Coronavirus 2020

[paladin1991]

With the meat shortage, there's always other uses for the fatties.

Hehehe

[paladin1991]

Researcher, named Bing Liu, on cusp of making "important discovery"  with regard to Corona-Chan shot to death. Another man, named Hao Gu, was found dead in a car nearby. "The relationship between the men was also unclear" but police are claiming a murder-suicide and "appeared to be connected beyond their proximity to each other.” 
https://www.ibtimes.com/pennsylvania-researcher-verge-significant-findings-coronavirus-shot-dead-2971288

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/pennsylvania/articles/2020-05-06/researcher-2nd-man-fatally-shot-in-apparent-murder-suicide

https://www.yahoo.com/news/researcher-verge-making-very-significant-030320409.html

No homo

[Dr. MD MD]

Heh, heh... how to keep folks at least 6' away from you.

Best corona chan mask ever!

[Stupid Robbings]

"Locking her up is a misguided abuse of power, especially considering Dallas County released real criminals to 'protect them from COVID-19,'" he wrote.

https://www.wnd.com/2020/05/hair-salon-owner-ordered-freed-jail/

[VC]

https://youtu.be/6Af6b_wyiwI

Hate The Truth? Subversive Pricks?

Eat Shit Chinese Government Scum Lovers! And, their Globalists that raped America.

WTF? WHY wasn't America prepared since 911 and SARS, ETC. Our own leadership KNEW the Chinese Government could NOT be trusted, so whom is really at fault here?

Globalist Scum and their SJW's?

[albrecht]

"Locking her up is a misguided abuse of power, especially considering Dallas County released real criminals to 'protect them from COVID-19,'" he wrote.

https://www.wnd.com/2020/05/hair-salon-owner-ordered-freed-jail/

Local AM has been almost nothing except this story all day. And now State politicians are weighing in, volunteering to pay fine, and so on. Abbott says salons can open up in 2 days anyway. And risk of Corona-Chan is worse in prison and jails and they are letting out real criminals to avoid it. The other story mentioned briefly was the bar owner who opened despite orders and had AR-15 wielding patrons stand guard. They were all arrested.

[Stupid Robbings]

Local AM has been almost nothing except this story all day. And now State politicians are weighing in, volunteering to pay fine, and so on. Abbott says salons can open up in 2 days anyway. And risk of Corona-Chan is worse in prison and jails and they are letting out real criminals to avoid it. The other story mentioned briefly was the bar owner who opened despite orders and had AR-15 wielding patrons stand guard. They were all arrested.

How come it's just like with 9/11, in that the US response is to treat Americans more how China treats Chinese and Russia treats Ruskys?

[Walks_At_Night]

Ok - well we suck.  Only Ivan is worse maybe.   

[Stupid Robbings]

https://youtu.be/zan8k6lacTY

https://youtu.be/_sqqutewB3A

https://youtu.be/a50u6lcLsMY

[Walks_At_Night]

Don't think Cuomo factored in illegal Pickleball..................

Cuomo says it’s ‘shocking’ most new coronavirus hospitalizations are people who had been staying home

Early look at data from 100 New York hospitals shows that 66% of new admissions related to the virus are people who were at home, Cuomo said.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/06/ny-gov-cuomo-says-its-shocking-most-new-coronavirus-hospitalizations-are-people-staying-home.html

[ItsOver]

Ok - well we suck.  Only Ivan is worse maybe.   

Way to go Slovakia.  With that "cliff," they must have started executing new Corona Channers.  "Corona Chan?  Never heard of it."

[ItsOver]

Don't think Cuomo factored in illegal Pickleball..................

Cuomo says it’s ‘shocking’ most new coronavirus hospitalizations are people who had been staying home
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/06/ny-gov-cuomo-says-its-shocking-most-new-coronavirus-hospitalizations-are-people-staying-home.html

Considering that most of the NYC metro is people living on top of people, the people may as well all be living as one big, happy family in the same home.  Plus, there's always this.



Thank yeeewww, Dr. House.

[WOTR]

Don't think Cuomo factored in illegal Pickleball..................

Cuomo says it’s ‘shocking’ most new coronavirus hospitalizations are people who had been staying home

Thank you for providing my lead in...

Maybe they tripped and fell because they have been at home? In London, people do a "clap for care givers"day. However, a doctor warned that people are increasing the number of accidents by being too enthusiastic in their clapping.

The best part of the article? "While people who haven't been exercising who suddenly get up and clap may be prone to falling and breaking their bones..."

Fuck. I know it's the daily mail... But it reads like a comedy article from the onion (if it were not so sad.) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8285023/A-E-doctor-claims-weekly-round-applause-NHS-staff-resulted-spike-accidents.html

[ItsOver]

Thank you for providing my lead in...

Maybe they tripped and fell because they have been at home? In London, people do a "clap for care givers"day. However, a doctor warned that people are increasing the number of accidents by being too enthusiastic in their clapping.

The best part of the article? "While people who haven't been exercising who suddenly get up and clap may be prone to falling and breaking their bones..."

Fuck. I know it's the daily mail... But it reads like a comedy article from the onion (if it were not so sad.) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8285023/A-E-doctor-claims-weekly-round-applause-NHS-staff-resulted-spike-accidents.html

Ha!  WTF.  With all that awful crap they call food plus all the booze, they're an accident waiting to happen, anyway. 

