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Coronavirus 2020

Started by MV/Liberace!, January 23, 2020, 09:29:38 PM

Quote from: Corona Kitty on April 30, 2020, 04:29:06 PM
US coronavirus death toll surpasses 60,000 and 100 bodies found in trucks outside NYC funeral home
The U.S. has more than 1 million diagnosed cases.


- amazing

Madonna Ready to ‘Breathe in the COVID-19 Air’ After Testing Positive for Antibodies
Pop star offers update in latest edition of Quarantine Diaries on Instagram

“Took a test the other day and I found out that I have the antibodies,” she said.
“So tomorrow I’m just going to go for a long drive in the car, and I’m gonna roll down
the window and I’m gonna breathe in the COVID-19 air. Yup. I hope the sun is shining.”

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/madonna-covid-19-antibody-quarantine-diaries-video-992845/

paladin1991

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 28, 2020, 05:43:54 PM
With a red hot poker?
Sure.  And with your dick, too.


albrecht

Quote from: Stupid Robbings on May 01, 2020, 12:27:37 PM
Madonna Ready to ‘Breathe in the COVID-19 Air’ After Testing Positive for Antibodies
Pop star offers update in latest edition of Quarantine Diaries on Instagram

“Took a test the other day and I found out that I have the antibodies,”  she said.
“So tomorrow I’m just going to go for a long drive in the car, and I’m gonna roll down
the window and I’m gonna breathe in the COVID-19 air. Yup. I hope the sun is shining.”

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/madonna-covid-19-antibody-quarantine-diaries-video-992845/
I'm sick of celebrities trying to maintain some modicum of relevance or fame. And using Corona-Chan to do so. I could understand the appeal, somewhat, when she was doing porn (some people are into the European hairy armpit look) or dancing about in lingerie on MTV but she needs to wake up. The sun is not shining, it has set for you. Enjoy your retirement  and money because it is getting sad.

WOTR

Quote from: Stupid Robbings on May 01, 2020, 12:27:37 PM
Madonna Ready to ‘Breathe in the COVID-19 Air’ After Testing Positive for Antibodies
Pop star offers update in latest edition of Quarantine Diaries on Instagram

“Took a test the other day and I found out that I have the antibodies,” she said.
“So tomorrow I’m just going to go for a long drive in the car, and I’m gonna roll down
the window and I’m gonna breathe in the COVID-19 air. Yup. I hope the sun is shining.”

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/madonna-covid-19-antibody-quarantine-diaries-video-992845/

Same useless twat who was soaking in her bath while whining that we "are all the same" just a short time ago?

Ediot: Yup. "it is the great equalizer" as she soaks in rose petals in a bathroom that is likely larger than my living room. So much for the great equalizer now that she has antibodies. Time to cruise around laughing at the suckers again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UYU4Slh34I

albrecht

CNN 'experts' now and scrolling ticker says "70% of us need to be infected to stop the virus and will last two years."  But we also all need to stay home and avoid people...so as not to get infected or infect others.....


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: albrecht on May 01, 2020, 04:10:23 PM
CNN 'experts' now and scrolling ticker says "70% of us need to be infected to stop the virus and will last two years."  But we also all need to stay home and avoid people...so as not to get infected or infect others.....

Fuck ‘em!

Quote from: albrecht on May 01, 2020, 02:43:53 PM
I'm sick of celebrities trying to maintain some modicum of relevance or fame. And using Corona-Chan to do so. I could understand the appeal, somewhat, when she was doing porn (some people are into the European hairy armpit look) or dancing about in lingerie on MTV but she needs to wake up. The sun is not shining, it has set for you. Enjoy your retirement  and money because it is getting sad.

That's right.  We've got a new girl now.................


ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on May 01, 2020, 04:10:23 PM
CNN 'experts' now and scrolling ticker says "70% of us need to be infected to stop the virus and will last two years."  But we also all need to stay home and avoid people...so as not to get infected or infect others.....
Has this worthless outfit, which poses as news reporters, started spinning delusions yet that Trump colluded with a Russian bat lady to spawn Corona Chan?  There's a very special place in hell for that scumbucket of a network.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: ItsOver on May 01, 2020, 05:06:50 PM
Has this worthless outfit, which poses as news reporters, started spinning delusions yet that Trump colluded with a Russian bat lady to spawn Corona Chan?  There's a very special place in hell for that scumbucket of a network.

