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Coronavirus 2020

Started by MV/Liberace!, January 23, 2020, 09:29:38 PM

ItsOver

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 09, 2020, 05:09:08 PM
I guess we’re at the stage of lockdown now where we can just put the tip in?
http://youtu.be/8iwBM_YB1sE

One of Art's faves.

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 09, 2020, 05:09:08 PM
I guess we’re at the stage of lockdown now where we can just put the tip in?

Fauci is going balls deep!

https://twitter.com/IntelDoge/status/1259275719194050560

K_Dubb

Quote from: ItsOver on May 09, 2020, 05:08:43 PM
This thing reads like the typical DC Swamp and NWO fuck-uppery.

You know I get that he is scamming a little, trying to get the taxpayers to fund his start-up costs for the unused production lines in a panic, but you'd think with all the noise about masks that somebody, feds, states, private, would have thrown some money at him to fire them up.  I have to conclude the shortages are not dire and it's all folderol like the ventilators.

Meanwhile my style-icon-approved-but-medically-useless sleek black dust masks with the nifty little valves are in the country and I should be rocking them by week's end.  I will reserve the koofiyahs for evening wear, I guess.

Quote from: K_Dubb on May 09, 2020, 05:36:30 PM
Meanwhile my style-icon-approved-but-medically-useless sleek black dust masks with the nifty little valves are in the country and I should be rocking them by week's end.  I will reserve the koofiyahs for evening wear, I guess.


Need some pants to round out the look?


Dr. MD MD



The corona virus gave many of the so-called leaders in this country an opportunity to reveal their true selves. Many may have suspected before, but now all doubt has been removed: They’re vicious tyrants.

Across the country, many mayors, governors, and congressional leaders have demonstrated just what control freaks they really are. Gavin Newsom, head tyrant of California, has closed all beaches. No, you can’t enjoy the waves, salt air, and sunlightâ€"all virus destroyersâ€"because he said so. He’s going to tell all Californians what they can and cannot do. Shut up and obey!

Michigan’s governor Gretchen Whitmer is a real piece of work. She denounced those who protested the lockdown as ‘racist.’ She made sure every Walmart store taped off their gardening sections because she considers them ’non essential.’ She gets to decide what you can and cannot buy.

New York City Mayor Bill De Blasio is having a field day. He wants his city locked down until at least July. Probably after July 4th so Americans can’t get together and celebrate Independence Day. The mayor crossed the line by threatening Jews who were holding prayer meetings and funerals. He instructed the police to ‘round them up!’

Many sheriffs and policeman have been behaving disgracefully. I saw a video in which the local sheriff and his deputy threatened a mother because her child went next door to play with a neighbor child. Oh no, can’t have that kind of freedom! The sheriff could have ignored it enforcing such an unconstitutional directive, but no…they love arresting, fining, and yelling at the sheeple. They are in tyrant heaven.

The worst tyrant of them all is the sociopath Bill Gates. His 100 billion dollar fortune has enabled him to greatly influence the medical field in a global manner, even though Bill is not trained in medicine. He doesn’t have a medical degree or even a college degree. He does have experience in dirty dealing. He was a ruthless businessman who shafted other programmers as he cobbled together a buggy and virus-riddled windows operating system. Now that squeaky-voiced geek…that nerd…that unelected ‘authority’ … that TYRANT…wants to control us all through a vile vaccine with built-in tracking technology. If you don’t take his shot, you won’t be able to travel or work. We must not let Kill Bill have his way.

A horrific and dystopian future awaits us all if we don’t start pushing back against the tyrants. We don’t need their permission to be human beings.

â€"Ben Garrison

K_Dubb

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 09, 2020, 05:36:01 PM
Fauci is going balls deep!

https://twitter.com/IntelDoge/status/1259275719194050560

Great so he will finally be doing what the rest of us have been doing the whole time instead of running his yap on the tv.

Quote from: K_Dubb on May 09, 2020, 05:43:36 PM
Great so he will finally be doing what the rest of us have been doing the whole time instead of running his yap on the tv.

I am sure he can remote yap in from the theater room out on his estate.

ItsOver

Quote from: K_Dubb on May 09, 2020, 05:36:30 PM
You know I get that he is scamming a little, trying to get the taxpayers to fund his start-up costs for the unused production lines in a panic, but you'd think with all the noise about masks that somebody, feds, states, private, would have thrown some money at him to fire them up.  I have to conclude the shortages are not dire and it's all folderol like the ventilators.

Meanwhile my style-icon-approved-but-medically-useless sleek black dust masks with the nifty little valves are in the country and I should be rocking them by week's end.  I will reserve the koofiyahs for evening wear, I guess.
I'm reserving my nifty PPE for when the next Wells Fargo is due in town.  May as well pick-up some pocket change while I'm dodging Corona Chan.


ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 09, 2020, 05:36:01 PM
Fauci is going balls deep!

https://twitter.com/IntelDoge/status/1259275719194050560
Good thing all that social distancing is working out.  Oh, wait...


ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 09, 2020, 05:39:05 PM

Need some pants to round out the look?


That moves me in a strange, mysterious way.


Quote from: ItsOver on May 09, 2020, 05:53:14 PM
That moves me in a strange, mysterious way.