[ItsOver]

In other news, while the rest of the world is decimated by Corona Chan, Ruth "Weekend at Buzzie's" Ginsburg is baaaaccckkk.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-ginsburg/supreme-courts-ginsburg-discharged-from-hospital-idUSKBN22I25J

[Walks_At_Night]

Thank you for providing my lead in...

Maybe they tripped and fell because they have been at home? In London, people do a "clap for care givers"day. However, a doctor warned that people are increasing the number of accidents by being too enthusiastic in their clapping.

The best part of the article? "While people who haven't been exercising who suddenly get up and clap may be prone to falling and breaking their bones..."

Fuck. I know it's the daily mail... But it reads like a comedy article from the onion (if it were not so sad.) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8285023/A-E-doctor-claims-weekly-round-applause-NHS-staff-resulted-spike-accidents.html

Somehow I think this ties into SV's absence the last few days.  Probably tried to clap up and poked his eye out...................

[K_Dubb]

Somehow I think this ties into SV's absence the last few days.  Probably tried to clap up and poked his eye out...................

No it is because Metron spazzed out and posted his IP info, and Shreddie got so excited that I might actually come visit him finally that he choked on his rape whistle.

[WOTR]

No it is because Metron spazzed out and posted his IP info, and Shreddie got so excited that I might actually come visit him finally that he choked on his rape whistle.

Was the rape whistle to deter would be attackers, or a desperate measure to attract the attention of potential rapers?

[aldousburbank]

Thank you for providing my lead in...

Maybe they tripped and fell because they have been at home? In London, people do a "clap for care givers"day. However, a doctor warned that people are increasing the number of accidents by being too enthusiastic in their clapping.

The best part of the article? "While people who haven't been exercising who suddenly get up and clap may be prone to falling and breaking their bones..."

Fuck. I know it's the daily mail... But it reads like a comedy article from the onion (if it were not so sad.) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8285023/A-E-doctor-claims-weekly-round-applause-NHS-staff-resulted-spike-accidents.html

It’s my understanding that brits are prone to suffering from the clap.

[Walks_At_Night]

No it is because Metron spazzed out and posted his IP info, and Shreddie got so excited that I might actually come visit him finally that he choked on his rape whistle.

Well that's...... What's the phrase?  Most unfortunate.

[K_Dubb]

Was the rape whistle to deter would be attackers, or a desperate measure to attract the attention of potential rapers?

Hahaha well the whistle itself is something of an ambiguous token but his habit of blowing it while jumping up and down waving a hankie and calling "yoohoo!" is decidedly not.

[Walks_At_Night]

Apparently, Cottrell is live with the Angel of Death right now.  One doesn't hear that everyday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1jppzWmmA8

[ItsOver]

No it is because Metron spazzed out and posted his IP info, and Shreddie got so excited that I might actually come visit him finally that he choked on his rape whistle.

Ha!  I hope Shredmyass had enough time to put on his finest, in anticipation of your glorious expedition, before he passed out.  At least he would have provided the constabulary some chuckes, as they crated him up to be marked as the latest victim of Corona Chan.

[ItsOver]

Apparently, Cottrell is live with the Angel of Death right now.  One doesn't hear that everyday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1jppzWmmA8

Hey, naow, I hope I can find his kind of shades with some red lenses to complete my Renegades PPE look.

[GravitySucks]

WTF?

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2020/05/06/coronavirus-survivors-banned-from-joining-the-military/

[ItsOver]

Looks like they just playing it safe, with a "we're not sure WTF is going with Corona Chan, even if this is nothing more than an SOP directive from somewhere in the guberment."

" ...However, given the limited research on COVID-19, there are likely a few factors that military medical professionals are trying to hash out when it comes to recruiting survivors: Whether respiratory damage from the virus is long-lasting or permanent, and whether that can be assessed; the likelihood of recurring flare-ups, even if someone has had two consecutive negative tests; and the possibility that one bout of COVID-19 might not provide full immunity for the future, and could potentially leave someone at a higher risk to contract it again, perhaps with worse complications."

[K_Dubb]

Ha!  I hope Shredmyass had enough time to put on his finest, in anticipation of your glorious expedition, before he passed out.  At least he would have provided the constabulary some chuckes, as they crated him up to be marked as the latest victim of Corona Chan.

That is remarkably like the last few vignettes en déshabillé he posted to our shared dropbox.

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFssiP6lS2k

[K_Dubb]

They're coming 'round, folks.

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-52543692

For the non-vulnerable population, coronavirus carries no more risk than a "nasty flu", says Prof Mark Woolhouse, an expert in infectious disease who led the research.

"If it wasn't for the fact that it presents such a high risk of severe disease in vulnerable groups, we would never have taken the steps we have and closed down the country.

"If we can shield the vulnerable really well, there is no reason why we cannot lift many of the restrictions in place for others.

Cambridge University statistician Prof Sir David Spiegelhalter has highlighted evidence which shows the risk of dying from coronavirus is very similar to the underlying risk people of all age groups from early 20s upwards have of dying anyway.

Researchers from Stanford University in the US have been trying to count the risk another way - equating it to that which we face from dying while driving.

In the UK, they calculate that those under the age of 65 have faced the same risk over the past few months from coronavirus as they would have faced from driving 185 miles a day - the equivalent of commuting from Swindon to London.

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdF-p97NdaY