First against the wall. ;)

aldousburbank

I put up two May poles at the compound today.


albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on May 01, 2020, 05:06:50 PM
Has this worthless outfit, which poses as news reporters, started spinning delusions yet that Trump colluded with a Russian bat lady to spawn Corona Chan?  There's a very special place in hell for that scumbucket of a network.
I stopped watching but I think CNN was no pivoting, as they say, and blaming Trump for trusting China too much and working with China to fight the virus in the early stages?  :o

Rense suggests we all watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElwDl52inn0



Quote from: aldousburbank on May 01, 2020, 05:34:08 PM
I put up two May poles at the compound today.

Looks nice.  Good for you man!

aldousburbank

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 01, 2020, 05:56:37 PM
Looks nice.  Good for you man!

The US flag is one I, and my friend tim made in the 90’s. One of 500, each with a unique numbered label, made out of 100% hemp which back in the day you had to import by ship from China. We made them by hand from seamstresses we paid, even the stars are hemp. It was not easy, probably cost a few hundred dollars each to make but one flew over the AZ state capital and many were given away to celebs and victims of outrageous drug war  Believe me, it was war. Someday maybe I’ll feel like talking about it. They jailed us and took kids and money away for a Fucking plant. All the “normal” people thought we were at peace. Imagine how pissed I am. Now weed dispensaries are “essential” businesses. And I’m supposed to believe my govmt about anything? The only thing they ever did well was silence the Kennedy’s and nearly extinct the buffalo.

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 01, 2020, 06:01:38 PM
The US flag is one I, and my friend tim made in the 90’s. One of 500, each with a unique numbered label, made out of 100% hemp which back in the day you had to import by ship from China. We made them by hand from seamstresses we paid, even the stars are hemp. It was not easy, probably cost a few hundred dollars each to make but one flew over the AZ state capital and many were given away to celebs and victims of outrageous drug war  Believe me, it was war. Someday maybe I’ll feel like talking about it. They jailed us and took kids and money away for a Fucking plant. All the “normal” people thought we were at peace. Imagine how pissed I am. Now weed dispensaries are “essential” businesses. And I’m supposed to believe my govmt about anything? The only thing they ever did well was silence the Kennedy’s and nearly extinct the buffalo.

Thanks for sharing the story behind the flag. It means a great deal to you and it is good to have it out waving in these hard times. I can echo your sentiments on the government not doing things well.  I wish there were more angst against the governmental institutions themselves.  It's one thing to rail against Trump or your main man Newsom for this or that.  Looking at it from another angle, we've got what?  The Department of Health and Human Services,  the U.S. Public Health Service, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health, the National Center for Preparedness, Detection, and Control of Infectious Diseases, the Division of Healthcare Quality Promotion, the Healthcare Infection Control Practices Advisory Committee, the National Institute of Health, the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, the United States Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases, the Federal Emergency Management Agency and Lord knows what else at the Federal level.   Then a subset of that at the State level with a subset at the county level.  All of that and this is the best we can do?   I'm sure there are just battalions of dudes buried in all those agencies who have spent their entire professional life planning for a  Pandemic.  The big moment arrives and it's like a monkey trying to fuck a mini-American football.  This is the best we can do?  Really?   I guess they had been too busy playing computer solitaire..............

