George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[EvB]

LOL!!! PhotoShop that bitch outta there!

THAT is classic!  I need to go to that site.  Thank you!

[EvB]

And I think I'm too young to know what that means. Is it an acronym? hahaha... j/k..I think I get the gist of it. 

Cougar Barbie

[Sybil]

This is me around the time JFK was shot.  You figure it out. 

Cute beauty mark! And you're a ginger!

[EvB]

AT LAST!

The TOS link:

http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,45.0.html

[Sybil]

That was awesome. Wow. People need to stop fucking up. You'll end up on youtube!

I love Donnie! But my heart belongs to Boss Hogg.

[Sybil]

AT LAST!

The TOS link:

http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,45.0.html

No enchilada. This is what I get:

The topic or board you are looking for appears to be either missing or off limits to you.

Same message I got when I tried to comment on Philosopher's pic.

[Frys Girl]

I love Donnie! But my heart belongs to Boss Hogg.

Me too. I had never seen him. Thanks. You're the best Sybil.

[EvB]

No enchilada. This is what I get:

The topic or board you are looking for appears to be either missing or off limits to you.

Same message I got when I tried to comment on Philosopher's pic.

Okay - this looks like a job for MV. 

[Sybil]

And how to I get my av smaller? It's all pixilated!

[EvB]

And how to I get my av smaller? It's all pixilated!

Mine didn't increase in size - and it's an upload - you could try that but as you know we don't do ani-gifs here.  so - um - WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU MV!???

[Sybil]

Mine didn't increase in size - and it's an upload - you could try that but as you know we don't do ani-gifs here.  so - um - WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU MV!???

LOL! I keep making the pic smaller but it doesn't seem to matter! I guess I'll have to make a nano-pic.

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Cougar Barbie

"Actually, I was looking for your son." Rofl. xD

You're really hot BTW.

I wouldn't jump to conclusions, I'm a bit out of shape underneath the neckline. Weighed in at 205lbs (at 5'11") yesterday. I don't have awesome tits like you so I gotta work with what I got. 

And yes, public announcement: I'm a heterosexual male who cares about his weight. Sue me.

This is me around the time JFK was shot.  You figure it out. 

Aww, haha. I never knew you were a redhead. You're not gonna believe this EV, but I think we might be loosely related somehow. I'm wondering...do you have any family in the Virginia/W.Virginia/Tennessee area? Cause man...you really do look like all my little nieces and pictures of the girls from my mom's side as far back as I can find them. I'd also assume you're of Irish/Scottish/German descent. English is pretty much a given if you're one of those 3 at least.

[Frys Girl]

Really?

Yes! Oh and I have long hair of course. One day, when I'm rich, I plan on getting lots of plastic surgery.

[EvB]

I never knew you were a redhead. You're not gonna believe this EV, but I think we might be loosely related somehow.

I'ts weird - I'm actually not a redhead - but like my Dad (and now my son, though the hue is a bit different) has this reddish light underneath.  So - under light like photographers use - or bright sun - well - there it is!  Isn't that just fascinating? 

As for the realtion thing -yeah - it's likely.  My Dad's family is mostly Norman-celt (English) My Mom's (who I actually look more like) is English/Norwegain.  Looks like our pots didn't have a lot of melting going on 

[Frys Girl]

And how to I get my av smaller? It's all pixilated!

Oh my god. I love that Noory FAIL. Great positioning.

[Sybil]

LOL! I keep making the pic smaller but it doesn't seem to matter! I guess I'll have to make a nano-pic.

Avatar FAIL.

[Pirate King Atomsk]

I'ts weird - I'm actually not a redhead - but like my Dad (and now my son, though the hue is a bit different) has this reddish light underneath.  So - under light like photographers use - or bright sun - well - there it is!  Isn't that just fascinating? 

Actually, my mother's hair is rather reddish in the light, just like yours looks in the picture...but when she goes in the dark, it's more auburn I'd say. My last three girlfriends were pale skinned redheads/auburns. I guess Freud might have been onto something there. 

Avatar FAIL.

FAILvitar!

[Itty Bit]

And how to I get my av smaller? It's all pixilated!

Oh Sybil.    What has happened?  I've heard of going blind when pixilating, but never this!

[EvB]

MV is on line now  -- PM him with all your questions.  Make him feel needed.  He'll love it, honest.

[Sybil]

Oh my god. I love that Noory FAIL. Great positioning.

LOL!!!! Here's a real FAIL for ya! From the C2C webbie.



              FAIL

[Pirate King Atomsk]

MV is on line now  -- PM him with all your questions.  Make him feel needed.  He'll love it, honest.

"Michael, why did God let George Noory on the radio?"

[EvB]

"Michael, why did God let George Noory on the radio?"

No no NO!  I said PM him dammit!  Fill message box with every question you have ever had about the workings of the universe.  It helps his self-esteem.

[Pirate King Atomsk]

No no NO!  I said PM him dammit!  Fill message box with every question you have ever had about the workings of the universe.  It helps his self-esteem.

OKAY, OKAY. *jumps into PM box* Plz no hurt me. >.>;;

[Sybil]

Oh Sybil.    What has happened?  I've heard of going blind when pixilating, but never this!

My avatar turned into The Attack of the 50 Foot Woman!

[Sybil]

No no NO!  I said PM him dammit!  Fill message box with every question you have ever had about the workings of the universe.  It helps his self-esteem.

I guess he would need esteem boosting since he's Microsoft and all.

[MV/Liberace!]

here are the terms of service.
http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,45.0.html

[Frys Girl]

Oh my god. I know. They also sell sweatshirts and tshirts.

[Sybil]

01001101 01101001 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110011 01101111 01100110 01110100 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 00100000 01000111 01100101 01101111 01110010 01100111 01100101 00100000 01001110 01101111 01101111 01110010 01111001 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110011 01110111 01100001 01101100 01101100 01101111 01110111 01110011 00100000 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01100001 01110100 01110100 01100101 01110010 00101110

We all know Microsoft is famous of blue screen, errors, bugs, problems. So we caught one in public. Look at the CNN TV channel below, an error window poped up. Classical isn?t it?

[Sybil]

here are the terms of service.
http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,45.0.html

Thanks Michael.

Can you unsuper-size our AVs?

[Sybil]

here are the terms of service.
http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,45.0.html

So if I'm reading the below paragraph correctly, it means you guys are completely off the hook by anything anyone might say. By posting at all we're throwing ourselves under the bus. You guys are free and clear. So what's the big hullabaloo?

Respectfully Submitted by Sybil.......

You remain solely responsible for the content of your posted messages and by posting, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless the owners and staff of this message board and any websites related to or subsidiaries of this message board. The owners of this message board reserve the right to reveal your identity in the event of a formal complaint or legal action arising from your use of this message board.  When the identity of a user is demanded by a third party, we will only respond to formal procedure.  Emails sent by somebody with a scary title in a tall building will not suffice.