George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Gumby, Dammit]

Oh Goody! LOL!!!



You guys make me stop when you get sick of this! I just can't help myself!

Sybil, um, I don't know how it happened, but somehow your shirt got in the way of the subject? Help with that please?

[Gumby, Dammit]

If we're going to discuss this, can the guys please discuss fake boobs? Pros/cons.

Fake boob: Don't do it.
Real boobs: It's all good!

[Gumby, Dammit]

I wonder if it takes a certain type of person to recognize that noory is a fraud? ...like a bullshit detector or something.

Yes. That certain type of person would be what's know as a "thinking" person. Also, anyone who has had an unfortunate close encounter with a sociopath.

[pogo]

I made a first post 5 minutes ago, hmm, didn't show up, maybe it takes a few minutes.

[EvB]

anyone who has had an unfortunate close encounter with a sociopath.

Interesting choice of words.  Short of liable (one of the few things we do keep an eye out for and edit when necessary) can you tell me what makes you say that?

[Gumby, Dammit]

I made a first post 5 minutes ago, hmm, didn't show up, maybe it takes a few minutes.

Hi Pogo! Welcome abroad!

Yeah...your post shoulda been posted...maybe hit the wrong thingie?

[EvB]

I made a first post 5 minutes ago, hmm, didn't show up, maybe it takes a few minutes.

Hmmm . . . It shouldn't. maybe you pushed the wrong button?  If it happens again, please let us know.  We've had one or two bit-fucks with lost posts in the past - technical difficulties.

[Sybil]

George and Tommy are big gay messes.

I think this because of a multitude of reasons, i'll list some of them here:

1. They're always dressing like twins. They both wear their matching black leather "Members Only" jackets. Yeah, they're Donut Punchers.

2. Remember when George was all pissy about Tommy killing his plant? That's all he could talk about for weeks. Pillow Biters!

3. Does any one recall when George got a paper cut? He went on and on about it. What a pussy! Then he blamed Tommy for it! Like Tommy sharpened his 3 x 5 index cards somehow just to get him! LOL!!! Turd burglars!

4. George doesn't go anywhere without Tommy tagging along. Ass Bandits!

5. You have to go through Tommy to get to George, whether it's open lines, emails, fast blasts, or snail mail....Tommy's a jealous girlfriend. Butt Pirates!

6. Remember when George found that bird in his house? He called Tommy to come get it out for him. Salami Biters!

I could go on and on!

The following image, courtesy of Gumby, Dammit!

[Sybil]

I made a first post 5 minutes ago, hmm, didn't show up, maybe it takes a few minutes.

Hi Pogo!!!! YAY!!! You made it! We need to get you avatared!

[Gumby, Dammit]

Interesting choice of words.  Short of liable (one of the few things we do keep an eye out for and edit when necessary) can you tell me what makes you say that?

Liable?

George IS a classic sociopath. This is my learned OPINION but if you have ever studied sociopathy there will be no doubt in your mind either.

[Sophie]

Well, since George is both a real and fake boob, I don't see a problem with it!

I wonder if the Noorzier spends time over here?

[Gumby, Dammit]

Interesting choice of words.  Short of liable (one of the few things we do keep an eye out for and edit when necessary) can you tell me what makes you say that?

And are you telling me that you are here watching my posts so you can EDIT them?

If so, that's it for me at this place, as well as I'm sure many others.

[EvB]

Liable?

George IS a classic sociopath. This is my learned OPINION but if you have ever studied sociopathy there will be no doubt in your mind either.

Okay Gumby -- I'm actually INTERESTED in your opinion -- which is why I asked. I mentioned liable becuase once in a while we all get carried away with our examples - or state opinions as fact.  But, in over a year, I've only had to edit posts like that twice.

No offense of any kind intended. Take it as a sign of my overwhelm with all the new "faces."

[Sybil]

Liable?

George IS a classic sociopath. This is my learned OPINION but if you have ever studied sociopathy there will be no doubt in your mind either.

Should we make a generic disclaimer for our posts? I'd hate to have to look for a new refugee camp right away.

[EvB]

And are you telling me that you are here watching my posts so you can EDIT them?

If so, that's it for me at this place, as well as I'm sure many others.

