George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Gumby, Dammit]

Yeah, WTF is up with George's hands?   Not Human.

[Sybil]

Oh yeah, here it is. Or I should say, one of the many ah-tah shots I posted.

[Sybil]

Yeah, WTF is up with George's hands?   Not Human.

Well, the rest of George isn't human either, I don't believe.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Dude, this is nothing. Did you hear when he shat on that 15 year old? He said "i think you're pretending to be 15 to get some books". WHAT THE FUCKS?! who pretends for George fucking noory's ebola stained books?

Last night the stupid fucker tried to prank this guy (caller) into thinking he had won (then lost the opportunity) "6,000 books" but it didn't even work, The caller seemed to have no idea that he had ever given away books in the first place.

Then after that he tried to prank this poor distraught lady caller by pulling the old Noory Mindfuck routine, trying to confuse her. But that one didn't work either. George always forgets that ALL of his callers in one way or another are already confused, if not outright mental in the first place.

[Smoky]

Oh yeah, here it is. Or I should say, one of the many ah-tah shots I posted.

lovely.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Oh yeah, here it is. Or I should say, one of the many ah-tah shots I posted.

Sweater meat!

[Gumby, Dammit]

Well, the rest of George isn't human either, I don't believe.

Agreed.

[Smoky]

Last night the stupid fucker tried to prank this guy (caller) into thinking he had won (then lost the opportunity) "6,000 books" but it didn't even work, The caller seemed to have no idea that he had ever given away books in the first place.

Then after that he tried to prank this poor distraught lady caller by pulling the old Noory Mindfuck routine, trying to confuse her. But that one didn't work either. George always forgets that ALL of his callers in one way or another are already confused, if not outright mental in the first place.

*snaps out of mesmerized state from gazing at Sybil?s tits*

yeah that?s why I stopped listening about four years ago because some girl called up to tell about a interesting experience she had...she mistakingly called him art and he corrected her, but he kept interrupting her asking her sarcastically if she was being serious that she never heard of him. She was very polite. He then kept interrupting her saying these really condescending remarks implying that she was mentally deranged. That is classic noory in a nutshell.

[Sybil]

Last night the stupid fucker tried to prank this guy (caller) into thinking he had won (then lost the opportunity) "6,000 books" but it didn't even work, The caller seemed to have no idea that he had ever given away books in the first place.

Then after that he tried to prank this poor distraught lady caller by pulling the old Noory Mindfuck routine, trying to confuse her. But that one didn't work either. George always forgets that ALL of his callers in one way or another are already confused, if not outright mental in the first place.

It's a real hoot how George thinks he's funny. If you suffered through that video of that KLBJ conference in Austin, you'll know what I'm talking about. It was the TalkFest he was attending when he made a big deal about falling in the mud puddle (yeah right) and blinding the window washer with his hideous nakedness at the hotel waiting for Tommy to get back from Abercrombie and Fitch with a new pair of thongs for him to wear.

Anyhoo....George kept trying to tell lame jokes that no one laughed at. I always knew George was deficient but then there was footage of Tommy who is also devoid in IQ. Way devoid! No wonder the show sucks so bad. Tommy told a story about how he convinced a lady caller that George was a robot and how George's arm fell off and how she'd have to wait on hold until they got it back on. I'm not making this up. LOL! Also alarming on that video is how when Tommy talks about George, he gets this dreamy look in his eyes. He's a lisper too, with cock-sucking lips. I know we've kidded about this in the past, but I'm convinced that they're both big gay messes for each other. LOL!

[Gumby, Dammit]

It's a real hoot how George thinks he's funny. If you suffered through that video of that KLBJ conference in Austin, you'll know what I'm talking about. It was the TalkFest he was attending when he made a big deal about falling in the mud puddle (yeah right) and blinding the window washer with his hideous nakedness at the hotel waiting for Tommy to get back from Abercrombie and Fitch with a new pair of thongs for him to wear.

Anyhoo....George kept trying to tell lame jokes that no one laughed at. I always knew George was deficient but then there was footage of Tommy who is also devoid in IQ. Way devoid! No wonder the show sucks so bad. Tommy told a story about how he convinced a lady caller that George was a robot and how George's arm fell off and how she'd have to wait on hold until they got it back on. I'm not making this up. LOL! Also alarming on that video is how when Tommy talks about George, he gets this dreamy look in his eyes. He's a lisper too, with cock-sucking lips. I know we've kidded about this in the past, but I'm convinced that they're both big gay messes for each other. LOL!

L O F L !!!!

[Sybil]

*snaps out of mesmerized state from gazing at Sybil?s tits*

LOL!!!

Yes, Ah-tah

[Sybil]

It's a real hoot how George thinks he's funny. If you suffered through that video of that KLBJ conference in Austin, you'll know what I'm talking about. It was the TalkFest he was attending when he made a big deal about falling in the mud puddle (yeah right) and blinding the window washer with his hideous nakedness at the hotel waiting for Tommy to get back from Abercrombie and Fitch with a new pair of thongs for him to wear.

