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albrecht

Quote from: pate on March 27, 2020, 09:39:40 PM
I find that to be much more festive than the children's puppet show version.



-p
I recall when Letterman was funny he had mentioned "It is Chinese New Year, Here in NYC parents tell their frightened children it is just gunshots." (paraphrased, lest I'm sued.)



WOTR

Quote from: Uncle Duke on March 25, 2020, 06:59:29 AM
There is a C2C guest named Tim Cohen who pounds the "Prince Charles is the Anti-Christ" premise everytime he's on the show.  He also believes there are dinosaurs on Mars.

Has he somehow managed to tie the two theories together? What I most enjoy about some conspiracy theorists is their creativity...

Hog

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 27, 2020, 10:09:50 AM
Hey, when 80000 people died from the flu here a couple years ago I don’t remember a total societal shutdown and constant updates on the news about the latest deaths.

https://www.statnews.com/2018/09/26/cdc-us-flu-deaths-winter/
Isn't that a "normal" death count from flu for your countries population of over 350,000 million?  We all got a timer that's ticking away as we type.

peace
Hog

Hog

During SARS/CoV of 2002-2003, there was a Chinese fish monger that was a "super spreader".  IIRC he directly infected over 30 in Quandong province.

peace
Hog

Hog

Quote from: albrecht on March 27, 2020, 03:26:18 PM
That could be the reasoning and they wouldn't want calls on a supposedly stressed medical system.  Don't need Jojo's elaboration.

It certainly wouldn't because many of the hardcore advanced alcoholics are politicians- or that the Alcohol Beveridge industry, especially the wholesale and distribution level, has good lobbyists and very politically connected families. Surely a concern for the people in general!
At the liquor store up here, there is armed guards at the door.  They ask you questions about travel, look for signs inquire about symptoms. And once a person comes through the exit, they let another inside.

The methadone clinics and liquor stores remain open.

peace
Hog

Kidnostad3

What could be more comforting for the unwashed masses during a pandemic than to view a 61 y.o. has-been with black roots and a puffy face sitting in a luxurious petal strewn bath talking about the equality of man?  And then there's the toilet-seat-licking pop tart's effort to encourage us in this dark time.  I know I feel better about the whole situation.

https://youtu.be/SoQQMfURcKs



albrecht

Quote from: Hog on March 28, 2020, 07:11:03 AM
At the liquor store up here, there is armed guards at the door.  They ask you questions about travel, look for signs inquire about symptoms. And once a person comes through the exit, they let another inside.

The methadone clinics and liquor stores remain open.

peace
Hog
Wasn't there ones before? I seem to recall twitter and youtube vids showing 'youths' robbing liquor stores up in The Great White North. Usually of a run in and grab n go but sometimes also robbing the actual clerks.

Kidnostad3

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on March 28, 2020, 08:08:51 AM
Six minutes and 10 seconds of more Whomping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmY0_naStME&feature=emb_logo

The take-away from this is that if you're going to ride your motorbike when social separation has been decreed make sure someone is riding in the back seat.  Just sayin'.

Kidnostad3

Someone should ask each of these two if he will refrain from organized cock sucking for the duration of the pandemic.

Taaroa

https://twitter.com/wilfredchan/status/1243887606569590784

The Problem With China’s Victory Lap
QuoteDesperate countries were happy to accept Chinese help. But it hasn’t always provided the lifesaving equipment expected. In Ukraine, for example, Andrey Stavnitser, who is helping coordinate the coronavirus response in the Odessa region, told the Atlantic Council that one center there ordered thousands of coronavirus tests from China at great expenseâ€"only to receive “ordinary flu tests” that had “nothing to do with coronavirus.”
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/03/china-wuhan-xi-victory-coronavirus/608977/


albrecht

Quote from: Taaroa on March 28, 2020, 10:14:27 AM
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That is epic! How that UN functionary lies and claims "he can't hear" and then later deflects to the "One China" policy. We should defund the UN and their WHO. And start again from scratch involving decent countries, balanced budgets, clear policies, real science, and less corruption. The UN and their various agencies, like the WHO, has done good things in the past but like many organizations or companies it has grown too large, become too corrupt, is more concerned about itself rather than the members or mandates. Start over....and have it have a Sunset Provision to reorganize something new again after a certain period of time.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: albrecht on March 28, 2020, 10:27:47 AM
 

That is epic! How that UN functionary lies and claims "he can't hear" and then later deflects to the "One China" policy. We should defund the UN and their WHO. And start again from scratch involving decent countries, balanced budgets, clear policies, real science, and less corruption. The UN and their various agencies, like the WHO, has done good things in the past but like many organizations or companies it has grown too large, become too corrupt, is more concerned about itself rather than the members or mandates. Start over....and have it have a Sunset Provision to reorganize something new again after a certain period of time.

albrecht for secrtary of state!