No no no -- I'm a mod.  Once in a great while someone crosses the line.  When it could actually be a legal issue - we have to act.  But I read your posts becuase I'm interested. 

GEEZE!  Would someone who knows me please help me out of this hole I've dug for myself here!!!?  PLEASE!??

And just as an FYI - on the rare occation a post is edited - it WILL NOT look as if the edited part are your words.  It will usually look like this:

George Noory is a >beep<

Edited by EvB - please choose another word - the suits may be watching  sorry!

[Boss Hogg]

The Fall Of Saigon -  30 APR 1975
The Fall Of GLP - 2 JUN 2009

Trying to keep an accurate account of our GLP evacuees. 

Operation FREQUENT WIND is still in effect.
VOA and Radio Free GLP are still looping Irving Berlin's "White Christmas" signaling all remaining GLP OGNST members to move immediately to the designated evacuation points.

I'm concerned however, that we may need to call in Special Forces to extract some of our GLP comrades, who are presumably being held as political prisoners!

STATUS: Successfully Evacuated GLP Refugees
[X] Baghdad Bob
[X] Boss Hogg
[X] Centurion73
[X] Curtis Loew
[X] Gumby Dammit
[X] Hillcrest
[X] Is It EEvil?
[X] Mabuse
[X] Paper*Boy
[X] Pogo
[X] The Professor
[X] Red Shirt Freshman (a.k.a. Itty Bit)
[X] Sophie
[X] Supernormal
[X] Sybil
[X] V for Vendetta

STATUS: Assumed GLP POW
[  ] Bluebird
[  ] Captain Francis
[  ] Crabby Appleton
[  ] Holy Cow!
[  ] John Titor's Clock
[  ] Mountain
[  ] NOLADOG
[  ] Roadster
[  ] Rufus
[  ] Spikegirl
[  ] Splain That Lucy
[  ] Starbrite
[  ] TexasSteel

[Sophie]

Should we make a generic disclaimer for our posts? I'd hate to have to look for a new refugee camp right away.

Yeah, we really can't be held responsible, look what we've been through. 

[EvB]

Should we make a generic disclaimer for our posts? I'd hate to have to look for a new refugee camp right away.

Haha!   Sybil - all we care about it not getting sued.   Honest. 

[EvB]

Yeah, we really can't be held responsible, look what we've been through.

ROTFLM@O!!

[11angeleyes11]

The List of Love for Tommy and George was very supportive of the viewpoint. 

[Gumby, Dammit]

Okay Gumby -- I'm actually INTERESTED in your opinion -- which is why I asked. I mentioned liable becuase once in a while we all get carried away with our examples - or state opinions as fact.  But, in over a year, I've only had to edit posts like that twice.

No offense of any kind intended. Take it as a sign of my overwhelm with all the new "faces."

This is BULLSHIT.

Outa here.

[11angeleyes11]

Starbrite is MIA. 

[Sybil]

No no no -- I'm a mod.  Once in a great while someone crosses the line.  When it could actually be a legal issue - we have to act.  But I read your posts becuase I'm interested. 

GEEZE!  Would someone who knows me please help me out of this hole I've dug for myself here!!!?  PLEASE!??

And just as an FYI - on the rare occation a post is edited - it WILL NOT look as if the edited part are your words.  It will usually look like this:

Everyone put your rifles down EvB's cool....we're all just a little shell shocked right now. We need some drugs or something.

[EvB]

This is BULLSHIT.

Outa here.

Oh crap -- PTSD?  Or am I typing faster than i think?

[Sophie]

When do I get past this #1 Fan thing.  Having his baby seemed to go away pretty quickly.

[EvB]

When do I get past this #1 Fan thing.  Having his baby seemed to go away pretty quickly.

This one takes a little longer - but I can't recall the numbers right now. MV would know.

[Sophie]

Starbrite is MIA.

As well as Spikegirl.  I can no longer log on at the other place, is there still a thread going?

[Sophie]

This one takes a little longer - but I can't recall the numbers right now. MV would know.

Thanks EvB.  I'll get there, I just know it.

[11angeleyes11]

Yes, I read there and it is still going on.   The Statute of Liberty is still held high and the stars are sparkling in the nitesky, Georgie is still sucking.

[EvB]

As well as Spikegirl.  I can no longer log on at the other place, is there still a thread going?