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Coronavirus 2020

Started by MV/Liberace!, January 23, 2020, 09:29:38 PM

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 27, 2020, 03:28:05 PM
The Four Princes of Bellgab, cruising over to Senda's.  Gonna get some payback for sinking the forum.

They won’t survive exposure to that toxic palace. Falkie’s built up his immunity for years there but noobs to the room? Notify the next of kin.

ItsOver

Right on, bro!

"Television ads play an outsized role in crafting that narrative. This is in part because TV viewership among Americans is so fragmented that we don’t watch the same news, or the same shows, but we do watch the same ads. It is one of the few forms of television that can still saturate society. Please saturate it with something other than shilling while putting on a coronavirus pageant.

There is a danger of wallowing. Yes, our lives have temporarily changed, but no, coronavirus need not be at the center of our every waking moment. In fact, if we let it be, we will all slowly go insane. So please, big companies and advertising companies, just cut us a break. Let us think about something else. I’ll buy it, whatever it is. I promise."

https://thefederalist.com/2020/04/27/enough-with-the-sappy-coronavirus-tv-ads/

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: ItsOver on April 27, 2020, 03:53:52 PM
Right on, bro!

"Television ads play an outsized role in crafting that narrative. This is in part because TV viewership among Americans is so fragmented that we don’t watch the same news, or the same shows, but we do watch the same ads. It is one of the few forms of television that can still saturate society. Please saturate it with something other than shilling while putting on a coronavirus pageant.

There is a danger of wallowing. Yes, our lives have temporarily changed, but no, coronavirus need not be at the center of our every waking moment. In fact, if we let it be, we will all slowly go insane. So please, big companies and advertising companies, just cut us a break. Let us think about something else. I’ll buy it, whatever it is. I promise."

https://thefederalist.com/2020/04/27/enough-with-the-sappy-coronavirus-tv-ads/

Can confirm. I can’t tolerate much more of this We’re all in this together bullshit.  >:(

Gd5150

Quote from: ItsOver on April 27, 2020, 03:53:52 PM
Right on, bro!

"Television ads play an outsized role in crafting that narrative. This is in part because TV viewership among Americans is so fragmented that we don’t watch the same news, or the same shows, but we do watch the same ads. It is one of the few forms of television that can still saturate society. Please saturate it with something other than shilling while putting on a coronavirus pageant.

There is a danger of wallowing. Yes, our lives have temporarily changed, but no, coronavirus need not be at the center of our every waking moment. In fact, if we let it be, we will all slowly go insane. So please, big companies and advertising companies, just cut us a break. Let us think about something else. I’ll buy it, whatever it is. I promise."

https://thefederalist.com/2020/04/27/enough-with-the-sappy-coronavirus-tv-ads/

That crap is stupid. As though everyone is happy and enjoying this. People pissed and don’t want to see anymore of this fake togetherness crap.


Dr. MD MD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJdi_-0P5YM

This one really makes me want to go on a 3 state killing spree.



starramus

I grant to all of the Deplorables who inhabit Bellgab "enlightenment". Get you heads out of your asses, and face the facts. Through his inaction it is called the manslaughter of thousands.

https://www.pbs.org/video/coronavirus-pandemic-w1akqx/?utm_source=whattowatchnews&utm_medium=email&utm_term=mainpromo1&utm_content=20200424&utm_campaign=fron_2020




K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on April 27, 2020, 03:06:19 PM
Ha. I've never had whale meat. I guess it is a mammal so would taste more like pork than fish?

Going through some photo albums, boxes, and such and listening to an old Art show that randomly was picked out. He and Peter Daveneport about the missing A-10, the lockdown at Cheyenne Mountain, and mysterious radar blips and photographs "from a government site." Plane movements and "usual activity" at Air Force bases. Frantic callers.  Art could've really had a field day with Corona-Chan.  "What the hell is going on, I'm seeing a pattern here, don't you Peter?" -Art 1997-04-26

I have never had it either.  But, if I remember the pictures from that first Makah whale hunt where they actually got one, the Indians out there turned most of it into their traditional tacos.  So it probably tasted like tacos.

K_Dubb

Quote from: WOTR on April 27, 2020, 03:10:38 PM
Please do a description of Senda in said mask. I'm sure that his jowls more prominent than cheek bones...

I don't think there is a mask made that would contain that chin; the poor thing would just hang by his ears flapping around.  I could sew him one, in red, but it would look like half a brassiere.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: starramus on April 27, 2020, 05:15:34 PM
I grant to all of the Deplorables who inhabit Bellgab "enlightenment". Get you heads out of your asses, and face the facts. Through his inaction it is called the manslaughter of thousands.

https://www.pbs.org/video/coronavirus-pandemic-w1akqx/?utm_source=whattowatchnews&utm_medium=email&utm_term=mainpromo1&utm_content=20200424&utm_campaign=fron_2020

PBS. LOL! ;D



Way to be a CCP chimp!

ItsOver

Quote from: starrANUS on April 27, 2020, 05:15:34 PM
I grant to all of the Deplorables who inhabit Bellgab "enlightenment". Get you heads out of your asses...


"Heh, heh, heh.  StarrANUS said asses... "

whoozit

Quote from: WOTR on April 27, 2020, 03:07:53 PM
That is great news! Being as Canada has just "followed the science" when we destroyed our entire economy, I'm looking forward to tomorrows press briefing when Justine says, "oops, our bad. Everybody please resume your lives."

Or, I suppose that they could try to drag this on for another year or two until they have a vaccine for me.

I wonder which they will chose?
Im rooting for a vaccine for idiocy.  That’s a vaccine that should be mandatory.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: whoozit on April 27, 2020, 06:33:50 PM
Im rooting for a vaccine for idiocy.  That’s a vaccine that should be mandatory.

