George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[HAL 9000]

Thanks!  A song from my childhood. 

HOLLY COW!  I just realized that this version has the "Abos" verse still in it!  Now that's a real artifact.   ;

I remember my dad actually bought the "45" of this song when I was also still a young kid. Finding the original wasn't easy, but I did about 4-5 years ago.

I have roughly 35,000 songs sitting in my music folder, so "Chances Are" (pun intended) I have what someone might be looking for - if not, I can probably get it within a few minutes (I don't do p2p either)

[MV/Liberace!]

can you post a bigger picture, I can't quite make out the DNA...

BWAHAHAHA

Um, Michael?  The linked images don't automatically re-size anymore.

yeah i'll have to look into this.

[EvB]

can you post a bigger picture, I can't quite make out the DNA...

Once upon a time - linked images would automatically re-size. 

Sorry 'bout that.

[Curtis Loew]

Thanks!  A song from my childhood. 

HOLLY COW!  I just realized that this version has the "Abos" verse still in it!  Now that's a real artifact.   ;



Geeeeeeeeeeze MV!  I was making a smaller one to upload!  It's takes a moment.   

Being from Australia myself I'm pretty sure there's an original  45 of that one around here somewhere. 

[Sybil]

normally you only get banned if you type one of the GLP double-double-top-secret forbidden words...sometimes they do ban certain servers which may ban you as collateral damage...

but, in the OGNST incident, it looks as if they decided to ban many of the frequent posters, perhaps especially those that are not paying members,
just to clean house...but, they will reap what they sow, for

He who disturbs his own house shall inherit the 'tards

That was another thing! I WAS a paying member. Remember?

Nola enhanced me till September.

Gee Hell Pee sucks as much as Noory.

[The Professor]

Uh-oh fellow refugees...its happening again...our thread is now the biggest thread on this site...

Number 1 Thread on coastgab.com, baby!

...now come the trolls, and the haters, and then the bans and the purges...and time for us to pack up and move on again...

<strike up music from Fiddler on the Roof>


Sunrise, Sunset
Sunrise, Sunset
Swiftly fly the years
One season following another
Laden with happiness and tears
...

<then a flashback to the white haired, blind Shao-Lin Master Po, talking to the young Qui-Chang Caine in the courtyard at the Shao-Lin Monestary>

[Master Po] Grasshopper, when your thread exceeds all others in size, it will be time for you to leave...

[Sybil]

WOW!

The threads on acid!

Thanks a lot Gumby, I just had a seizure. Good thing I had my helmet on.

Nice flashback though!

[Gumby, Dammit]

Uh-oh fellow refugees...its happening again...our thread is now the biggest thread on this site...

Number 1 Thread on coastgab.com, baby!

...now come the trolls, and the haters, and then the bans and the purges...and time for us to pack up and move on again...

<strike up music from Fiddler on the Roof>


Sunrise, Sunset
Sunrise, Sunset
Swiftly fly the years
One season following another
Laden with happiness and tears
...

<then a flashback to the white haired, blind Shao-Lin Master Po, talking to the young Qui-Chang Caine in the courtyard at the Shao-Lin Monestary>[Master Po] Grasshopper, when your thread exceeds all others in size, it will be time for you to leave...
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That's what that yellow-hide mutha humpuh Mastah Po told you? Sheeeit, he told me that soon as I could snatch the marbles out of Noory's mouth, THAT'S when I could leave! Sheeeeit.

[EvB]

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That's what that yellow-hide mutha humpuh Mastah Po told you? Sheeeit, he told me that soon as I could snatch the marbles out of Noory's mouth, THAT'S when I could leave! Sheeeeit.[/]

hahahahahaa!

[Gumby, Dammit]

Thanks a lot Gumby, I just had a seizure. Good thing I had my helmet on.

Nice flashback though!

Oh man...MV was saying he tried it on his desktop and had to take it down right away. That's the same thing I did when I first found it...stuck it on my computer as wallpaper...I think it lasted five seconds.

[The Professor]

Sheeeit, he told me that soon as I could snatch the marbles out of Noory's mouth, THAT'S when I could leave!

That line was a classic back on the other thread, Gumby---Brilliant. I think it all got
deleted in the big storm of aught-nine....

[Sybil]

Being from Australia myself I'm pretty sure there's an original  45 of that one around here somewhere. 

Hey Curtis!!!

[HAL 9000]

I haven't heard this one before. But I have heard Mojo Nixon's "Tie My Pecker To My Leg"...can you post that one?

As you might imagine, that's gonna be a tough nut to crack... so to speak.

