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ItsOver

Quote from: K_Dubb on May 07, 2020, 01:21:36 PM
Will there be CANOOOES like old Camp Kakalakawaka?!?!

Stop tempting me to lick doorknobs, you wicked creature!
I'm in for the s'mores and weenies.  Maybe you can kick our prole tastes up a notch.


ItsOver

Dayum, it's not like Ronald is serving Popeye's chicken sandwiches or something.

https://www.koco.com/article/police-identify-woman-accused-of-firing-shots-at-mcdonalds-after-she-was-told-dining-room-was-closed/32403518

"According to police, the suspect entered the restaurant and was told by employees the dining area was closed. She was asked to leave but refused, and police said a physical altercation ensued between the suspect and an employee.

Police said the suspect was then forced out of the restaurant by employees. She reentered the restaurant with a handgun and fired about three rounds in the restaurant, according to police."


whoozit

Quote from: ItsOver on May 07, 2020, 01:33:08 PM
Dayum, it's not like Ronald is serving Popeye's chicken sandwiches or something.

https://www.koco.com/article/police-identify-woman-accused-of-firing-shots-at-mcdonalds-after-she-was-told-dining-room-was-closed/32403518

"According to police, the suspect entered the restaurant and was told by employees the dining area was closed. She was asked to leave but refused, and police said a physical altercation ensued between the suspect and an employee.

Police said the suspect was then forced out of the restaurant by employees. She reentered the restaurant with a handgun and fired about three rounds in the restaurant, according to police."


That’s a hell of a testimonial.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on May 07, 2020, 12:37:43 PM
Agree.  As of now it would appear that there are a lot more Ds using police state tactics but that might be because the Ds are running most large cities and 24 states.  We'll see. 

The real danger of this whole thing is that citizens will be less inclined to believe the Government's/Expert's assessment of any future bugs that may show up that could be more virulent and deadly.  #PeterandtheWolf

Thanks for stating the obvious. What would we do without you? ::)

ItsOver

Quote from: whoozit on May 07, 2020, 02:11:10 PM
That’s a hell of a testimonial.
Maybe she'll be in the next McDonalds commercial.

"I'm getting me some hot fries even if it takes some hot heat! Sucka!"



albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on May 07, 2020, 01:21:36 PM
Will there be CANOOOES like old Camp Kakalakawaka?!?!

Stop tempting me to lick doorknobs, you wicked creature!


Their will be no culturally appropriation at the FEMA camp USA. Except the poverty, disease, and death will be allowed to be culturally appropriated from Indian cultural history. And also children will be taken from parents and weapons confiscated. Welcome to the Reservation. And not the fun kind with casinos amd cheap booze and tobacco.


WOTR

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 07, 2020, 10:34:01 AM
At about 1:45 or so, I do believe the softspoken gentleman from California is discussing yanking individual coofers out of their abodes and placing them in some sort of "alternate housing situation" aka Coofer Camp. Typically, I would think of such a thing as rather despicable. Those illegal Pickleball Bastards, they just might deserve a term down in Camp Coof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTRWmhmgBCY

What this guy is spouting is supposed to comfort me and make me feel safe?

Quote from: WOTR on May 07, 2020, 04:24:14 PM
What this guy is spouting is supposed to comfort me and make me feel safe?

Sure!  They give the same COVID-19 test the Tanzanians ran on that Mango, your kid tests positive and they yank the little bugger and drop it off in some sort of "situation".   

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4e7b2324-2fc3-4bfc-b66e-4d6e00b902fa


K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on May 07, 2020, 03:53:49 PM

Their will be no culturally appropriation at the FEMA camp USA. Except the poverty, disease, and death will be allowed to be culturally appropriated from Indian cultural history. And also children will be taken from parents and weapons confiscated. Welcome to the Reservation. And not the fun kind with casinos amd cheap booze and tobacco.

I was so excited planning the quillwork on my breechclout!  I suppose we will be given infected blankets to sleep in, too.

I'm really disappointed, guys.  I thought you'd be all for a traditional, medically effective quarantine of the kind your grandparents knew -- surely it is superior to this nonsense where you just lock up everybody?  But you all seem prepared to risk your lives and everyone else's so some poor coofer can make a midnight run to expectorate next to you in the liquor aisle, or even stride boldly down Main Street at midday hacking and spewing in the name of freedom.