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 01, 2020, 07:08:04 PM
Thanks for sharing the story behind the flag. It means a great deal to you and it is good to have it out waving in these hard times. I can echo your sentiments on the government not doing things well.  I wish there were more angst against the governmental institutions themselves.  It's one thing to rail against Trump or your main man Newsom for this or that.  Looking at it from another angle, we've got what?  The Department of Health and Human Services,  the U.S. Public Health Service, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health, the National Center for Preparedness, Detection, and Control of Infectious Diseases, the Division of Healthcare Quality Promotion, the Healthcare Infection Control Practices Advisory Committee, the National Institute of Health, the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, the United States Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases, the Federal Emergency Management Agency and Lord knows what else at the Federal level.   Then a subset of that at the State level with a subset at the county level.  All of that and this is the best we can do?   I'm sure there are just battalions of dudes buried in all those agencies who have spent their entire professional life preparing for a big Pandemic.  The big moment arrives and it's like a monkey trying to fuck a mini-American football.  This is the best we can do?  Really?   I guess they had been too busy playing computer solitaire..............

Well said! Damn it! Lilith is so right. We are the news now.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 01, 2020, 07:10:27 PM
Well said! Damn it! Lilith is so right. We are the news now.


I mean really Doc - look and they aren't the only ones.

QuoteOUTLINE OF US HEALTH AGENCIES
With Functions Related to Infection Prevention and Control
I. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) -- Cabinet-Level
Department which includes the following agencies:
A. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC)
1. National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health (NIOSH)
2. Coordinating Center for Infectious Diseases (CCID)
a. National Center for Preparedness, Detection, and Control
of Infectious Diseases (NCPDCID)
i. Division of Healthcare Quality Promotion (DHQP)
3. Healthcare Infection Control Practices Advisory Committee
(HICPAC)
B. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS)
C. National Institutes of Health (NIH)
1. The National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID)
2. National Library of Medicine (NLM)
D. Food and Drug Administration (FDA)
E. Health Resources and Services Administration (HRSA)
F. Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality (AHRQ)
II. Department of Labor (DOL) -- Cabinet-Level Department which includes:
A. Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA)
III. U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) â€" Cabinet-Level agency
IV. Non-Governmental Agencies
A. Joint Commission
B. Institute of Medicine (IOM)

Or maybe the institutions were too busy off studying the cranks of the world.  Look here -> https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4772313/table/Tab1/?report=objectonly

So there is a 20.7% chance that S.V. is cut but a 31.9% chance that WOTR is, while K_Dubb's cousins back in the home country only have a 3% chance.  I guess it is nice to know but just imagine
how much of this shit there is out there?  They can determine that 99.9% of dudes on Svalbard have Uncle Charley in his natural state but no one can figure out how to keep the folks down at the
pork plant from getting wiped out by COVID-19?   

Look at the URL from that link .ncbi = National Center for Biotechnology Information,  .nlm = National Library of Medicine, .nih = National Institute of Health.    Layers upon layers.............

Grrrr............



ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 01, 2020, 07:08:04 PM
...  All of that and this is the best we can do?   I'm sure there are just battalions of dudes buried in all those agencies who have spent their entire professional life planning for a  Pandemic.  The big moment arrives and it's like a monkey trying to fuck a mini-American football.  This is the best we can do?  Really?   I guess they had been too busy playing computer solitaire..............
This.  And just think of the vast sea of incompetent government boobery for everything else. Oh, yeah, give me some more NAOW! 



K_Dubb

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 01, 2020, 07:36:21 PM
Or maybe the institutions were too busy off studying the cranks of the world.  Look here -> https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4772313/table/Tab1/?report=objectonly

So there is a 20.7% chance that S.V. is cut but a 31.9% chance that WOTR is, while K_Dubb's cousins back in the home country only have a 3% chance.  I guess it is nice to know but just imagine
how much of this shit there is out there?  They can determine that 99.9% of dudes on Svalbard have Uncle Charley in his natural state but no one can figure out how to keep the folks down at the
pork plant from getting wiped out by COVID-19?   

Look at the URL from that link .ncbi = National Center for Biotechnology Information,  .nlm = National Library of Medicine, .nih = National Institute of Health.    Layers upon layers.............

Grrrr............


Yes I have one cousin who delighted in demonstrating his technique of peeing by exploding like a water balloon, much to the dismay of those of us born here.  I remember asking my mom as a kid, after reading about it in the Bible where they make a big deal about it of course, whether I was circumcised and she said no, presumably because no one even asked or she didn't pay attention.