WOTR

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on March 28, 2020, 07:52:11 AM
What could be more comforting for the unwashed masses during a pandemic than to view a 61 y.o. has-been with black roots and a puffy face sitting in a luxurious petal strewn bath talking about the equality of man?  And then there's the toilet-seat-licking pop tart's effort to encourage us in this dark time.  I know I feel better about the whole situation.

https://youtu.be/SoQQMfURcKs

Attention whore's gotta whore.



WOTR

Wouldn't a two week quarantine around New York indicate that we will not be back to normal by Easter?

"President Trump said Saturday he’s considering an enforced quarantine for the New York City area that would also include New Jersey and Connecticut.

“We’d like to see New York quarantined because it’s a hotspot â€" New York, New Jersey, maybe one or two other places, certain parts of Connecticut quarantined,” Trump said...

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: WOTR on March 28, 2020, 01:03:21 PM
Wouldn't a two week quarantine around New York indicate that we will not be back to normal by Easter?

"President Trump said Saturday he’s considering an enforced quarantine for the New York City area that would also include New Jersey and Connecticut.

“We’d like to see New York quarantined because it’s a hotspot â€" New York, New Jersey, maybe one or two other places, certain parts of Connecticut quarantined,” Trump said...

But Easter is a beautiful timeline, WOTR. :D


Dr. MD MD

https://banned.video/channel/the-alex-jones-show

AJ is on fire today. It’s like an old tent revival show.



albrecht

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 28, 2020, 02:56:07 PM
https://banned.video/channel/the-alex-jones-show

AJ is on fire today. It’s like an old tent revival show.
Right around the time Alex was starting up and had his local Austin Access program there was another guy. A tent revival preacher that I also liked to watch. I wish I could remember his name. He was full of fire and looked like he could have an aneurysm at any time. And a mixed-race crowd in a tent with Astroturf somewhere, I think east, nearby. He was awesome. I sometimes wonder if Alex saw/met him and developed his ranting style.  Last I heard (decades ago) the preacher man had some kind of scandal and left town. Pulled over with weed and/or some affair or something...



WOTR

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 28, 2020, 03:06:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVsElGcjyto

Fuck me, are "we" stupid. I wish that one day we would wake up and actually take these things more seriously. Recently I have been hearing people float the idea that we should release all but the most violent criminals to "protect" them. Yeah, don't lock down the prison. Release them instead. I'm sure that everybody who is a decade into their sentence will have a nice, safe place to go where they can "self isolate."

pate

Quote from: albrecht on March 28, 2020, 10:27:47 AM
 

That is epic! How that UN functionary lies and claims "he can't hear" and then later deflects to the "One China" policy. We should defund the UN and their WHO. And start again from scratch involving decent countries, balanced budgets, clear policies, real science, and less corruption. The UN and their various agencies, like the WHO, has done good things in the past but like many organizations or companies it has grown too large, become too corrupt, is more concerned about itself rather than the members or mandates. Start over....and have it have a Sunset Provision to reorganize something new again after a certain period of time.

I have long been a proponent of cancelling US membership in the UN, and foreclosing/evicting them from their digs in New York.  Now seems as good a time as any.

-p

ediot:  full on eviction, throw their shit on the curb for hobos and what-not to pick through.  Trump would be the President to make this happen.

albrecht

Quote from: WOTR on March 28, 2020, 05:03:41 PM
Fuck me, are "we" stupid. I wish that one day we would wake up and actually take these things more seriously. Recently I have been hearing people float the idea that we should release all but the most violent criminals to "protect" them. Yeah, don't lock down the prison. Release them instead. I'm sure that everybody who is a decade into their sentence will have a nice, safe place to go where they can "self isolate."


It is like "they" really want the Mad Max, Escape from New York scenario. Open the borders, stop all our travel, ban work, let viruses spread, force people to 'shelter in place,' crash the economy, and now release the prisoners

albrecht

Quote from: pate on March 28, 2020, 05:15:52 PM
I have long been a proponent of cancelling US membership in the UN, and foreclosing/evicting them from their digs in New York.  Now seems as good a time as any.

-p

ediot:  full on eviction, throw their shit on the curb for hobos and what-not to pick through.  Trump would be the President to make this happen.


"Today I announce a new beautiful complex with lots of room for convalesence due to this Chinese virus. I formally announced that the whole UN properties are now big, beautiful hospitals with amazing ventilators seized from WHO and other UN warehouses. Since the US paid for them. We got them. UN diplomats and staff are invited to leave but all flights from the US are stopped due to the Chinese virus, so good luck."

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