Impossible. The only way would be to build a time machine and then go back in time far enough to exterminate your ancestors. They’re working on it. ;)

whoozit

Quote from: starramus on April 27, 2020, 05:15:34 PM
I grant to all of the Deplorables who inhabit Bellgab "enlightenment". Get you heads out of your asses, and face the facts. Through his inaction it is called the manslaughter of thousands.

https://www.pbs.org/video/coronavirus-pandemic-w1akqx/?utm_source=whattowatchnews&utm_medium=email&utm_term=mainpromo1&utm_content=20200424&utm_campaign=fron_2020
Pease cite an example of this forward thinking that has saved thousands from dying elsewhere or shut the fuck up. 

ItsOver

Quote from: Gd5150 on April 27, 2020, 04:33:12 PM
That crap is stupid. As though everyone is happy and enjoying this. People pissed and don’t want to see anymore of this fake togetherness crap.
I'm fully expecting a re-do of this, with a "I'd like to buy the world a bottle of hand sanitizer and a cute but ineffective mask" theme.

http://youtu.be/1VM2eLhvsSM


ItsOver

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 27, 2020, 04:51:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJdi_-0P5YM

This one really makes me want to go on a 3 state killing spree.
Ack!  I'll hit the other 54 states.


K_Dubb

Speaking of, my mom told me today they went to a local distillery that usually makes artisanal small-batch whiskeys (a first for my folks, who deplore drinking of any kind) which is now doing a brisk business in hand sanitizer, so I will at least have a tipple when I'm finally allowed to visit again.

WOTR

Quote from: starramus on April 27, 2020, 05:15:34 PM
I grant to all of the Deplorables who inhabit Bellgab "enlightenment". Get you heads out of your asses, and face the facts. Through his inaction it is called the manslaughter of thousands.

https://www.pbs.org/video/coronavirus-pandemic-w1akqx/?utm_source=whattowatchnews&utm_medium=email&utm_term=mainpromo1&utm_content=20200424&utm_campaign=fron_2020

I apologize. I have searched, and I just can't find it. But with such strong condemnation, I am positive it is here and I'm just overlooking it.

Somewhere there is a post from you in the past condemning all of the presidents and the governors of manslaughter. I mean, 36,000 average deaths per year from flu in the 90's? I'm positive that somewhere there is a record of your outrage that people kept working and spreading disease through those periods. How could the politicians have allowed such a genocide (ageocide?) in the USA of all places?

Quote from: K_Dubb on April 27, 2020, 06:51:34 PM
Speaking of, my mom told me today they went to a local distillery that usually makes artisanal small-batch whiskeys (a first for my folks, who deplore drinking of any kind) which is now doing a brisk business in hand sanitizer, so I will at least have a tipple when I'm finally allowed to visit again.

Good.  Will put hair on your chest.

WOTR

Quote from: whoozit on April 27, 2020, 06:33:50 PM
Im rooting for a vaccine for idiocy.  That’s a vaccine that should be mandatory.

All in good time. I'm told that is what Justine is working on in his basement while he avoids actually doing anything useful. *

If anybody is missing the reference, please check out the government's webpage where it gives his daily itinerary. For the last several weeks he does a briefing in the morning and is in "private meetings" the rest of the day. That is seriously what they post. just the two words under his itinerary. But now I realize it is because he is searching for the perfect vaccine for him to commit suicide with...  ;)

Shame!  Shame!   Well - maybe not so shameful after all.

https://twitter.com/baekdal/status/1254460167812415489

Asuka Langley

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 27, 2020, 04:51:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJdi_-0P5YM

This one really makes me want to go on a 3 state killing spree.

kek, jeep has been dead since they killed off the TJ and started building that abortion of a minivan they called the JK.


K_Dubb

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 27, 2020, 07:32:30 PM
Shame!  Shame!   Well - maybe not so shameful after all.

https://twitter.com/baekdal/status/1254460167812415489

I love the crowded-beach photos that use the same trick.  Today the CA governor nagged folks threatening it could delay reopening if they don't behave, which is just like Mommy saying no cookies if I talk sass.  Science takes a back seat to parenting, apparently.

https://www.businessinsider.com/california-beaches-crowds-gavin-newsom-coronavirus-2020-4

Here they are opening state parks but not the beaches for no earthly reason anyone can figure out.  This time of year they are chilly, windswept tarmacs where you go to be alone.


paladin1991

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 27, 2020, 03:56:58 PM
Can confirm. I can’t tolerate much more of this We’re all in this together bullshit.  >:(
100 million dollar faggots telling me that we are in this together.  LOL.  bunch of fucking pogues.

paladin1991

Quote from: K_Dubb on April 27, 2020, 06:51:34 PM
Speaking of, my mom told me today they went to a local distillery that usually makes artisanal small-batch whiskeys (a first for my folks, who deplore drinking of any kind) which is now doing a brisk business in hand sanitizer, so I will at least have a tipple when I'm finally allowed to visit again.
Wildwood spirits?

K_Dubb

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 27, 2020, 09:08:36 PM
Wildwood spirits?



The one run by this fellow, tasting room in a little shack just after you get off the Mukilteo ferry.  He also appears to have stolen albrecht's socks.

I am legitimately curious how a distillery devoted to high-class spirits could suddenly produce large quantities of (presumably) low-grade alcohol.  Does he just have it sitting around?  I get that the process is the same, but is he trucking in potatoes, or something even cheaper?

ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 27, 2020, 08:49:57 PM
Shad from Texas says we got food supply issues.............


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2ortQpF-5I&feature=emb_logo
May be we does, I don't.



Fuck this huggy kissy, we-are-the-world shit.  Just go raid Madame Pelosi's estate.

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