Quote from: ItsOver on May 01, 2020, 07:47:31 PM
This.  And just think of the vast sea of incompetent government boobery for everything else.  Oh, yeah give me some more NAOW! 



and as far as I know, the only MoFo that has been shit canned was the Secretary of the Navy.  He got walked out for wigging out while speaking to the Carrier crew after removing their skipper.  Whom got relieved for not following the correct communication procedure while trying to protect his crew from the infection, which only got infected because the Navy didn't put everything they could at sea in January or find other means to isolate the crews.  Which is why the SecNav probably should have been fired.   Along with whomever was in charge of the non-screening of passengers on arrivals from international flights, and the Not Invented Here CDC folks who insisted on their own test, then the folks that contaminated the tests which then didn't work right anyway. 



ItsOver

Good news!  Corona Chan has succeeded in lowering deaths from everything else in NY state!  Huh?... oh wait.



https://www.citizenfreepress.com/breaking/hmm-how-convenient-check-out-this-death-chart/

K_Dubb

Quote from: ItsOver on May 01, 2020, 07:47:31 PM
This.  And just think of the vast sea of incompetent government boobery for everything else. Oh, yeah, give me some more NAOW! 



There were a few exultant articles very early on about how this would finally demonstrate the proper need for government but they have shut up now.  Basically all they're good for is telling you you can't dig clams because someone might coof on you.  The beach-closure thing seems to get bipartisan eye-rolls here, especially since the state parks are all gated and chained but the county park down the road is open with a few hardy folks who everyone can see risk nothing more than sunburn/windburn and hypothermia if they go in the water.

Quote from: K_Dubb on May 01, 2020, 07:58:48 PM
Yes I have one cousin who delighted in demonstrating his technique of peeing by exploding like a water balloon, much to the dismay of those of us born here.  I remember asking my mom as a kid, after reading about it in the Bible where they make a big deal about it of course, whether I was circumcised and she said no, presumably because no one even asked or she didn't pay attention.

All and all.  At the end of the day.   Cousin Morten is just part of a statistic in a chart in some moldy document, filed in Uncle Sam's basement.



Quote from: K_Dubb on May 01, 2020, 08:06:18 PM
There were a few exultant articles very early on about how this would finally demonstrate the proper need for government but they have shut up now.  Basically all they're good for is telling you you can't dig clams because someone might coof on you.  The beach-closure thing seems to get bipartisan eye-rolls here, especially since the state parks are all gated and chained but the county park down the road is open with a few hardy folks who everyone can see risk nothing more than sunburn/windburn and hypothermia if they go in the water.

Mrs. Walks and I stopped by a pond out on the land my employer owns.  She likes to look at the baby geese and it is that time of year.  Of course a  rent-a-cop in a golf cart, appeared out of nowhere and hassled us about not social distancing.  The three of us were probably the only human beings for a square mile and we get dogged. 


ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 01, 2020, 08:20:13 PM
Mrs. Walks and I stopped by a pond out on the land my employer owns.  She likes to look at the baby geese and it is that time of year.  Of course a  rent-a-cop in a golf cart, appeared out of nowhere and hassled us about not social distancing.  The three of us were probably the only human beings for a square mile and we get dogged. 


Heresy!  The both of you, as traitors to The State, should have bowed your heads in shame, committed seppuku, using one of the baby geese, and thrown your disgraced selfs in the pond.

ItsOver

Heh, heh, heh.

https://www.fox26houston.com/news/defiant-strip-club-shut-down-by-hpd-granted-restraining-order

"We will let the girls entertain but their won't be any touching we've got to keep social distancing," Langan said. Customers can't hand the dancers money, they can throw it at them, which is what we do here anyway."




Dr. MD MD

Quote from: ItsOver on May 01, 2020, 08:35:20 PM
Heh, heh, heh.

https://www.fox26houston.com/news/defiant-strip-club-shut-down-by-hpd-granted-restraining-order

"We will let the girls entertain but their won't be any touching we've got to keep social distancing," Langan said. Customers can't hand the dancers money, they can throw it at them, which is what we do here anyway."



Things are tough all over!

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