Anyhoo....George kept trying to tell lame jokes that no one laughed at. I always knew George was deficient but then there was footage of Tommy who is also devoid in IQ. Way devoid! No wonder the show sucks so bad. Tommy told a story about how he convinced a lady caller that George was a robot and how George's arm fell off and how she'd have to wait on hold until they got it back on. I'm not making this up. LOL! Also alarming on that video is how when Tommy talks about George, he gets this dreamy look in his eyes. He's a lisper too, with cock-sucking lips. I know we've kidded about this in the past, but I'm convinced that they're both big gay messes for each other. LOL!

BTW...here's a link to that TalkFest video.....I warn you, it's a TortureFest....Watch at your own risk!
TalkFest 2008, Coast To Coast AM, George Noory, Alex Jones, Austin, KLBJ

[Sybil]

Also! Here's that alleged puddle George Fell into captured by a security camera. George said the puddle was 8 feet deep. Check out the dude coming out the door at he end....he's laughing...LOL

George Noory Falls In Puddle!

[Smoky]

ewww...it's like a greasy version of the sctv sammy maudlin show.

[Sybil]

ewww...it's like a greasy version of the sctv sammy maudlin show.

OMG! You're right! Haven't thought about SCTV in ages. I loved that show!

[Loui Zoot]

Oh yeah, here it is. Or I should say, one of the many ah-tah shots I posted.

Here's the obligatory statement regarding licks and kisses.

[Sybil]

Oh thank god! I thought I scared everyone off with my things!



And George Noory Sucks, BTW!

[Frys Girl]

Also! Here's that alleged puddle George Fell into captured by a security camera. George said the puddle was 8 feet deep. Check out the dude coming out the door at he end....he's laughing...LOL

George Noory Falls In Puddle!

If only that puddle were a black hole........

[11angeleyes11]

I would post mine, too, but, I had to have a breast reduction.  It was too much weight on the front.
That pic flic that you posted on George falling into the waterhole, well that happened to me, too, and then I knew that I was just way top heavy.  I understand he has manboobs, and he may suffer from the same problem I had.  Maybe breast reduction surgery is in order for him also. 

[Frys Girl]

I would post mine, too, but, I had to have a breast reduction.  It was too much weight on the front.
That pic flic that you posted on George falling into the waterhole, well that happened to me, too, and then I knew that I was just way top heavy.  I understand he has manboobs, and he may suffer from the same problem I had.  Maybe breast reduction surgery is in order for him also.

Man I am jealous of you. So jealous. Unlike restless leg syndrome, boob jealousy is real. I'm flat as a toaster (there's your Noory analogy of the day).

[Pirate King Atomsk]

BOOBS?

I LIEK DIS THRED!

[Sybil]

I would post mine, too, but, I had to have a breast reduction.  It was too much weight on the front.
That pic flic that you posted on George falling into the waterhole, well that happened to me, too, and then I knew that I was just way top heavy.  I understand he has manboobs, and he may suffer from the same problem I had.  Maybe breast reduction surgery is in order for him also.

He just had to move up to a bigger cup.

[Sybil]

BOOBS?

I LIEK DIS THRED!

Oh Goody! LOL!!!



You guys make me stop when you get sick of this! I just can't help myself!

[Frys Girl]

BOOBS?

I LIEK DIS THRED!

If we're going to discuss this, can the guys please discuss fake boobs? Pros/cons.

[Sybil]

If we're going to discuss this, can the guys please discuss fake boobs? Pros/cons.

Well, since George is both a real and fake boob, I don't see a problem with it!

[PB the Deplorable]

Shame it's Ian doing the interview tonight with the guy that thinks he's a horse. 

Seems the guest and George would have more to talk about - buying shoes in fours in order to have the back legs match up with the front, where to find the nail clippers with the extra reach, pants alterations, dealing with jealousy and strange looks from the other 4 legged critters, where the tail should go and other procedures when using the toilet....

[11angeleyes11]

That's it, just what Coast needs, a boob reduction. 

[Sybil]

Shame it's Ian doing the interview tonight with the guy that thinks he's a horse. 

Seems the guest and George would have more to talk about - buying shoes in fours in order to have the back legs match up with the front, where to find the nail clippers with the extra reach, pants alterations, dealing with jealousy and strange looks from the other 4 legged critters, where the tail should go and other procedures when using the toilet....

Funny you should mention that! I just found a pic of George's back feet!

[Gumby, Dammit]

Shame it's Ian doing the interview tonight with the guy that thinks he's a horse. 

Seems the guest and George would have more to talk about - buying shoes in fours in order to have the back legs match up with the front, where to find the nail clippers with the extra reach, pants alterations, dealing with jealousy and strange looks from the other 4 legged critters, where the tail should go and other procedures when using the toilet....

Ha! No doubt!

And Great Avatar P*b!

[Gumby, Dammit]

Well, since George is both a real and fake boob, I don't see a problem with it!

Oh God...there's that SICK "Noory Claw" or should it be Noory Hoof?