldousburbank]

Yeah, really.  You don't have to be a pocket sturgeon to figure out that one.

[ItsOver]

No, I think it's the opposite: that he just doesn't give a shit about the show he's doing.

Bingo. Jorch has a good gig and he's milking it for the bucks.  Not bad for a bobo bozo.
 

[ItsOver]

"My, that's a big sturgeon you have there."

[Robert]

Bingo. Jorch has a good gig and he's milking it for the bucks.  Not bad for a bobo bozo.

It explains observ'ns pretty damn well: why he wasn't bad when he started on C2C, why there are occasional shows where you can hear that he's actually interested in the topic, and his main fault -- lack of prep or paying att'n to what even he himself is saying, let alone the guest.  That's always been the easy thing to explain.  The hard thing to explain has always been why they don't can him, given that level of performance.  The only answer I've been able to think of is that it's harder than we realize to get someone to consistently do such a show at that hour for what they're willing to pay.

But now I've another thing to wonder about: why they don't give him show topics he's more interested in.  Bell said Noory would take the show in his own direction over time, but who knew that direction would be into the toilet rather than into subjects he'd rather do?

[PB the Deplorable]

Have George or Falkie made today's announcement about how they're ignoring the trolls yet?

[UFQuack]

He's not the 1st to use the term that way.

Why? Was there someone else I should know about?

[Dateline]

Let's use reverse logic.  I ignore George Norry, thus that must make him a hater. 

[Kidnostad3]

No, I think it's the opposite: that he just doesn't give a shit about the show he's doing.

Yeah, that too.

[Robert]

Why? Was there someone else I should know about?

Might've been Richard Vague, or someone else using it in a relaxed sense.  The narrower sense, wherein an individual experiencing an apparently paranormal phenomenon also experiences other strange things following or in conjunction with that experience, I think was popularized by John Keel, though I don't know if he gave it that name.

[PaulAtreides]

So the new promo code for Paranormal Date is "summer."  I guess they figured that was much easier than entering "forever alone."

[pate]

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[Dateline]

Remember "We don't do politics on Coast"?  Lie lie, lie, lie, lie, lie and more lies. 

[Lilith]

Hi! 

I'm listening to George Noory Sucks! tonight for a change.

[Taco Bell]

So the new promo code for Paranormal Date is "summer."  I guess they figured that was much easier than entering "forever alone."

Tuned into c2c the other night while driving home, heard they now have a conspiracy date website now too. Tinfoil condoms must hurt.

[Dateline]

One of the perks of being involved with two dating sites is that Norry has his own special code to enter to gain access to the bounty of members.  Norry knows it by heart, it is LOSER.

[UFQuack]

Quotes from the 'Night Talk' Debuts page:

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/pages/george-s-novel-night-talk-debuts

"Talkmaster George Noory delivers a pulse-pounding thriller"

Yeah sure that's what he is, a master of talk radio. No doubt about that.

"Now, with this first novel, Noory has established himself as a brilliant storyteller, capable of writing a page-turner that will leave the reader wanting for more (see full review). --Jerome Corsi, author & WND columnist

Jerome Corsi doesn't know to leave well-enough alone. Why would anybody want to be associated with this book? Perhaps I am wrong and the ghost writer did a really great job.

[Dateline]

Sometimes it pays to be illiterate.

[PB the Deplorable]

... "Talkmaster George Noory...

They spelled wankmaster wrong

[Lilith]

They spelled wankmaster wrong

Right?  Who does that?

[nooryisawesome]

Quotes from the 'Night Talk' Debuts page:

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/pages/george-s-novel-night-talk-debuts

"Talkmaster George Noory delivers a pulse-pounding thriller"

Yeah sure that's what he is, a master of talk radio. No doubt about that.

"Now, with this first novel, Noory has established himself as a brilliant storyteller, capable of writing a page-turner that will leave the reader wanting for more (see full review). --Jerome Corsi, author & WND columnist

Jerome Corsi doesn't know to leave well-enough alone. Why would anybody want to be associated with this book? Perhaps I am wrong and the ghost writer did a really great job.

Did the ghost writer agree to call the main character Nero Blaze?

[Dateline]

You ruined her life.

She still has nightmares about what you did to her.

[CornyCrow]

I listened, once in a while, to KKSF for C2C because they carried Gil Gross.  Now the entire station has switched to Spanish language sports.