All I have (or can get) are the following albums of his:

Mojo Nixon & The Toadliquors - Horny Holidays! (1992)
JELLO BIAFRA AND MOJO NIXON - [1997]
The Pleasure Barons (Dave Alvin-Country Dick-Mojo Nixon) - Live

[Gumby, Dammit]

That line was a classic back on the other thread, Gumby---Brilliant. I think it all got
deleted in the big storm of aught-nine....

Thought I'd resurrect it...it was a perfect set up. Your post was brilliant, but my punch line precuded quoting it, so then, worth repeating:

Uh-oh fellow refugees...its happening again...our thread is now the biggest thread on this site...

Number 1 Thread on coastgab.com, baby!

...now come the trolls, and the haters, and then the bans and the purges...and time for us to pack up and move on again...

<strike up music from Fiddler on the Roof>


Sunrise, Sunset
Sunrise, Sunset
Swiftly fly the years
One season following another
Laden with happiness and tears
...

<then a flashback to the white haired, blind Shao-Lin Master Po, talking to the young Qui-Chang Caine in the courtyard at the Shao-Lin Monestary>

[Master Po] Grasshopper, when your thread exceeds all others in size, it will be time for you to leave...

[EvB]

As you might imagine, that's gonna be a tough nut to crack... so to speak.

How about The Eggplant that Ate Chicago   ? 

[The Professor]

JELLO BIAFRA AND MOJO NIXON - [1997]

JELLO and MOJO together, in 1997? Wow, I need to check that out. My roommate way back used to live next door to JELLO B...and I vaguely thought JELLO was dead now, but that could just be an expectation....

[Sybil]

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That's what that yellow-hide mutha humpuh Mastah Po told you? Sheeeit, he told me that soon as I could snatch the marbles out of Noory's mouth, THAT'S when I could leave! Sheeeeit.

Turns out, dems wuzzn't marbles after alls. Dey wuz Tommy's testicles.

[Gumby, Dammit]

As you might imagine, that's gonna be a tough nut to crack... so to speak.

All I have (or can get) are the following albums of his:

Mojo Nixon & The Toadliquors - Horny Holidays! (1992)
JELLO BIAFRA AND MOJO NIXON - [1997]
The Pleasure Barons (Dave Alvin-Country Dick-Mojo Nixon) - Live

It's probably on all three of those!

[Sybil]

JELLO and MOJO together, in 1997? Wow, I need to check that out. My roommate way back used to live next door to JELLO B...and I vaguely thought JELLO was dead now, but that could just be an expectation....

[Gumby, Dammit]

He's got a show that was canceled then brought back on Sirius Satellite Radio called "LYIN' COCKSUCKERS"...it was about politics. HYSTERICAL!

[Gumby, Dammit]

Turns out, dems wuzzn't marbles after alls. Dey wuz Tommy's testicles.

OMG

chokin'

[The Professor]

JELLO and MOJO together, in 1997? Wow, I need to check that out. My roommate way back used to live next door to JELLO B...and I vaguely thought JELLO was dead now, but that could just be an expectation....

...wow, wiki says Jello is still alive, and it was his brithday last week...happy 51st, Jello B...do you suppose he'll have a holiday in cambodia to celebrate?

[The Professor]

OMG

chokin'

you, or Noory?

[Gumby, Dammit]

you, or Noory?

Both, I would imagine!

[Curtis Loew]

Hey Curtis!!!

Evening Maa'm      Although it's not doubt very early morning for you.   

[Gumby, Dammit]

...wow, wiki says Jello is still alive, and it was his brithday last week...happy 51st, Jello B...do you suppose he'll have a holiday in cambodia to celebrate?

There's this guy in Texas that has lots of Mojo's Live Performances on video. Bought one a few years ago...he sells 'em cheap on eBay and if you don't give him an extra couple bux he'll just drop the DVD into an envelope unprotected and throw a stamp on it. A true Mojo fan.

[The Professor]

I feel like if Mojo Nixon listened to Noory, he would definitely be posting here...and he would have written a song called "Noory is Everywhere"....

[Gumby, Dammit]

I feel like if Mojo Nixon listened to Noory, he would definitely be posting here...and he would have written a song called "Noory is Everywhere"....

Or "Noory Is Wreckin' My Brain"

[Sybil]

Evening Maa'm      Although it's not doubt very early morning for you.   

It's 1:00 am but it's not dark yet.

I hope you're well and Noory will quit sucking one day.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Time for Gumby to go hang upside down for the night...been a scream as usual. Thanks everbody!