At just $9.26 they are a steal.   I'm in for three!

K_Dubb

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 09, 2020, 05:39:05 PM

Need some pants to round out the look?



Ha ha ha only to tea at the Savoy with Shreddie!

ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 09, 2020, 05:55:38 PM
At just $9.26 they are a steal.   I'm in for three!
A threesome works for me!

aldousburbank

I’m pretty sure this was the first zoom meeting.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 09, 2020, 07:41:48 PM
I’m pretty sure this was the first zoom meeting.



That dad looks like, “How could I have this big family?! I’m gay.”


Purportedly one of our local Re-Open protesters getting him some lunch. 


ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 09, 2020, 07:58:43 PM
Purportedly one of our local Re-Open protesters getting him some lunch. 


Looks like a fine, upstanding 'Merican.  Eh, just WTF is strapped on his back?  A low-yield nuclear launching device?

K_Dubb

Quote from: ItsOver on May 09, 2020, 08:04:10 PM
Looks like a fine, upstanding 'Merican.  Eh, just WTF is strapped on his back?  A low-yield nuclear launching device?

It appears to be a cased bronze swivel gun of the sort that graced the gunwales of the caravels and pinnaces of yore.  They could fire round shot but in practice you stuffed whatever you had in there and blasted it at the enemy as an antipersonnel weapon.  Avast, ye lubbers, and make me a sandwich!



Or perhaps a type of harquebus?


pate

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 09, 2020, 10:03:54 AM
Meh.  Thought I found something interesting there.   Turns out even NBC is pissing on it.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/report-says-cellphone-data-suggests-october-shutdown-wuhan-lab-experts-n1202716

5G activated virus, said it from the start...

Everyone better be good little commie faggot globalists, naow...

-p

Quote from: K_Dubb on May 09, 2020, 08:18:32 PM
It appears to be a cased bronze swivel gun of the sort that graced the gunwales of the caravels and pinnaces of yore.  They could fire round shot but in practice you stuffed whatever you had in there and blasted it at the enemy as an antipersonnel weapon.  Avast, ye lubbers, and make me a sandwich!



Or perhaps a type of harquebus?

That or your friendly neighborhood Anti-Tank missile launcher.   The two pistols in the holsters is a nice touch as well.  Kind of like a cherry on top. 

K_Dubb

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 09, 2020, 08:31:39 PM
That or your friendly neighborhood Anti-Tank missile launcher.   The two pistols in the holsters is a nice touch as well.  Kind of like a cherry on top.

Well the brace of pistols (though not a matched pair, sadly) is what put me in mind of historical weaponry.  I believe I recall the one on the right from Custer's Last Stand.

pate

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 09, 2020, 05:39:05 PM
...

I hear babboon-ass pants are going to be all the rage this summer...

-p

Quote from: K_Dubb on May 09, 2020, 08:38:23 PM
Well the brace of pistols (though not a matched pair, sadly) is what put me in mind of historical weaponry.  I believe I recall the one on the right from Custer's Last Stand.
Shreddie's ancestor makes an appearance with the 7th as "Queen's Own Butler".   Check him out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m7RPjQxjmA

ItsOver

Quote from: K_Dubb on May 09, 2020, 08:38:23 PM
Well the brace of pistols (though not a matched pair, sadly)...
Girl!  Just what is that brute thinking!  If you're going to bring some heat, pack some style with it.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 09, 2020, 08:41:16 PM
Shreddie's ancestor makes an appearance with the 7th as "Queen's Own Butler".   Check him out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m7RPjQxjmA

Hahaha looks more like Benteen to me


K_Dubb

Quote from: ItsOver on May 09, 2020, 08:43:45 PM
Girl!  Just what is that brute thinking!  If you're going to bring some heat, pack some style with it.

I know!  Personally I swear by my Joe Manton flintlocks but I can never get anyone to hold still long enough to really have a go.

WOTR

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 09, 2020, 03:36:06 PM
I guess pate was way ahead of the curve in this regard. Soo-un wheel aull B tocking and righting lik dis.

Nautical shore.

Yassir. I sure gots to agreed wid you maister M.D. It gots to bee eader Pate speak or Amos / Andy dialogue to throws them off the sent.

WOTR

Thank goodness CNN reminded me to ignore my mother tomorrow. I would not want to risk her life by having lunch or dinner with her. After all, there were people who all got sick by attending a birthday party in California. Seems like a good reason to never see anybody ever again (aside from at the Home Depot, the grocery store, the Pizza shop and Costco where I get to wait in line with perfect strangers...)

"In Pasadena, California, officials put out a warning after tracing a cluster of cases back to a birthday party, and in Louisiana the department of health recommended celebration alternatives -- like virtual brunch.

"Resist the temptation to hug your mom and maintain six feet of separation," the Louisiana Department of Public Health said. "

It is also worth noting that Fauci will be doing a modified quarantine. "While Fauci was not in close proximity to the person, he said he will spend the next two weeks working from home and wearing a mask, adding he may go to his office, where he will be alone." I suppose that if I am exposed that my quarantine will allow me to go to my office as well? I will drive my car and promise to be really careful filling up with gas and I will disinfect the front door and hallway on the way to my office...

This shit is getting old.

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