What if (as seems the case from NYC tough nobody will say and elsewhere) most of the coofers are recent immigrants in strange apparel with grandpa and grandma coofer in colorful headgear and hordes of swarthy little spitters all in tow?  Wouldn't they be better off in clean, sanitary concentration camps for a few weeks instead of roaming about endangering the general public?


Quote from: K_Dubb on May 07, 2020, 05:40:47 PM
I was so excited planning the quillwork on my breechclout!  I suppose we will be given infected blankets to sleep in, too.

I'm really disappointed, guys.  I thought you'd be all for a traditional, medically effective quarantine of the kind your grandparents knew -- surely it is superior to this nonsense where you just lock up everybody?  But you all seem prepared to risk your lives and everyone else's so some poor coofer can make a midnight run to expectorate next to you in the liquor aisle, or even stride boldly down Main Street at midday hacking and spewing in the name of freedom.

What if (as seems the case from NYC tough nobody will say and elsewhere) most of the coofers are recent immigrants in strange apparel with grandpa and grandma coofer in colorful headgear and hordes of swarthy little spitters all in tow?  Wouldn't they be better off in clean, sanitary concentration camps for a few weeks instead of roaming about endangering the general public?

What would something like that pay?   Running one of them there Coofer Camps?


K_Dubb

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 07, 2020, 05:45:57 PM
What would something like that pay?   Running one of them there Coofer Camps?

Typical government-contractor buckets-o-cash.  Not counting the lucrative side business in exotic lampshades.



ItsOver

Quote from: K_Dubb on May 07, 2020, 05:40:47 PM

...What if (as seems the case from NYC tough nobody will say and elsewhere) most of the coofers are recent immigrants in strange apparel with grandpa and grandma coofer in colorful headgear and hordes of swarthy little spitters all in tow?  Wouldn't they be better off in clean, sanitary concentration camps for a few weeks instead of roaming about endangering the general public?
Don't worry about Coofer Camp.  I've reported you to the hate police for re-education camp.  You'll be happy to know it was worth several cans of sardines and one, four roll pack of Scott TP.  Enjoy your stay.


pate

Let me get this straight:  In America we are innocent until proven guilty, & infected until proven healthy???

A friend's wife was turned away at CostCo today for not having a mask.  I made a trip to Sam's Club for gas and some stuff for my mom, was worried that I wouldn't be let in with out a mask.  Sam's did not require me to have a mask on to gain entry.

Fuck CostCo.

-p

K_Dubb

Quote from: ItsOver on May 07, 2020, 06:01:33 PM
Don't worry about Coofer Camp.  I've reported you to the hate police for re-education camp.  You'll be happy to know it was worth several cans of sardines and one, four roll pack of Scott TP.  Enjoy your stay.



No canoes there, huh  :(



Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on May 07, 2020, 06:19:08 PM
No canoes there, huh  :(

No, only inflatable rafts but they’re strictly not to be used in water.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on May 07, 2020, 06:47:28 PM
The nice folks from the state hospital.

While they’re at it they should examine your wife’s snatch too. Surely, it must withering in atrophy due to your neglect of it.

ItsOver

Quote from: K_Dubb on May 07, 2020, 06:19:08 PM
No canoes there, huh  :(
No canoes but all sorts of "alternative" entertainment and enlightenment.


Kidnostad3

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 07, 2020, 06:49:28 PM
While they’re at it they should examine your wife’s snatch too. Surely, it must withering in atrophy due to your neglect of it.

Won’t be long now.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on May 07, 2020, 06:56:45 PM
Won’t be long now.

Yes it will.  ::)

Look, all I’m saying is that your wife is more of a man than you are and she’s a woman (allegedly).  :D

After about a 10 day absence, the indomitable Harry Chen, PhD. is back with Fire!

https://twitter.com/HarryChenPhD1/status/1258422112852881408

ItsOver

Quote from: pate on May 07, 2020, 06:16:37 PM
Let me get this straight:  In America we are innocent until proven guilty, & infected until proven healthy???

A friend's wife was turned away at CostCo today for not having a mask.  I made a trip to Sam's Club for gas and some stuff for my mom, was worried that I wouldn't be let in with out a mask.  Sam's did not require me to have a mask on to gain entry.

Fuck CostCo.

-p
Yeah, this whole mask, 6 foot coofer distance, gloves, etc crap is going to be a real treat, with everybody having different ideas for tolerance and enforcement.  Hell, it wasn't but a few weeks ago, we were told the proles didn't even need masks.  I'm just going to stay in my bunker.  I'll come up after everbody has gone into a crazed frenzy and killed each other off.





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